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Chapter 160 Why do you always dig into my grave? 【2 in 1】

Love each other as a family (teen version) group.

[Du Lan: Touched, my ancestors are so considerate. What they arranged for me is not a blind date. For a moment, I suspected that I was Emperor Zetian, who was choosing a boy for my konghe. That’s why I could only choose one. ? 】

[Du Yu: What is Controlling Crane Prison? 】

[Huang Xue: Wu Zetian established it in order to recruit male favors. They were divided into Zuo Gonghe and You Gonghe, each with twenty people. They were managed by Zhang Yizhi and Zhang Changzong respectively. There were only about forty people in total, and the harem had three thousand people. The beauties are simply incomparable. If you ask me, the empress is still conservative. 】

[Du Qiao: Are you all on a blind date too? 】

[Du Chen: I was shocked when I received the news. My dear, the Ministry of Civil Affairs came to my door in person. After asking about my request, they sent a box of blind date lists the next day.

It gave me a real life experience of what a draft is! 】

[Du Huai: It seems that the specific process is similar, but I always feel a bit unreal, like I am in a dream, my thighs are pinched green, but I still haven’t woken up from the dream. Now I am a little worried about gains and losses, and I don’t know what to do. 】

[Du Jiao: Are you successful? 】

[Du Qiao: I only know that Du Lei is an orphan, tall and handsome, and has no parents-in-law. The superiors gave them a house and five million. They also promised to arrange the best confinement nanny and postpartum care. They required three parties from both parties. Give birth to a child within this year and cannot divorce within ten years. 】

[Du Yu: It sounds a bit like a contract marriage! 】

[Du Lan: Be content, you are no longer a junior high school student. Do you still expect to have pure love and drink enough water? This condition is good. If there were no ancestors, where would Du Lei find such a thing!

Do you have any photos? I'd like to see them. Du Lei's aesthetics are pretty good. What does the guy look like? 】

[Du Qiao: 001.jpg, 002.jpg. 】

[Dulan: Oh, it’s really good without makeup. I’m a little tempted. Alas, there are so many worthy candidates, it’s really hard to choose! 】

[Du Yu: I must be dazzled. 】

[Dulan: How to describe it? It's just that it looks a lot better, but it's not astonishing at first sight, so it has to be him.

It’s a rare choice. Of course I want to choose someone who, even if he is a scumbag, can forgive him just by looking at his face. At least he will be in a better mood after marriage. Anyway, I don’t expect the other person to love me sincerely. Of course I have to choose someone like me. I really like it, but unfortunately, why can I only choose one?

Little wolf dog, little milk dog, domineering boss, abstinent type, oh, I like every type! 】

[Du Yu: Sister, can you restrain yourself? It will make me feel embarrassed if you continue to do this. Even if you can't end it, don't show too much care. 】

[Du Chen: By the way, Xiaoyu, how was your blind date? Do you like anyone? When will you get married? 】

[Du Yu: I am still a child...]

[Du Lan: Pull it off. You are old enough to get a certificate. You are a kid. But I really don’t know what your situation is. Except for the underage ones, the rest of our family should be arranged. Go on a blind date.

What's the situation over there? How many have you met? 】

[Du Yu: I have someone I like...]

[Dulan:? I do not know how? Who do you like? Male or female? It's one of your childhood sweethearts, or a classmate in school, but that's not right. Isn't college graduation the season of breakups? 】

[Du Lan: That shouldn’t be the case. With my keen perception, why don’t I think you like anyone? 】

[Du Yu: Secret love, no confession...]

[Du Lan: (ー_ー)!!, you call it unrequited love, you really blinded my passion for gossip. 】

[Du Qiao: @fujuan, eldest cousin, how is the situation over there? I heard people say that those of you over thirty years old are their key targets. Are you excited? For example, the iron tree is blooming or something! 】

[Fu He: My sister is not free. She is out on a date now. Hehehehehe. At first, my sister was very reserved. Someone recommended her a young man in his late teens or early twenties. She was still shy and felt that there was an age difference between them. Too big, not willing, not even willing to meet.

Fortunately, my mother was very forceful and forced her to go to the meeting. Now I can really describe it as a blooming iron tree, and I feel that my complexion has improved a lot.

