Madam Dihao is not good

dialogue.

The girl said: "It's pretty clear, I'm going to ask a question again!"

The boy looked like a dog: "Okay, okay."

"Four people were playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why?"

"The police took themselves away too?" [

"Stupid, because the person they play is called 'Mahjong'!"

The boy suddenly realized: "I've been fucked by you again! Okay, your idiot boyfriend will run back behind your back!"

So I saw the boy carrying the girl on his back and running back the same way, passing Chanel and Su Shijie to the origin, on the way, I heard the girl continuing to laugh heartily.

Chanel looked very happy, smiled unconsciously, turned her head to the ice cube face beside her and said, "Let's play too. I have a question, if you get it wrong, just recite it to me, if you get it right I'll carry you on my back."

"Come out."

Chanel looked up to the sky and thought for a while: "One day, a medium-rare steak was walking on the street, and suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why didn't they say hello?"

Su Shijie said blankly, "Because they are unfamiliar?"

Chanel froze for a moment, frowning and stopped.

Su Shijie also stopped: "Why, isn't it?"

Chanel said with difficulty: "That's right, the question is, why did you guess right?"

"..."

"I can't recite you at all, why did you guess right?" Chanel was speechless, he missed such a good opportunity for him to recite her.

Can't he be like that boy just now, pretending to be stupid occasionally?

Sometimes, isn't it a very pleasant thing to pretend to be silly to make the girl you love happy?

Suddenly, Chanel's heart skipped a beat!

What was she thinking about, what "beloved girls", her mind was confused, and she almost compared them with ordinary couples!

Su Shijie didn't say anything, walked up to her, squatted down: "Come up."

"No, you answered correctly."

"Then guess one more." [

Chanel finally thought of one: "There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building and turned into a