White tea legend
Chapter 31 Tongue Pulling Hell
"Miracle doctor, I heard a sound, the sound of water flowing."
In the soil, the tea tree had been sleeping for an unknown period of time and woke up hazy.
When Lu Yu heard this, he lowered his head and looked down at the clouds:
At the foot of the rolling mountains, the surging river flows from south to north. To the south are the snow-capped peaks, and to the north are the vast rivers. It’s a beautiful picture of mountains and rivers thousands of miles away.
"It is the Wei River, which flows to the Xiang River and merges into Dongting Lake."
"Then let's stay here!" Cha Shuer suggested.
"it is good."
Lu Yu held the soil in his hands and quickly descended from the clouds, landing next to a boundary monument.
The word "Huangcai" is written on the boundary monument.
Standing at the boundary monument and looking out, this place is surrounded by mountains on three sides and is a basin.
"Where is this place?"
"Huangcai."
"Where is the yellow material?"
"The capital of the Sanmiao tribe."
Lu Yu answered each question in detail, white tea emerged from the soil, and said: "The Sanmiao tribe, I heard a little about it when I was in heaven, and wars often happen here."
"It doesn't matter. This place is located in a basin and is surrounded by mountains on three sides. It is easy to defend but difficult to attack."
After listening to Lu Yu's words, Bai Cha felt a little relieved.
"Then let's go to the city."
"it is good."
"This time we will help others turn into gold and rent a house?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because I wrote medical prescriptions for others and saved a little money, we can stay in a hotel. The way in the world is not to be opportunistic, but to rely on one's own efforts as a last resort."
Bai Cha nodded: "Thank you, miracle doctor, I have learned a lesson."
The two entered the city and saw that the clothing of men and women in the city were all made of natural fibers such as linen, cotton, silk, etc., and were mainly in natural colors such as earthy yellow, grass green, sky blue, etc. The styles were relatively simple without too many decorations. Men wore short trousers. They wear shorts and expose their arms and legs, while women wear long skirts. Although the costumes are simple, they are still decorated with feathers, bones, stones and other decorations.
This made Bai Cha and Lu Yu stand out among the crowd, constantly attracting people's attention.
"A lot of people are looking at us." Bai Cha was not used to human eyes.
"follow me."
Lu Yu pulled Bai Cha into a big tree by the roadside. When they walked out of the tree trunk, the clothes of the two of them were no different from those of the men and women of the Sanmiao tribe.
Walking into the crowd again, he still attracted countless looks.
"There are still many people looking at us." Bai Cha was still nervous.
Lu Yu had no choice.
With two extremely handsome faces, there was no way he could prevent them from attracting attention.
"Are you afraid of society?" Lu Yu asked.
Bai Cha was puzzled: "What is social fear?"
"Fear of crowds is a disease of the heart."
"Heart disease?" Bai Cha's tense nerves immediately relaxed. Heart disease still requires heart medicine. Doesn't she know how to dream now? "I'll make myself a dream."
The girl suddenly fell towards him, and when he looked down at her, she was already fast asleep in his arms.
Lu Yu: "..."
In full view of everyone, he could only pick her up and walk into a family home.
……
Half an hour later, Bai Cha was still soundly asleep on the big bed of a certain Nilu family, with a smile on his lips, a smile on his eyes and brows, and from time to time he would make a sound like a silver bell, which made the miracle doctor in front of the bed study for a long time.
What kind of dream did she create for herself? Is it fun?
Judging from her expression, she looks very amused.
Lu Yu couldn't help but entered Bai Cha's dream:
In a bamboo forest, I heard the sound of water, just like the sound of the rings worn by people hitting each other, which was very pleasant. Walking along a small path in the middle of the bamboo forest, there is a small pool.
White Tea was sitting by the pool of water, soaking her bare feet in the pool.
Dreaming is a concrete representation of the scene that she longs for in her heart. It turns out that this is her happiness!
Lu Yu originally wanted to ask her: "Is the pool cold? Don't catch a cold in your sleep."
But I heard someone had already said this sentence.
The exact same voice and tone as him.
Lu Yu was surprised, and when he got closer, he saw that Lu Yu was already sitting opposite Bai Cha. Green trees and green vines were covering and twining behind him, fluttering in the wind.
Lu Yu was surprised: Bai Cha actually created him in his dream.
"Look, miracle doctor, how much fun it is!" Bai Cha let her feet roam freely in the pond. The fish in the pond were frightened and swam to her feet to have fun with her.
"Miracle doctor, let's play together!" Bai Cha waved enthusiastically to the immortal in white across from him.
The immortal in the dream actually wanted to take off his shoes and enter the water.
Lu Yu looked to the southwest of Xiaoshitan. The stream was as winding as the Big Dipper, winding forward like a snake, disappearing and appearing. The bamboo forest on all sides is silent and lonely, and the small stone pool water surrounds each other, and the cold air in and out makes people shiver.
But Bai Cha was playing barefoot in the cold pool, which was really nonsense.
But the white-clothed immortal in the dream continued to make mischief without stopping him.
