The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 259 Little Hamster Version of Teacher Zeng
3601 living room. There were bursts of miserable screams.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch," Teacher Zeng was moaning, covering his cheeks, like a dying deer.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, your swollen cheeks look quite cute, like a hamster."

With a smile on her face, Yifei sat next to Teacher Zeng and pressed her fingers on Zeng Xiaoxian's face. She couldn't help but chuckle as she pressed.

Xiang Yu and others heard the screams and carefully pushed open the door of 3601. Teacher Zeng looked a little miserable, and his cheeks were swollen.

Xiang Yu sat opposite Teacher Zeng and joked to Teacher Zeng: "Yifei, this is domestic violence! Teacher Zeng, I support your fight."

Zhang Wei immediately straightened his clothes, stood at the door, and shouted to Teacher Zeng: "Teacher Zeng, I can be your attorney and accuse the defendant Yifei of committing heinous atrocities against you."

Yifei rolled up her sleeves, cracked her fingers, and said with a smile, "Really?"

Xiang Yu immediately changed the topic and asked Teacher Zeng, "What's wrong with Teacher Zeng?"

Teacher Zeng groaned and couldn't speak. Yifei explained: "Zeng Xiaoxian's wisdom teeth seem to be inflamed. Look, they are swollen like a hamster. They bounce back when you press them. They feel like jelly!"

Zi Qiao thought about it while holding the milk and said, "It shouldn't hurt, because I have no impression of pain at all."

Zhang Wei found a thin rope and tied one end to Teacher Zeng’s wisdom teeth, and the other end to the door handle of 3602.

Xiang Yu thought about it and couldn't imagine what Zi Qiao could do. Could it be that Zi Qiao also knew the secret recipe for tooth extraction?
Zi Qiao took out a pair of pliers from nowhere, smiled at Teacher Zeng and said, "As long as you are steady and firm, you can extract the tooth in one second and there will be no future troubles."

Yifei touched Teacher Zeng's hamster-like cheek and said with a smile: "Warrior, you can do it. As long as you are fearless of the cold pliers and the heavy hammer, you don't need anesthesia."

Zhang Wei got up and found an ice pack from the refrigerator and handed it to Teacher Zeng.

Xiang Yu also used this method to extract teeth when he was a child, but at this moment, Xiang Yu felt something was wrong.

Teacher Zeng took the ice pack and applied it to his face. Finally, he stopped complaining about the pain.

Xiang Yu touched Teacher Zeng's cheek curiously and said, "Teacher Zeng, don't worry, your anesthetic will have absolutely no side effects. The prerequisite for hurting the brain is that you have to have a brain."

Zhang Wei rarely seriously popularizes science: "This is called the door-open tooth extraction method. I have tied your wisdom teeth and the door handle. All you have to do in a while is to wait here. As long as someone opens the door, you can use others to open the door." The force of the door will instantly pull your tooth down. Scientific research shows that without a person knowing it, the force of opening the door multiplied by the torque can completely pull out the tooth."

Teacher Zeng looked at Zhang Wei's confident look and nodded hesitantly.

Teacher Zeng immediately crossed his hands in front of him, as if he would not pull out the tooth even if he killed me. How could this method of tooth extraction be painless?

Zi Qiao came to 3601 to look for food. When she saw Teacher Zeng holding her cheek and screaming, she said with some confusion: "Teacher Zeng, you were slapped in the face. It's swollen like this. Why don't you use an ice pack?"

When Zhang Wei came back from get off work just now, he passed by the publicity stand of the subdistrict office and picked up two leaflets, which came in handy at this time.

Teacher Zeng refused and said: "I won't go. Tooth Love Day, I heard it was created by dentists for promotion. They used advertising slogans like "extract one, get one free", which made it clear that you have to cut leeks. Besides, tooth extraction is a must. I need to take anesthesia, what if it hurts my wise and powerful brain?"

"What if I don't get anesthesia and it hurts to death? Ouch." Teacher Zeng moved his cheeks as he spoke, and groaned again.

Xiang Yu picked up the flyer and sighed: "It's already September 20th. Time flies so fast!"

Zi Qiao sat down with the milk and said with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, I know a way to help you extract your teeth."

Zhang Wei took out the leaflet he had brought back, walked in and said to Teacher Zeng: "Teacher Zeng, why don't you go get your wisdom teeth extracted? Today is World Tooth Love Day, and there is a discount on tooth extraction. One extraction gets one free." .”

Teacher Zeng immediately woke up after hearing this and shouted: "Yes, ice pack! Ouch~" Teacher Zeng moved his cheeks again when he spoke.

Zhang Wei thought for a while and said: "In the orphanage, we usually use the open-door extraction method, which is not painful at all."

Teacher Zeng turned around and asked seriously: "Does it hurt?"

Xiang Yu remembered that Teacher Zeng failed to extract a tooth, but he couldn't remember how he failed, so he simply looked at it for a while.

Before Xiang Yu could figure out what was wrong, there were footsteps outside the door. Yifei had a smile on her face and whispered: "Coming, coming, someone is coming."

Only then did Xiang Yu realize what was wrong. He had his teeth pulled out when he was a child! This is the extraction of wisdom teeth, not the extraction of baby teeth.

Xiang Yu quickly explained to Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei who looked puzzled behind the door: "Mr. Zeng, didn't you find something wrong with Zhang Wei's tooth extraction plan? You are not extracting baby teeth! Teacher Zeng is not a child. ”

Zhang Wei understood what he said and quickly stepped forward to untie the door handle.

