Chapter 381 Mimi Monster

3601 living room.

"According to official verification, classmate Hu Yifei did pass away three years ago! We have confirmed it with the eyewitness Du Yi! Please respect the deceased! He was struck by lightning for being an impostor!"

Xiang Yu and Nuo Lan looked at each other, and they could see a deep smile in each other's eyes.

Teacher Zeng consoled me: "My junior high school classmates, I haven't been in contact with them for a long time anyway, so it's okay if I don't join the group."

"Hmph! I'm so angry! They're all dead, but I won't die! There are witnesses! What the hell!"

Yifei became more and more angry as she thought about it. After learning the news from Yu Mo, Yifei joined the group of junior high school classmates several times, but only got this reply.

At this time, Youyou put forward her own idea and said: "Yifei, I think that in order to explain clearly, we must first find out how this person named Dui witnessed your death?"

Zhan Bo raised his head and said with some uncertainty: "Dui... Why do I seem to have heard this name somewhere?"

Zhan Bo thought carefully for a moment and said, "I remembered it! There used to be a junior high school classmate who pestered my sister. His name seemed to be Du Yi!"

Xiang Yu patted Teacher Zeng on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, Yifei's old lover!"

Yifei glared at Xiang Yu fiercely, and Xiang Yu immediately covered his mouth.

Teacher Zeng had a hint of murderous intent in his eyes, "Old lover, why didn't I know?"
Teacher Zeng asked expressionlessly: "What's going on with Duy?"

Zhan Bo glanced at Teacher Zeng and said, "Teacher Zeng, don't worry! My sister didn't agree to that guy at that time. He kept pestering my sister, and my sister became impatient with him. Later..."

Having said this, Zhan Bo suddenly hesitated.

"What happened next?"

Yifei asked with a confused look on her face. Yifei couldn't remember this person at all.

Zhan Bo got up from the sofa and said: "Later, you asked me to find a reason to stop him, so I told him that you are very busy, and you will die if you are busy!"

Youyou suddenly realized: "So that's it!"

Zhan Bo stepped aside and said with a smile: "Yes, this Dui really told lies without drafting. When he left, he said that he was the last man that my elder sister had ever loved."

Teacher Zeng was relieved at first, but when he heard about the last man in the exhibition, he suddenly became angry and yelled viciously: "The last man I loved, I will beat this Dui to death for actually daring to talk nonsense outside. , obviously I am.”

Zhan Bo could only scratch his head.

Yifei rushed to Zhan Bo, put her arm around Zhan Bo's shoulders and threatened: "Zhan Bo, is there anything worse than lies like my death?"

Xiang Yu joked with a smile: "At least the Zhanbo mission was completed very well. This Du Yi has never bothered me again."

Yifei patted Zhan Bo on the head and said with a smile: "Clean up the trouble you caused! Go to the washbasin network now and call everyone here! If you can't explain it clearly, you know What consequences will there be?”
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The bar downstairs of the love apartment.

Zi Qiao is waiting to meet the 'big-eyed beauty' Yaoyao.

While waiting, Zi Qiao took out her mobile phone and looked at Yaoyao's washbasin.com personal homepage.

It can be seen that Yaoyao has a very cheerful and outgoing personality. There are many selfie photos of her on the homepage. Her eyes are big and she looks sweet and cute.

Zi Qiao was watching intently when suddenly a girl wearing a red top came over.

"Excuse me...are you Xiaobu?"

Zi Qiao looked up and down. He had no impression at all. He didn't know me. He probably wasn't his ex-girlfriend. He immediately said, "Yes, I am Xiao Bu. Who is you?"

The girl smiled and said, "Teacher Guan Gu asked me to come. Let me introduce myself. My name is Yaoyao."

Zi Qiao looked at her, then at the photos on the homepage of his phone, then at her, and then at the photos.

Zi Qiao said seriously: "You may have found the wrong person. There are many people named Xiao Bu."

Yaoyao pointed to Ziqiao's mobile phone and asked doubtfully: "Then why are you looking at my homepage?"

Zi Qiao asked in disbelief: "Your homepage?"

Yaoyao said: "This is obviously my homepage. Look, there are still photos!"

