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"According to our news, The Dark Knight Rises, directed by Gilbert Jr. and starring Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway and other superstars, opened its midnight screenings in 3800 theaters across the United States last night.

The film ranked sixth in the history of midnight box office with a box office of 1924 million US dollars, and the film also received unanimous praise from movie fans. "-Fox Morning News

"The Dark Knight Rises may be one of the most successful superhero movies in Hollywood, and even if the era of superhero movies comes, this movie will still shine." - The Hollywood Reporter

"Grand but credible, it is already an excellent finale. The only regret may be that Gilbert Jr. was unable to give another performance as breathtaking as Heath Ledger in this film." - The New York Times

“As Gilbert Jr. said: All great stories have great endings.

The ending was tear-jerking, and Gilbert lived up to his promise. The big picture was perfect, and the small settings were brilliant. He gave the Batman trilogy an epic ending it deserved. "-Variety

"For the final chapter of his Batman series, Gilbert Jr. gave this superhero movie an epic quality, and also gave his hero a gorgeous exit.

With the success of the Joker in the previous film, Gilbert Jr. focused on the villains Bane, Catwoman Selina and Robin John in this film.

There is still the crisis of destroying the city, there are still those hateful faces, and people are still worried.

But unlike previous superheroes who relied on individual superheroes to save the world, this time it is no longer Batman alone, but all the police and citizens unite to resist Bane's violent rule.

Just as Commissioner Gordon read a passage from "A Tale of Two Cities" at the end of the film, Gotham also completed a transformation like the French Revolution.

The villain Bane played by Dwayne Johnson is full of oppression, and his explosive muscle lines and flesh-and-flesh action scenes are very fascinating.

Although not as good as Heath Ledger's Joker, this Bane is comparable to Dwayne Johnson's other hated villain Adam Sledgehammer.

The emotional saturation of the film far exceeds the audience's tolerance, and the mixture of tears and laughter makes people feel relieved and the ending is very satisfying. "-"IMDB Film Critic Peter"

At Cantaloupe Manor, Anne Hathaway was reading these film reviews early in the morning, and she even read the part that praised herself very loudly.

"Jacqueline, why do you only read praises of yourself? Is there any criticism?"

"I'll look for it!"

Anne Hathaway flipped through the newspaper and shook her head: "Sorry, I can't find it."

“No Washington Post?”

"Uh, this newspaper has been blacklisted and is not allowed into Cantaloupe Manor."

“Who listed it?”

"Scarlett..."

Little Gilbert laughed. When "The Avengers" was released last year, "The Washington Post" criticized Scarlett Johansson's performance as Black Widow.

If it was just an acting problem it would be fine, but this newspaper actually said that Scarlett had hip and breast pads. Scarlett was so angry that she blacklisted this newspaper.

You know what, what The Washington Post said was right. When Scarlett was filming, she wore a black tights which slightly padded her hips, but her breasts were definitely not padded.

Little Gilbert had played with it often, so he knew exactly what it looked like.

The laughter and joy at the breakfast table did not disturb the huge sales of "The Dark Knight Rises".

A cinema in a commercial plaza in Santa Monica welcomed the first batch of audiences when it opened at 10 a.m. These audiences were undoubtedly there for The Dark Knight Rises.

Charlie and Jessica are a couple, both college students, who met at a party.

Those who have experienced college love relationships generally know that this is a relatively unstable relationship. In college, the guys who are more popular with girls are not the nerds, but the guys on the basketball or football teams.

Charlie is a nerd, so his friends say he is lucky to have a girlfriend like Jessica who is blonde and has a hot body. Charlie thinks so too, so he obeys Jessica in everything, fearing that Jessica will break up with him if she is unhappy.

Charlie's current state is seen as that of a bootlicker by Chinese netizens.

But he is quite successful as a dog licker. He was able to lick Jessica into bed, and he is considered a high-level dog licker.

On a normal weekend, the two of them would go out for a date, go shopping, watch a movie, and then go to bed. But today the order was changed because Jessica didn't get a ticket for the midnight show, so she chose to watch the movie in the morning.

And what she was watching was none other than a Little Gilbert movie. It turned out that Jessica was a fan of Little Gilbert.

That's terrible. Unfortunately, Charlie had become a staunch anti-Little Gilbert because of his previous arguments with extreme Little Gilbert fans.

Now that his girlfriend is going to see Gilbert Jr.'s movie, it is a devastating blow to him.

Should he continue to oppose Little Gilbert, or endure the humiliation for the sake of love? Charlie was very conflicted.

"I think that romance movie is pretty good. Don't you girls like romance movies?"

On the way to the cinema, Charlie tried to dissuade Jessica.

Jessica didn't listen at all: "I'm not an ordinary girl, I'm a huge fan, a die-hard fan of Gilbert."

As she spoke, Jessica clasped her hands together, with stars in her eyes: “Oh my God, why is there such a handsome and talented person?

If I could marry him, I would be so happy. "

When your girlfriend talks about another man in front of you and says that she likes him and wants to marry him, I believe few men can bear it.

Now Charlie's hatred for little Gilbert deepened. Isn't he just a little more handsome, a little richer, and a little more talented?

Besides these, what else does little Gilbert have?
Although Charlie had not watched Little Gilbert's movies carefully, he believed that the hype about Little Gilbert's movies was false.

How is it possible that someone could make movies for so many years without any failures and every one of them is a masterpiece? Unless Gilbert Jr. is not human.

So why did Charlie and Jessica go to the cinema to watch The Dark Knight Rises? Because he wanted to save the lost girl and her tortured soul.

Charlie was still startled when he walked into the cinema lobby.

"so many people?"

"Yes!"

Jessica looked excited: “Most of the people were fans of Gilbert Jr. and came early in the morning to see his new movie.

I looked at the fan group this morning and most of them have already gathered.

If it weren't for you this morning, I would have gone to a movie viewing event held by a local movie fan group in Santa Monica."

Hearing this, Charlie became more determined to save Jessica, the lost girl. How could a girl in her prime be harmed by a little Gilbert movie?

Walking into the theater, Charlie absentmindedly dealt with Jessica's excitement while observing the situation of the morning show.

The cinema they came to was one of the few in Santa Monica with an IMAX screen, and the morning show was also very crowded.

Charlie had also been to other people's movies, and those morning shows were usually not so full. (End of chapter)