Come on, Dr. Wu

Wen Xinhan and others learned about this not long after.

You know, only they know that although Chinese medicine is amazing, the more amazing thing is Wu Xiaofu himself! Doctor Han and Doctor Lu looked at each other with tacit understanding, as if asking each other with their eyes: "Do you have such ability?" Then they both shook their heads.

If Chinese medicine is really so magical, then in the vast land of China, I am afraid that Western medicine would not have been born at all. After all, the cost of taking a pulse is very little. In comparison, cumbersome and expensive examination methods such as blood tests and filming are really redundant.

Could it be that the Chinese people could not figure out this economic account? The two of them were already among the top Chinese medical professionals. Since even they could not do it, it was unlikely that other colleagues would be much better than them. Of course, Wu Xiaofu was definitely an exception.

In fact, at this moment, even they themselves had doubts about Wu Xiaofu's superb pulse-taking skills.

If he could diagnose the presence of a liver tumor, it might be plausible; but if he claimed that he could even accurately diagnose the specific type of tumor, that would be too absurd and bizarre!

Let alone seeing such a case, they have never even heard of it. Not to mention that they have never heard of it now, even when traditional Chinese medicine was flourishing in ancient times, it would probably be difficult to find such a case!

It must be said that Wu Xiaofu really showed off in front of the foreigners this time! Doctors Han and Lu secretly speculated that Wu Xiaofu must have integrated the knowledge of Western medicine and skillfully combined it with traditional Chinese medicine, so that he could accurately determine the specific type of tumor.

However, no matter what they felt at that moment, when faced with questions from others, they both nodded without hesitation and said, "That's right! Chinese medicine is so powerful, Chinese medicine is so cool! Now, you should know how powerful Chinese medicine, which has been neglected and ignored by you, is, right?"

Their attitude at this moment is very clear - since they can't explain the reason clearly, they simply don't bother to explain it anymore.

Foreigners' understanding of traditional Chinese medicine is mostly limited to various rumors and anecdotes, and these so-called legends may also come from some TV dramas produced in China.

In fact, not only foreign friends, but even many native Chinese people have basically the same understanding of Chinese medicine.

Wu Xiaofu's first encounter with traditional Chinese medicine, his strong interest in it and his deep sense of its power can be traced back to watching a TV series called "The Miraculous Doctor Xilaile". At that time, whenever he saw the protagonist Xilaile in the play just lightly taking the patient's pulse to understand the patient's physical condition, and then prescribing a few medicines to cure the disease immediately, he could not help but feel deep admiration and yearning for traditional Chinese medicine, and secretly sighed: "This traditional Chinese medicine is too amazing!" If it were not for his excellent college entrance examination results that year, it would seem a bit of a waste of talent to apply for the traditional Chinese medicine major. Otherwise, perhaps he would have already embarked on the path of traditional Chinese medicine.

However, fate is always full of drama. Who would have thought that Wu Xiaofu would become famous overnight because of his successful diagnosis of a child's illness? For a time, the name "Wu Xiaofu, the one who can touch your hand" swept the entire Meldor Hospital like a whirlwind.
Both the medical staff and the patients were familiar with it. After all, this was the hot news that occupied the headlines of the hospital for several days in a row! What made Wu Xiaofu feel helpless and funny was that since then, the place where he was suddenly crowded with people.

There was an endless stream of people coming to seek medical treatment, including not only many patients suffering from illness, but even some medical staff who came to see the doctor.

Some of these people hoped that Wu Xiaofu could take their pulse; some knew their own illnesses and just wanted to take this opportunity to test this famous young doctor; some even had no idea what illness they had and were looking forward to finding out the truth with the mysterious diagnosis and treatment methods of traditional Chinese medicine.

"Teacher Wu, please take a look at me! I feel that my wife's cooking skills have become more and more 'superb' in the past two years. The dishes she cooks are simply enough to murder her husband! My stomach is in such a mess and I often have diarrhea. Please help me take my pulse and see if there is any major problem with my stomach and intestines." The man said with a bitter face.