After Zi Qiao saw the real person and confirmed it repeatedly, he found out that this strange squinting man with narrowed eyes was actually the big-eyed beauty Yaoyao.

Zi Qiao now feels that she can no longer trust online pictures. The photos on the Internet are just like the model photos on Taobao stores. They are for reference only. They are all weird photos!

Zi Qiao couldn't help but feel a little worried about his drinking money and his fifty washbasin coins.

Wait, it couldn't be Sekiya knowing the real situation and playing a prank.

Zi Qiao went straight to 3602.

As soon as Ziqiao entered the door, he shouted: "Guan Gu, today I witnessed the P-Picture technique, one of the four major evil arts in Asia!"

Zhan Bo on the side asked a little strangely: "What should I say? Is Yaoyao not as beautiful as in the photo?"

Zi Qiao said angrily: "More than that, they are just two people! Pure P-Tu monsters!"

Guangu put down the little game of squeezing oranges with his hands and asked doubtfully: "No way?"

After saying that, Guangu directly called up Yaoyao's homepage, which contained a photo posted by Yaoyao with Zi Qiao.

Guangu looked at the photos on the homepage and said, "Yao Yao is not that kind of person. She just posted a photo of the two of you together!"

Xiang Yu is also curious. How did Yaoyao do it? He should see it if he has the chance.

Zi Qiao took a look and saw that it was the photo he had just taken with Yaoyao. The difference was that Yaoyao's eyes in the photo were still as big as in the other photos.

Zi Qiao said without hesitation: "This was done!"

Guangu still doesn't believe it. Every picture can't be photoshopped. Guangu has known Yaoyao for more than a day or two.

Zi Qiao said to Zhan Bo: "Zhan Bo, can you verify whether this photo has been photoshopped?"

Zhanbo came over and leaned over to take a look. There was no trace of PS at all. Zhanbo thought about it and asked Guangu to send the photo to his computer. Zhanbo analyzed it with software.

Zhan Bo looked at the analysis results on his notebook and said, "Ziqiao, this photo is the original, without any trace of Photoshopping."

Zi Qiao touched his forehead. Could it be that I had something wrong with my eyes yesterday, but the person taking the photo with me was obviously a squinty person.

Guan Gu said disdainfully: "Ziqiao, do you feel sorry for your fifty washbasin coins! So you came here to make trouble?"

Zi Qiao pondered for a moment and said: "No, there must be something wrong. Guangu, please make another appointment with Yaoyao. This time we will go there together. I must let you see her true face with your own eyes!"

Xiang Yu immediately said: "Take me one."

Zhan Bo said speechlessly: "Aren't you afraid that Nuo Lan will be jealous if you find out?"

Xiang Yu looked at Zhan Bo and said seriously: "I went to find the truth, not to see the girl. It doesn't matter if Nuolan knows. Does Zhan Bo want to come with us?" If everyone goes to the bar to see beautiful women, there is no need to worry about traitors snitching. .

Zhan Bo waved his hand and said, "No, I still have to explain to my elder sister that she is not dead?"

The next day,

Guangu was busy trying to break his record of pinching oranges, but Zi Qiao just dragged Guan Gu to the bar.

"When you meet Yaoyao, you will know that I didn't lie, and you have to give me a refund!!!"

Guan Gu looked unhappy and said, "Zhan Bo has already said that Yaoyao's photos have not been retouched."

Xiang Yu handed over two glasses of juice and said, "Don't just stay at home and play games. It's good to go out and have fun!"

Zi Qiao said confidently: "If she hadn't done it, I would have eaten this cup!"

Guangu took the cup, sat on the sofa and said helplessly: "It's normal for the real person to be different from the photo. The actual product shall prevail."

Just as they were talking, Yaoyao came in: "Hi, Xiaobu~"

Xiao Bu turned around instantly, "Hi~"

Guangu also turned around, looked at the girl with narrowed eyes in front of him, and couldn't help but ask: "Who is this?"

Xiang Yu looked at it and couldn't help but sigh, this Yaoyao's little eyes are as good as Teacher Zeng's!

Zi Qiao hugged Guan Gu's shoulders and teased: "You don't even know your own fans?"

Yaoyao walked up to a few people and saw Guangu's appearance clearly. She said excitedly: "Teacher Guangu, it's really you! I finally see you! I'm Yaoyao. We often chat on the washbasin website." of."

