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Chapter 158 Why do you always dig into my grave? 【2 in 1】
For a moment, Deputy Minister Chu suspected that he had heard wrongly, and also suspected that he had not woken up. Otherwise, how could he have heard such an outrageous request? These days, the pressure to get married has reached such a level that even ancestors can't even swindle corpses, and then they have to Is it enough to ask the state for help through inducement?
Is this reasonable? Is this really reasonable?
After a long time, he hesitated and asked: "Are you serious? Are you just looking for partners for your descendants?"
"Of course it's true. For this reason, those little bastards moved my grave specially, saying that there was something wrong with the feng shui of my ancestral tomb, but I still don't know if there is something wrong with my feng shui. I can't do it myself, so they blamed me for the feng shui of my ancestral tomb. If you have a problem, forget it, don’t talk about this bad thing.
As long as you can help my juniors find partners, I agree to teach you two skills.
The more satisfied they are with their marriage or their partner.
I can give you the better exercises.
They have to be really satisfied. I can still feel whether they are really satisfied. "
Speaking of this, Bai Sheng thought for a moment and continued to add:
"By the way, what I said before may be a bit narrow-minded. In fact, you don't have to have a child. You can have a daughter. Of course, if they don't want to have a child, it's okay. Recently, I have accepted a lot of new knowledge about new and new humans. , not the old antique you imagined!
In addition, the gender of the target doesn't matter, as long as they are happy, there is no need to force it, but you have to find a way to convince my grandchildren and great-grandchildren to accept it.
Words they cannot accept.
I can't accept that either.
I am definitely closer to those who are closer to me by blood. "
"Also, I also want the five billion that you promised before. It's not that I don't want the five billion, but I have other ideas about the five billion.
I hope to exchange the five billion for cultivation resources, such as beef, chicken or some medicinal materials.
Then provide it to my descendants for use.
Everyone can apply for one, and continue to apply when it is used up. You cannot apply for more. It will end when the 5 billion consumption is over. It can be regarded as an opportunity for those younger generations who are willing to work hard to practice, but the funds in their hands do not allow it.
This is probably the case. To show my sincerity, I will first give you an introductory foundation-building technique. "
After saying that, Bai Sheng introduced into Deputy Minister Chu's consciousness a very basic entry-level martial arts foundation-building technique that could only strengthen the body, repair physical damage, and maintain health and prolong life, but could not condense internal strength.
There are no restrictions and you can spread it as you like.
"Although this technique cannot condense internal energy, it is still good for the body. If the strangeness is not too serious, more practice can remove the strangeness from the body, but if it is too serious, there is nothing you can do.
You need higher level martial arts secrets. "
After saying that, Bai Sheng sent the souls of Vice Minister Chu and others back to their bodies. To outsiders, it seemed that Vice Minister Chu and the others were in a trance for a while, then looked at each other and even pinched their own bodies, which was strange.
However, Deputy Minister Chu and the others did not have time to help others answer their questions. After confirming that they had returned to their own bodies, reached an agreement with the ancestors of the Du family, and even collected their deposits, they immediately returned home and reported the relevant matters. Situation, as well as the specific content of the agreement, the foundation building technique was also passed back.
When they rushed back to the headquarters to hold a meeting.
The analysis report on the basic martial arts foundation-building techniques has been submitted. The director of the Weird Research Institute and the leaders of the national security management agency and other departments participated in the meeting.
"The function of this introductory martial arts foundation-building exercise should be to adjust the body's mechanism to make the body more suitable for practicing martial arts. It is somewhat similar to the hundred-day foundation-building method in the legendary story. This hundred-day is a virtual finger, and if you have good qualifications, In other words, those who are naturally suitable for martial arts training may not need a hundred days, while those with poor qualifications may need two or three hundred days. There is no accurate data in this regard.
Although theoretically speaking, with this introductory martial arts foundation-building technique, coupled with the analysis of the physical examination data of the Du family, it will take less than a few years to develop relatively simple martial arts secrets, but now more and more strange resurgences are , and even began to hide in densely populated areas.
Many weapons of mass destruction cannot be used.
Ordinary weapons have no effect on the strange.
Therefore, I suggest that we still find a way to fulfill the request of the ancestor of the Du family. Having more complete martial arts secrets will also help us analyze the specific principles. "
The director of the Weird Research Institute said very realistically.
