The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 367 Let’s watch the meteor shower together
Chapter 367 Let’s watch the meteor shower together
3602.
Youyou, Ziqiao and Yifei finished shopping and saw a yellow tent in the living room as soon as they entered.
Youyou shouted in confusion: "Wow! What's going on?"
The three people immediately stopped at the door.
Zi Qiao approached carefully and asked doubtfully: "Isn't this a flying saucer?"
"Are you here to pick up Zhan Bo?"
Speaking of flying saucers, Yifei immediately thought of Zhanbo.
Youyou said with some confusion: "Aliens can also get lost?"
At this time, there was a sudden movement in the tent, and at the same time, a black shadow flashed through the curtain.
Youyou exclaimed: "Something is moving."
Yifei immediately took out her own method of dealing with unknown creatures and took out a kitchen knife from her bag.
With an excited look on his face, he said: "No matter what it is, let's kill it with a knife first."
The three of them slowly stepped forward, and suddenly a face suddenly appeared at the opening of the curtain.
Zi Qiao was shocked and said: "I saw a pair of evil eyes, not only ugly but also vulgar!"
"it's me!"
A helpless voice suddenly came from the tent.
Youyou wondered: "Teacher Zeng?!"
Teacher Zeng urged: "Let me out quickly, I can't get out."
Youyou asked doubtfully: "Are you camping inside?"
When Xiang Yu and Nuo Lan came over, Ziqiao and Youyou were sitting on the sofa watching Teacher Zeng set up a tent.
Nuo Lan sat on the sofa and asked doubtfully: "What's so interesting about setting up a tent? Are you bored?"
Youyou smiled and said: "There is really nothing interesting about setting up a tent, but it would be very interesting if a person locked himself in the tent and couldn't get out."
Xiang Yu also wanted to know how Teacher Zeng did it. The zipper was on the outside and he could still shut himself in. This was really not something that ordinary people could do.
So, Xiang Yu and others sat on the sofa and watched Teacher Zeng setting up the tent.
Teacher Zeng rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "This is all a small accident, harmless. How about my masterpiece?"
Xiang Yu thought seriously for a moment and said doubtfully: "The tent is good, but I still don't understand how you locked yourself in."
Teacher Zeng poked his head out of the tent and said proudly, "Don't underestimate my tent. This is a smart tent that can automatically sense weather changes."
Zi Qiao asked in confusion: "What is the use of automatically sensing weather changes?"
Teacher Zeng replied proudly: "Of course it works. For example, if it rains heavily outside, my tent will automatically turn into a closed space to ensure that I will not get wet from the rain."
Xiang Yu and Nuolan couldn't help but widen their eyes. Isn't this a function that all tents have?
Youyou smiled and said, "Really?"
Teacher Zeng got into the tent confidently, and then announced loudly: "Start simulating rain now!"
Suddenly, several jets of water spurted out from the top of the tent and fell directly on Teacher Zeng’s head. Teacher Zeng was so wet that he was completely stunned.
"Hahaha" x4
Teacher Zeng wiped the water on his face and said: "None of this is important. The important thing is that the tent Xiaohei gave me is very high-end. It is said that it will take three adults an hour to complete it. And I actually spent it alone. It took three hours to complete! And...I didn’t read the instructions at all!”
Zi Qiao mocked while drinking milk: "Actually, we are still curious about how you locked yourself in."
Teacher Zeng sneered: "Vulgar! You are just jealous of my talent! This is a kind of talent, an innate talent! I have only now discovered that I actually have such a great talent!"
Yifei walked in and said disdainfully to Teacher Zeng: "Hey, it doesn't matter, everyone in our apartment is talented!"
In order to set up a tent, Teacher Zeng did not go shopping with Yifei. Yifei saw Teacher Zeng's arrogant look and was very unhappy. She actually refused to go shopping with me because of a broken tent.
Teacher Zeng asked doubtfully: "You can also set up a tent without reading the instructions?"
Yifei smiled and said: "Of course not this kind of stomachache. I mean other aspects:
For example, I was born with ninjutsu! "Speaking of this, Yifei immediately performed a flick and a dodge.
Zi Qiao is attracted to the opposite sex! "Zi Qiao immediately took the pose.
Yoyo can cry within three seconds! "Yuyou cried instantly.
Xiang Yu can do magic! "Xiang Yu casually took away the cup in front of Zi Qiao.
"Nuo Lan's logical analysis ability! Yu Mo is very talented in makeup, Zhan Bo is talented in mathematics and computers, and Guan Gu is imaginative, so he can draw and cook. As for Meijia,
Youyou immediately added: "She has dimples, and she can also talk to small animals!"
Zi Qiao immediately added: "I can prove that Meijia often instigates Cai Cai to attack me."
"Our talents seem to be more useful than yours."
"Cut~"
Teacher Zeng interrupted Yifei who wanted to continue speaking. It seemed that her talent in setting up tents was of no use.
Teacher Zeng became autistic and got into the tent by himself.
Seeing that her goal of revenge had been achieved, Yifei left 3602 happily.
Youyou smiled and squatted at the edge of the curtain to comfort her: "Teacher Zeng, it's okay. Although the tent-building technique is worse than the wall-penetrating technique, invisibility technique or teleportation technique, it's still better than nothing!"
Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Actually, Teacher Zeng is very talented, otherwise how could Yifei fall in love with Teacher Zeng?" After hearing this, Teacher Zeng immediately rushed to the curtain again, staring with a pair of evil and wretched eyes!