Guan Gu and Zi Qiao looked at each other and said uncertainly: "Yao Yao?"

Yaoyao nodded vigorously and said excitedly: "Yes, Teacher Guangu, you look different in person than in the photos!"

Guangu was stunned for a moment and said: "You look different from the photo."

Yaoyao explained nonchalantly: "I look fatter in the photo."

Immediately afterwards, Yaoyao asked a little strangely: "Teacher Guan Gu, is there something wrong with calling me here this time?"

Xiang Yu smiled and said: "Actually, it's nothing. Guan Gu wants to take a photo with you. After all, there are too few fans like you."

Xiang Yu had a curious look on his face. As long as he took the photos later, I would be able to figure out how he did it.

Yaoyao said excitedly: "I'm his fan, so I should have invited him if he wanted to film!"

Zi Qiao immediately pushed Guan Gu to Yaoyao's side and said with a smile, "It's okay, it's all the same."

Yaoyao took out her mobile phone and handed it to Lu Ziqiao: "Here, use my mobile phone." The other hand held Guan Gu's magical arm.

Zi Qiao immediately took the phone excitedly and prepared to take pictures.

"Click"

There was a shutter sound, and Yaoyao came over to look at the photo: "Oh, it looks like it was taken."

Xiang Yu and Guan Gu leaned in front of the mobile phone. In the photo on the mobile phone, the person holding Guan Gu's arm was a beautiful woman with big eyes! Xiang Yu and the others were stunned.

"How could this happen?" Guan Gu began to doubt life.

Yaoyao took the phone and said with a smile: "I want to upload this photo to my washbasin.com homepage."

"Bridge Bean Sacks!"

It was too late for Sekiya to stop him.

"It's done!"

Yaoyao pressed the publish button.

Xiang Yu looked left and right at the photo and himself, which was really strange.

Guangu said worriedly: "She posted it online. If Yoyo sees it, how can I explain it?"

Zi Qiao immediately opened his phone and saved it. With this photo, he could threaten Guangu and treat him to dinner later.

Guan Gu quickly pressed Zi Qiao's hand and emphasized: "I am innocent!"

Zi Qiao smiled evilly and said, "It depends on whether my aunt believes it or not. Anyway, I believe it."

Guan Gu said speechlessly: "You are trapping me into disloyalty and unfilial piety!"

Zi Qiao said seriously: "If you want to prove your innocence, you must take real photos."

Yaoyao stood up and said, "Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom."

Xiang Yu and the three of them nodded slightly.

After Yaoyao left, the three of them looked through the photos on their mobile phones. No matter which direction the photos were taken, Yaoyao in them had big eyes!

Zi Qiao, Guan Gu and Xiang Yu looked at each other in confusion. Xiang Yu was considering whether to use the onions in the original drama, but Xiang Yu didn't believe that Yaoyao could stay in this state forever.

Wait, why didn't I record it? Sure enough, staying with someone like Zi Qiao for a long time will lower your IQ.

I saw Yaoyao sitting in front of the three people after coming back from the bathroom. At this moment, Yaoyao suddenly turned into a big-eyed beauty.

Xiang Yu and the other two people rubbed their eyes together again, thinking they were hallucinating.

Xiang Yu asked with some confusion: "Yao Yao, your eyes?"

Yaoyao looked puzzled and asked, "What's wrong with my eyes?"

Zi Qiao immediately replied with four accents: "Your eyes are so, so, so beautiful!"

Guangu turned his head and looked at the bathroom. Maybe he went to the bathroom and changed his mind.

Yaoyao smiled and said: "I have recently contracted conjunctivitis in my eyes. I am a little photophobic. I don't wear contact lenses and my vision is always blurry. But in order to see Teacher Guangu clearly, I just put on contact lenses. "

Before Xiang Yu could ask, why was he so afraid of light that he could return to his big-eyed form when taking photos?

Zi Qiao said with a gentle face: "Yao Yao, the conjunctivitis is not cured yet, so you are not suitable for wearing contact lenses."

Xiang Yu and Guan Gu rolled their eyes at Zi Qiao at the same time. They narrowed their eyes and turned into a big-eyed beauty. Zi Qiao was excited again.

(End of this chapter)

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