The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 375 Teacher Zeng’s new sponsor

TV studio.

Lisa Rong joked to Teacher Zeng with a smile on her face: "Zeng Xiaoxian, congratulations. Not only do you have a new sponsor, but a reporter actually wants to interview you."

Teacher Zeng nodded expressionlessly.

Teacher Zeng didn’t know whether he was happy or sad. Last time he hosted a funeral for someone else, although it didn’t end well.

But as the sponsor, the boss was quite satisfied and promoted Teacher Zeng.

So Teacher Zeng not only had a new sponsor, but also received an interview from a reporter for the first time.
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Love Apartment 3602.

Although most of the time, everyone in the apartment is casual, but occasionally we will discuss some serious topics.

In order to cope with the interview, Teacher Zeng collected some common questions and then asked them to everyone.

Teacher Zeng closed his notebook, leaned on the sofa and said with a depressed look on his face: "Didn't there be anything worthy of a close-up in the first half of my life?"

Xiang Yu thought carefully for a while and then said: "I think the most worthy of close-up in the first half of your life is that you chased Yifei and made a huge contribution to the world."

"Agree" x4
Zi Qiao smiled and joked: "Teacher Zeng, isn't it just a third-rate tabloid interview? Is it necessary to prepare so carefully?"

Teacher Zeng rolled his eyes at Zi Qiao and said mockingly: "What about you? Apart from eating and waiting to die, what else do you have in your life?"

Ziqiao put down the potato chips in his hand and said with a serious face: "Teacher Zeng, sometimes you can only see the tip of the iceberg, because there is a deeper version of me hidden under the water."

Xiang Yu decisively retreated behind Teacher Zeng and warned in a low voice: "Teacher Zeng, be careful, Zi Qiao may intend to reveal his true identity and attack you."

Teacher Zeng immediately picked up the pillow on the sofa and held it in front of his chest, "Ziqiao, I know I am very attractive."

Zi Qiao interrupted with a speechless expression: "I have collected twelve zodiac signs, twelve zodiac signs, and thirty-four ex-girlfriends from different regions, and I am moving towards the greatness of fifty-six different ethnic groups and 224 different countries. Moving forward ideally. My life is definitely worthy of a close-up.”

Xiang Yu muttered: When Zi Qiao completes his great ideal, he may start targeting people of different genders.

Zhan Bo thought for a moment and then understood what Zi Qiao meant, and asked in surprise: "Why is it so small?"

Guangu shook his head, put down the comic in his hand, and joked: "Because the girls Zi Qiao picks up have too many repetitions."

Zi Qiao spread his hands and said, "You can't blame me for this. I can't know the girl's details in advance. When I found out, I found out that she was another type I had been with."

Youyou leaned on the sofa and consoled her with sincerity: "Grand nephew, can't you honestly find a girlfriend, fall in love, and get married?"

Teacher Zeng thought for a while and said: "The purpose of studying since childhood is to get into a good university. After you go to university, you have to find a good job. Once you find a job, you will be urged to find a partner. If you have a partner, you will be urged to buy a house and get married. That's it. As if you have to move forward all the time in life?"

Zi Qiao said speechlessly: "This is Zhang Wei's life script. Teacher Zeng, you got the wrong script."

After saying that, Zi Qiao added disdainfully: "Is buying a house and getting married something worthy of a close-up? Such a life is not fun at all. There is no rehearsal in my life, it is live broadcast every day."

Xiang Yu thought about his past life and said with emotion: "Yes! I always feel that most of us have a persistent anxiety about time. We have to fill our lives to the fullest to be complete. Taking a break is like a crime. This kind of end-of-life situation seems to be a crime. Life is so terrible, I don’t want to live it, I’m too tired…”

Suddenly, everyone's attention focused on Xiang Yu. Anyone could say this, but only Xiang Yu, who had five days off a week, was not qualified to say it.

Xiang Yu looked at everyone's eyes and said: "Okay, what I mean is that there are some things that we can't do until we get old, and there are some things that should be done now. For example~"

Zi Qiao immediately interrupted: "For example, you can wait until I get old and then ask me to pay back the money!"

"Pfft~"

Guangu laughed suddenly.

Teacher Zeng lamented: "My life is so boring. Zhan Bo's life is interesting. He studied calculus at the age of eight and was recommended to Tsinghua University. Later he went to MIT and traveled around the world before he was thirty."

At this time, Yifei walked in with his apprentices Zhuge Dali and Meijia.

Xiang Yu smiled at Yifei and said, "Yifei, Teacher Zeng just said that his life is boring."

Yifei waved her fist and said, "Really? I will send him to start the next phase of his life now."

Teacher Zeng immediately added: "I mean, without you Yifei, my life would be meaningless. Xiang Yu took it out of context."

After saying that, Teacher Zeng immediately moved away, and Yifei, Meijia and Dali sat down.

Xiang Yu looked at Dali's sad face and asked, "Dali, why don't you look happy?"

Zhan Bo guessed: "Did you not give face to the teacher during class and find fault with the teacher? Then the teacher sued your parents?"

Youyou immediately came to the mental gossip and said: "Is he still the same male teacher who cried when you made mistakes last time?"