Lu Yu was a little angry, stepped forward and grabbed Bai Cha's hand, shouting: "Wake up!"
……
Bai Cha sat up from the bed, feeling dizzy and confused, with an itchy nose, and suddenly sneezed loudly.
"Are you catching a cold? You are playing with others in such a cold stone pool!"
Why is there so much jealousy in the tone of Miracle Doctor Lu Yu?
"It was none other than you! I dreamed that you and I were playing in the small stone pool."
Lu Yu was stunned: Indeed, it was none other than himself.
She dreamed that she was playing in the water with him, so why was he still so angry?
"I'm angry because you took over my bed, nothing else!"
They have been living in the same room together, he sleeping on the big bed, and she sleeping on the ground, living in peace.
"sorry Sorry!"
Bai Cha apologized again and again, got up from the bed, and wanted to hide back in Xilang.
Lu Yu said, "You don't want to have dinner?" After flying in the clouds for a day, he arrived at the border of Sanmiao, but he hadn't eaten yet.
When Lu Yu asked, Bai Cha's stomach really growled.
Lu Yu took her to the hotel lobby.
In the lobby, there were many businessmen coming and going, all eating meat and drinking wine.
Bai Cha couldn't help but swallowed his saliva.
Lu Yu took her to sit down at a table in the corner, and the waiter came up and asked, "Sir, what would you like to treat your wife to eat and drink?"
When did they become officials and ladies?
However, I also understand that if a man and a woman travel together and share a guest room, they will naturally be imagined as a couple.
Don't explain, otherwise it will get darker and darker, just order the food.
Seeing that Bai Cha's eyes were always staring at the meat and wine at the next table, Lu Yu pointed to that table and said, "Get one of the exact same ones."
Soon, the meat was served, and so was the wine.
The meat was wild boar, very chewy and fragrant when paired with wine, but Bai Cha said, "But I prefer mutton."
Last time, Lu Yu treated Bai Cha to a meal of mutton, which left a scent on his lips and teeth that he would never forget.
“The Sanmiao tribe often forges four-goat square statues with sheep as the pattern and human-faced square tripods with women as the pattern, as ritual vessels to worship heaven, earth and ancestors. I guess sheep are one of their beliefs, so here they still follow the local customs. , It’s better not to eat mutton, otherwise it will cause disaster.”
Bai Cha nodded after hearing this.
"I heard that Prince Danzhu has returned to Xianjing."
"It's ridiculous that His Highness Chonghua is still looking for him in the lower world."
At the next table, the voices of men eating meat and drinking could be heard.
Fortunately, their discussion was coming to an end, and they had eaten wine and meat until the cups and plates were in a mess. They left the table with a few words of ridicule and left the table.
"They like Prince Danzhu, but they don't like His Highness Chonghua."
Lu Yu glanced at Bai Cha. This tea tree was really smart and insightful.
"Why?" Bai Cha asked.
His Royal Highness Chonghua is the most virtuous in the six realms and is well-known in the world, except for the Sanmiao tribe.
There are frequent wars between the Sanmiao tribe and the Huaxia Kingdom, and the people suffer deeply from the wars. The Sanmiao tribe is often defeated in wars, making the people more and more miserable. Fortunately, he met Prince Danzhu. Prince Danzhu moved the capital of the Sanmiao tribe to Huangcailai. It was located in a basin and was easy to defend but difficult to attack, thus giving the Sanmiao people a chance to recuperate.
Later, Prince Danzhu met Kuafu, the leader of the Kuafu tribe by chance, and introduced him to Tian Changwu, the leader of the Sanmiao tribe.
The two tribal leaders hit it off immediately, and the people of the two tribes became friends with each other.
Both tribes are very supportive of Prince Danzhu, and they are two groups of supporters that Prince Danzhu rarely encounters among the six tribes.
"People's hearts are real. Whoever can benefit will win the hearts of the people. Those who win the hearts of the people will win the world. If you can't benefit them, even flesh and blood relatives may not be able to get support. This is one of the practices of the human world."
"Is drinking and eating meat one of the spiritual practices in the world?" Bai Cha looked at the people drinking and eating meat in the lobby.
Lu Yu nodded: "Of course, after the wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha will remain in his heart."
Bai Cha nodded and raised his glass to toast Lu Yu: "Then, here's to the miraculous doctor. Thank you very much for the miraculous doctor's teachings."
……
Suddenly, there is a trend of playing Go in the world.
Because it was an educational game taught by Prince Danzhu personally by Tianjun, there was no such thing as playing with things to lose one’s ambition, and gods and Buddhas all over the sky followed suit.
Go is a two-player game that tests the players' strategic intelligence, so it is very popular with gods and Buddhas all over the world.
Everyone came to ask Prince Danzhu for advice.
Prince Danzhu has never been so popular in heaven. Now, thanks to Tianjun, he finally has a chance to perform. So he improved and optimized Tianjun's chess teachings and designed the chessboard with 19 rows and 19 columns, with crosses In a 361-dot square, two players each hold a bag of black and white chess pieces, with the black piece going first.
