Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1336

Tang Sanzang was so smart that his master had discovered it long ago, but you, a loser, only know it now?
  Kieran, Sun Wukong is not around now, it is useless to rely on Wu Jing, a scumbag, if these ten monsters break out and attack, his small body is not enough.

It was already dark at this time, the wind was howling outside the palace, the candlelight was reflected on the screen window, and the shadows were swaying. It was a dark, windy and murderous night for a month!
  Tang Sanzang felt weak all over and wanted to cry out for help immediately, but he was afraid of the group of monsters rising up and making an attack. He used all his strength to stand up and pretended to be calm: "Amitabha, this poor monk wants to show his respect. All donors, please help yourself."

After saying this, he did not dare to look at the reaction of these monsters. He turned around and walked towards the side hall, trembling every step of the way, and finally disappeared.

Sha Seng saw that these monsters were motionless, endured his doubts, and followed them.
  "What's wrong with this monk?"

Prime Minister Donkey and the other monsters looked at each other in confusion.

In fact, it’s not the fault of these monsters that they can’t help it, but it’s that in this lion and camel country, they haven’t eaten human flesh for a long time since the human race was devoured within a million miles.

Moreover, Tang Sanzang was white and fat, and he looked very nutritious at first glance. It was just an instinctive reaction.

They now respect Qin Ran like a god, and the Monkey King is extremely ferocious. Even if they are given ten courages, they will not eat Tang Monk's meat. At most, they just think about it. The only blame is Tang Sanzang, he is too alert and automatically fills his head. All this.

West Heaven, Daleiyin Temple.

After the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng left, Tathagata was still worried and asked as usual: "Where did Tang Sanzang and his disciples go?"

Vajrapani Bodhisattva walked out from the side and said with a strange expression: "Buddha, we are almost at the Bhikkhu Kingdom."

"What?"

Tathagata was confused.

How could this... go so fast? "

It shouldn’t be. The Lion and Camel Kingdom and the Bhikkhu Kingdom are far apart. According to the walking distance, no matter how fast we travel, it will take at least dozens of days.

Only half a day later, Yi Ran arrived at the Bhikkhu Country.

Tang Sanzang, this loser, has never been so active in catching up. Even if he were given wings, he wouldn't be able to fly so fast.

Vajrapani Bodhisattva explained: "Tang Sanzang's master and his disciples took a carriage instead, and three dung beetles pulled the carriage. Within half a day, they arrived at the Bhikkhu Kingdom."

Tathagata's heart skipped a beat, he rubbed his brow, and quickly pointed out a Buddha's light, and a mirror image appeared in the void.

I saw three dung beetles walking side by side, arriving at the city gate of the Bhikkhu Kingdom. These three dung beetles were the golden-winged roc, the purple spirit bird, and the lion spirit.

Tathagata's forehead is full of black lines.

Sure enough, as Vajrapani Bodhisattva said, this golden-winged roc is clearly like the Happy Arhat and the Dragon-Subduing Arhat. It has been cursed and its magic power has been sealed. With a great golden immortal as the vanguard, how can it not be fast?
  This Buddhist scripture-seeking team is increasingly not following the routine. They arrived at the Bhikkhu Kingdom so quickly, giving no opportunity for Buddhists to prepare!
  "wrong."

Tathagata frowned and suddenly thought of another very bad consequence.

If Tang Sanzang and his disciples were allowed to continue walking at this speed, they would probably reach the West in a short time. Then the journey to the West would be useless, which would make him quite passive.

This Ran Deng, I don’t know what to do, and even now I haven’t caught up with Master Tang Sanzang.

"Vajrapani Venerable, you go to the Bhikkhu Country immediately, take back the Golden-winged Roc, and discuss with Chan Jiao to arrange the disaster for the Bhikkhu Country, but safety comes first, you can adapt accordingly."

Tathagata commanded in a deep voice.

“Follow the Buddha’s decree.”

Vajrapani Bodhisattva responded respectfully, frowned, and reluctantly left the Great Thunder Sound Temple.

Within the Bhikkhu Kingdom.

The three dung beetles pulled the carriage and ran all the way. It only took half a day to arrive at the Bhikkhu Country.

After seeing the crowd, Tang Sanzang felt at ease. Thinking of what happened last night, he felt lingering fear.

The lion and camel country is too dangerous and is simply no place for humans to stay.

After yesterday's dinner, he discovered that the palace was full of monsters and no one was there! The strange shapes made his hair stand on end.

He had a nightmare all night last night, and the mattress was wet when he left. Although these monsters were afraid of Qin Ran and Sun Wukong's methods, they did not dare to attack him.

But Tang Sanzang obviously couldn't see the throbbing in their hearts from the green eyes of these monsters.

If he continues to stay, I'm afraid he will become insane within a few days. Maybe some of these monsters are not afraid of death. If they can't help it one day and swallow him in one gulp, there will really be no room for reasoning, so they really can't stay in that place for a moment.

