Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 351 Opening crit! Tathagata can't sit down anymore!

Chapter 351 Opening crit! Tathagata can't sit down anymore!
  That kind of excitement is simply something they have never seen in their lives.

At this moment, through the supernatural vision, three thousand Buddhas were seeing three great masters wearing enchanting kimono skirts, squatting or standing, posing together.

The Tathagata Buddha and the three thousand Buddhas were all deceived.

"What's going on? Didn't the three great men take Prince Tang to the underworld to threaten him? What's the situation now?!"

"Why are the three masters wearing this outfit? This and this, half of their legs are exposed, it's insulting to the gentlemen!... Although, it's quite sexy..."

"What on earth are the three great masters doing? Why, are they threatening King Tang like this?"

Then, the next second, they saw something even more outrageous.

"Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick..."

The extremely poisonous music of "Pure Land" suddenly came through the supernatural vision.

Then, everyone saw the three masters start dancing!
  Moreover, the dance is sexy and enchanting!
  This dance has never been seen in the three realms!

Playful, sexy, and with a strong provocative flavor, it seems to drag people into a pure land of bliss where there is only love and being loved.

The three thousand Buddhas present could not help but become a little crazy when they saw this dance.

Some even had angry saliva flowing from the corners of their mouths.

"Wow... this dance is so enchanting and flirtatious. Even across the endless void, I can feel as if there are hands tugging at my heartstrings, woohoo~."

"This dance conveys the yearning for freedom and all the good things, just like the pursuit of the pure land of paradise. Why have I never seen such a coquettish dance in the three realms?"

"Oops, this is a magic spell. I'm poisoned. I can't take my eyes away from the supernatural vision! Damn it, am I, as a monk, forced to appreciate this unruly dance? Damn it!"

"Woo hoo hoo~ Hey hey~ One thing to say, this dress is really sexy, and the three masters have a different style when wearing it. No, I want to record it and criticize it at any time in the future."

"It's insulting to gentleness and wet [kissing...cough cough cough cough! Damn it! My Buddha's heart is ruined! Just because I took a look at this dance, my Buddha's heart that has been tempered for thousands of years was destroyed in one day! And! , can’t get out!”

"It's over, me too, I can't break free, and the Buddha's heart is gradually dissipating. This dance is obviously so far apart, and it is still through the supernatural vision, but it is so powerful!"

"No, I can't bear it anymore..."

When they saw the three great masters dancing to the Pure Land of Utmost Bliss, the eyes of the three thousand Buddhas were unable to break free.

It's like being stuck on top.

Every rhythm point in the dance seemed to step on their hearts.

The Buddha's heart of the three thousand Buddhas has actually become lax, and even their strength is regressing!

Three thousand Buddhas were terrified.

Obviously this dance is just a simple image transmitted by the supernatural vision, but it can destroy their Taoist hearts with just the image!

Moreover, the key point is that you can’t get out at all, and you can’t struggle to open it!

They seemed to be attracted by a magical power!
  Three Thousand Buddhas, the Buddha's heart is firm, but because of watching a dance, many people's Buddha's heart dissipated, and their strength even declined? !

Seeing such a terrifying situation, Tathagata Buddha quickly gathered up his magic power and shouted angrily,
  "wake up!"

But the three thousand Buddhas wanted to take their eyes away from the world of supernatural powers, but they couldn't.

The faces of the three thousand Buddhas were full of horror.

"No! My Buddha's heart, my cultivation!"

"Damn, this dance is poisonous, I can't take my eyes away!"

"We have fallen into a trap. Someone must be causing trouble!"

Tathagata Buddha was deeply afraid of the present situation.

Generally speaking, when things go out of control, there will be consequences.

The explanation is: Once things become outrageous and weird, it may be due to the appearance of an anomaly like Chu Hao!

Tathagata Buddha manipulated the magical vision to slowly move up. It was only at this moment that everyone saw through the magical vision that he was sitting on the big chair!
  The aloof and sinister Immortal Lord in white was looking at the three masters with great interest, with a trace of evil charm hanging from the corner of his mouth. "It's an anomaly! It's this evil thing that caused it!! Damn it, damn it!"

In an instant, there was an uproar in the Great Leiyin Temple, and four people were frightened.

Chu Hao was simply a nightmare for all of them, especially when Chu Hao appeared in front of everyone, the shock at that moment made them crazy!
  Tathagata Buddha's face instantly became gloomy, as if he were mourning his heir, and he gritted his teeth and said:

"After all calculations, how could I not calculate that he is actually in the underworld?"

"Based on this situation, I am afraid that the three great warriors were forced to submit obediently by the evil power of the prison god."

Tathagata Buddha: I am familiar with being threatened by the God of Hell.

In the magical field of vision, Chu Hao suddenly raised his head thoughtfully and looked at the three thousand Buddhas through the magical field of vision.

Chu Hao raised a sinister smile on his lips, "Still want to see it? There is a fee for dreaming!"

Chu Hao, who was in the magical field of vision, waved his hand, and the entire magical field of vision suddenly went blank, and nothing could be seen.

It was only at this moment that the three thousand Buddhas suddenly woke up and woke up.

But all of them were pale and sweating profusely.

Just because he took one more look, his strength regressed by a hundred thousand.

There was even a Buddha who, because of doing some unspeakable things, ruined his energy for thousands of years with a single gesture.

Three Thousand Buddhas were in shock, with fear on their faces, but also a hint of loss.

"I didn't expect that this dance would almost bring me in. It was so scary!"

"It's too scary. I suddenly lost half a million years of cultivation!"

"But...if I have something to say, I can persist and criticize..."

"You have to say it, it's really cool."

"Although the price is a bit high, it's the Three Great Scholars. No, I can't bear it anymore..."

Tathagata Buddha had a gloomy face, looking at the three thousand Buddhas still fearful and reluctant to leave.

Sick, everyone is sick!
  Shouldn't we have woken them up just now and let them be squeezed dry by watching a dance? !
  The Tathagata Buddha exhaled a foul breath and said in a cold voice:
  "According to this form, we should have been plotted."

"The only solution now is to find someone to negotiate with someone in the lower world..."

Tathagata Buddha originally wanted to find a volunteer, but when he saw it...

Half of the three thousand Buddhas still had lewd smiles on their faces that were filled with unfinished thoughts and endless aftertaste.

Tathagata Buddha immediately gave up. Should this group of people go to Aba Aba?

"I go……"

Tathagata Buddha stood up dejectedly.

The three thousand Buddhas immediately stood upright and chanted loudly:

"Praise me, the Buddha, for being so kind and compassionate, for saving all sentient beings. Amitabha, so good, so good."

Tathagata Buddha's face turned dark.

These people are just pretending to be dead!

He tricked Tathagata into doing it himself.

After all, no one wants to face the terrifying Chu Hao.

Tathagata Buddha sighed and obediently descended to the realm. He had a premonition that he was about to be brutally persecuted by Chu Hao.

(End of this chapter)

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