Zi Qiao smiled and said: "Male teachers are men too. It's normal to make mistakes. Once or twice."

Zi Qiao paused and continued: "Three times, four times, five times, five times, six or seven times, it's not bad."

Yifei glared at Ziqiao and then explained: "No, Dali just didn't do well in the exam, so she's unhappy."

Hearing this, Xiang Yu exclaimed: "How often does Dali fail in the exam?" From the time he met Dali, a little lolita, Xiang Yu had never heard of Dali having any problems in his studies, other than being first.

Dali explained with a depressed look on his face: "In this Chinese language test, I only scored 85 points. For the 30-point Chinese reading comprehension question, the teacher only gave me 10 points."

Yifei consoled her: "My good disciple, it's okay. Even if the author himself comes here for reading comprehension, he may not be able to get full marks."

"Agree" x5
Zi Qiao nodded seriously and said, "I understand. Reading comprehension questions are indeed difficult."

Meijia sarcastically said: "Hey~ Master Lu still understands this?"

Zi Qiao glanced at Meijia and said with a smile: "Once, Xiao Hei and I were picking up girls together at the bar. Two girls fell in love with me at the same time. They were fighting each other. I asked Xiao Hei what to do. Xiao Hei Hei said, just give me one. Then I gave him one. Afterwards, Xiao Hei said that I don’t care about brotherhood.”

Zhan Bo asked with some confusion: "Why?"

Teacher Zeng put his arm around Zhan Bo's shoulders and said, "Xiao Hei said he would be given one, not that Zi Qiao would be given one."

Only then did Zhan Bo suddenly realize: "Oh~ I understand! This reading comprehension is really difficult."

Zhuge Dali thought for a while and said seriously: "I think science is better, especially mathematics. One is one, and two is two."

Hearing this, Xiang Yu couldn't help but think deeply, how could I remember that Dali, a little lolita, should like physics the most.

Youyou walked closer to Yifei and Meijia and said, "Sister Yifei, not only did Teacher Zeng have a new sponsor, but she also went to be interviewed by reporters."

Yifei raised her eyebrows and said with a smile, "This is a good thing!"

Youyou asked: "Sister Fei, is there anything worthy of a close-up in the first half of your life?"

Yifei thought for a moment and hesitated: "Become a female doctor?"

Teacher Zeng looked shocked and dumbfounded, and asked, "What about me? Am I not the most important achievement in the first half of your life?"

"Pfft~"

Xiang Yu couldn't hold back his smile and said after laughing: "Mr. Zeng, you may be Yifei's big failure in the first half of her life."

"Ha ha ha ha"

In an instant, everyone laughed happily together.

Facing everyone's teasing looks, Teacher Zeng tried to cover himself with a pillow.

Nuolan smiled and comforted: "Teacher Zeng, for ordinary people, the greatest thing may be to pay off the mortgage. For people who like to travel, traveling around the world may be the most worth mentioning in life. Everyone is different.”

Seeing that Teacher Zeng was about to become autistic, Yifei changed the subject and asked, "What does your new sponsor do? Can we get discounts on future purchases? Or send us some new products for use."

Teacher Zeng immediately changed his expression when he heard this, and said with an embarrassed look: "I don't think we should use it."

Suddenly everyone became curious. We have men, women, and a little kid like Dali here. What can we not use?
Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath, "My new sponsor."

"What is it?" Everyone held their breath.

Teacher Zeng closed his eyes and said, "It's a funeral company."

Everyone immediately looked at each other. Are the TV stations accepting all advertisements these days?
Zhan Bo asked doubtfully: "Are you selling graveyards? Does your program really accept advertisements from any sponsor?"

Teacher Zeng opened his eyes, looked at everyone's confused looks, and explained: "If it were an ordinary funeral company, the program team would naturally not accept such an advertisement. But this one is different, it is very high-end."

Yifei wondered: "How high-end?"

Teacher Zeng explained: "This funeral company is a foreign company, and this advertisement is to push the business to the forefront of the commercial stage.

Its main projects are digital star burial and physical star burial.

Digital star burial is to send electronic photos, videos, etc. to space, and the price starts at about 666 yuan.

Another kind of "physical star burial" can put physical objects into satellites and launch them into space, and put photos or relics of the deceased into space and send them into space through launch vehicles.

In addition, a positioning program will be launched to know the location in real time, and you can also express condolences to your deceased relatives and friends in heaven.

If you don't want to go to space, scatter your ashes on the bottom of the sea or on the top of a mountain.
In short, there are only places you can’t think of, and there is no place they can’t deliver! "

Xiang Yu pondered for a moment and said: "This project sounds really novel. It would be interesting if the astronauts suddenly saw my photo of my body when they looked out the window of the space capsule."

Seeing everyone's interest, Teacher Zeng continued: "In addition, this company also provides special customized services. For example, three thousand people in black will see you off. In short, it will give you more face."

Guanyu was shocked and said: "Si Guoyi, I will also customize one in the future. Teacher Zeng, I think we can use it!"

Teacher Zeng corrected him: "Remove our word "men", thank you!!!"

(End of this chapter)