Grudge Breaker

Chapter 257 Little Troublemaker
"Ahhh, little chic, I missed you so much!"

Song Weichen took the little guinea pig from Guyu's shoulder and rubbed it against his face again and again.

The little guinea pig looked very happy. It held Song Weichen's face with its little paws, squinted its eyes and pouted its lips, obviously wanting her to kiss it.

Just as he was about to kiss her, Song Weichen stopped.

That’s not right… How come this meatworm is with Guyu?

Then he pinched the little ball of meat by the scruff of its neck with his thumb and index finger and lifted it up to his eyes. Song Weichen stared at it with a look of scrutiny, as if smiling.

"There's something wrong with you."

"Ah Weiwei-sama, what are you doing? I feel unsafe right now, with nothing under my feet."

The little guinea pig scratched and kicked in the air a few times with its short and plump little paws, but with no foothold, it could only let its hands and feet hang down timidly. Its little black eyes looked at Song Weichen with a silly, cute and innocent look on its face.

Song Weichen ignored it and turned to ask Guyu.

"Has this fleshworm always been with you?"

Guyu was busy tidying up her dressing table. She didn't understand why the things on it became so messy as if it had been robbed in just one night - the pair of "schizophrenic boxers" who started fighting each other at the slightest disagreement should have a name here.

In fact, Guyu saw the pair of strange round fists on the tea table as soon as she entered the room. However, her master had so many strange things that she was no longer surprised. She just picked up the gloves, wiped them carefully with silk cloth, and then put them back in their original place.

Hearing Song Weichen's question, Guyu raised his head from his busy schedule and looked at the little guinea pig with a bit of helplessness.

"I hadn't seen him for a while, but this morning I woke up to find him fast asleep on my chest, drooling all over my pajamas."

Hearing this, Song Weichen sneered, and the hand that was pinching the back of the little meatball's neck obviously increased the strength.

"Little pervert, is your chest comfortable to sleep on?"

"hey-hey……"

The little meatball wanted to hide it at first, but couldn't help it. His little black eyes narrowed into a slit in an instant, and he couldn't help but let out a sip of saliva that was about to drip out of his mouth.

"Big sister, please don't be angry. It's mainly because of my father that I don't dare to crawl into your bed."

Song Weichen was both angry and amused. He raised his other hand and gently tapped the little guinea pig's head.

"What I care about is that you don't come to my bed?"

The little meatball let out a cry and raised its little paw to try to rub its head which was hurt by the bullet, but unfortunately its arms were too short to reach it. Its little black eyes stared at Song Weichen pitifully. Her heart softened and she put the little guinea pig on her shoulder and went into the house to wash her face and put on makeup.

After Guyu had finished cleaning up for her and left, Song Weichen closed the door again and poked the little guinea pig that was still on his shoulder.

"You heartless little thing, do you know how worried I am about you?"

"I know, I know. Shushu, I also have my own difficulties. I finally struggled to wake up."

The little meatball lay on her shoulder and arched his back towards her neck, rubbing Song Weichen gently with his nose and mouth, with a look of great satisfaction on his face.

"When Shushu woke up from the puppet-controlling virtual world, I found two incredible and powerful guys inside. How do you say that? Crazy and cool! When I thought that Shushu might fall out of favor because of this, I had no choice but to go find Sister Guyu to comfort my wounded little heart."

I had a heart attack when I mentioned Song Weichen. I suddenly really wanted to make him fall out of favor. What was going on?

"You're the one who told everyone in the world that I'm a coward?"

The little meatball wiped his nose, Hei Dou's eyes rolled around, and he jumped from Song Weichen's shoulder to the dressing table, making a heart shape with his little meat paws at her.

"Shu Shu, I love Big Sister the most! How could I possibly say bad things about you behind your back? It's just a rumor, pure and simple!"
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"Click."

The edge of a scarlet nail gently touched the guinea pig's neck, and Xiao Hei's voice sounded sinisterly in its ears.

"Who are you saying spread rumors?"

The little guinea pig was so scared that its tail stood up straight, and its little paws were tucked tightly against its chest, not daring to move, and it just smiled awkwardly.

"Boss, it's just a small matter, why did you take the initiative to do it yourself..."

The scarlet bone armor moved away from its neck and moved vertically along the guinea pig's belly from top to bottom, as if it was going to rip it open.

"You stupid fool, you are less courageous than the pores on your face. If you saw our true appearance, you would definitely abandon us. That idiot Benboerba forced me to wear a leather case and made me stink. Tell me, how do you want to die?"