The woman was unhappy when she heard this, and immediately retorted: "What do you mean the more I do it, the more I feel like murdering my husband? Do you know how to speak? I haven't blamed you yet! It's obviously because the breakfast you made in the morning was inedible that upset my stomach!" As she said this, she glared at the man angrily.

"Oh, that's you, it's you!" the man retorted without giving in.

Wu Xiaofu, who was standing by, couldn't help but feel helpless when he saw the couple bickering. He thought: Are these two here to see me for medical treatment, or are they here to show off their affection?

They didn't look like they were really sick! If they felt uncomfortable in their stomach and intestines, they could just go to the hospital for a physical examination and a colonoscopy. But these two insisted that they were colleagues. It would be too embarrassing to take off their pants for a colonoscopy, and I heard that a colonoscopy is quite painful.

I don't know whether they don't want to do colonoscopy because they are embarrassed or they are afraid of the pain, anyway, they are hesitating here. Then I just heard someone say that I have the technology of painless pulse diagnosis, so they came to me immediately.

"Okay, put your hands up." Wu Xiaofu looked helplessly at the couple in front of him who were loving each other passionately. He couldn't help but think in his heart that it was not good. If the situation continued to develop in this way, it might not be as simple as "killing the dog"!

From their intimate and playful interactions, it is obvious that the couple are definitely the kind of people who like to have fun. But then again, being a doctor really requires such an optimistic and cheerful attitude, otherwise, facing so many separations and deaths and illnesses every day, life is simply unbearable and you must be extremely depressed.

Hearing Wu Xiaofu's call, the couple stopped what they were doing instantly as if they were under a spell, and then obediently stretched out their hands.

This was the first time in their lives that they had personally experienced the process of diagnosing a disease by taking the pulse. They were filled with curiosity and anticipation, and couldn't wait to see what would happen next and what the final result would be.

However, just as Wu Xiaofu placed his fingers on the wrist of the male doctor Qiao Lu, he heard a sharp and short inhalation sound - "hiss!"

Immediately afterwards, everyone saw that Wu Xiaofu's originally relaxed brows were twisted into a knot, and an extremely solemn expression appeared on his face.

This sudden change made Qiao Lu's heart sink suddenly, and he was completely shocked: What on earth is going on? Could it be that he has an incurable disease?

You know, the Meldor Hospital where they are is not a remote place. It has been connected to the Internet for a long time. Before coming to see Wu Xiaofu for treatment, the couple specially searched a lot of relevant information on the Internet. Among them, there is a widely circulated saying that is deeply imprinted in their minds: "When a Chinese doctor frowns when taking a pulse, you should know when a disaster is about to happen."

Is this sentence going to come true for me? Thinking of this, a layer of fine beads of sweat suddenly appeared on Qiao Lu's forehead, and his face turned pale as paper... Qiao Lu's fear became stronger and stronger, and even a layer of fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. Qiao Lu's wife, who was standing next to him, also disappeared without a trace of her relaxed and playful expression. She stood close to her husband, staring at Wu Xiaofu intently, and said in a trembling voice: "Teacher Wu, please tell us quickly, what happened to my Qiao Lu? No matter what the result is, we can bear it, please tell us frankly."

Hearing this, Wu Xiaofu's frown slowly relaxed, but then he said nonchalantly: "Oh, don't be nervous, it's nothing. I just suddenly remembered that I forgot to put the leftover bread in the refrigerator this morning, and I'm worried that it will go bad if I leave it for too long."

What? Just because of this? Qiao Lu was so angry that he cursed in his heart: "What a bad guy! This guy actually talked nonsense at such a critical moment!"

At this moment, he really wanted to rush out and buy Wu Xiaofu a whole refrigerator full of bread, then glare at him fiercely and shout, "Can you explain it earlier next time? You're so jumpy, it's really going to scare people to death!"

