Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1164 Magical Water
  "Ouch, ouch."

"Master Qin, please save me, I'm dying."

Qin Ran looked around and saw that the innate yin and yang energy in the belly of the fat monk had condensed. Good guy, four treasures in one child! If this were born, it would be enough to shock the three worlds.

Sun Wukong asked in confusion, "Master Qin, what's going on with Master and Junior Brother Sha?"

"There must be something wrong with the water just now." Qin Ran pretended, "Just find a place and ask."

There is a village on the nearby road. Outside the village, there are a group of old women sitting on the haystacks knitting sweaters.

"Old man, we came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. My master ate river water when he was crossing the river. Now he has a stomachache. Do you have any advice on how to save him?" Sun Wukong stepped forward and asked.

These old women burst into laughter upon hearing this.

“Where do you get water?”

"It's the Qingshui River in the east."

"What a big joke. You can't drink the water from this river."

"Why can't you drink?"

"You all come in, I will tell you in detail."

Qin Ran helped Tang Sanzang and Sha Seng walk in and sat down next to the thatched cottage.

"Old man, it's time to talk now."

"Young Master is really good-looking." Several old women looked at Qin Ran and praised him, and then explained with a smile: "Young Master, you don't know, we are the Xiliang Women's Country, and all the people in the country are women. There are no Man, that’s why I’m so happy to see you. That river is called Zimu River. Only women here who are over twenty years old dare to drink water from the Zimu River. After drinking the water, they will immediately feel something in their belly. fetal."

Tang Sanzang and Sha Seng turned pale. Does this water still have such an effect?
  "Outside the capital, there is a Yingyang Pavilion Posthouse. There is a Zhaotai Spring outside the door of the post. A woman here drank the water from the river. After three days, she went to the Zhaotai Spring to watch. If a pair of figures appeared in the water, they would A child is born.

Tang Sanzang's face was full of collapse. Is the effect so good? It only takes three days for the baby to be born, at least give me a ten-month buffer period!

"This elder also drank the water from the mother river, so he had fetal energy, and he will give birth to a child in three days."

Sha Seng was shocked and said, "Old man, are you kidding me?"

The old woman smiled and shook her head, "No, we in the Xiliang Women's Kingdom are all women. If we want to have children, we must rely on the water of this mother-child river, and we must try our best."

Yes, there is not a single man in the entire Xiliang Women's Kingdom, so where did their children come from? It turned out to be because of the water of the Zimu River. Now they were devastated. Tang Sanzang felt that his life was gloomy, without any I thought that even as a monk I could have children one day.

Sha Seng was stunned and speechless, "We are men, how can we have children?"

Sun Wukong chuckled and said: "The ancients said that when the melon is ripe, it will fall off. If at that time, a hole opens under the armpit, the child will come out by himself."

Qin Ran said with a smile, "Lao Sha, Master Sanzang, you guys are awkward. It would be bad if you have fetal gas and leave the root of the disease after giving birth."

Tang Sanzang had tears in his eyes when he heard this. He pulled Qin Ran's sleeve and refused to let go, "Master Qin, just ask this mother-in-law if there are any gentle and steady mothers here. Find some and come over. I have a stomachache right now." It's fatal. I think the baby is about to be born." Qin Ran said seriously: "Master, don't talk nonsense. You have to wait for three days at least. How can it be so fast?"

Sun Wukong thought about the solution, "Mother-in-law, do you have a doctor here? I will buy some abortion pills and let my master and junior brother take them and abort the fetus."

The old woman smiled and said: "There is a Jieyang Mountain just south of us. There is a Po'er Cave in the mountain. There is a fetal spring in the cave. As long as you take a sip of the water in the well, you can relieve the fetal gas. But now Since we couldn't get any water, a Taoist priest named Ruyi Zhenxian came here two years ago. He changed the Po'er Cave into Juxian Temple and occupied the birth spring water, refusing to give it to anyone easily.

Anyone who wants to ask for this birth-birth water needs to prepare a bonus table, a sheep wine and fruit plate, bow three times and nine times, and make a sincere donation to get a bowl of water from him. How can you wandering monks have so much money? I'm afraid I can only accept my fate and forget about it when the time comes. "

Tang Sanzang cried with runny nose and tears, "Master Qin, please just go. How can I, a monk, give birth to a child!"

Another old woman looked at Tang Sanzang's belly and said doubtfully, "It's really strange. After drinking water, the women here have never seen such a big belly even if they are pregnant."

The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched. Nonsense. This fat monk couldn't walk when he saw a beautiful woman. He didn't say anything and just drank three big bowls. Can his belly be bigger?
  "This master has always had a good appetite and was already fat." Qin Ran explained.

"No, from my point of view, it must be because I drank too much water from the Zimu River, that's why it's so big." The old woman shook her head.

"Are there any side effects?" Tang Sanzang asked, enduring the pain.

"There are no side effects, except that I might have to have more children!"

Tang Sanzang's face turned even paler. One child was enough, but several more were needed!
  "Don't tell me they're still quadruplets." The old woman couldn't stop talking.

Tang Sanzang seemed to have suffered a bolt from the blue.

Qin Ran looked at the old woman in surprise. She was indeed someone who had come before her. Her eyes were so poisonous. He could tell at a glance how many children the fat monk was going to have.

Sha Monk also forgot about the pain and looked at Tang Sanzang with a complicated expression. If the fat monk hadn't ordered him, he would not have drank the water from the Zimu River.

Sun Wukong held his stomach and laughed non-stop, "Master is really a hero among men. As a monk, he actually got pregnant with four children at one time. Many women in this world are not so lucky!"

"You damn monkey, stop making sarcastic comments here. My teacher is almost in pain. Go get some water."

Tang Sanzang was sweating profusely in pain and said angrily.

Qin Ran shook his head, "Master Sanzang, from my point of view, just give birth to the child."

Tang Sanzang's eyes widened, "Master Qin, I am a man, how can I have a child? Stop joking!"

Qin Ran said seriously, "We have experienced many dangers along the way, and you have suffered a lot. Now that you have given birth to a child, you have an excuse. Those true Buddhas and Bodhisattvas have no reason to persecute you. From now on, you will stay in the West." Liang Nu Country, there is no need to go west again."

Tang Sanzang was stunned. He had to say that Qin Ran's idea was very tempting.

Along the way, he has been deceived by Buddhism. He doesn't know how many disasters are waiting for him. And the most important thing is that all these experiences have convinced him that many so-called true Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are just fake compassion. , the inner sinisterness is not much different from that of a monster.

This somewhat shook his faith. As long as he has a baby, Buddhism can't force him to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, right?
  (End of this chapter)