The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 179 Comic Exhibition Group of 4
Chapter 179 Comic Exhibition Foursome
The bar downstairs of the love apartment.
Xiang Yu curiously looked at Guan Gu, who had been giggling at the bar, and asked Guan Gu, "You've been giggling for a long time. Why are you so happy?"
Sekiya said a little shyly: "I made an appointment with an online friend to meet at a bar."
Zhang Wei added: "It is said to be a female netizen."
Xiang Yu suddenly understood and said with a smile: "Guan Gu, you obviously don't know the three major tragedies that are currently happening among netizens."
Guangu became interested and walked to Xiang Yu and asked: "What are the three major tragedies?"
Xiang Yu raised three fingers and pointed at Guan Gu and started to popularize science: "The first type is death by exposure to light; the second type is death by voice; the third type is contrast."
Zhang Wei thought for a while and said: "I know the first one, but I have never heard of the second and third ones."
Guan Gu asked in confusion: "What is the way to die by exposure to light?"
Zhang Wei immediately responded: "Usually you can't see your face when chatting online, but as soon as you meet someone and the other person doesn't like your appearance, you will end the game immediately. It's called death in the light!"
Guangu continued to ask: "What are the second and third types?"
Seeing that Guan Gu was also very curious, Xiang Yu began to explain: "Voice killing means that as soon as you open your mouth, the other person's words are not pleasant, so that others will be discouraged. It is called voice killing. The third type is, for example, chatting with 伱 text He was very humorous at first, but when he met you, he was very taciturn. This kind of personality contrast is called a contrast situation."
Xiang Yu is very familiar with the routines of online dating. The routines of later generations are much richer than now. Guangu's life-long love is deeply impressive. With the skills of online dating, it is better to let Guangu chase Youyou.
Xiang Yu directly reminded: "By the way, have you ever called your female netizen?"
Guangu explained a little embarrassedly: "Her name is Xiaoman. We have never called each other, we have always been text chatting."
Xiang Yu smiled and teased: "Then you should make a call to confirm. It will be bad if you are like the cross-dressing boss Zi Qiao last time."
Guan Gu shuddered when he heard this and said, "Xiang Yu, what you said makes sense. I'll confirm it now."
Zi Qiao came over from nowhere and said: "Recently, I have found that the difficulty of picking up girls has increased sharply. Guangu, what is the situation with online dating? I am going to expand my channels for picking up girls."
Guan Gu threatened Zi Qiao: "If you dare to come here and cause damage, you will be dead."
Xiang Yu couldn't help but look at Zhang Wei when he heard Zi Qiao's difficulty in flirting with girls. The last trouble seemed to have worked.
Zi Qiao rolled her eyes at Guan Gu and said, "Don't worry, I won't attack your netizen. He might be a foot-picking guy with hairy chest."
Guangu thought for a while, went to the side to make a phone call, and then came back in despair.
Xiang Yu asked with concern: "Guan Gu, what's wrong with you?"
Guangu hesitated for a moment and said: "I seem to have encountered the second type, voice killing."
After saying that, Guangu explained the reason to everyone. Xiaoman and Guangu talked on the phone for a while, and within two minutes she told him that she had something to do and couldn't come. The reason was that the gas leaked at home. She would make an appointment next time.
"Why is this happening? Is there really a gas leak in her house?" Zhang Wei looked at Guangu with confusion. It was really strange that he stopped coming so soon.
Xiang Yu spread his hands and said: "Although I don't know women, Xiaoman is definitely not because of the gas leakage at home. Maybe he thinks there is something wrong with your accent. But the reason of gas leakage at home is indeed too hasty. At least it should be made up. For example, the water pipe in the toilet at home exploded, such a reason."
Xiang Yu doesn't know why some people would just give up because of issues like accent. If women who are primary school teachers are like this, what about long-distance relationships?
Zhang Wei smiled and said: "You still say you are not dating online? You are being let go."
"It's really not true. I thought we were friends we could talk to. I didn't expect me to be so annoying. Is my accent really so disgusting?" Sekiya became angrier as he spoke.
Xiang Yu quickly comforted Guan Gu and said, "No, we are still very used to it."
Guangu's accent is strange. It hasn't happened for a day or two, but this is the first time I've seen Guangu so angry.
Zi Qiao said with an indifferent expression: "Guan Gu, don't be angry, there are so many single girls, just find the next one."
Xiang Yu thought for a while and said: "Ziqiao, what you said makes sense. Think about it, you have reached an agreement now and it is not appropriate to separate. This is a good thing!"
"Is this a good thing?" x3
Xiang Yu pondered for a moment and explained: "You have reached an agreement that it is not suitable and you are separated. You have avoided wasting time, money, and feelings. Shouldn't you be happy? Why should you be sad?"
Then Xiang Yu took Zi Qiao as an example: "Zi Qiao broke up with my sister and the breakup was successful. Do you think Zi Qiao should be happy? It's like you go to negotiate a contract and the contract is negotiated. Shouldn't you be happy?"