However, reason told him that he must not show any dissatisfaction with Wu Xiaofu. After all, Wu Xiaofu was the attending physician of the couple, and according to common sense, he must not offend him easily.

What's more, after some thought, Qiao Lu and his wife felt more and more that Wu Xiaofu's action was clearly intentional.

That's right, Wu Xiaofu did it on purpose. These two people had previously disregarded Wu Xiaofu, and actually showed off their affection unscrupulously in front of him. How could he tolerate this? Therefore, he came up with this trick to scare them, so that they would know what it meant to show affection and scare them quickly.

"Teacher Wu, please be kind and stop teasing us. Help us find out what's going on." Qiao Lu behaved more obediently and sensibly at this moment, and spoke quickly.

To be honest, after hearing Wu Xiaofu's explanation that his frown was not due to his illness, he felt relieved. However, this relief did not last long, because in the blink of an eye, Wu Xiaofu's brows, which had been relaxed, were tightly knitted together again.

Humph! Just the same old trick! Qiao Lu snorted inwardly, thinking: I won't be fooled as easily as before, and I will never let Wu Xiaofu get what he wants.

As the saying goes, every failure makes you wiser. It is impossible for a person to fall on the same stone twice in a row. At this moment, Qiao Lu had made up his mind. No matter how Wu Xiaofu tried, he would never ask him again.

Qiao Lu's wife also had the same idea. She also thought that Wu Xiaofu looked down on them. This was the second time he had played this trick. He still wanted to scare them? It was just a foolish dream!
However, what they never expected was that the next question Wu Xiaofu asked made them suspicious again. Wu Xiaofu asked expressionlessly, "Have you had more bowel movements in the past two days?"

"Yes, not just these two days. I've had this problem before, on and off, for two years now. It's even worse during this period. Otherwise, why would we consider doing a gastroscopy? Teacher Wu, you don't know, this is still very dangerous. You can't take off your pants casually, especially boys, you have to protect yourself.

When I was doing the gastroenteroscopy, I lost consciousness once I was anesthetized. After I woke up, I still didn't know why my anus was hurting.

Well, you have to be especially careful with a pretty girl like Teacher Wu. Many people here like people like Teacher Wu."

Qiao Lu's words immediately confused Wu Xiaofu. Is this a serious statement?
However, they still have to be a couple. Qiao Lu's wife was not shy when she heard this, and said directly, "Then why don't you find a female doctor to do a gastroscopy for you?"

"I want to ask a female doctor to do a gastroscopy. Do you agree?"

"Then I definitely don't agree."

"Right."

"Humph, you act like I'm jealous. If I find a male doctor to do a gastroscopy for me, will you agree?"

"That's definitely not possible."

……

Seeing the two start fighting again, Wu Xiaofu felt a little headache. "Stop, that's enough, let's get back to the disease itself."

What is going on? Can these two make this place even darker? But Wu Xiaofu has indeed become more careful. It seems that he really needs to protect himself in the future. After all, he is really pretty.

Looking at the two people who had calmed down, especially Qiao Lu, Wu Xiaofu didn't know whether to praise him for being generous or to say that he was slacking off. "Qiao Lu, you are also a clinical doctor. Although your specialty is not digestion, you are still able to judge basic conditions, especially your own condition. Do you think your digestive system symptoms are normal during this period?"

Is it normal!
Qiao Lu's mood suddenly became heavy. If everything was normal, he would not have considered doing a gastrointestinal endoscopy, and he would not have been so anxious to come to Wu Xiaofu for a check-up.

Recently, not only has he been defecating more frequently and his stools are unformed, he also has dull pain in his stomach, which has become more and more severe over time, and he has even begun to show signs of weight loss. It would be fine if these symptoms were only short-term, but this has lasted for more than a year.

At this point, it would be stupid for Qiao Lu not to know that Wu Xiaofu was not joking this time.

"Teacher Wu, I'm not really in trouble, am I?" (End of this chapter)