You are all ready for the wedding wine! 】

[Du Fei: I also have a partner, and it feels like a good fit. She works in a secretive weird research institute, and we don’t see each other a few times a year. We don’t interfere with each other, and we can also deal with both parents. It’s pretty good. 】

[Du Chen: Can this be considered marriage? 】

[Du Fei: I have a marriage certificate! 】

[Du Jiao: What about the child? Don’t you two have a child? I don’t know, I thought it was a physical marriage. 】

[Du Fei: We are prepared to let it happen. If we can get pregnant, we will have a baby. If we can’t, forget about it. It doesn’t matter. Besides, my parents are working hard to practice martial arts recently and plan to have another baby. The pressure of giving birth should be much less. 】

[Dulan: What a model childbirth worker! 】

[Du Chun: I did a little statistics, and I feel that the success rate is not high. So far, there seem to be only four people who have applied for marriage certificates, and only three are already dating. I guess the people above are quite anxious. 】

[Du Lan: Why don't you be in a hurry? If you don't complete the task, how can you get the benefits promised by your ancestors? Let's just make do with it, it can be regarded as serving the country and the people. 】

[Du Yu: Only those who are on a blind date with us are truly sacrificing for the country and the people. For example, those rich and handsome people chosen for you. In the past, if anyone was willing to be with you, you could have fun secretly. Now Even if we are picky, we still need to have a clear mind. 】

[Du Jiao: I just have these concerns, so I have never been able to decide. Of those blind dates, I feel that none of them are worthy of me. I feel guilty if I choose any one, like the old society raping women. It seems like, oh, I’m really confused and embarrassed! 】

[Du Chen: Well, actually, don’t belittle yourself too much. We were really not that good in the past, whether it was appearance or family background, but now that we have ancestors, we can at least be considered children of the number one martial arts family. 】

[Fu He: Didn’t I say that the principle is completely voluntary? It can be seen that they are also willing. This situation is actually no different from a normal blind date. Everyone has needs and wants. One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

Try to cooperate and pick one you like.

This is the greatest help to the country...]

[Huang Xue: That's right. I think you are just like Du Lan. You are spoiled for choice. You think this is good, and you think that is good too. It's hard to make a choice.

Just choose what you like, and it also creates moral pressure! 】

[Dulan: I have no moral pressure! 】

[Du Lan: None of you are really as candid as I am. If I like it, I just like it. If I don’t like it, I don’t like it. I like many people. I also admit to being flirtatious. I don’t know what you don’t dare to admit.

During the above investigation, I might even know your Internet search records clearly.

Like a transparent person.

Why are you all pretending to be reserved with me here? 】

[Du Yu: No way...]

[Dulan: Some time ago, I specifically used the soul-calling technique passed down by my ancestors. I asked my ancestors. She had already figured out how to understand our dreams even earlier, but we just didn’t know it. It’s like reading memories!
Therefore, our ancestors clearly know who we are, and the understanding from above is probably not much less. 】【Du Qiao:? ? ? 】

[Du Yu: Doesn’t this violate our privacy? 】

[Du Lan: You can protest. Our ancestors are very good at summoning spirits. You can protest to your ancestors at night. Hehehe, it’s really tiring to talk to you. Can’t you face your inner desires frankly? 】

[Du Lan: Especially you, Du Yu. I have little contact with other people. I may not know much about you. You are my biological brother. How can I know you? I have read your web browsing history. What genres do you like? I also know very well, don’t pretend to be a child with me all day long.

Be more sensible when you talk to me from now on, okay?
He knows how to tear me down all day long.

I have tolerated you for a long time...]

[Fu He: If I remember correctly, my ancestor lived more than 120 years ago. Are you sure she can accept our thoughts? Many of the ideas we express to the outside world are no longer acceptable to our parents and elders.

Not to mention those things that have never been said...

My ancestors have a big heart! 】

[Du Lan: Even if people who have experienced decades of troubled times are more conservative in their thinking, it does not mean they have less knowledge. The more troubled the times, the more outrageous things will happen.

Anyway, I think my ancestors are quite tolerant.