If you give them enough time, they will definitely be able to research martial arts secrets, but the key is that they don't have that much time.
Moreover, martial arts secrets are not weapons. If you know the principles of weapons and invest a lot of manpower and material resources, you can definitely achieve rapid mass production. However, martial arts secrets are obviously not good. It takes time to practice. No matter how good the resources or talent are, it cannot be achieved overnight. .
Therefore, the best choice at the moment is actually to complete the requirements of the Du family ancestors as soon as possible and obtain the secret book.
"As the saying goes, one sentence is truly passed down, but thousands of false scriptures are passed down. And in my opinion, the ancestor of the Du family should have received a very complete martial arts inheritance. Although it is a bit unbelievable, it is indeed true at present.
Even though our technology is relatively advanced now, we can rely on such a few clues to replicate a whole set of martial arts inheritance that may have taken thousands of years to summarize.
It’s still a bit of a fantasy!
So I agree to fulfill her request. "
"I agree too, and don't forget that in addition to martial arts secrets, she also passed on a concept to her descendants. Martial arts are real, and so are weird souls. Then why can't Taoism be real? It's just Maybe we haven't come into contact with true magic before.
The visualization method is very similar to the description in the Taoist scriptures!
The same goes for Yin spirits, and the things they mentioned about Yin spirits leaving the body are obviously Taoist terms!
So I seriously doubt that the ancestors of the Du family definitely have a lot of good things in their hands. Even if they can't completely suppress the weird things, they should be able to help us have the ability to confront the weird things head-on. I must agree.
Besides, this requirement doesn’t seem difficult. "
"Another point is that the state of the ancestor of the Du family is obviously completely different from other weirdos. If all weirdos were as easy to talk to and normal and rational as she is.
Then there wouldn't be as much trouble as now. "
"There are secrets in her, big secrets, and they may even involve big secrets of spiritual practice that we don't know about."
"I just said that our ancestors should not be so easy to deceive. Every emperor believes in the theory of immortality and immortality. Maybe they really know something."
"Okay, let's not go off topic. Since it has been decided to cooperate with the ancestor of the Du family to complete her commission, let's quickly see what resources can be mobilized to help them achieve specific requirements."
After talking about this, the scene suddenly became a little dry!
Because the topic they were going to talk about next, they always felt that it was not something they should talk about at their level. As soon as they talked, the originally serious meeting scene suddenly became like a blind date conference, which was inexplicably awkward.
No one was willing to speak first.
"Then let me tell you first, I have already informed the Finance Department that the allocation of 5 billion special funds will be smoothly received within 24 hours.
I also said hello to the Ministry of Agriculture.
Various resources can be redeemed at any time.
It can be said that half of what the ancestors of the Du family requested has been completed by our Weird Management Department, and the remaining half depends on your help and coordination. "Minister Min is a very thief. He knew very well before the meeting that he would eventually agree to cooperate with the ancestor of the Du family.
But he is really not sure about helping people find a partner. The most important thing is that there is no standard yet. Who knows if they are satisfied or dissatisfied. In comparison, they still try to mobilize 5 billion funds for special use and use 5 billion funds to exchange for matching. The supplies are simple and convenient, and there are standards.
So he went out of his way to get this done in advance.
Having accomplished so much, it would be reasonable to say that half of the Du family’s ancestor’s commission has been completed and the rest should be left alone!
As soon as these words came out, the leaders of several other departments present also thought it was reasonable and started to curse.
Call him shameless...
But after scolding people, things still have to be done, so the second half of the meeting was mainly to obtain the specific situation of the descendants mentioned by the ancestors of the Du family, and discuss how to coordinate resources to help them successfully date.
"It's really unbelievable that I have to urge my children to go on blind dates and get married at home, and then at work I have to help other people's families to do so. It seems like a tough nut to crack."
"Actually, if you look carefully, these people don't have any obvious shortcomings. Although not many are particularly good-looking, they are not ugly, and they don't have any disabilities. However, this little girl is indeed a bit difficult to deal with. She is 1.83 meters, too tall!
Why don't you tell the sports department to take a look and see if there is anyone with a suitable height? Can you help introduce them? "
“There are definitely those who are of the right height, but there are too few who are also the right age and at the same time clean and tidy.
