The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 145: Missing Teacher Zeng
Chapter 145: Missing Teacher Zeng
After the Spring Festival, everyone came back one after another.
At the same time, Teacher Zeng also received news that the chairman of the residents' committee had immigrated and the position of top leader was vacant. The street committee would select the next chairman based on the performance of fire extinguishers. Best of all, the resident committee chairperson can hang the photo in the apartment lobby.
In order to let the apartment residents who come and go appreciate his handsome appearance, Teacher Zeng decided to work hard.
3603 in the living room.
Teacher Zeng held a bottle of red fire extinguisher and said to Xiang Yu: "Xiang Yu, do you feel that your room is missing something?"
Xiang Yu looked at the fire extinguisher carried by Teacher Zeng, and then said to Teacher Zeng's expectant eyes: "Well, my room does lack a mistress."
Teacher Zeng was immediately discouraged, shaking the fire extinguisher and saying, "I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about the fire extinguisher."
"Okay, I'll buy six bottles first, two bottles for each suite." Xiang Yu didn't bother to tease Teacher Zeng. For the money, it would be nice to have a fire extinguisher in the suite.
"This is too little. Two bottles are not enough for one suite. Two bottles for one room." Teacher Zeng shamelessly refused to leave, determined to get rich.
"Two bottles are enough, no more." Xiang Yu refocused his attention on the game in front of him and refused.
Teacher Zeng ran in front of Xiang Yu, blocking Xiang Yu's view of playing games, and said with a flattering smile: "Two bottles are really not enough, buy more. When I become the chairman of the residents' committee, I will treat you to dinner."
"Please treat me to dinner first. You already owe me several meals." Xiang Yu remembered that Teacher Zeng had promised several times but had not yet fulfilled it.
"Then how much can you buy?" Teacher Zeng started to bargain.
Xiang Yu put down the controller and asked Teacher Zeng, who was always making trouble, "How much do you want to sell?"
Teacher Zeng said loudly: "The more, the better." Anyway, as long as I sell more than the other two vice-chairmen, I can become the chairman.
Hearing this, Xiang Yu quickly waved his hand and said, "Then you wait until I think of a solution. You can first ask other people if they want to buy it."
"Okay, I'll wait for your good news." Teacher Zeng pinched her orchid fingers, twisted her huge buttocks, and walked out.
Xiang Yu felt goosebumps all over the floor.
Teacher Zeng took a short step forward and came to 3601, ready to eliminate Zhanbo, the second largest company.
Yifei was at the stove, busy making handmade chocolates, while Wanyu was watching Yifei's making process.
"Hey~, what smells so good?" Teacher Zeng put down his briefcase, took out the fire extinguisher and put it on the table.
Yifei turned around and said with a smile: "I'm making explosives. When I make the first one, I'll blow you up."
"Goodbye, then. Fortunately, Xiang Yu ate quickly and killed most of your sashimi last time, otherwise we would all suffer. Tell me, what kind of poison are you using this time?"
After saying that, Teacher Zeng raised the fire extinguisher and was on guard against Yifei.
Yifei clenched her fists and gestured at Teacher Zeng. Teacher Zeng was so frightened that he backed away. Yifei then smiled and stopped.
"Wanyu, have you seen Zhanbo?" Teacher Zeng asked Wanyu.
"I don't know. During this period, he doesn't know what Tiantian is busy with. He hasn't seen anyone for several days. What do you want from Zhan Bo?" Wan Yu said, holding her chin.
"I'm going to ask Zhan Bo if he wants to buy a fire extinguisher?" Teacher Zeng shook the fire extinguisher again and showed it to Wanyu.
Then, Teacher Zeng told the story of how he struggled to sell three bottles of fire extinguishers to 375 households.
"Okay, seeing how miserable you are, Teacher Zeng, I'll buy a bottle for my colleague. How much does it cost?" Wan Yu took out her wallet and asked Teacher Zeng.
