Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 337 I will never tell anyone, absolutely not!

Tathagata Buddha looked around the place, but found that no one said a word.

Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, these bastards, they can't do anything, and they get the first place!
  Every day they would chant sutras and meditate, as if they were respectfully worshiping the Buddha. But when something happened and needed to be discussed, everyone would pretend to be dead and not dare to say a word.

Finally, someone jumped out.

Li Jing, the Heavenly King without a Tower, jumped out and said angrily: "Buddha, this must have been done by someone strange. I suggest that he be killed, and the journey to the West will be smooth!"

"I suggest you die!" Guanyin Bodhisattva next to him sneered unceremoniously.

God knows how much Guanyin Bodhisattva wants to kill Li Jing.

The last time Li Jing was redeemed, how many more treasures had Xitian extorted because of him?

Also, when Chu Hao came before, Li Jing huddled in the corner like a shrinking bastard, trembling and peeing.

This girl is now a clown again?

If it weren't for the fact that Li Jing was the only member of the ancient Buddhist family of Ran Deng, Guanyin Bodhisattva would have slapped the King without a Tower to death.

Li Jing was furious, "You!"

Tathagata Buddha glanced at Li Jing coldly, "I suggest you adopt her suggestion."

Next to him, Prince Fudo also sneered: "I also suggest that you adopt Buddha's advice and adopt her advice."

Immediately, Li Jing got cold feet and shrank aside without uttering a word.

Tathagata Buddha felt pain from labor, mourning monsters, fights in nests, soft-footed shrimps, talking monsters, and pure cerebral palsy... When he thought that the Western Heaven was full of these idiots, and a group of old yinbi were hiding nearby to watch the joke.

Buddha really wanted to curse, he [Damn it!
  What evil have I done? If I committed a crime, I should be shot. Why should I lead these idiots?

No, if you continue to be angry, you will have a heart attack...

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath, waved his hands and said:
  "Guanyin Bodhisattva, go and drag King Tang to hell to scare him without any reason. The plan remains unchanged! Even if there is no Dragon King to ask for the soul, you will come! If necessary, ask Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for help."

Tathagata Buddha: In the end, one Buddha will bear everything.

This is a good, hands-on boss.

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded, turned around and left.

The Tathagata Buddha exhaled and said, "Let's go on like this. As long as we can get back on track, it's okay to be a little more barbaric."

And Li Jing there was still shouting: "Oh my God, I think this matter may really be caused by that strange number. I suggest..."

When the Tathagata Buddha heard this, his nose was sore, his face was turned upside down, and his eyes were filled with tears.

He [Damn it!
  Can this single Ran Deng seedling be strangled to death? !

Someone, even the law enforcement prison god of the three realms, come here and take this idiot away!

Who would have thought that it was Li Jing's nonsense that accidentally revealed the truth.

But at this moment, it doesn't matter what the truth is.

Guanyin Bodhisattva has descended to earth with his will.

……

In the human world, look south to Buzhou and the city of Chang'an.

When King Tang woke up, although he killed the Dragon King's ghost last night, he still felt very unhappy.

In the forbidden area of ​​​​the palace, the ghosts were allowed to come down casually, and even attacked the dormitory.

On the same day, the king of Tang summoned all his close ministers to talk about the matter and discuss it.

Although it sounds very fantastic, some ministers even think it is ridiculous, but those old ministers are shocked but convinced because they have all seen ghosts and gods, so they naturally believe in the theory of ghosts and gods.

But no one has a solution. After all, he is a ghost and god, so he can't attack the netherworld directly, right?

When the King of Tang asked about attacking the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu, although all the ministers agreed, they also mentioned the current difficulties. Although Nanzhan Buzhou has experienced a period of development, its population and military strength are still sparse after the First World War in Tianzhu Buddhism.

Although many strong men were born due to the Chaos Storm incident, the key point is that the new generation is not enough. If they just start to engage in military warfare from now on, there may be a chance.

Unless someone can quickly improve the base of people's cultivation of immortality, attacking the Tianzhu Buddhist Kingdom will be a lose-lose situation.

After all, we have all seen the shameless tactics of the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu. If we can't defeat them, we can just ask the Buddha Arhat to help us secretly, making it extremely difficult to attack.

The king of Tang couldn't help but feel a little upset because his ambition was unfulfilled, and he thought about being harassed by Xitian.

We can only let the ministers continue to think of solutions.

And because of what happened to the Dragon King last night, King Tang stepped up his defenses.

That night, the king of Tang sent Qin Shubao and Yuchi Jingde to guard the front and back gates.

These two men were both fierce generals of the Tang Dynasty and accomplished in training. They even followed the Tang Dynasty in the north and south, and they were loyally present even in the battle of Tianzhu Buddhist Kingdom.

They, who have reached the pinnacle of cultivation, are standing guard outside the palace gate in neat uniforms, holding golden melon axes and axes!
  It is so majestic, coupled with the aura of a general, it is impossible for ordinary ghosts and gods to approach.

Although King Tang knew that he could hide from the imp and not escape Xitian's arrangements, it was at least a bit of comfort.

King Tang didn't know that he would face the cruel fate of being directly kidnapped.

Guanyin Bodhisattva soon descended to the lower realm. This time she learned her lesson and did not go through the front gate of Chang'an City or enter hell.

She gave an order, and Cui Gui was lifted directly from hell.

Cui Gui immediately prostrated himself and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva in fear.

"I wonder if the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Guanshiyin Bodhisattva is here in the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea. Please tell me if you have anything to do with me! I will do my best and I won't dare to neglect!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was very satisfied with Cui Gui's humbleness. After all, this is how normal ghosts and gods should look when they see him.

Not like the group of city gods, all of them looked ferocious and did not take Guanyin Bodhisattva into their eyes at all.

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Cui Gui coldly and ordered:

"Cui Gui, you have heard that I have passed on my Buddhist decree. The Tang Dynasty King's life span has expired and his soul needs to be seduced into hell. You must do it tonight without any mistake!"

When Cui Gui heard this, he was shocked.

"What? The life of the Tang Dynasty King in this world has expired?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva stared at Cui Gui with a pair of cold eyes.
  "This matter is written on the Book of Life and Death, you can go and verify it yourself."

This matter is not a threat from Guanyin. The longevity of the Tang King in the human world is naturally not something she can control at will.

As early as when the trip to the West was decided, the longevity of the Tang King was almost arranged at this time.

However, without the Dragon King's foreplay, now the King of Tang is afraid that his death will be very sudden, and he will have no choice but to force it.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stared at Cui Gui, pressed his whole body on Cui Gui, and threatened:
  "At midnight tonight, you must take action, and then force the Tang Dynasty King to hold a water and land meeting to save the wronged souls. In addition..."

"This matter must not be leaked, do you hear me clearly?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva stared at Cui Gui.

Cui Gui was naturally frightened and trembling, so he bowed his head and bowed.

"I know, I know, according to the Bodhisattva's instructions, I will never tell anyone, absolutely not!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded and left with satisfaction. Finally, he saw a vision.

then……

"That's the way it is, Mr. Prison God, is there anything else you need me to add?"

As soon as Guanyin Bodhisattva left, Cui Gui rushed to Chu Hao and reported word for word.

(End of this chapter)