"Boss, listen to my excuse!"

"Are kawaii girls and cute little cuties the best match? Especially for a cute girl like Big Sister, wouldn't it be better for you to dress up a little cute? For example, they are both gloves, cat claw gloves are very good, why choose boxing gloves? I can only say that Benboerba's aesthetics is problematic, not that Shushuwozhi's tricks are ineffective."

As the little guinea pig spoke, it stretched out its two little paws towards Song Weichen, its black eyes sparkling with tears, as if saying "save me".

Song Weichen sat at the table with her arms folded across her chest and watched the whole show. This meatball guy should have expected the "retribution" he would receive today if he dared to say bad things about her behind her back. He deserved it.

Besides, she was only curious about one thing now, "Who is Benboerba? Could it be that there is a third phantom spirit in the Yukui Virtual Realm?" "Master, Benboerba is the name given to me by Xiaoshu. It said that all masters' phantom spirits have been given names. It is our honor." The speaker was Xiaohong.

……

The first black line appeared on Song Weichen’s head.

"If I'm not mistaken, Xiao Hei, your name is Ba Bo'er Ben?"

"Yeah. Doesn't it sound old-fashioned? But other names are even worse. It's just a tough choice among the short ones."

……

"Come, let me hear what other alternative names this fleshworm has given you?"

"Plan A is called "supporting actor" and I am called "funny actor."

"Plan B, it's called brainless, and I'm called unhappy."

"Plan C, it's called Makabaka, and my name is Aba Aba."

"So we ended up choosing plan D."

……

A second black line appeared above Song Weichen’s head.

Song Weichen felt a toothache when she heard these names. Although she had to admit that this meat worm had a habit of giving random names, and that this naming style seemed to have come from her...but this matter had no way of being its turn!

"Little Biezhi, I haven't seen you for a few days. Are you going to turn against Tiangang?"

"You know, your behavior now is like 'Black Monkey King carrying a stick to Liangshan, Lin Daiyu making trouble in the Water Curtain Cave', you are overstepping your authority!"

"It's unfair, big sister. You are so busy, and I just want to relieve you of your burden and worries!"

"And I was so considerate that I asked them to come out and meet the big sister first. I hid in Sister Guyu's room and was sad all by myself. Alas, a considerate phantom baby like Shushu can't be found even with a microscope!"

……

A third black line appeared above Song Weichen’s head.

"You've been missing for a few days, and your other abilities haven't improved, but your ability to stir up trouble has become more and more perfect. I think we should put you back..."

Before she finished her words, the door creaked open and a tall and dignified figure walked into Wuqingju. Mo Tingfeng had been busy all night and finally returned.
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Hearing the noise, the strange hand instantly turned back into two boxing gloves, one red and one black.

The "freed" little guinea pig saw who was coming and excitedly jumped towards Mo Tingfeng at supersonic speed.

"father!"

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The little meat ball hit Mo Tingfeng's palm, which he raised subconsciously to resist. It saw stars and slid uncontrollably along his palm and fell to the ground with a plop.

After seeing clearly what it was, Mo Tingfeng smiled. He bent over to pick up the guinea pig and placed it on the cushion nearby.

"You must be glad it's back."

Mo Tingfeng gently embraced Song Weichen, and seeing the weariness in her eyes, he knew that she must have been busy practicing the art of puppetry in order to see the little guinea pig again, and must have not slept all night.

"Can I stay with you for a while? You look exhausted."

"Wait, wait a minute."

Song Weichen pointed at the boxing gloves on the round table, not knowing where to start.

"This is……?"

Mo Tingfeng was greatly surprised that he did not notice such an obvious foreign object placed in the house at the first time - this thing was not simple and must be good at space magic.

"It's a long story. Please take a seat and I will make a formal introduction."

Song Weichen pulled him to sit in front of the round table, and pointed his five fingers at the two boxing gloves on the table.

"Well, this is Benboerba, and this is Baboerben. They are the twin phantoms I conceived. They can fight alone, but they can also fight together. I have already thought of a name for their combination, which is 'Crouching Dragon and Phoenix'."

"Next is Show Time!"

Song Weichen was just about to show off his special skills with his schizophrenic boxing gloves when he didn't expect the door to be knocked again, and the delicate sound of aged Longjing tea came from outside.

"Brother Tingfeng, are you in there? People are here to see you~~"