Cannon Fodder’s whole family can read minds, I spoiled it in advance
Chapter 137: Really cheating
Si Kongfud figured it out!
My eldest son Sikong Zhun is not sensible, he wants to cheat his father.
Just as he was saluting, thunder struck Sikong Shen.
Now that he is saluting himself, he might be struck by thunder...
Made.
But by the time he started running, it was already too late.
"Crack!"
"Crack!"
"Crack!"
Three thunderbolts landed in succession, landing on his head accurately.
Sikong Fude had fallen to the ground, twitching all over and foaming at the mouth.
Damn it.
Who will judge.
He is Sikong Zhun's biological father.
he……
Sikong Zhun finished his salute and looked at Sikong Defu on the ground.
The little guy seemed stunned and changed his expression for a second.
"My God!"
"what happened?"
"Dad, what's wrong with you?"
Sikong Defu:......
编!
You keep making it up!
You did it on purpose just now, don't think I don't know.
Qu Huanhuan put her little hand on her forehead!
[Master, your play is a bit too much. 】
[I didn’t expect you to be such a demon. 】
[If in the devil world, those old guys with beards several meters long would find out, they would definitely laugh their last front teeth off. 】
The emperor covered his mouth and turned around.
It's so funny that I can't help it.
Why wasn't Sikong Zhun as enlightened as he is today?
If he had been born a few years earlier, Sikong Defu's four concubines would not have had anything to do with him.
The queen was already hiding behind the maids, covering her mouth and unable to stop laughing.
Deserve it.
Sikong Defu deserved it.
Let him bully Yaoyao!
All the eunuchs and maids around them lowered their heads and pursed their lips.
It was so hard to hold back the laughter.
He won't die, right?
Sikong Zhun:......
What happened to the emperor and the queen?
What else were they turning around to do?
Could it be that my father is too ugly for them to stand?
Three siblings, Qu Yaoyao:...
Just want to laugh.
But they are princesses and princes now. If they really laugh, others will say that they have not been trained, right?
The three siblings all looked at Qu Huanhuan.
She was the only one in the whole family who could laugh unbridledly.
Little sister.
Hurry and laugh.
Qu Huanhuan:......
[What are my sisters and brothers looking at me for? 】
[Their expressions of suppressing laughter...]
"Hahaha……"
"Sorry, I'm too young, I can't help it."
【so funny! 】
[In my entire life, I have never seen Demon Lord being so deceitful. 】
[A famous scene, definitely a famous scene! 】
Because she started the show, the emperor, queen, princess, prince and all the maids and eunuchs all burst into laughter!
"Hahaha……"
"Master Sikong is so miserable."
"Young Master Sikong is miserable. He didn't do anything at all."
……
Sikong Zhun couldn't help but laugh.
He acted naively, as if he didn't know anything.
"What's going on?"
"I didn't do anything."
emperor:……
Correct.
You haven't done anything.
But this is all your doing.
Everyone just laughed and no one cared about Sikong Defu.
I laughed for a long time until I had enough.
The emperor then sent people to send Sikong Defu and Sikong Shen to the Imperial Hospital for treatment. Qu Huanhuan: "Dad, I want to see it too."
The emperor personally carried her over.
Sikong Zhun followed behind.
Too hospital.
Sikong Shen fainted and would not wake up within a short time.
However, his face is considered useless, and his body will also become disabled.
In the words of an imperial physician, being struck ten times by lightning is more serious than jumping into a sea of fire.
Sikong Defu recovered quickly. He was only hit three times, and he was strong and resistant to thunder!
Sikong Zhun:......
It seems that three times is too little.
Wait for me next time.
Give him a few more strokes.
After Sikong Defu woke up, he quickly asked the imperial doctor how Sikong Shen was doing.
The doctor told the truth.
Sikong Defu's head was still wrapped with gauze, and suddenly his head was buzzing.
"Sikong Zhun!"
"You actually turned your elder brother into a useless person!"
"Why are you so scheming at such a young age!"
"You...you still want to kill me with thunder?"
Sikong Defu was going crazy.
Why did I give birth to such a son?
I used to be dull and unable to speak, and would cry when something big happened.
He played with fire and nearly died.
From then on, his temperament changed drastically.
If I knew he would become like this, I might as well have...
It's better to let him die in the fire!
Sikong Zhun was filled with murderous intent!
Old man!
Being able to be my father is a blessing you have earned over several lifetimes.
You dare to scold me?
"Sikong Defu, I don't know what mistake I made."
"Sikong Shen asked me to salute him, shouldn't I listen to him?"
"When I see you, can I not salute you?"
"There was an accident during the salute. What do you blame me for?"
"Is it possible that I still have to go to heaven to talk to that old man, Thunder God?"
Sikong Zhun no longer calls him daddy.
He doesn't deserve to be his father!
Qu Huanhuan stood in front of Sikong Zhun, raised her little head, and said fiercely: "Master Sikong, don't talk about Sikong Zhun!"
"He's not wrong at all."
The little guy was so angry that he raised his hand and inadvertently cast a burst of magic power.
Sikong Defu only felt a sharp and domineering breath coming, which made him roll off the bed and fall to the ground.
[You are a loser, but you still have the nerve to talk about my master? 】
[Sikong Shen is not his biological son at all. How can he protect his son? 】
[None of the concubines in his back house can give birth to children.
There are so many concubines and concubines in Sikong Defu, none of them are biological. 】
what? !
Sikong Zhun heard Qu Huanhuan's thoughts and his eyes widened instantly.
This is real?
How did she know?
emperor:! ! !
Sikong Fude deserves it!
I had told him earlier that those women were not simple, but he just didn’t believe it!
Sikong Defu:? ? ?
what sound?
Who is speaking?
He looked at the people present and found that none of them spoke.
And that voice...
It's obviously a female doll.
The only female doll here is Her Royal Highness Princess Ping An.
But His Highness is less than one year old, how can she know this?
Besides...
"Your Highness, please forgive me."
"It's just that this is Chen's family matter, Chen..."
Qu Huanhuan: "What a family matter, I think you just have too much water in your head."
"It was struck by lightning and I still can't carry it."
【Humph! 】
[He can solve so many cases, but he can't manage his own back house well. 】
[It’s better to ask my father to remove him from office. 】
[He still regards those four concubines as good people, but in fact they are not even human beings! 】
Rumble!
Sikong Defu suddenly raised his head and looked at Qu Huanhuan, his face full of disbelief.
He really heard what Her Royal Highness the Princess was saying.
My concubine is not a human being?
So what are they?
"Your Highness Princess, what are you talking about?"
"They don't-"
How to say it?
I clearly heard my heartfelt voice!
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