We can talk to each other quite well, oh no, my ancestors and I can talk to each other quite well, and even heroes have similar views. 】

[Du Jiao: Is it too late to delete the record now? 】

[Huang Ling: Why isn’t Du Yu bubbling? 】

[Dulan: Maybe he is autistic. 】

[Du Chun: Ah, I want to die. I have done a lot of shameful things in the past thirty-seven years. How could our ancestors check our memories without informing us? I might as well stay single for the rest of my life! 】

[Dulan: Is this the defense broken? 】

[Du Lan: Actually, you don’t have to worry too much. Our ancestors also looked through the memories of our elders and gossiped a lot with me. Anyway, from my point of view, some of the secrets buried in the hearts of our elders, Far more explosive than us, they are really only conservative in words, but in fact they are not conservative at all. 】

[Huang Ling: For example, my grandma and my grandpa were originally a couple, my dad was born to my grandma and grandpa, and my mom was adopted by my grandpa. Is this kind of thing? 】

[Dulan: You don’t have to be so honest, but you are wrong about one thing. Your mother was not adopted by your grandfather, but your grandpa picked her up in the hospital toilet. 】

[Du Chen: Still...is there such a thing? 】

[Huang Ling: I also knew about it through several aunties in our village. The older generation seemed to know it well. 】

[Dulan: My mother always thought that after finding four matchmakers, three of the blind dates introduced to her were all my father, and it was fate. But the fact is that my father gave gifts to the three matchmakers, and he had already taken his fancy. I'm mom.

My ancestors learned about this from my dad’s memories.

It’s hard to say whether my mother knows! 】

[Huang Ling: Is there any more? I want to hear...]

[Dulan: Why don’t you chat privately, but you have to remember that God knows that you know and I know, so don’t spread it out. 】

……

Although the various blind dates arranged at the beginning were not too smooth, as the blind dates continued to be unsuccessful, the relevant departments will specially arrange experts in various fields to analyze their behavioral characteristics and psychological activities in detail to help them as much as possible to help them succeed in the blind date. Rumors spread quickly.

The overall progress suddenly entered the fast lane.

It can be seen that many people are more afraid of others treating them as the target of research and analysis and analyzing them carefully than getting married.

Of course, the things that many experts help analyze may indeed exist, because as time goes by, the relevant departments will be able to better understand their preferences, and can even arrange blind dates for them that are almost irresistible.

Even Dulan found the right one.

He is a handsome 186 guy who is proficient in makeup skills. Whatever type Dulan likes, he can express it through makeup skills. He can be a bitch or a bitch, domineering or overbearing, ascetic or abstinent, and his style is changeable and colorful.

When there is no way to open a harem.

This is already the best choice.

The same goes for other people, who have basically found someone they can't refuse or are very satisfied with.

Just kidding, the whole country has worked hard to arrange a blind date for them. If they are still not satisfied with it, what do they think? God, should they find Yang Jian or Weaver Girl?
Of course, those blind dates are all voluntary. Not only do they need to be voluntary, but they also need to pass the background check, pass the screening of parents and relatives, and have no bad records before they can be added to those blind date lists.

If we didn't put in those checks, or find some love scammers who are good-looking, they would have been deceived long ago.

It is precisely because of the strictness that all the information submitted is not modified in any way, and all the shortcomings are even pointed out, which makes the blind date process relatively bumpy, but fortunately, it was basically completed after half a year.

Bai Sheng did not force the few minors and those who had just come of age and were not in a hurry. He only hoped that the relevant departments would help keep an eye on them and not let them be deceived.

The next step was of course to fulfill the promise and teach the meditation method, along with hundreds of martial arts secret books.

However, the highest level can only reach the Grand Master level.

"Um, didn't you say that behind martial arts there are two realms of heaven and land gods? But it seems that these martial arts secrets don't mention it. Is it not there? Or are you not satisfied with the results of our mission?"

After all, they had become familiar with each other. After reading the martial arts secrets, Deputy Minister Chu quickly asked anxiously.

The Grand Master deals with some of the more powerful weirdos.

I’m afraid I’m still not qualified enough!

If possible, he would rather have a smaller number of martial arts secrets, but at least there must be one secret that can directly lead to the realm of land gods, so that they can have a sample for analysis and avoid many detours.

“Yes, there are, and there are quite a lot of them.

As for the level of satisfaction, I think you and I both know that most of them are just forced to make do with it, and they are willing to do it of their own free will. I'm afraid there is not much if they really like it.

So the secret book of the realm of gods and terrestrial gods.

That’s another price! "

The current situation was actually within Bai Sheng's expectation. He said this now mainly to gain some other benefits for his descendants.


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