Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 849 849 The Immortal Virgin: Marry if you love it, or you will fall if you don’t

Chu Hao thought it was normal when he heard it at first, but when Lishan's mother suddenly changed the subject and mentioned the Three-Xiao Fairy, Chu Hao started to panic a little.

Mother Wudang couldn't help it anymore and wanted to take herself back to Kunlun Mountain to be the Lady of Yazhai!

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was extremely anxious and secretly sent a message to Old Mother Lishan, asking her to speak accordingly.

Mother Lishan was very unhappy, so she lazily said:
  "The eldest daughter's name is Zhenzhen, and she is twenty years old this year; the second daughter's name is Ai'ai, and she is eighteen years old; and the third daughter's name is Lianlian, and she is sixteen years old. None of them have been betrothed to anyone else."

"Marry if you like, or you will fall if you don't."

Sure enough, doing other people's work is so easy and satisfying.

After Lishan's mother finished reading, she sat next to him and looked at Chu Hao with a hint of teasing eyes.

The three masters went crazy after hearing this.
  If you say so, the pig will agree!

Zhu Bajie stood up suddenly and said righteously:

"I come!"

The three masters: "..."

Arrived?
  ……

There was no need to set up a trap, so why did he get in?
  The three masters didn't know how to react for a moment.

However, this mission can be considered completed for now.
  Of course, the three great men still remember the matter of the Yin and Yang Peacock Feathers.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stood up and said:
  "This Elder Pig, since you are willing to stay, it is better to choose a different day and get married tonight."

"I also invite all the elders and the young man in white to come and attend the wedding together. This can be regarded as understanding the kindness between master and disciple."

Sun Wukong looked joking and said with a smile:

"Master will be the male in-law, this mother-in-law will be the female in-law, Lao Sun will be the guardian, and Sha Monk will be the matchmaker.

There is no need to read the book thoroughly. The emperor is present and it is an auspicious day. You come to worship the master and go in to become your son-in-law. "

"How beautiful is the mother-daughter rice bowl?"

Naturally, Sun Wukong has already seen through the true identity of these people. In fact, even if he has not seen through, just because Lishan's mother revealed the name of Sanxiao just now,

Sun Wukong and Chu Hao had known each other for more than a day or two, and they immediately knew that this was the Wudang Holy Mother.

Sha Wujing's current cultivation level is not high, but that does not mean that his emotional intelligence is not high.

He had been paying attention to Chu Hao since just now. From Chu Hao's various reactions, Sha Wujing immediately understood that this was an acquaintance of Chu Hao.

We are acquaintances with Emperor Gouchen, how many of them are mortals?
  Although he didn't know why Zhu Bajie was so easily seduced by beauty, it did not affect Sha Wujing's judgment of the situation.

Sha Wujing also stepped forward very righteously.

"Second senior brother, senior brother said it well!"

Tang Sanzang was confused. What happened? His disciple betrayed him?
  Tang Sanzang didn't only have muscles in his mind, he also sensed that something was wrong, but no matter what, everything should focus on learning from the experience.

Tang Sanzang shouted to Zhu Bajie:
  "Bajie, you still want to go to the Western Heavens with me to obtain scriptures. How can you touch the mortal mind?"

Zhu Bajie looked dissatisfied and waved his hand.
  "I've learned a lifetime of experience, what's wrong with enjoying it?!"

"Flower girl, let's go to the church now!"

"A moment of spring is worth a thousand pieces of gold, don't waste it, let's go!"

Zhu Bajie couldn't wait to take the three masters and went to the lobby to get married.

Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't react for a moment. It doesn't make sense. It's obviously us who came to seduce him, and we are the ones taking the initiative.

Why is this Zhu Bajie even more impatient than us? Isn’t he even acting?
  Zhu Bajie also wanted to hold the hand of Holy Mother Wudang, but Holy Mother Wudang stared at him and said coldly:
  "Get out!" Zhu Bajie left in dejection.

"Okay, mother."

"But I don't know which sister my mother has betrothed to me, old pig?"

Our Lady of Wudang sighed:

"It's exactly these questions: I want to match my eldest daughter to you, but I'm afraid of the second female monster; I want to match my second daughter to you, but I'm afraid of the third female monster; I want to match my third daughter to you, but I'm afraid of the big female monster. So the final doubt is undecided. "

"But I think you can have them all!"

The Incompetent Mother: I declare, you want them all!

Zhu Bajie was stunned and looked confused. Is this simple?
  Are you marrying your daughter or selling cabbage?

Can it be given for free?
  Who is so serious about being a mother?
  The three masters were dragged to the lobby by Zhu Bajie in a daze.

Before leaving, Zhu Bajie

Tang Sanzang stood there with his chest heaving in anger, and he was secretly stomping his feet in anger.

hateful! !
  The opportunity was robbed!
  Were you pretending just now?
  He was actually snatched away by Zhu Bajie. Damn it, it’s a night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, can I just listen to the crack in the door?

Of course, just thinking about it, Tang Sanzang still devoted himself to the Buddha, but thinking about it, it doesn't count as breaking the precepts.

When the three great masters were about to enter, Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly stopped Zhu Bajie.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, didn't you say you need someone to witness the marriage?"

"Since your master and senior brothers don't have much free time, why not let that handsome and extraordinary man be your in-laws."

"This way, it won't delay your masters and brothers on their way."

Guanyin Bodhisattva naturally wanted to take the opportunity to arrange for Chu Hao to be together, or in other words, all this was just to make Chu Hao sleep with him.

This yin-yang peacock feather was begged by Tathagata Buddha with great difficulty.
  This time, I want to rob Chu Hao of his lust! It will also rob Chu Hao’s luck!

Zhu Bajie had a good look on his face and hurriedly came to Chu Hao's side and shouted:
  "Boss, then I would like to ask you to be my witness at the wedding. Look at me..."

Zhu Bajie also planned to say a lot of words to persuade Chu Hao, but Chu Hao waved his hand lazily.
  "No need to say more, I will make it happen for you!"

Zhu Bajie was overjoyed, "Thank you, boss. It turns out that the boss knows me best! Will you share one of these three pretty girls?"

Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth, but he also looked helpless.
  "Okay, if you really can't bear it, the big one, I'm not talking about your mother-in-law... Well, I can help you make arrangements then."

Zhu Bajie was very excited, "That's great!"

The three masters didn't know what kind of rat poison Chu Hao was selling in this gourd.
  Guanyin Bodhisattva was even more furious.
  Damn it, is this man really going to take advantage of his official duties to do something against him? !
  Damn it, I can’t resist, can I just enjoy it?
  It makes me so angry just thinking about it!
  The three masters turned and left.

When Tang Sanzang saw that his persuasion failed, he could only leave with Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing in great distress.

"That's all, the poor monk will not be blessed after all. I wish you happiness!"

"Disciples, let's go outside and rest!"

"Emperor, after finishing the wedding, remember to come back and travel to the west."

The three masters and apprentices left here and went to the woodshed outside the gate to wait.

Soon, red lanterns were hung high in the lobby and red candles were lit.

Another sound was heard, and the waist door opened. There were two pairs of red lights and a pair of pots.
  The three daughters were about to come out, all with green eyebrows and pink faces. Enchanting and charming, it touches the hearts of the people.

As for Chu Hao, he was both the in-laws and the bridegroom, which was a subversion of ethics.

(End of this chapter)