Chapter 177 Mary Sunny Tracy
  3603 living room.

Zhang Weizheng was concentrating on writing a paper on his laptop, while Xiang Yu was reading quietly.

Suddenly 3603's landline phone rang.

Hearing the phone ringing, Zhang Wei, who was sitting on the sofa, picked it up without waiting to speak.

Zi Qiao ran in in a hurry and saw that Zhang Wei had answered the phone. He quickly whispered: "Wait a minute, wait a minute."

Zhang Wei heard Zi Qiao's words and said to the phone: "Wait a moment." Then he covered the phone's mouthpiece.

Zi Qiao quickly said: "Listen, they are probably looking for me. If it is Mary, just say that I went to Antarctica for inspection and I haven't come back yet."

"Oh."

Zi Qiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said again: "Wait a minute, if it's Sunny, just say that my shingles is not cured yet and I am in isolation in the hospital."

"Oh."

Without waiting for Zhang Wei to turn around to answer the phone, Zi Qiao patted Zhang Wei's shoulder again, hesitated and said, "Hey, and if it's Tracy, just tell her that I'm going back to South Korea to serve in the military tomorrow. There’s a place to wait for her.”

Xiang Yu smiled and asked Zi Qiao: "Ziqiao, you should find a good reason, otherwise we will have to let you eat kimchi next time."

Zi Qiao thought for a while and said, "I will definitely think of a general reason next time."

Zhang Wei finally answered the phone, "Hello, are you looking for Xiao Bu? Who are you? Linda?"

Zhang Wei covered the microphone again, turned around and asked, "What did Linda say?"

Zi Qiao was stunned and said subconsciously: "Linda? Why did I forget about her? She is dead now."

"Hey, Linda, Zi Qiao is dead." After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he immediately hung up the phone.

Zi Qiao said speechlessly: "What are you doing? Who asked you to tell her that I am dead?"

Zhang Wei continued to write the paper and replied without raising his head: "Didn't you ask me to say that?"

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Zhang Wei is right. Next time someone calls, I will use this reason."

Seeing that his good deeds had been ruined, Zi Qiao complained to Zhang Wei: "I'll kill you with a mouthful of salt soda. Isn't that why I didn't make it up?"

"Then you compile it slowly." Zhang Wei transformed into a ruthless coding machine and continued to write a twenty-five-page paper on property law.

Xiang Yu asked with some confusion: "Why didn't you leave your mobile phone number?"

Zi Qiao smiled mysteriously and said to Xiang Yu: "I told the girl that I was abroad, but in the end I received calls from domestic mobile phones. Is this normal?"

Xiang Yu stared at Zi Qiao for a while and said, "This is normal, but you must have used this excuse before, and it was exposed by some woman, so you changed it to leaving your phone number."

Zhang Wei lowered his head and wrote the paper and said: "I have to submit a 25-page paper on property law on Sunday. I have just started writing it now. I beg you to please let me be quiet for a while. My head is about to explode."

Zi Qiao said excitedly: "This is a good reason. Write it down. If Kimbo comes to see me later, I will tell you this."

After saying that, Zi Qiao ran away.

Xiang Yu looked at Zi Qiao's back, smiled, turned to Zhang Wei and said, "Let's change places. I'll answer the phone later. You can write your paper well."

After a while, another call came.

"Hey, are you looking for Ziqiao? Who are you? Mary?"

"It's like this. Zi Qiao met with a car accident and unfortunately died. It was so sudden. We will have a memorial service at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. You can come and pay homage to him then. He was still calling your name before he died, Mary. "

Hearing this, Zhang Wei raised his head and asked doubtfully: "Aren't you afraid that Zi Qiao will cause trouble for you if you do this?"

Xiang Yu simply explained: "I don't do this. After a while, there will be many beautiful women calling me every day to curse me."

According to Zi Qiao's urine, this guy may have told many girls the phone number of 3603. When he wakes up in the middle of the night to answer the phone, he will be a girl crying late at night, or a girl who is empty, lonely and cold. It's scary to think about it.

Xiang Yu thought for a moment, then called back Linda's number and told Linda that there would be a memorial service at 9 o'clock tomorrow and he hoped she could come to attend.

Sunny, Tracy and Kimbo called one after another, and Xiang Yu all said the same thing.

When there was no call again, Xiang Yu decisively called Zi Qiao and said: "Ziqiao, a beautiful woman just said that she asked you to meet me tomorrow morning. The location is right, but it is a bit far, but the beautiful woman said that you will definitely go. of."

The next morning, Xiang Yu observed that 3602 Zi Qiao had gone out and hung up Zi Qiao's portrait in 3602's living room. Xiang Yu set up the photo frame, placed a piece of white cloth underneath, and then pasted the A4 paper he printed under the portrait.