Even though there were many sexy and charming banshees in this city, they all focused on Kieran and looked down on him at all.

Moreover, he is now considered experienced, and he knows that although these female fairies may appear to be passionate and fiery on the surface, their methods are definitely shady, and he may suffer a lot.

Now that I'm finally in a normal country, I can finally feel at ease.

"Master, in the Kingdom of Lions and Camels, those monsters treat you like guests, treat you with delicious food, wine and meat, why are you running so fast?"

Sun Wukong asked in confusion.

I feel that this is not in line with this monk's usual style. I have never seen this guy rush so actively.

"Humph! You still have the nerve to say that you have all gone out to wander around. It is not safe at all to leave my master alone in the palace." Tang Sanzang said angrily.

"Those monsters shouldn't be a threat, right? Are they so scared?" Kieran said amusedly.

Okay, this time, there is only 98% insurance. Rounding it off, it means nothing.

The good-for-nothing monk is very stable.

Sun Wukong complained mercilessly, "That's right, Master, you are getting fatter and fatter, and your courage is getting weaker and weaker."

Sha Seng retorted, "Elder brother, what the master said is true. It's because the monster has a bad eye and keeps staring at the master secretly. I don't know what he is planning."

Qin Ran couldn't help but feel dumbfounded when he saw Tang Sanzang's cautious expression.

These two guys are really the Crouching Dragon and Feng Chu in the Journey to the West team. A group of monsters that have already been surrendered can scare them like this.

"Amitabha, I am still enlightened and considerate as my teacher." Tang Sanzang patted Sha Monk's bald head with a look of relief on his face.

"You're welcome, Master. Just remember to call me next time you go to a brothel."

Sha Seng looked well-behaved and showed an honest smile.
  "No problem, wait until we get to junior high school..."

Tang Sanzang's face suddenly glowed with excitement. As soon as he finished speaking, he quickly paused, retracted his hand, changed his position, and slapped Sha Seng on the face several times.

Sha Seng looked confused and covered his face with aggrieved words, "Master, why did you hit me?"

"Nothing, I just think it looks too ugly."

Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and said leisurely, an old hatred welling up in his heart.

Silly apprentices know how to work hard. Last time, in the Jisai Kingdom, a group of guards caught them on the spot, pinned them upstairs and beat them violently, while the whole city watched. He was screaming in pain upstairs and his throat was broken by drinking.

This guy was right next door, and he didn't even know about it from beginning to end. When he thought about it, he couldn't help but think about it. He really wanted to open this fool's head and see what was inside.

Tang Sanzang had a great reputation and was a strange man who died more than a dozen times. Why did he have such strange disciples?
  "Master Qin, the capital is just ahead. Do you think Taibai Venus will appear here?"

Tang Sanzang opened the curtain and saw the majestic capital city in front of him, and suddenly asked coldly.

"We all know you are going to target him, what do you think?"

Qin Ran asked rhetorically.

Does this monk really think that this person is a fool? For an old silver coin like Taibaijinxing, anything he does is absolutely airtight.

The reason why we were able to catch the old man on the spot last time at Shituoling was entirely because the old man didn't have enough intelligence in advance, so he was caught off guard.

It will be a bit difficult to catch him again in the future. This old man showed up not long ago when the Golden-winged Dapeng was attacking Huanyin Mountain. The timing was just perfect, and he was almost fooled.

If he hadn't appeared in time, Tang Sanzang would definitely have suffered a miserable loss, and he would have been beaten so hard that he didn't even know who had beaten him afterwards.

As for Taibai Jinxing, "When it's over, I brushed off my clothes and went away. I deeply loved my work and wrote my name!"

The five golden-armored gods sold the goods as soon as they were told, fully demonstrating the decisiveness and ruthlessness of the big shot.

Tang Sanzang sighed, with a look of reluctance on his face, and could only say: "Master Qin, Wukong, keep an eye on me for me. Next time this old bastard appears again, you must capture him on the spot."

"Master, as for that? Didn't you block him once? Why are you still so hateful?"

Sun Wukong stared at him and said strangely:
  "There won't be any more..."

Tang Sanzang shook his head and said quickly, "It's nothing, don't think too much about it."

It would be fine if Kieran knew about this embarrassing thing, but he had no shame in sharing it with others.

Sun Wukong drew a long tail and said with a smile, "Oh, it seems like Lao Sun understands."

Tang Sanzang felt uncomfortable looking at him, and new and old hatreds welled up in his heart.

Next time I catch Taibai Jinxing, I definitely can’t let it go like this.

A set of bastard punches left him unable to fight back, and they would definitely beat the old bastard to the point of crying for his father and mother, making him regret having offended him.

Three dung beetles pulled the carriage, hurrying slowly, and finally arrived in front of the capital of the Bhikkhu Kingdom.