Teacher Zeng said excitedly: "So what is my talent?"
Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, most people will fall to the ground after being hit by a fee, but you are different. Your innate talent is that you are thick and can withstand beatings."
Teacher Zeng felt that he needed to calm down. This talent seemed to be of no use.
Youyou said with a smile on her face: "Mr. Zeng, don't be discouraged. This talent is actually very useful. For example, it gives you the talent of being cheeky!"
Teacher Zeng glared at Youyou fiercely from the curtain,
Seeing that Teacher Zeng was so ignorant of current affairs, Youyou pulled up the zipper of the tent again with a smile on her face.
Xiang Yu pulled Nuo Lan out, walked to the door and suddenly said loudly: "Simulate a thunderstorm!"
"what!"
Teacher Zeng immediately felt numb all over, "End the simulation! Hurry!"
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"The Pegasus meteor shower, which occurs once in two thousand years, will arrive at 9:30 this Saturday night. Many astronomy enthusiasts will gather at the Sheshan Observatory over the weekend to wait for this thousand-year event. It is reported that the Pegasus meteor shower and meteors Like punches, it can reach a frequency of one hundred per second..."
Yoyo and Meijia, best friends, are cuddling together on the sofa watching TV, and they are also feeding each other with crispy horns on their fingers.
Meijia said excitedly: "It's amazing!"
Youyou said with a longing look on her face: "A miracle that happens once every two thousand years, if you can see it with your own eyes, it will definitely be very romantic."
Meijia and Youyou looked at each other and said in unison: "Go to Sheshan!"
The next day, the bar downstairs of the iPartment.
Meijia said excitedly: "Let's all go to Sheshan to watch the Pegasus meteor shower this weekend! Jesus has never seen this meteor shower that occurs once in two thousand years. We can't miss it. It would be a pity if we miss it!"
Xiang Yu was a little helpless. If there really was a meteor shower, Xiang Yu wouldn't mind staying in a tent in the wild for one night.
But he knew that there was no meteor shower, only thunderstorms, so he had no desire at all.
Zhan Bo asked curiously: "Meteor Fist, is there a Comet Fist?"
Guan Gu asked: "Where is Sheshan?"
Ziqiao asked, "Who is Jesus?"
Xiang Yu asked: "Can you change the place?"
Meijia said excitedly: "This is not the key. The key is that this is a meteor shower that occurs once in two thousand years!"
Youyou then added: "Think about it, we have only lived for more than 20 years, and we have already encountered mudslides that have not been seen in fifty years, sandstorms that have not been seen in eighty years, and major earthquakes that have not been seen in one hundred and twenty years! Now we have not seen them in two thousand years. Meteor showers that others may not encounter in their lifetimes are so worth it!”
Xiang Yu secretly cursed that as long as he stayed in the apartment for two years, he would naturally encounter things that others would never encounter in several lifetimes.
Meijia continued: "Astronomy enthusiasts from all over the world have traveled thousands of miles to come to Sheshan. How can we be left out?"
Yifei looked at the two of them suspiciously and asked, "Are you astronomy enthusiasts?"
Youyou replied calmly: "No."
Yifei asked speechlessly: "What does that have to do with you?"
Meijia smiled and said: "But we are camping enthusiasts, right, Yoyo."
"Yes, I like to go camping the most."
Youyou began to describe the camping scene in her heart: "Snow-capped peaks, lavender all over the mountains, with our backs to the roaring waterfalls. We sat next to the tall grain piles and listened to my mother's stories about the past."
Sekiya said with some fear: "Camping is too scary, why do you have to sit next to the ashes?"
"It's not a grain pile, it's ashes, ah!" Youyou looked at the confused group and asked, "Don't you think this picture is very beautiful?"
Xiang Yu sighed and said, "This scene can only be seen in dreams."
Nuolan leaned against Xiang Yu and said with a smile: "I want to go to something as romantic as the meteor shower."
Xiang Yu nodded and said, "Okay, if my wife wants to go, I will naturally support it."
Nuo Lan smiled and said: "Who is your wife?"
Xiang Yu said seriously: "You, we have met our parents."
Zhanbo told Guangu Science: "Sheshan is just a hill, with an altitude of less than 100 meters. There is no snow, no waterfalls, no lavender, and no high ashes."
Meijia looked at the few people who were still arguing and pleaded: "Let's go on an outing together."
Guan Gu hesitated and said, "But you don't know Sheshan at all. It's too dangerous."
Xiang Yu patted Guan Gu on the shoulder and said, "Guan Gu, there are no snakes in Sheshan."
Guan Gu wondered: "Then why is it called Snake Mountain?"
Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said seriously: "Maybe it's because the mountain is shaped like a snake."
Meijia smiled and said: "It doesn't matter what mountain it is, the important thing is the meteor shower! When the meteors streak across the night sky, we can make a wish!"
Zi Qiao said disdainfully: "What wish can you make?"
Yifei took the note from Meijia's hand and said: "Lu Ziqiao plugs the toilet in the toilet, buys cans without pull tabs, buys milk tea without straws, eats watermelon with watermelon seeds, always gets jumped in line, and can never get on the bus. All girlfriends will become monks within one year!”
Teacher Zeng said excitedly: "I also agree. My talent has finally been put to use. As the saying goes, my natural talents must be useful. I can show off my magic skills while camping outdoors!"
Yifei finally concluded: "Then we have decided happily! Let's go to Sheshan together on the weekend!"
(End of this chapter)
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