The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 163 Zhang Wei went bankrupt
Chapter 163 Zhang Wei went bankrupt
3601 living room.
Suddenly, from 3602 next door, Yifei screamed: "Ah~~!"
Teacher Zeng and Xiang Yu were very used to the girls screaming in the apartment and continued to eat breakfast.
Yifei took her own Conan comic book and angrily came to 3602 and asked: "Which of you bastards drew a circle on the second page of my new comic book and wrote that this is the murderer."
Teacher Zeng laughed loudly, but under Yifei's murderous gaze, Teacher Zeng immediately stopped his smile and said seriously: "I didn't do it."
Yifei turned to look at Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu glanced at the comic book in Yifei's hand and said, "It has nothing to do with me, but I recognize the handwriting."
Yifei relaxed his muscles and said: "Tell me quickly who did it. I will send him to see Conan today."
At this time, Zhang Wei walked out of the room. Xiang Yu took a sip of milk and pointed at Zhang Wei.
"Zhang Wei, did you do this?" Yifei opened the comic book and confirmed to Zhang Wei.
"Yes, is my guess wrong?" Zhang Wei admitted calmly.
Yifei was so angry that she rolled up her sleeves and said, "Who asked you who the murderer is? I will let you know what a murderer is today."
Zhang Wei hid behind Teacher Zeng and shouted, "Wait a minute, it's illegal to hit someone. My IQ is just a little higher than yours. I only deduced the murderer after reading two pages."
Yifei smiled and said, "Your IQ is higher than mine?"
Zhang Wei replied firmly: "Yes, and my reasoning ability is definitely better than yours."
Yifei's ears directly filtered out all the information, and she only heard Zhang Wei saying he was better than her.
Sure enough, Yifei directly pulled Zhang Wei into an intellectual competition.
In the first round of reasoning, Zhang Wei relied on his unconventional operation of washing seven socks in five days to defeat Yifei in reasoning.
Zhang Wei sang with a smile on his face: "Today I won five yuan~ Today I won five yuan~"
Teacher Zeng came close to Xiang Yu and whispered: "Zhang Wei dares to win Hu Yifei's money. He wants money at the risk of his life!"
Xiang Yu thought for a while and said: "Zhang Wei also said a few days ago that he would handle money-related matters in accordance with the law. Today I broke this rule. I guess Fei will not let him go."
Xiang Yu reminded Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, just give up when you're ready. It's not easy to win Yifei once."
Without waiting for Zhang Wei to answer, Yifei crossed her arms and said with a smile: "Next game, fifty."
Zhang Wei, who was dazzled by money, immediately agreed: "Fifty, no problem, just come up with the question."
So Teacher Zeng and Xiang Yu watched helplessly as Zhang Wei went from winning five yuan, to losing five yuan, to losing five hundred, and finally lost all kinds of things, until Zhang Wei bet the right to use his room.
Xiang Yu quickly stopped and said, "Yifei is the one who came up with the questions. Zhang Wei, you can't beat Yifei. Enough is enough."
Yifei said with an indifferent expression: "Okay, let's change the question to someone else."
Youyou, who didn't know when she came to watch, said excitedly: "I'll come, I'll come."
Zhang Wei was sweating, his hands were trembling and he said: "I want to take back everything I lost. Youyou, please come up with the questions."
Youyou thought for a moment and said, "Why are most people who believe in Buddhism in the north?"
Zhang Wei was so nervous at the moment that his head turned into paste, "Because~because~"
Yifei crossed her legs and said, "Because of Namo Amitabha."
Youyou patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Zhang Wei, your right to use the room is gone."
Xiang Yu also had a pained face. Zhang Wei didn't listen to this kid. He should know what it means to lose everything by now.
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Zhang Wei packed his luggage and gave up his room.
Xiang Yu sat on the sofa and teased Zhang Wei, who looked depressed: "Zhang Wei, didn't you say a few days ago that money-related matters should be handled in accordance with the law?"
Zhang Wei held his head and looked extremely frustrated, "I was wrong, I shouldn't have been involved in anything related to gambling."
Teacher Zeng encouraged Zhang Wei: "You can go to Yifei and tell her that the gambling debts involved in gambling are invalid."
Zi Qiao smiled and said: "I don't know whether the law recognizes it as valid, but I know that Yifei definitely recognizes it as valid."
Guan Gu comforted Zhang Wei and said, "Go to Yifei later to admit your mistake. Yifei will probably forgive you."
At this time, Yifei came to 3602, walked up to Zhang Wei and sang proudly: "Your room belongs to me~, your room belongs to me~, hey hey hey hey~ hey!" Yifei didn't look back after singing. Just left.
Youyou walked in and informed: "From now on, Zhang Wei's room will be changed into a laundry room. Thank you for this."
Xiang Yu said to the four people on the sofa: "Teacher Zeng, are you three just watching Zhang Wei being bullied?"
Zi Qiao shuddered and remembered the spider last time, "We challenged Yifei last time and lost badly."
Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "I have a free room. You can stay for a few days, but you have to find a way to get your room back. If you don't win it back, you will have to pay another rent."
After Zhang Wei heard this, he finally regained some energy and said: "It's too late to say anything now. I originally wanted to win glory for the boy, but now I really have no glory."
That night, Xiang Yu thought Zhang Wei would sleepwalk, so he decisively blocked Zhang Wei's door with a table after Zhang Wei entered the room. At night, Xiang Yu was sleeping soundly when he suddenly felt a chill. Xiang Yu touched his quilt and opened his eyes in a daze.
A dark figure stood beside the bed. Xiang Yu lifted up the quilt and threw it over. Then he was ready to kick towards the black shadow beside the bed.