People who practice sports...you also know about their private lives. "
"Yes, she is thirty-eight or nineteen years old. Those who practice sports at a similar age have long since quit. There are some divorced people. Where can I find someone who has never been married? I don't know if she likes someone younger. She is eighteen or nineteen years old. , it’s easy to find sports students who are relatively clean and unmarried at the moment.”
"Actually, marrying into the Du family, or marrying into the Du family, is quite promising. After all, judging from the attitude of the ancestor of the Du family, she will definitely keep the really good things at the bottom of the box and leave them to her descendants.
If it weren't for the fact that I don't have children of the right age at home.
I want them to try it. "
"But the key thing is that the ancestors of the Du family still have a requirement for satisfaction. I'm afraid that some people have bad intentions. If something like marital infidelity or betrayal happens, what will happen to the satisfaction?
What should I do if I piss off the ancestors of the Du family?
So it’s hard to figure out the specific candidates! "
"No matter what, we should try to find more suitable partners first, and then arrange blind dates for them. The backgrounds must be investigated clearly. Although the descendants of the Du family may not be very outstanding, there can be no problems with the blind dates we arrange for them. , at least his wealth must be clean.
I don’t have any bad habits or anything like that…”
"Can you send someone to talk to the ancestors of the Du family in detail? People's minds have changed. The most we can do is ensure that there are no major problems with the blind date we are currently looking for.
But what if they change in the future.
It’s also hard for us to grasp! "
"Yes, there are many celebrities who seem to be very good, but in fact they were very good at first, but later on some of them either have no moral bottom line or have broken the law."
"How about going to the army to recruit them and let them treat them as a mission, a lifelong mission."
"Actually, it's not a bad idea. Even if you pretend to be good to only one person for the rest of your life, if you are really good to one person for the rest of your life, then that doesn't mean there is a problem. What do you think?"
"First arrange a normal blind date. I will send someone here to discuss the details with the Du family ancestors, but I will also have appropriate contact with the army to make preparations.
If it doesn't work, it can only be arranged as a task. "
"Oh, why should others feel pity for their parents? We are the ones who are tired. It's so annoying. She might as well just ask us for money, things, or real estate."
"Stop complaining, you should quickly send someone to contact the descendants of the Du family, disclose some information to them appropriately, and ask them to provide us with their requirements, whether they like a boy or a girl.
What type of object do you want?
Let them not have any scruples and speak up boldly.
We try our best to be satisfied here. "
"There can't really be no restrictions. As far as I know, there are several people in their family who like the same celebrity. What if they want to marry that celebrity? It's just a celebrity, how many shares can be divided into each of them?"
"Don't get too horny with me here. Let's do the statistics first. If you like someone, it doesn't necessarily mean you have to marry her."
"What if someone wants to start a harem?"
"Or maybe you want to destroy other people's families, such as falling in love with a married husband, or a married woman!"
"After what you said, I feel that there are indeed many details that need to be discussed. I quickly sent someone to negotiate the details with the Du family ancestors, and set limits with the Du family ancestors on all the possible problems that I can think of.
We can help, but not without limits.
Must be legal, compliant, and ethical. "
"Okay, there are indeed many problems, but we have to hurry up, complete the requirements early, get the martial arts secrets early, and we can reduce casualties."
"Then arrange the tasks and let each of you take care of a part!"
"No problem, I'll follow..."
After a careful discussion, the meeting came to an end for the time being, and the leaders of each department immediately started busy.
Everyone is busy with their own affairs, and they should do it first.
Some contacted the Ministry of Civil Affairs, some contacted the Ministry of Sports, some directly selected high-quality unmarried men and women from major state-owned enterprises for investigation, and some turned their attention to the entertainment industry. Although the circle is a bit chaotic, it is important to look at the face these days. There are a lot of people out there, so there’s no harm in giving it a try.
The more candidates there are, the more chances of success!
As for the person responsible for negotiating the details with Bai Sheng, it was Deputy Minister Chu. After all, he was already the one who was most familiar with Bai Sheng. Of course, it was better to let acquaintances communicate.
Also survey relevant people about their preferences.
We have also gone directly to the door and started asking.
The whole thing has been so ridiculously busy!
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