Grudge Breaker

Chapter 236 Laughing Mouse
"What bad luck! Fortunately it was just a dream."

Early in the morning, Song Weichen stretched out in bed, kicked off the quilt with his feet and swung his body back and forth. This swung his body reminded him of the skateboarding guinea pig with tiny claws at night, and he felt angry and amused at the same time.
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"Ah... Weiwei-sama, don't you like the way I look now? I can also become very powerful!"

As the chubby guinea pig spoke, he jumped on the handlebars of the electric scooter, bent his elbows, and acted like he was "strong."

Song Weichen raised his eyebrows and sneered in his heart, Just you?

"for example?"

"Well... Weiwei-sama, it depends on your imagination, but to be honest, I quite like the way it is now!"

"You mean to say that the reason you have grown into this 'little chic thing' is all thanks to me?"

"Bingo! Ice-smart Weiwei-sama!"

Song Weichen bit his back teeth, and for some reason his fists felt tight.

"Don't tell me that your sycophantic personality and way of speaking are also my doing?"

"Bingo!"

……

"Little Pechi, I advise you not to be 'ice fruit', otherwise my 'imagination' might make you die...be serious!"

"Also, don't call me Weiwei-sama from now on. Have you eaten too much sashimi? Call me something else!"

"That's it..."

The fat guinea pig placed its little paw on its chin and tapped the handlebar with one of its fleshy paws, as if it was thinking deeply.

"How about the title 'Big Sister'? I think it's perfect!"

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WTF.

Song Weichen was too lazy to argue with it seriously, and he didn't know what kind of unconventional way of cultivation he had, to have "given birth" to such a devil. No, he should call him the Cute King of Trouble.

"Xiao Biezhi, since you are a puppet spirit, you must have some skills besides being cute, right?"

Upon hearing this, the little guinea pig's small black eyes lit up and it was obviously excited.

"Big sister, guess how fast I'm going?!"

"What speed? Can you win a race with a snail? Do you think you can drive a car when you look like a fat ball? You're definitely driving to the kindergarten!"

"Oh my, big sister, you underestimate me. Of all the thirty-six strategies, running away is the best one! Let me put it this way, if I really run for my life, no one in the world can catch up with me!"

Escape...

Song Weichen's face was filled with black lines.

"Isn't that what we mean? You are a tough and ruthless person, aren't you? Why are you running away right after you come here?"

The little fat guinea pig raised its paw to scratch its head, then spread its hands out, looking like it was helpless.

"Big sister, what skills I have depends on your mind! Subconscious, subconscious!"

Well, this fat bug is really good at passing the buck.

What kind of character is this? Isn't it a rat character? Who does this depend on... Song Weichen examines herself three times a day. She is not the kind of person who shirks responsibility when something goes wrong!
It is true that the dragon has nine sons, each one is different.

No wonder this thing looks like an electric scooter, it seems to be born to escape.

To be honest, it does fit her character...

Song Weichen nodded resignedly.

"Okay, do you have any other talents besides running away? Don't act cute! I mean the kind that has some lethality!"

"There are some!"

The little fat guinea pig turned its back, revealing its lightning tail that looked like a copy of Pikachu, and shook it twice.

"I am a lightning spirit, I can discharge electricity, woooo~"

The chubby guinea pig roared fiercely, and its tail stretched straight to emit a few electric sparks.

The damage looks like a blast.

It is true that there is a fart sound when the spell is "cast"... poof.

Song Weichen's face turned even darker.

"How's it going? It's awesome!"

"You're so awesome!"

Song Weichen couldn't help but want to curse.

"Are you the reincarnation of an electric mosquito swatter? Can this thing kill a fly? What sin did I commit to give birth to a useless little thing like you?"

The chubby guinea pig lowered its head when it heard that, and rubbed its nose for a moment. Watery eyes appeared in its small black eyeballs the size of rice grains, and it seemed like it was about to cry.

Feelings are still a little crybaby...

Who does this personality come from? It saved my life!

While sighing in his heart, he forced a smile and pinched the little ball of flesh off the electric scooter. Holding it in his palms with both hands, Song Weichen rubbed it with his forehead to comfort it.

"Alright, alright, I said something harsh, blame me. You are awesome! The most awesome fake Pikachu in the world!"

"Really?!"

The little fat guinea pig is smiling visibly, and is so easy to coax.

"It's true, a mother has no eyes for ugly children!"...

It must be said that this little meatball really can't hear whether something is good or bad - it really thinks Song Weichen is praising it.

