The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 384: Swallowing a golden elixir into my belly, my fate is up to me.
3603, the sky is already bright.

Xiang Yu walked out of the bathroom still feeling sleepy, opened the door and prepared to go to 3602 for breakfast.

As soon as the door of the suite opened, Zi Qiao suddenly appeared, rushed into the room, and said seriously to Xiang Yu: "Xiang Yu, return the wedding dress to me."

Xiang Yu yawned and asked doubtfully, "Have you collected enough two hundred thousand?"

Zi Qiao said with some distress: "I forwarded it to you, please give me the wedding dress quickly."

Things have to start from before. Last time, Youyou impulsively bought a very expensive wedding dress, which caused her credit card to explode. However, Meijia wanted to return the wedding dress because at that time, Meijia was just talking about it and did not want it to happen because of something. Marry someone in a wedding dress.

Because the wedding dress had been out of the store for a long time, the wedding dress shop refused to return it. Xiang Yu simply paid to take over the wedding dress, saying it was to buy props for the filming crew.

After Ziqiao later learned of this situation, he expressed his hope to obtain ownership of the wedding dress.

Xiang Yu looked at Zi Qiao's excited expression and said with a smile: "The wedding dress is in the closet in the guest room. Are you planning to take the wedding dress to Meijia?"

Xiang Yu is somewhat looking forward to it.

Zi Qiao said with a smile on his face: "How is it possible? How can I only use such a precious prop once?"

Xiang Yu looked at Zi Qiao who was close at hand and asked with some confusion: "What do you mean?"

Zi Qiao rubbed his nose and said, "Literally?"

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said with a speechless expression: "You are not planning to rent it out, are you?"

Zi Qiao smiled longingly and said, "No, I have this wedding dress in hand. Which girl can resist such temptation? My success rate in picking up girls will increase again."

Before Zi Qiao could continue,
"Ah~woo~"

Zi Qiao covered his lower body and fell down with a painful expression.

Xiang Yu put down his raised knees and said seriously: "You just spit on my face."

After saying that, Xiang Yu went straight to 3602 for breakfast.
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The next day, 3602.

Zi Qiao chatted on her cell phone with a stern look on her face, her face filled with the word "happiness".

Teacher Zeng smiled and said, "Ziqiao, why are you so excited today?"

Zi Qiao raised his head and glanced at Teacher Zeng, raised his eyebrows and said, "That's not true, but it's almost the same."

Xiang Yu pointed out: "Teacher Zeng, use your cerebellum to think about it and you will know. It must be related to picking up girls."

Yesterday, Zi Qiao acted first and transferred the money directly to Xiang Yu's card, and then found an opportunity to secretly take away the wedding dress.

Xiang Yu originally planned to stop it, but Zi Qiao said that he had money and could buy a new one. Xiang Yu could only sigh and give up.

Zi Qiao cooed, "That's right, I just made an appointment with a new girl."

Guangu asked doubtfully: "What's so exciting about this matter for you?"

Teacher Zeng and others were also puzzled. To others, dating a girl was exciting, but to Zi Qiao, it was just a common occurrence.

Zi Qiao explained seriously: "You don't understand, this girl is different, she..."

Zhan Bo suddenly said: "She is not a human being!"

Zi Qiao rolled her eyes at Zhan Bo angrily, stood up suddenly and said, "There's something wrong with her!"

Zhan Bo smiled and said, "I'll just say she's not human, otherwise Zi Qiao wouldn't be so excited."

Guangu curled his lips and said, "Pretend, keep pretending, your acting skills are pretty good!"

Zi Qiao clutched her lower back, her face gradually became ugly, and cold sweat dripped from her forehead.

"No, I suddenly felt a lot of pain here, no joke!"

Zhan Bo, who was closest, quickly stepped forward to support him, "Are you okay?"

Zi Qiao shouted with pain on his face: "My lower back... seems to be really wrong."

Zi Qiao slowly sat down.

Teacher Zeng asked doubtfully: "Are your lumbar muscles strained?"

Xiang Yu stood up, checked, and said with a smile: "Ziqiao, congratulations! You swallowed a golden elixir in your stomach. My fate is up to me."

Seeing that the situation was not good, Teacher Zeng urged: "Speak humanly!"

Xiang Yu said word by word: "It should be stones!"

Zi Qiao cried out: "Stones?"

The expressions of Teacher Zeng and others were a little more relaxed. Stones were not a big problem, they were just painful, and they were just painful enough to kill people!
Xiang Yuxiang said with a serious face: "It's not a big deal, just do an operation and cut off one kidney."

Zi Qiao's face turned pale white, "Xiang Yu, are you kidding me?"

Teacher Zeng said speechlessly: "You carry him downstairs, and I will drive."

Zi Qiao yelled: "Hurry up and call the funeral home, no, call the emergency center for a car."

Xiang Yu lightly slapped Zi Qiao on the neck. Zi Qiao fainted and the world became quiet.

The other people in the apartment knew that Zi Qiao had such a serious illness, and they all followed him. Everyone drove to the hospital together.

The emergency doctor asked about Zi Qiao's condition and said, "Let's take a X-ray first."

In the hospital, Zi Qiao covered her kidney and shouted: "The kidney is dripping from my forehead!"

Youyou comforted Zi Qiao and said, "Oh, stop screaming, the doctor will come over to perform surgery on you soon! It's just stones! Be good!"