Fortunately, Xiang Yu woke up quickly, and his feet stopped on Zhang Wei's chest, still a little away from SpongeBob's head.
"My beloved concubine, I am here to pamper you," Zhang Wei murmured to himself.
Xiang Yu's face turned green when he heard this. This was a night attack. Xiang Yu got up helplessly and turned on the light. Looking at Zhang Wei wandering around the room, Xiang Yu didn't dare to wake up the sleepwalker at will, so he could only let it go. Zhang Wei swayed back and forth.
Xiang Yu watched Zhang Wei staggering out of the room with his arms stretched out.
Xiang Yu rolled his eyes and thought that he couldn't enjoy this thrilling feeling alone. He found a rope and tied it around Zhang Wei's waist. He pulled Zhang Wei's waist with the rope and walked towards 3602.
Quietly opening the balcony glass door of 3602, the living room was dark.
Zhang Wei was still behind him at this moment, crying: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"Your Majesty, please visit your beloved concubines." Xiang Yu said, pulling Zhang Wei to Teacher Zeng's door and gently knocking on Teacher Zeng's door. Xiang Yu hid aside.
Teacher Zeng opened the door in a daze, and Zhang Wei rushed towards Teacher Zeng like a zombie. Teacher Zeng was caught off guard and was directly entangled by Zhang Wei.
"My beloved concubine, my beloved concubine" Zhang Wei murmured in Teacher Zeng's ear.
Teacher Zeng only felt that he was about to ascend to heaven, and pushed Zhang Wei away with all his strength, but Zhang Wei changed his lines: "The bold assassin dares to pretend to be my beloved concubine. Come and protect me."
Before Teacher Zeng turned on the light, Zhang Wei closed his eyes, avoided the tables and chairs, came to the middle of the living room and shouted loudly, "Help, come and help!"
Ziqiao and Guangu were also woken up one after another, and Xiang Yu turned on the light in the living room.
Guangu looked at Zhang Wei wandering around the living room and wondered: "So, Zhang Wei is sleepwalking?"
"Absolutely. It's probably because I was an orphan since I was a child. I finally had a home, and Yifei had to change her room into a laundry room. The loss of my home was a huge shock for a while, so I started sleepwalking." Xiang Yu thought for a long time before finally Think of a reasonable explanation.
"We can help pay off the gambling debt, but we can't help with the use of the house. Unless~" Teacher Zeng knows Yifei's character very well. If Yifei says that she wants to renovate the laundry room, she will definitely take action.
The three of them turned their attention to Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu immediately explained: "Don't look at me like this. Even if I win Yifei, Yifei can't take the initiative to return the right to use the house, and Zhang Wei is Yifei takes the initiative to challenge. Unless Zhang Wei can beat Hu Yifei once."
"Then what do you think will happen if we send Zhang Wei to 3601 now?" Zi Qiao didn't know what he thought of, with a lewd smile on his face.
"Haha, if you accidentally enter a girl's boudoir, you will be beaten to death." Guan Gu interrupted Zi Qiao's reverie with a smile.
Xiang Yu pointed at Zhang Wei who was wandering around the living room and said in confusion: "But why do you think Zhang Wei can avoid these tables and chairs while sleepwalking?"
Teacher Zeng thought about his tragic experience and said: "It's probably like Hu Yifei can still activate the bomb while sleeping. They all have an instinct."
Zi Qiao thought for a long time and finally came up with an idea: "How about we send Zhang Wei from the balcony here to the balcony of 3601? There should be no danger through the glass. If Yi Fei sees Zhang Wei's miserable appearance, If you can’t bear it, the house will come back soon.”
"You can try it."
"Yeah~ I agree."
"Tie it tight, otherwise it will be dangerous if you break free and go downstairs."
"Keep your mouth shut too, otherwise if you wake up Yifei and the others in the middle of the night, you will have to be sent back."
After a lot of trouble, Zhang Wei was tied tightly to the balcony. Teacher Zeng very considerately took out a quilt and covered Zhang Wei. Four sneaky figures quietly left the 3602 balcony.
The next day, Zhang Wei had two more slap marks on his face.
"Now, I'll give it back to you. And this quilt is so ugly, I'll give it back to you." Yifei pushed Zhang Wei to the living room of 3602.
Xiang Yu couldn't help but feel sorry for Zhang Wei: "Yifei, you are too harsh. Zhang Wei's face has become fat twice."
"I didn't hit him, you can ask him yourself." Yifei clapped her hands and left.
Zi Qiao immediately asked out of curiosity: "Zhang Wei, don't you see, you are so brave, you actually dare to peek into a girl's bedroom. Tell me what you saw?"
Zhang Wei covered his face and said with a depressed look: "What? I woke up in the morning and I was tied up in the corner of the balcony of 3601 for some reason. I wanted to find someone for help, but my mouth was blocked."
"Skip the nonsense and get to the point." Zi Qiao interrupted.
Zhang Wei simply explained: "Oh, I knocked over the clothes drying rack and was about to make some noise and call for help, but the clothes on the clothes drying rack covered me. Yu Mo thought he was a pervert and slapped me twice."
At this time, Yu Mo came to the living room of 3602. Zhang Wei immediately got up and hid behind the sofa, "Yu Mo, I have already explained it. I am really not a pervert!"
"I know, that was a misunderstanding. This is compensation for you, to reduce swelling." After Yu Mo finished speaking, he put a small bottle on the coffee table.
Zhang Wei walked out cautiously. While applying medicine, Zhang Wei complained: "Do you know what happened last night?"
"I don't know." The four of them shook their heads in unison.
Xiang Yu took Teacher Zeng and the three of them to have a small meeting. If this continues, there will be no need to sleep at night.
(End of this chapter)
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