He happily strolled along her arm to her shoulder and sat down, stretching out his two little paws and letting out a comfortable sigh - just like Song Weichen when he was struggling in Mo Tingfeng's arms.

Hehe, I asked what cause and effect is in this world, and it turns out that there is always something that can defeat something else.

I never thought that this little girl would one day be controlled and counterattacked by a guinea pig.

"Big sister, I can't keep calling myself Shushu, can you please give me a name? A resounding name that sounds like a hero's!"

It just couldn't see Song Weichen's expression when he heard this -

Otherwise I would probably cry my eyes out.

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"From now on, you will be called 'Laughing Mouse Me', or 'Laughing Mouse' for short. What a great name! It's loud and auspicious!"

Song Weichen was clearly bullying it for not knowing the science of onomastics. What kind of good person would give someone a name with the character "了" in it? Not to mention the biological mother, even the stepmother wouldn't be so disrespectful!

Unfortunately, the little meatball didn’t understand. It was smiling from ear to ear and looked very happy!

Not only does it not understand, but the Suzaku and Qinglong in the puppet show don't understand either.

If they understood a little bit, "Angry Birds", "Attack of the Ao Bing" and "Laughing Mouse" would definitely rise up in rebellion, and Song Weichen could only complain to Mo Tingfeng in his dreams.

……

As Song Weichen thought about it, he laughed out loud in his bed.

Compared to dreaming about being chased by monsters in a foggy forest, this kind of dream is more relaxing.

"This kind of dream is okay, I can still have another one. What a meatball, so funny, I am laughing so hard." She said to herself.
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"Big sister, you called me?"

A chubby and fluffy little head popped out from beside the pillow, waving a little paw at her. Who else could it be but the little chic in her dream?

Song Weichen let out a roar and sat up suddenly, looking at it in disbelief.

"Wait a minute, you you you you you..."

I glanced into the house as if remembering something, and sure enough—

The electric scooter was parked next to the beauty bed... To be exact, it didn't need electricity, it just looked like an electric scooter...

"Me me me me me?"

The little meatball pulled the quilt and crawled to Song Weichen's chest and sat down, looking at her with bright black eyes.

"My name is Laughing Mouse. I don't want to call you you you you you. This name is a little hard to pronounce, and I stutter a little. I like my previous name better, Mouse Mouse."

This is not a dream!
Song Weichen wailed in her heart. It was over. Her dream of becoming the Overlord Puppet Beast was completely shattered!
"Weiwei, who are you talking to?"

When Mo Ting heard the news and someone arrived, Song Weichen suddenly grabbed the laughing mouse and stuffed it into the quilt!
This thing was so embarrassing that she was not mentally prepared for him to see it.

"No one, me, who can I talk to? You heard it wrong."

She responded with a wry smile, lying straight on the bed, almost like lying at ease or standing at attention!
Mo Tingfeng raised her eyebrows. The last time she felt so guilty was when she got Shu Xinglong's bedroom key back.

"Why are you panicking? Is there a wild man hiding in the house?"

He wanted to tease her.

Hearing this, Song Weichen laughed uglier than crying. There is no wild man, but there is a wild fat rat. Do you want to see it...

"what is that?!"

Before Song Weichen responded, Mo Tingfeng saw the "weird" electric scooter.

"That is……"

Song Weichen sighed, the secret was revealed.

Although it was bound to be exposed sooner or later, she didn't expect it to be exposed so soon, and she hadn't even finished writing her cool lines yet...

"That thing is equivalent to my 'Emperor's Sword' when rounded off."

"What, say it again?"

Mo Tingfeng firmly believed that he had heard it wrong.

Forget it, just confess. Song Weichen had a look of ready death.

"Its scientific name is 'electric scooter'. It is my means of transportation. It is not new in the world I come from. It is everywhere on the streets. However, it cannot fly there, but it can here. It is equivalent to a 2.0 system upgrade in function."

"The method of use is the same as your flying sword. Let's put it this way, I don't need to ride your mount anymore. I have my own car."

……

Mo Tingfeng reached out and touched Song Weichen's forehead. He didn't have a fever.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Haha, nonsense? There are more nonsense, do you want to hear it?"

Anyway, things had come to this point, Song Weichen lifted the quilt, revealing the little fat guinea pig nestled in her chest.

Before I had the chance to introduce the ins and outs of it, the little meatball took action first.

It saw that he seemed very familiar with him, its small black eyes sparkled, and it stood up and stretched out its pair of small claws towards Mo Tingfeng——

"father!"