"Three hundred and eighty bottles." Teacher Zeng made a very happy offer after hearing Wanyu say she wanted to buy it. "Then I think it would be good for you to be the vice chairman." Wan Yu smiled awkwardly and put away her wallet.
After Yifei heard this, she fooled Teacher Zeng. Teacher Zeng felt that she had been greatly inspired and began to design unique marketing actions and prepare to promote it again.
Xiang Yu has been playing for a long time, and finally cleared a level that he had been stuck on for a long time. After saving the save, he was going to go to the bar to kill some time and find something to eat.
When I went out and went downstairs, I saw Teacher Zeng using an extremely obscene gesture to sell to the residents on the first floor.
Xiang Yu quickly stepped forward and pulled Teacher Zeng away. Teacher Zeng was not embarrassing anyone. If he walked with Teacher Zeng in the community in the future, he might be pointed out.
"Teacher Zeng, your marketing method is ineffective." Xiang Yu pulled Teacher Zeng aside and said. Xiang Yu just thought that he might have to wear a mask when going out, but now he must wear a mask.
"I know, I went from the 12th floor to the first floor without selling a single bottle." Teacher Zeng was very disappointed. He didn't expect that the marketing slogan and posture he designed were so bad.
Teacher Zeng looked at Xiang Yu who was gloating about his misfortune and said, "By the way, didn't you say you wanted to give me some advice?"
Xiang Yu raised his eyebrows and said, "Then treat me to dinner."
Teacher Zeng patted his chest and said, "No problem, as long as it can be sold."
"Then you listen to my plan." Xiang Yu began to describe the plan he had just thought of to Teacher Zeng.
"Is this possible?" Teacher Zeng was very doubtful about Xiang Yu's plan.
"What is the pain point of marketing? This is it. And don't you think it is a very just thing for us to do this? We think about their property and lives, and we are even responsible for every customer. Isn't this enough? I think it should Call this plan the 'Ultimate Fire Extinguisher Marketing Plan.'"
Xiang Yu reviewed his plan. Although it was a temporary idea, it just works.
Teacher Zeng shouted to Xiang Yu who pressed the elevator door: "Isn't there a higher level one? And why do you want to go upstairs?"
"I'm afraid I'll get slapped when I go out." Xiang Yu turned around and smiled.
"Then I'm not afraid anymore?" Teacher Zeng was speechless. The blame falls on me, so what are you afraid of?
"You can also change your clothes, but with so many fire extinguishers, have you figured out how to bring them?" Xiang Yu waved his hand indifferently and reminded Teacher Zeng.
Teacher Zeng thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll go find Uncle Wang, the concierge of the apartment, to borrow a tricycle."
Xiang Yu saw the elevator coming down and said as he entered the elevator: "Okay, let's meet at the apartment door."
Xiang Yu prepared a lot, putting on a hat, scarf and mask, for fear of being recognized later.
Teacher Zeng rode a tricycle and visited the businesses around the love apartment. When entering, he first checked whether there was a fire extinguisher. If there was one, Teacher Zeng went directly out to the next store.
If he encounters a merchant who does not have a fire extinguisher, Mr. Zeng will go up to sell him first. If the sales fails, Mr. Zeng will stand at the door of the merchant and pretend to call the fire department in front of the boss to report the fire safety failure.
Normally, the boss would compromise before Teacher Zeng finished the call.
Of course, if Xiang Yu hadn't followed behind, Teacher Zeng might not have been able to return to the apartment intact. After two hours of hard work, Teacher Zeng rode an empty tricycle, humming a tune, and drove Xiang Yu, who was eating a deluxe version of hand cakes, back to the apartment.
After returning the tricycle to Uncle Wang, Teacher Zeng was very excited and ran to Yifei to show off.
Of course, what happened later was that Teacher Zeng failed to put out the fire with a model fire extinguisher, but poured a basin of water on Yifei's head.
Teacher Zeng, who was not beaten by the merchant, returned to the apartment and was brutally beaten by Yifei.
(End of this chapter)
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