Under Xiang Yu's secret change of concept, Guangu also felt that he shouldn't be sad.
Hearing this, Zi Qiao immediately exclaimed: "What you said makes sense, genius. Your explanation is so amazing. I never thought that my breakup would be such a happy thing. I have to remember this theory." Come down."
Guangu hesitated and said, "So, I should be happy about this, but I can't seem to be happy."
Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "Zi Qiao, let's take Guangu to have some fun." When he heard about having fun, Zi Qiao immediately started smart search, "Let me think about it, there is an exhibition recently."
Guangu still looked unhappy and said, "I'm not interested. You can go ahead. I want to go back."
Zi Qiao immediately added a condition: "This is the International Animation and Game Expo. I heard there are many two-dimensional girls."
Xiang Yu directly pulled Guan Gu out, turned to Zhang Wei and said, "Let's go, Zhang Wei will come with us."
Zhang Wei hesitated and said, "It will definitely cost money to go to the Comic Expo."
Zi Qiao immediately smiled and said: "Don't worry, I know the internal staff and can bring you in directly, but we need to change a set of equipment."
An hour later, Conan's version of Guan Gu Qingqiu, Dynasty Warriors' version of Lu Bu's Lu Ziqiao, Xichu's Overlord version of Xiang Yu, and SpongeBob's Pajamas version of Zhang Wei appeared at the comic show.
"Zhang Wei, if you don't like cosply, we can also wear normal clothes." Zi Qiao, who had attracted countless eyeballs along the way, couldn't bear it anymore. If it was normal, he would probably be very happy at this moment, but with SpongeBob, this is weird The painting style is really eye-catching.
"This is my cosplay. I like Spongebob the most." Zhang Wei was not generally satisfied with his clothes.
Xiang Yu didn't care at all. The equipment of Xichu Overlord was bought from the crew with Yuyou's help. He was so handsome that the Overlord's spear hit the ground.
Xiang Yu shouted to Zi Qiao: "Who are you? Do you dare to tell me your name?"
Zi Qiao played with his Fang Tian painted halberd and laughed loudly: "I am Lu Bu, the ghost god. Who are you?"
"I am the Overlord of Western Chu!" Xiang Yu also became playful.
Although everyone is an adult, the man is still a teenager until the day he dies, and the four of them start to wander around the comic exhibition while having fun.
"Guan Gu, look at your Japanese version of Conan, it's very popular!" Xiang Yu said to Guan Gu, who looked happy.
Guan Gu is so handsome, and Conan's lines are also imitated very much. When Xiang Yu was taking pictures of Zi Qiao, someone came up and wanted to take a photo with Guan Gu.
When Zi Qiao saw Guan Gu meeting a beautiful woman, he was also excited and said, "I'm going to find my Diao Chan. My Diao Chan must be waiting for me in some corner."
After saying that, he said to the beautiful woman nearby: "Are you my Diao Chan?"
Zhang Wei looked at Zi Qiao's actions in amazement, "Zi Qiao's speed is too fast, what if he is rejected?"
Xiang Yu pointed a gun at Zi Qiao's back and said, "Keep watching."
Zi Qiao failed immediately at the first one, but Zi Qiao continued to face the next beauty without any discouragement: "Are you my Diao Chan?"
Zhang Wei rubbed his hands and said happily: "Then it's time for me to find my Patrick Star."
As soon as he finished speaking, a man with a good figure and wearing Patrick's flesh-colored clothes passed by and said to Zhang Wei: "Are you my Spongebob?"
Zhang Wei immediately stopped, stared at the man fiercely and said: "No, I'm not! You have found the wrong person, you are not my Patrick Star."
Xiang Yu burst out laughing with joy. Zhang Wei's Spongebob look and Zhang Wei's fierce eyes were so hilarious.
Apartment 3601 at the moment.
Youyou asked Yu Mo who was sitting in a daze on the sofa: Yu Mo, what are you thinking about while you are in a daze and giggling? "
Yu Mo said: "Oh, I was just a little distracted and was in a daze for a while."
Youyou was a little confused: "Then why are you giggling?"
Yu Mo smiled and said, "I made a new friend today, so I'm very happy."
"Friend?" Youyou asked tentatively: "A man?"
"Of course, he's still a handsome guy." Qin Yumo nodded without hesitation.
"Okay, Yu Mo, you are very lucky, bring it out to us tomorrow." Youyou bumped into Yu Mo's shoulder with a smirk on her face.
Yu Mo was a little embarrassed: "No, I don't have the thoughts right now, but the handsome guy is eye-catching after all, and he is a fashion stylist. We have a lot in common."
Youyou asked with great interest: "Do you have any photos? Let me see how handsome he is. I can make you fascinated."
Yu Mo thought for a moment and said, "Wait a minute, I secretly took a picture and sent it to you. It's really handsome."
Youyou picked up the phone, took a look at it, and commented: "He is indeed a very handsome guy."
(End of this chapter)
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