Tang Sanzang put aside his distracting thoughts and stood up from the carriage, with a look of excitement on his face.

After many days of cultivation, he is now as powerful as a dragon and a tiger, full of vitality. The long and cold winter has finally passed, and spring is coming for the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty.

Tang Sanzang whipped up the whip, and the three dung beetles advanced in unison, about to rush into the city.

Suddenly the Buddha's light in the sky rose greatly, and the image of Vajrapani Bodhisattva appeared in the sky, blocking the way.

Tang Sanzang looked at the figure in the sky, his eyes were red, he gritted his teeth, and his breathing suddenly became rapid. It was the old bald donkey again!
  The more Tang Sanzang watched, the more he hated it. Last time, it was because of the golden elixir of relics given by the bald donkey that he suffered from stomachache and diarrhea, turned into a coward, and made a complete embarrassment in front of his disciples.

What kind of bullshit relic elixir can reshape the physical body? It is clearly a laxative, deliberately used to trouble him.

Vajrapani Bodhisattva frowned, sensing deep hostility from Tang Sanzang, and asked with a dark face: "Tang Sanzang, why don't I bow to Chen Ji?"

"Scare! This poor monk only respects the Buddha, not a bald donkey like you who harms his disciples!"

Tang Sanzang said with a bad expression. "Bold..."

Vajrapani Bodhisattva was so angry that he almost lost his balance.

I thought that one of the eight great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism was actually pointed at and scolded by Tang Sanzang!
  Qin Ran, Sun Wukong, and Sha Monk looked at Tang Sanzang dumbfounded. This guy actually became tough again. Is this really good? He was really not afraid of being slapped to death.

"Tang Sanzang, when did I ever trick you? If you have something to say, please speak up." Vajrapani Bodhisattva said in a cold voice.

"The golden elixir of relics is obviously a poison that can harm people. Why did you try to trick this poor monk?"

Vajrapani was stunned for a moment, and his first reaction was that the silly monk had been deceived.

The golden elixir of relics was given by the Buddha, and he had verified it, and there was absolutely no way it was fake.

After Tang Sanzang got the golden elixir, he did not take it immediately.

That relic golden elixir has definitely been swapped.
  Tang Sanzang said sadly and indignantly, "I, the Buddhist Bodhisattva, all take it as our duty to save all sentient beings and have compassion in our hearts. I have never seen such a shabby thing like you."

Vajrapani Bodhisattva subconsciously said, "Tang Sanzang, there is a misunderstanding. That elixir..."

"What kind of elixir is it? It's poison! As a Buddhist Bodhisattva, there is such a vile thing. I am ashamed to associate with you!"

Tang Sanzang ignored him and just scolded him. Anyway, he was reasonable now and was confident that the other party would not dare to kill him, so he was very arrogant.

Vajrapani Bodhisattva stared at Tang Sanzang, with anger gushing out of his eyes, his face flushed, and his two fists clenched tightly, then tightened, then loosened, then tightened again.

Where did this shameless monk learn these dirty words? Why don't he slap him to death?
  I don’t have much of the Nine-turn Resurrection Golden Elixir anymore. He is a bad guy. Why should I argue with him? I tried my best to tell myself to calm down.

“Has all Buddhism been practiced on dogs?”

Vajrapani Bodhisattva finally couldn't help it and slapped him down.

A gleaming golden "卍" seal landed, sending Tang Sanzang flying out, with his head down and his feet up, and he fell hard into a pit in the distance.

Sha Monk was shocked and said, "Bodhisattva, how can you kill a Buddhist monk?
  "Amitabha, don't worry, you won't die."

Vajrapani took a deep breath and forcibly calmed down his raging mood.

His eyes swept across Qin Ran, Sun Wukong, and Sha Seng.

The Black Hand is among these people, but he has no evidence.

"After Tang Sanzang got the golden elixir of relics, who else among you touched it?"

Qin Ran smiled and said: "Bodhisattva, Master Tripitaka does some things that are not authentic. If you cheat him, then you cheat him. Why are you so secretive?"

Sun Wukong chuckled and said:
  "After taking your golden elixir, my master farted for three days and even eating meat no longer tasted good. Shansa's skills are really good."

Sha Monk also laughed and said: "My master has turned into a fart machine. Wherever it passes, not even a blade of grass grows. In order to remove the poison, he recited the Heart Sutra three times, but it still didn't work. No wonder the master often said that Bodhisattvas are darker than those monsters." too much.

The face of Vajrapani Bodhisattva turned from red to blue, and he was choked to death for a while. He used his "other mind power" and looked into the hearts of Qin Ran and others, only to see nothing in the vast white area.

His eyes glowed with Buddha light, and when he was about to increase his strength, mysterious and complex black and white Taoist patterns suddenly appeared.

(End of this chapter)