Both sides take turns placing their own chess pieces on the chessboard. A chess piece can only be placed on a blank intersection and cannot be placed where there are already chess pieces.
Prince Danzhu called the "empty space" composed of adjacent chess pieces of the same color "qi". When all the energy of a piece or a group of pieces is occupied by the opponent, these pieces will be removed.
The space surrounded by four or more chess pieces of the same color is called an "eye". If a piece or a group of chess pieces has two or more eyes, then they are "alive" and cannot be removed by the opponent.
The counterpart of "live" is "dead". If all the energy of a chess piece or a group of chess pieces is occupied by the opponent, or they have only one eye, then they are "dead" and will be taken away by the opponent.
When both parties feel that it cannot continue, they can propose to end the game. At this time, both sides need to count their live and dead sons, and then compare the results to determine the outcome.
This is the end.
Prince Danzhu compiled the rules of playing Go into a tutorial, organized several Go interest groups in the heaven, taught and practiced carefully, and organized a Go competition every once in a while.
Go made the boring Xianjing interesting. When two gods played chess, the other gods looked on anxiously and often couldn't help but help each other or talk endlessly. Prince Danzhu made another plan. The rule of "watching the chess without saying a word".
This frustrated the immortals who had no chance to end but were eager to give it a try. Naturally, some of them couldn't hold it in anymore and ran to Tianjun to complain, saying that Prince Danzhu abused his private power and just played Go, but they were not allowed to speak.
Tianjun called Prince Danzhu to correct him, but Prince Danzhu said that the black and white colors of Go symbolized the sun and the moon, and that it was a game that symbolized the two qi of yin and yang. The four corners of the chessboard and the shape of the chess pieces all contained the nature of heaven and earth. image. Therefore, "watching chess without speaking" is not just a personal respect for the chess player, but a kind of respect for nature and the order of the universe, which represents the wisdom of being cautious, respecting others and remaining silent.
Prince Danzhu spoke so eloquently that he convinced Tianjun. From then on, "watching the chess without saying a word" became a new rule in heaven.
Since it is a heavenly rule, those who violate it will naturally be punished.
And the power of this punishment lies in the hands of Prince Danzhu.
One time, Immortal Ge Xuan went to heaven to visit the Supreme Lord.
Ge Xuanxianweng attained righteous cultivation because Taishang Laojun personally taught him 36 volumes of scriptures, and he became one of the four great masters in heaven. After attaining Taoism, he rarely lived in Xianjing. He followed Immortal Zuo Cixian to study the "Golden Liquid Alchemy Sutra". After completing his studies, he went to Hezao Mountain to practice Taoism and build a nunnery, build altars and furnaces, and practice the Nine Turns Golden Elixir. He finally made a pot of golden elixir and sent it to heaven to show his filial piety to Tianjun and Taishang Laojun.
When I arrived in Xianjing, I couldn't help but feel strange when I saw gods and Buddhas all over the sky playing this game of Go.
Taishang Laojun asked the Antarctic Immortal to play a game with the Ge Xuan Immortal.
The Immortal Ge Xuan has never played Go, while the Antarctic Immortal has repeatedly entered the top ten in the Tianjie Go competition. There is a huge difference in strength between the two. The chess pieces of the Immortal Ge Xuan are always raised in the air and cannot fall for a long time, which makes the surrounding people anxious. A bunch of spectators.
By coincidence, a newly ascended cockatoo, with its gentle personality and gorgeous feathers, was lucky enough to become a pair of bird friends with the White Crane Boy, the apprentice and mount of the Antarctic Immortal. The cockatoo came to play with the White Crane Boy. Just happened to encounter this embarrassing chess game:
Seeing that he was about to be killed to pieces by the Antarctic Immortal again, Ge Xuan Immortal was so anxious that he scratched his head and ears.
The parrot was too tongue-tied and couldn't help it, so it screamed from the side.
This sound frightened Ge Xuanxianweng. The black piece in his hand accidentally fell off the chessboard, and by some combination of circumstances, a dead game was solved.
Ge Xuanxianweng won the chess game, but Xuanfeng Parrot was sent to the "Tongue Pulling Hell" by Prince Danzhu because he violated the heavenly rule of "watching the chess game without saying a word".
The tongue-pulling hell is the first level among the eighteen levels of hell. It was originally used to punish those who sow discord, slander and harm others, are glib, glib, and lie. After death, they will be sent to this hell to suffer. The punishment of pulling out the tongue.
The cockatoo became the first immortal to be entertained by the Tongue-pulling Hell.
The little ghosts opened the cockatiel's mouth, clamped the tongue with iron pliers, gradually stretched it, and finally pulled it out.
Poor Xuanfeng Parrot finally cultivated Taoism and became an immortal, but he suffered from this unreasonable disaster and suffered great pain.
This incident also caused Prince Danzhu's reputation to deteriorate again in the heavenly world, and even the Go games that had become his trademark were no longer willing to be played by gods.
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