Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 846 The Eastern Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanzang! Please enlighten me!

Pu Xian was frightened by Tang Sanzang's angry shout.
  It took a long time to realize: This person is sick!
  I am now a delicate girl. When he sees me, not only does he not have any thoughts about male and female love, but he actually thinks about boxing with me? !
  Tang Sanzang knocked on the widow's door at night, for this reason?
  Not to mention Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, even ordinary people cannot understand Tang Sanzang's mind of training.

Now Tang Sanzang is very, very simple.

The body is the capital of learning the scriptures, and the road to learning the scriptures is long. If you don’t exercise your body well, how will you learn the scriptures in the future?

And that punch just now showed Tang Sanzang that this was a worthy opponent.

Normally Tang Sanzang could never meet a decent opponent, but now that he did, he was naturally very excited.

But this woman refused to give her a punch, which greatly disappointed Tang Sanzang, and he didn't even want to be under the same roof.

Tang Sanzang turned around and insisted on leaving, his firm heart full of consciousness.

Puxian was furious. In order to save Tang Sanzang, he quickly said:
  "Fight, fight, fight! My little girl can just fight with you!"

Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up instantly, he turned around and stared at Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and said happily:

"The poor monk knows that you are also a martial artist. How can you hold back your restless heart when you encounter an equally matched opponent?"

"Don't worry, I'm a humble monk who values ​​martial ethics. He will stick to his point and use martial arts to make friends. He will never be hasty."

Puxian Bodhisattva's smile is uglier than crying. What the hell is this so stupid and embarrassing? Are there muscles in the brain?
  But there is really no other way. Now only this reason can allow Tang Sanzang to stay here.

Samantabhadra took a deep breath,

"Hurry up and invite those guys inside."

Zhu Bajie licked his lips, with a wicked smile on his lips.

"Okay, okay, that's great of course! I am also a gentle person. If you need anything, you can come to me!"

"By the way, are you just two sisters? Did you know? I'm an old pig who is proficient in all kinds of tricks. My favorite is mother-daughter rice bowl..."

Sun Wukong kicked Zhu Bajie on the butt and said scornfully:
  "Idiot, can't you just be a human being? Look at the master, then look at you!"

"Master, this is what a Buddhist practitioner should look like!"

But Zhu Bajie didn’t care.
  "I can smell the smell here from a hundred miles away. Besides, it's about food and sex."

"I, an old pig, have been fighting for my whole life, shouldn't I enjoy it for a while?"

Sun Wukong twitched the corner of his mouth, turned around and left without any further entanglement.

Sha Wujing took the horse and immediately laid down Chu Hao, who had given up thinking and was busy after get off work.

Sha Wujing said to Zhu Bajie cheerfully:
  "Second senior brother, you have food and sex, I understand you!"

"However, we still have the task of obtaining scriptures, so we can't delay it."

Zhu Bajie patted his chest,
  "Don't worry, I'm a wise old pig!"

Sha Wujing carried the load and went in.

Zhu Bajie smiled, with a hint of cunning flashing on his face.

Then Zhu Bajie grabbed it with his hands like a dragon's hand, and walked in with an evil smile.
  "Flower girl, flower girl, flower girl who suddenly appears in the middle of the night!"

Samantabhadra and Manjusri entered it, but they were secretly anxious and kept saying:

"Aren't you here yet? Do we really want to fight with Tang Sanzang?"

"What are you talking about... Just delay it for now, they will be here soon."

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Manjushri Bodhisattva seemed to have felt the approaching breath of Guanyin Bodhisattva and Lishan Mother, and they were relieved.

Today's difficulty was arranged too hastily, so now we have to fight with Tang Sanzang to keep them. A cold glint flashed in the eyes of the two of them. No matter what, today Tang Sanzang stayed, but there was also the prison god Chu Hao.
  This prison god was able to fall into this trap at the same time, but he finally got back on track.

But at this moment, Tang Sanzang's urging voice came to their ears.

"When will you two come to fight the poor monk? Don't keep the poor monk waiting for a long time!"

Samantabhadra and Manjusri have black lines all over their heads. What’s going on with this overwhelming feeling of wanting to hit someone?

This Tang Sanzang is so incomprehensible and charming, it is simply amazing!

Helpless, Samantabhadra could only sigh.

Invite them into the hall with courtesy and meet them one by one.

Behind the screen, suddenly there was a girl with a bun with silk hanging on her bun, holding a gold plate and a white jade cup, fragrant tea spraying warmth, and exotic fruits spreading a delicate fragrance.

The man had colorful sleeves and slender spring bamboo shoots. He was holding a jade cup and serving tea.

"Elders, please have tea. My mother will be here shortly," Puxian said.

Tang Sanzang waved his hands, his eyes sharp,
  "I won't drink the tea, and my mother is gone. I don't plan to fight with you. All I want now is for you to fight me hand to hand!"

"The poor monk is already hungry and thirsty. Are you ready?"

Puxian Bodhisattva twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "I am sick. I must be sick!"
  But seeing that he could no longer hold on any longer, Puxian Bodhisattva could only grit his teeth and take the risk!
  At most, it is to give Tang Sanzang some physical temptation during the boxing. Well, to test the Zen mind, it is normal to have some movements.

Puxian took a deep breath, stood up and said:
  "Then let's give it a try."

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he stood up, took off his cassock, revealing the bulging muscles all over his body, and smiled with his white and bright teeth.

"Eastern Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanzang! Please enlighten me!"

Puxian Bodhisattva gently took off the thin gauze garment, with a charming look on his face.
  "This little girl loves you and has never touched anyone before. Please, please be gentler, elder."

Tang Sanzang raised his eyebrows and said in a deep voice:
  "Don't worry, once is easy, twice is familiar. The poor monk didn't like fighting before, but now he has experienced the fun of fighting!"

"You have to know that those who are not women cannot fight. This kind of feudal thinking must be broken. No one stipulates these things. We must break the inherent thinking!"

"A battle with a poor monk will make both you and me stronger physically and mentally! Isn't this a hundred times more enjoyable than having sex with a man and a woman!?"

Puxian's head is full of black lines.

But now, the arrow is on the string and must be fired.

Tang Sanzang and Puxian each took their stances and prepared to take action.

On the other side, Lishan Mother and Guanyin Bodhisattva were rushing over.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was particularly anxious and urged:
  "Hurry up, hurry up, if it's any later, I'm afraid something big will happen!"

The Madonna of Wudang, the old mother of Lishan, smiled faintly,
  "Why are you so anxious? Hasn't something happened already?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly reacted, feeling frightened in his heart. When he looked closely, he was frightened!

At this moment, in the courtyard, Tang Sanzang had already taken off his cassock, while Ai Ai on the other side delicately took off his gauze, exposing his fragrant shoulders.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's entire face turned dark, and he couldn't think straight.

"What the hell is going on? Is this Tang Sanzang so irresistible to the temptation of beauty?"

"This is obviously a test of Zen mind, but you don't even need to try it, and you just surrender? Now you are starting to take off your clothes!"

When Guanyin Bodhisattva saw the next scene, he was even more dumbfounded.

The two of them started fighting!
  (End of this chapter)