Grudge Breaker

Chapter 389 Meeting a formidable opponent
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"I disagree."

"Although after getting to know you, I found that you are rude, arrogant, talk nonsense, and have entanglements with other men, but..."

Li Kan's words were tinged with mockery.

"Since we have become husband and wife by a twist of fate, even if I am unhappy, I will still uphold the duties of a husband. How can we easily separate?"

……

Song Weichen was absolutely furious.

Since transmigrating to the Dream World, this is the first time a man has used so many derogatory terms to describe her, and this scoundrel even claims to be her husband!
That's outrageous! That's a bunch of Tibetan Mastiffs, Kejima, Chihuahuas, and Labradors!

It's true what they say: if you walk on dark roads too often, you'll encounter evil spirits; and if a man encounters too many ghosts, he'll see them!

"Li Kan, I've noticed you're quite different from other ghosts. Other ghosts specialize in scaring people, but what about you? You specialize in annoying people, right?"

"What, my wife, can't you stand the truth? Even though you have a thousand flaws, the fact that I still don't abandon you is a blessing you've earned in a thousand lifetimes."

"Oh my god, what good fortune? Even the word 'bad luck' sounds unlucky!"

Song Weichen's blood pressure soared to 10086.

"Others play domineering CEOs falling in love with me, what's this? A domineering zombie clinging to me?"

"Hehe, it can only be said that fate has ordained us. I wonder how many lifetimes of good deeds the lady has accumulated to meet me."

"Are you even speaking human language?"

"I am not human either. I can't speak like a human being or do like a human being. My wife should get used to it sooner rather than later."

"Tsk, has your mouth been soaked in formaldehyde? You're so venomous."

"That is far less vicious than the lady's heart. Her heart is full of poison, and she is thinking about divorce every moment after the marriage."

"Poisonous woman? Very well! Eldest son, take your medicine! Take it early and you'll be reborn in the Pure Land; otherwise, you'll suffer retribution!"

"Yes, you are my retribution."

"you!!"

It has to be said that this is the first time Song Duidui has met his match in the art of roasting someone.

"You stubborn zongzi, you won't leave, huh? Be careful, or I'll have Little Biezhi feed you braised black donkey hooves and dog blood steamed glutinous rice every day!"

Li Kan laughed out loud.

"How did you know my wife liked this? Remember to add plenty of cinnabar, that'll make it flavorful."

……

Unlike Gu Cangyue, who was completely oblivious to her surroundings after entering a meditative state, Mo Tingfeng was utterly dumbfounded. He never imagined that there was someone in this world who could win an argument with Song Weichen... uh... a ghost, and a male ghost at that. Moreover, the two of them had inexplicably formed a pact in the underworld.

Bad news! Song Weichen is someone else's wife! Good news! They can't stand each other! The problem is, what am I then? No, this is giving me a headache… Mo Tingfeng rubbed his forehead; this is too chaotic. He needs to calm down…

Xiao Biezhi was also stunned. She instinctively flew closer to the two to watch the battle. Seeing Song Weichen so angry he looked like a porcupine, while Li Kan grew increasingly calm and composed, she couldn't help but sigh.

"Wow~ You've won so badly~ You even dared to talk back to the big sister, Shuai Shuai, you really have a death wish~"

!!!

That's great, the little meatball knows how to start a nuclear reactor.

Song Weichen was furious. "Li Kan, you've won too much, haven't you? Ha, I'll make you completely numb!"

"How daring!!! Electrocute him!! Electrocute him to death!!" "Huh? Oh!"

For the next incense stick's time, the little electric fart kept going, crackling and popping, electrifying not only Li Kan's head but probably even his ancestral graves.

With the last faint electric fart, Little Biezhi raised its chubby paws to wipe away non-existent sweat, then flew to Song Weichen's shoulder and slumped down, idly refusing to move.

"I can't take it anymore, boss, my butt is completely numb."

