Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 836 Master, don’t kill me anymore!

Tathagata Buddha was already dumbfounded on the spot, with some dementia on his face.

At this moment, all he had to do was drool at the corner of his mouth and say a few words about "Abba, Ababa"...

Because this is outrageous!

When Tathagata Buddha reacted, he shouted angrily and excitedly:
  "Come on, catch the liar! Scam in person! Come on!"

After reacting, Tathagata Buddha realized that he had obviously been deceived, and moreover, he was still treating himself as a fool!

The illusion that Chu Hao put just now was basically delaying time!

All his purpose is to catch fish and wait until he gets off work!

Tathagata Buddha was furious and glared at the Jade Emperor beside him,
  "Your Majesty, Heaven has always been upright. You have seen with your own eyes that Chu Hao is so shameless in his deception!"

"Your Majesty, shouldn't you stand up and punish Chu Hao? Wouldn't this make everyone think that heaven is a place for evil and evil!"

Tathagata Buddha was also furious. After all, he had never seen such a rogue person. Even Tathagata Buddha had never seen such a scammer being so confident, mysterious and elegant!
  The Jade Emperor looked deeply at Tathagata Buddha, but there was always a faint smile on the corner of the Jade Emperor's mouth, which he could not suppress no matter how hard he tried.
  However, the Jade Emperor still had to show off.

Then he saw the Jade Emperor coughing twice and shouting into the law enforcement hall:

"Where is Nezha?"

Nezha trotted out, "Your Majesty, I'm here."

The Jade Emperor pointed to the Tathagata Buddha next to him and said:

"Tathagata Buddha was deceived in front of our law enforcement hall. The liar is really abominable.
  You should file a case now. You must catch that liar and give Xitian some face! "

"You must pay attention to the affairs of Tathagata Buddha, otherwise it will destroy the brotherhood between me in Heaven and Xitian!"

How could Nezha not hear the joke in the Jade Emperor's words?
  This,
  Who in the hall is suing me?

Nezha immediately stood up and said respectfully:

"Your Majesty and Tathagata Buddha, please rest assured that we will definitely do our best to find those who deceive Tathagata Buddha and bring justice to Tathagata Buddha!"

"Okay, let's go to get off work." Jade Emperor waved his hand.

"Hey, it's time to get off work!" One second Nezha looked extremely serious and business-like, but the next second he closed the door and ran away.

Before Nezha left, he said to Tathagata Buddha very seriously and solemnly:

"Tathagata Buddha, don't worry, our law enforcement hall enforces the law strictly. Our boss said that the law enforcement hall is only established for three things:"

"Fair, fair, and extremely fair!"

"We will never unjustly accuse a bad person, and we will never wrongly arrest a good person!"

Then Nezha snickered and left,
  I secretly laughed and cursed in my heart: "Silly Tathagata Buddha, you want to bully my boss in front of my law enforcement hall, but you still report to me in my law enforcement hall?"

Confused!

Nezha left happily, and it was time to go on a date.

Tathagata Buddha stood beside him and gritted his teeth in anger. No matter how stupid he was, he knew that he was clearly deceived this time.

But in fact, I really don’t blame Tathagata Buddha. It was actually Chu Hao’s illusion just now that was somewhat attractive.

The innate gourd vine, born in Buzhou Mountain, has seven innate gourds, one each of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
  They were obtained by Nuwa, Sanqing, Lu Ya, Hongyun, and Hongjun respectively. The gourd vine was obtained by Nuwa and used to create humans and turn it into a treasure of merit.

The seven treasure gourds are all supreme treasures and incomparable. So when Tathagata Buddha saw the opening scene just now, he was greedy and was attracted.

But I didn't expect that the subsequent plot was a bit outrageous. Even if seven dolls popped out, why were they still caught by the snake spirit?
  Return Calabash Baby to save grandpa and give them away one by one!
  Tathagata Buddha: I admit that this is art that I cannot accept, but when I woke up, I had been deceived.

And Chu Hao left happily with the tens of thousands of meritorious water sent by Tathagata Buddha in vain. “After traveling for a whole day, I didn’t expect Tathagata Buddha to bring me local specialties from the West. I am grateful to Tathagata.”

Chu Hao's good mood for the day ended successfully.

Naturally, no matter how the Tathagata Buddha called him, Chu Hao never looked back. It was the most difficult thing to accept the kindness of the Tathagata, alas.

Tathagata Buddha was left hanging in the law enforcement hall for a long time, and everyone had already left.

At this moment, on the tip of the moon, Tathagata Buddha is still holding the pestle, but he also knows that it is of no use.

Ma Sui's favor was given in vain, but Chu Hao took away tens of thousands of merit and divine water, and was humiliated in vain...

So what am I here for today?

Tathagata Buddha was resentful and aggrieved and returned to the Western Heaven.

"Prison God Chu Hao, I will definitely come back for revenge!"

Tathagata Buddha was dissatisfied with the righteous beating he received from the law enforcement hall today, and was thinking about how to arrange Chu Hao in the future.

……

The next day.

When Chu Hao woke up in the Star Palace, Fairy Nishang was still sleeping in his arms, with a happy smile on her lips.

Chu Hao felt full of strength today,
  [After traveling for so long, it’s time to work and relax. Please go to the Westward Journey team to check in on time]

Chu Hao also believed that,
  It’s time to check in. I haven’t checked in for a long time. I think I’ll get a good reward, right?

Chu Hao stretched himself. Fairy Nishang obviously no longer had the strength to fight with Chu Hao. Even when Chu Hao walked out, she did not wake up Fairy Nishang.

So exhausted...

Chu Hao then lazily headed to Liusha River.

At this moment, the Buddhas in the Western Heaven are also staring at the human world, watching the four people from the Westward Journey chasing the bandits across the mountain.
  Especially that muscular bald thug, Tang Sanzang.

There were countless bandits under his fists, and the brothers Sun Wukong behind were trying their best to stop them.

"Master, please stop killing me! Don't kill me again!"

"Master, shouldn't we go get the scriptures? I don't want to waste time beating these ants and mortals."

"Master, the first and second senior brothers are right. If we monks are stained with blood and go to beg for alms, I'm afraid we won't be able to convert it."

Tang Sanzang disagreed.

"What kind of precepts are you breaking? The poor monk said that eliminating evil and promoting good is my way of saving thousands of ants in advanced Buddhism. It is better to kill one evil person. How can I break it?!"

"There are thousands of corpses of innocent people in the camps of these bandits. It is the Buddha's business to forgive them. The poor monk is only responsible for sending them to see the Buddha!"

"Wu Jing, have you forgotten your mission? What does it mean to eradicate evil? You must practice it! Come and join us as our teacher. We must do our part to eliminate evil in the world!"

Sha Wujing lowered his head and thought, then suddenly raised his hand,

"That seems to be the truth. Master, I'm here too!"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie looked at them with blank eyes.
  "How much did Master drink last night?"

"Not much, twenty pounds."

"No wonder I'm so excited today..."

(End of this chapter)