Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1297 Wash it before eating

The beautiful woman's eyes widened angrily, she pulled Tang Sanzang's ears hard several times, and said angrily: "Damn monk, this is never over, isn't it? You dare to talk nonsense when you are about to die, be careful of this girl taking your Pull out the tongue."

"What a bullshit eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, he is just a hooligan and a liar!"

The female devils looked like they wanted to kill someone, and they were gearing up to beat the monk again.
  Tang Sanzang screamed again and was about to cry without tears. He looked down and saw the fish in the iron pot stirring again, swimming in various fancy styles, splashing water, and instantly revealing a picture of a monkey. Face, looking at himself with a smile.

Tang Sanzang's eyes widened suddenly, Damn it, dead monkey! Let's just say, this is not like Kieran's style, he will be killed by this monkey this time.

He could have died normally according to the script, but he didn't expect to be tortured like this. In this case, don't blame the teacher for not teaching the relationship between the apprentice.

Tang Sanzang thought of this and said: "Female Bodhisattvas, do you know that the Great Sage Qitian who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago? That was the disciple of the poor monk..."

Before Tang Sanzang could finish speaking, the big spider spirit slapped him across the face.

"Dead monk, do you still dare to threaten us?"

Tang Sanzang was beaten to the point of being stunned. These female devils didn't play according to the routine.

"Female Bodhisattvas, this is not what I mean."

"Smelly monk, we have known your situation for a long time. You think we are as stupid as you and don't know anything!" The beautiful girl pinched her waist and said coldly.

"The poor monk is saying that the dead monkey can transform into seventy-two evil spirits, and is insidious and cunning..."

Before Tang Sanzang could finish speaking, a woman slapped him several more times, making Tang Sanzang's eyes full of stars and he was dizzy.

Damn it, can you wait until I finish talking before you fight?
  Tang Sanzang cried loudly, crying extremely sadly. These female demons were simply inhuman, and they didn't even give him a chance to speak.

"You mean this fish was transformed by your great apprentice?"

The big spider spirit looked thoughtfully into the iron pot and asked slowly. Tang Sanzang had tears in his eyes and nodded vigorously.
  The beautiful girl asked suspiciously, "Damn monk, are you so kind?"

Tang Sanzang said with a look of grief and anger, "This time the monkey is ruthless and unjust. He saw the master being beaten and ignored him. The poor monk hopes that you will teach him a lesson."

The female devils all looked at each other and couldn't help but half-believe it. It was a plot about master and disciple killing each other.

At this moment, the goldfish in the iron pot suddenly moved, its mouth opened wide, and boiling hot water spurted out. The female fairies were frightened and fled in all directions. Their clothes were soaked.
  "Sister, this fish is actually pretending to be dead?" Yun'er pointed at the goldfish in the iron pot and screamed loudly.

Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief, the dead monkey finally showed his flaws.

"Sisters, catch this monkey!"

The big spider spirit shouted coldly, and a snow-white long sword appeared in his jade hand. The gauze skirt fluttered, and the figure moved quickly, and slashed at the goldfish.

A long sword fell on the fish one after another, making a series of clanging sounds.

The water splashed everywhere, and the terrifying golden light spread. The goldfish was not damaged at all, but the seven demon girls were bounced out with a strong force and landed on the pool.
  "Goblins, please use your strength to tickle your Grandpa Sun."

The goldfish swam more happily in the boiling hot water. The roof moved wildly, the fish opened and closed its mouth, and uttered human words. It looked very funny.
  The big spider spirit yelled angrily, "Damn monkey, you are pretending to be a ghost! Why don't you show your true colors soon!"

"Sisters, form a formation."

Following the order from the big spider spirit, the seven demon girls immediately changed their silhouettes, their pink gauze skirts danced, and they took up their respective positions. Densely packed slender white silks entangled themselves towards Sun Wukong. In less than a moment, a huge sheet covering the sky was formed. Net, shrink quickly. Sun Wukong dashed left and right, and was eventually trapped. He looked at Tang Sanzang with his eyes turned white and his tongue tilted to one side, which was very funny.

"I thought this monkey was so capable, but it turned out to be nothing more than that?"

The beautiful girl breathed a sigh of relief, and the other banshees also smiled.

The big spider spirit was wise and said in a deep voice, "This monkey's methods are extraordinary and should not be taken lightly."

Tang Sanzang pointed at the goldfish trapped in a ball of spider webs and laughed like a pig, "Hahahaha, dead monkey, let you tease me as a teacher!"

At this moment, a yellow bird fluttered its wings and flew leisurely over from far away. It glanced sideways at Tang Sanzang who was laughing maniacally. There was a snapping sound and a lump of yellow stuff came out. It fell into his mouth.

Tang Sanzang's laughter stopped suddenly, his expression was dull for several seconds, and then he vomited.
  "How disgusting!"

"Sister, I don't want to eat Tang Monk's meat anymore."

"I don't want to eat it either!"

"This monk even eats bird poop. He is like no one else."

The female goblin looked at Tang Sanzang who was vomiting crazily, with a look of disgust on her face, and she couldn't stop complaining.

The goldfish opened its mouth wide and laughed like a monkey.

Tang Sanzang's heart was full of mmp. He wouldn't believe such a coincidence even to death. There was definitely something weird about this bird.

"In this case, let's throw this monk aside and digest it. After a while, wash it clean before eating."

The big spider spirit said with a cold look on his face, "Now Tang Sanzang is nauseated just by looking at them. Although they are monsters, they are by no means heavy-tasting."

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he panicked. He hoped that these goblins would reshape their bodies after eating and wiping them clean. If this procrastination continued, something would definitely happen. He quickly advised her with sincerity: "Fellow female Bodhisattvas, farewell, I'm a poor monk." There is absolutely nothing wrong with the meat, how would you know if you don’t try it?”

The air became eerily silent, and all the banshees looked at Tang Sanzang with strange expressions. Has this monk been knocked out of his mind? Then he is still selling hard and begging others to eat him?
  "Come on, I don't have such a strong taste."

"You stink so much, it makes me sick to my stomach just looking at you."

"You even eat shit, you are really not an ordinary person!"

A group of spider spirits chattered, holding their noses in disgust and standing far away, for fear of being contaminated by the stench from Tang Sanzang's mouth.

This is a bit too insulting!
  Tang Sanzang felt that his dignity had been greatly challenged. He twitched his mouth and said with a solemn expression, "I have absolutely no problem with this poor monk. What fell into my mouth just now was not bird shit at all. I can swear to God." "

"What is that?" The big spider spirit curled his lips and asked disdainfully.

"It's a drop of water without any taste,"

Tang Sanzang looked sincere. Originally, he was extremely nauseated and retched for a long time, but he found that there was no smell at all. He realized that he had been tricked, and the eyes of this flat-haired beast were very wrong. He was clearly mocking him.
  "Go ahead and lie to ghosts!" the youngest girl said with contempt, and the other witches also looked suspiciously.

(End of this chapter)