"Okay, let's take a break."

After shoving Li Kan for an hour or so, Song Weichen calmed down, no matter how angry she was. He disliked her so much but refused to divorce her, probably not because he didn't want to, but because he couldn't.

After all, the pact of eternal love was made by Wan'er, so perhaps only the one who tied the knot can untie it.

At worst, we can just have Bing Tuozi confront her directly. Even if Wan'er is incredibly bold, she wouldn't dare to touch Lord Si Chen's fiancée.

The more Song Weichen thought about it, the more reliable it seemed. Well, so be it! Compared to losing his identity, the fact that he had inexplicably become Li Kan's ghost wife was obviously more upsetting.

But then the thought crossed his mind again. Remembering how she used the little fleshy ball as a shield to drink the nuptial wine, causing Wan'er to suffer a backlash and grow a body full of yellow down, Song Weichen became hesitant once more—

Although Wan'er is plain-looking and always covers her face with a veil, she probably... well, maybe... doesn't want to become a Pikachu version of She-Warrior, right? She'd fight tooth and nail, wouldn't she? Just look at how she later summoned a whole bunch of "sworn demons" to kill her, acting like she was possessed...

Song Weichen suddenly lost faith that Wan'er was the one who could solve the problem.

Even if Wan'er outwardly agreed to Mo Tingfeng's request, she might still resort to underhanded tactics to retaliate when the contract was broken. What if... that yellow fur grew on her body instead? Ugh, Song Weichen shuddered, resignedly looking at Li Kan, who had collapsed to the ground after being called by Xiaobie—

Well, since I can't shake him off, I might as well make use of this jerk. I wonder what other killer moves he has besides arguing with me...

"Hey,"

She walked over to Li Kan, squatted down, and poked his arm with her index finger.

"We've already fought and argued, so how about I offer a toast—no, I mean, I offer a suggestion?"

Li Kan glanced at her, his gaze sweeping over her disheveled hair from their brief separation, which seemed to have lost much of its coldness.

"What, Madam, are you planning to make up before you get out of bed after your quarrel?"

"Okay, okay, stop it, it's impolite to say that again."

She tugged at the tattered little trinket on her shoulder and waved it in front of Li Kan's eyes.
"It's tired, not dead."

"Also, its skill cooldown time is actually quite short."

Song Weichen held the little guinea pig by its limbs and pulled it toward Li Kan—like loading a gun.

"I'm asking you one last time, can't we have a proper talk?"

Seeing Li Kan staring at Song Weichen without saying a word, the little meatball, already penniless, had no choice but to step in and smooth things over.
"Shuai-shuai, be a good boy~ Since I drank the nuptial wine with you, I have to take responsibility for you. Don't worry, as long as you don't bully Big Sister, I promise I won't bully you~"

Xiao Biezhi's words nearly gave Li Kan a heart attack and killed him again. He never imagined that one day he would be so easily subdued by a phantom spirit because of a mishap during his contract formation. If killing this blond-haired thing could break the contract—its grave would be overgrown with weeds by now! But now…

"Alright, let's talk. How would you like to talk, Madam?"

Song Weichen tossed the little trinket back onto her shoulder, symbolically brushed the dust off the floor with her sleeve, and plopped down opposite Li Kan.
"Let's make a three-point agreement."

"First, you're not allowed to call me Madam. You can call me Song Weichen, or like your mistress Xiao Biechi, call me Big Sister. I can accept that."

"Secondly, we will not be husband and wife in name, let alone in reality. In exchange, you are free to marry or take concubines as you please until a solution to the marriage contract is found. I will not only not interfere, but I will also give you money as gifts. Similarly, you should stay out of my business."

"Third, since you don't trust me and I don't trust you, why don't we maintain our relationship through fair transactions from now on? Simply put, you help me once, I help you once, and so on, with neither of us owing the other anything, until the contract is terminated or you disappear."

"how?"