Before Xiang Yu finished speaking, Guan Gu suddenly pushed open the door of 3601 and hit Zhang Wei on the head with a bang.

"Haha~ Oops~" Teacher Zeng burst out laughing, and accidentally moved his cheek again.

"Hahaha"

This method must first open the door outwards!
Zhang Wei rubbed his head. Fortunately, the force was not strong and it didn't hurt very much.

When Guangu opened the door and accidentally bumped into Zhang Wei, he quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, Zhang Wei, why are you behind the door? Did I hurt you just now?"

Zhang Wei waved his hand and said: "I just touched my head. My head is strong, it's okay." Zhang Wei and Guan Gu were about to sit on the sofa when the thin rope originally tied to the door handle fell from Zhang Wei's hand. on the ground.

Teacher Zeng walked towards the sofa. Guan Gu stepped on the string under his feet. Teacher Zeng was in a hurry to get the ice pack and walked a little faster.

In an instant, Teacher Zeng was accidentally pulled by the rope and staggered. Teacher Zeng lost his balance and fell to the ground face down. His already swollen cheeks became even more swollen at this moment.

Xiang Yu, Zhang Wei, Yifei, Ziqiao and Guangu, who didn't know the situation, were shocked.

Yifei quickly took Teacher Zeng's hand and helped Teacher Zeng up.

Teacher Zeng covered his bulging cheeks with one hand and his head with the other and cried loudly.

Zhang Wei patted the miserable Teacher Zeng on the shoulder, suppressed a smile and said, "Teacher Zeng, are you okay?"

After figuring out the cause of the matter, Sekiya said with a smile: "There is a very useful method in Japan. Teacher Zeng, do you want to give it a try? Baseball hitting tooth extraction method!"

Teacher Zeng asked helplessly: "Does it hurt?"

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Is this also a method for extracting deciduous teeth?"

Guangu thought for a while and said: "Actually, as long as you are strong enough and fast enough, wisdom teeth can be removed. Otherwise, why do TV dramas often say that you will be beaten with teeth all over the floor?"

Zi Qiao took out the pliers again and said, "My pliers are also good. They are stable, accurate and strong, and they have both speed and strength."

Yifei thought for a moment and said, "If you only need speed and strength, then use my method."

After saying that, Yifei took out an Indian costume and a bow and arrow from the room.

Teacher Zeng was surprised and said: "Wow, what do you want to do?"

Yifei looked excited, "Just tie a rope behind the arrow and tie your wisdom teeth. When I shoot the arrow, the wisdom teeth will fly away instantly."

At this point, Yifei sang impromptu, "I want to fly higher~"

Xiang Yu quickly stopped Yifei, who was eager to bend his bow and shoot the eagle.

"The methods you mentioned are all used to extract deciduous teeth for children. Teacher Zeng, this is wisdom tooth inflammation, and it is definitely different from the methods used for children." Xiang Yu admires Teacher Zeng's tenacious vitality. Someone else should be played with died.

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said seriously: "Teacher Zeng, open your mouth. Let me take a look at the condition of your wisdom teeth first."

With tears in his eyes, Teacher Zeng said aggrievedly: "I don't want it~. You just want to trick me into opening my mouth and pulling out my teeth."

Xiang Yu thought for a while and had to find another way, "Teacher Zeng, it's not a problem if you continue to be in pain like this. How can you host on the radio like this? Don't you want to be a host?"

Teacher Zeng muttered: "I asked Nuolan to ask for leave for me."

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said with a smile: "If you take leave, Nuolan will be hosting the show alone. By then the radio station will find that the ratings of the show will be better without you. Teacher Zeng, you should be fired."

Teacher Zeng was huddled up on the sofa. Hearing this, he immediately raised his head and said weakly: "What should I do? Even if the tooth is extracted, I won't be able to host the program for several days."

Xiang Yu really didn't expect this. It seems that no matter what, Teacher Zeng will not be able to host the show these days.

Yifei touched Teacher Zeng's head and coaxed, "I'll accompany you to the hospital to see if your wisdom teeth are inflamed and you don't necessarily need to extract them."

Upon hearing this, Teacher Zeng confirmed again: "Really?"

Yifei said seriously: "Of course it's true."

Teacher Zeng was on the sofa and said aggrievedly: "Yifei, you must want to trick me into taking me to the hospital and then extract my teeth."

Yifei said patiently: "I promise you just go and have a look. If you have inflammation, you don't necessarily need to extract the tooth. Maybe you can take some anti-inflammatory medicine and it will be cured."

The atmosphere turned pink in an instant, and Xiang Yu quickly waved to Zi Qiao and others, signaling everyone to leave, leaving space for Yifei and Teacher Zeng.

Seeing that everyone had left, Yifei touched Teacher Zeng's hair and said comfortingly: "If you are willing to go to the hospital, so be it. Next time I hit you, I will save some strength."

Upon hearing this, Teacher Zeng immediately became motivated and stretched out his little finger to hook Yifei.

Yifei was so angry and funny that she stretched out her little finger and hooked Teacher Zeng's little finger, "Pull the hook and hang yourself. It won't change for a hundred years."

After saying that, Yifei pulled Teacher Zeng up from the sofa, "Let's go, maybe we can get a discount if we go today."

Teacher Zeng complained in a low voice: "Isn't it just a matter of extracting the upper and lower wisdom teeth at the same time? I would rather not get one for free."

Teacher Zeng didn’t seem to know anything about tooth extraction.

(End of this chapter)