"My dear, when you saw me again, we were already separated by yin and yang. I'm sorry, I love you and this world, but it's just not up to you and me. I left so suddenly, we didn't have time to say goodbye, and I left , take good care of yourself, remember to eat on time and don’t stay up late. I’m gone, and you have to learn to take care of yourself.

We crossed paths briefly, and the tide ebbed at the end, paying homage to this encounter. I am very happy to be with you. If possible, please put a chrysanthemum for me. It will bring you to miss me. Finally, I hope you can bring my humor to the world and make the world laugh for me again. "

At this time, Teacher Zeng, Guan Gu and Zhang Wei also came out of the room one after another. Seeing this scene, they were so surprised that they couldn't open their mouths.

Teacher Zeng took Xiang Yu's arm and asked anxiously, "Isn't this true? I saw Zi Qiao happily going out to pick up girls in the morning."

Xiang Yu explained while busy setting up the scene: "Of course not. Recently, Zi Qiao keeps leaving my room's phone number randomly. I plan to take advantage of Zi Qiao's absence to do something and teach him a small lesson."

Guangu smiled at the photo of Zi Qiao with his eyes wide open on the wall and said, "I know, you hung Zi Qiao's photo on the wall. That's called dying with your eyes in peace."

Teacher Zeng said doubtfully: "But if you do this, Zi Qiao will still leave the phone number of Suite 3603 next time. You can only remove Zi Qiao's spare tire."

Xiang Yu smiled mysteriously and said to the three of them: "So, I need your help. You don't want to think that all the calls you will receive in the future will be from beauties looking for Zi Qiao. And maybe you can make money later."

"Okay, tell me, what do you need us to do?" Zhang Wei immediately agreed when he heard that it was profitable.

Teacher Zeng and Guan Gu thought about it and nodded in agreement.

Xiang Yu checked that the time was almost up and quickly made arrangements: "Teacher Zeng, you are responsible for selling flowers, one flower is twenty. Guan Gu is responsible for acting as a family member, Zhang Wei, you are responsible for collecting the money, and I am responsible for going downstairs to greet and send them off." , to prevent beauties from bumping into each other, and the profits will be shared equally in the end. By the way, I also invited an ancient-style band, so don’t be surprised later.”

When the time came to 8 o'clock, Mary, dressed in white and with red and swollen eyes, came to the sixth floor.

Xiang Yu hurried forward to greet him, "Hello, are you here to attend the memorial service?"

"Yes, I am Xiaobu's girlfriend, Mary."

"plz follow me."

"That's what happened. It was very sudden. We are also very sorry. We can only hastily hold a small memorial service for Xiaobu."

Mary cried and said: "Little Bu, how can a flower carry the thoughts I miss you? That flower seller over there, come here, I want all your flowers."

Teacher Zeng looked confused and sold a large bouquet of chrysanthemums in the basket to Mary.

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up as he watched, this business is so easy to do.

When Mary gave the money to the widower, Guangu bowed and thanked her as a family member.

Xiang Yu approached Mary and said, "As Xiao Bu's friends, we also want to fulfill Xiao Bu's last wish and make the world smile for him again."

Xiang Yu clapped his hands at the invited ancient-style band and signaled it to begin.

About a dozen men and women, all dressed in fairy-like Hanfu, holding various guqins, flutes, and other musical instruments, finished the song.

They lined up in two rows and bowed to the portrait, clasping their fists and saluting: "We are ordered to welcome the Immortal Lord back! Please return the Immortal Lord to his place!"

Xiang Yu, who had finished shooting the video, came to the stunned Mary and pretended to be sad. He handed the beauty a memory card and said: "I hope you can post this video online and send it to your friends. Please help." Zi Qiao fulfilled his last wish and made the world smile for him again."

"Don't worry, I will definitely fulfill Xiao Bu's last wish." Mary took the memory card and held it tightly in her hand.

After sending Mary away, Xiang Yu quickly asked Teacher Zeng to collect the chrysanthemums placed under the portrait and put them in the basket.

Then came Sunny at 9 o'clock, Tracy at 10 o'clock, Linda at 11 o'clock, and Kimbo at 12 o'clock.

After sending Kimbo off, Xiang Yu and others quickly cleaned up the scene. After settling the band's money, they began to divide the spoils.

Zhang Wei put the banknotes on his face and said with regret: "It's a pity that Zi Qiao can't die every day, otherwise we will get rich."

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "Remember, nothing happened today, we don't know anything."
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  postscript.

At that time, the wave of immortal heroes brought by the Immortal Sword had not yet dissipated, and such an interesting farewell ceremony spread widely.

Xiaobu, who always likes to follow the clues, was also discovered by his girlfriends that he was following the wrong advice.

As a result, Ziqiao's trumpet Xiaobu was completely destroyed, and this also tells the story later.

(End of this chapter)

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