Zi Qiao said with a painful look on his face: "You try it!"

Guan Gu asked curiously: "Does laparotomy be required?" Zhan Bo said: "It depends on the size of the stone. Generally, minimally invasive lithotripsy surgery is enough."

"Gravels?" Guan Gu thought for a moment and said suddenly: "Oh, I saw it! Teacher Zeng, a big stone was broken in the chest!"

"Ah?!" When Zi Qiao heard this, his eyes widened immediately, couldn't he? Are you kidding me? I don’t want to break rocks!
Yifei complained: "Who told you to lead an irregular life?"

At this time, Zi Qiao felt a little more relaxed and said, "Who said I'm irregular? I insist on drinking every day, sleeping four hours, and never dating the same girl. It's very regular!"

Yifei slapped Lu Ziqiao in disgust, frowned and said, "Go to hell, you are overindulging."

Youyou echoed: "You deserve it!"

Zi Qiao protested painfully: "Look at Big Luo, Little Luo, and Little Luo. They are more chaotic than me. Why don't they break big rocks?"

Guangu said: "I have practiced before, but you are different and cannot afford to be hurt."

Zi Qiao cried sadly and said: "I finally understand. If there is an afterlife, I would rather lower my IQ by one-third to have an indestructible body and an invulnerable kidney! Ah! It starts to hurt again!"

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Ziqiao, because of your way of praying, I think your IQ cannot be lowered any further."

Youyou raised two fingers and corrected: "People have two kidneys."

Yifei smiled at the nurse and said, "Hey, nurse, we won't need anesthesia for a while, this guy is already unconscious."

Zi Qiao was afraid that he would not take anesthesia, so he immediately shouted: "Who said that?! I am very conscious! Hey, you are not really not taking anesthesia, are you? Ah! I am dripping kidneys on my forehead!!!!"

In this way, Zi Qiao was pushed into the operating room by the nurse.

Outside the operating room, everyone in the apartment was waiting.

Fifteen minutes passed.

Although Zi Qiao is usually unreliable, we are brothers and sisters after all, so we are still a little worried.

Teacher Zeng was a little curious and asked: "What is the process of this operation? I should try iron sand palm lithotripsy first."

Zhan Bo thought for a while and said, "Maybe drill a hole with an electric drill, and then use a straw to suck out the stones."

Guangu thought of the martial arts drama he watched recently and said with a smile: "If an electric drill can do it, then the doctor can also move the stone to other places."

Yifei smiled and added: "Then, Zi Qiao shouted on the operating table that I needed to go to the toilet!"

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "If this is all possible, I think it is also okay to have a directional blasting of firecrackers!"

Youyou was still a little distressed and said, "Didn't you say that you can drink water to expel stones?"

Zhan Bo said seriously: "That's a small stone."

Teacher Zeng sighed: "Is Zi Qiao's stone that big? The operation took so long!"

Yifei said sadly: "It's definitely not small, it's all stuck in my brain."

Xiang Yu smiled and said: "That's okay, Zi Qiao didn't use this method to clear the rocks."

Nuolan asked in confusion: "Why?"

Xiang Yu said with a smile on his face: "If Zi Qiao chooses this method, he must spread his feet when peeing and be careful not to hit his feet!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone's worries immediately disappeared.

At this time, Yu Mo and Mei Jia hurried over and looked at everyone in the apartment and asked anxiously: "Where is Zi Qiao? Where is Zi Qiao?!"

Yu Mo pointed to the operating room and said, "It looks like it should be inside."

"I'm still a step late. I have to go in to see him."

After Meijia finished speaking, she rushed to the operating room desperately.

Youyou and Guangu on the side quickly stopped the impulsive Chen Meijia.

Teacher Zeng looked at the anxious Chen Meijia and persuaded her: "I know you have a good relationship. This is not a separation of life and death. We can still see each other when we come out. Don't worry."

"Bah!" Meijia shouted angrily: "What a good relationship, you bastard!! You actually used my medical insurance for surgery!!"

Zhan Bo raised his eyebrows and asked in surprise: "Medical insurance can actually hack accounts?"

Teacher Zeng asked in confusion: "How did Zi Qiao succeed in hacking his account?"

Meijia shouted angrily: "I'm going to strangle him~!"

Xiang Yu reassured: "Meijia, if Ziqiao dies, no one will pay you back. I think you should calm down and don't get into trouble with money."

Meijia was stunned. If that guy Zi Qiao died and no one paid him back, wouldn't he be a big injustice?
"It makes sense!"

Meijia nodded after thinking, and suddenly said: "But, what if Lu Ziqiao dies inside?"

Zhan Bo explained while playing Sudoku: "Meijia, don't worry, this surgery is very mature! Moreover, Zi Qiao's illness is not a serious one, how can he die!"

Meijia waved her hand and said, "I mean what if!"

Guangu said helplessly: "Then you can seek justice in your next life! Anyway, Joe's IQ will definitely drop by one-third in your next life. You can abuse him as much as you like!"

Meijia remembered what happened when she helped Zi Qiao out of trouble at the last charity gala, and couldn't help but said: "Sure enough, there is retribution in this world."

Youyou asked doubtfully: "Huh?"

Meijia said with a serious face: "Zi Qiao swore to Zhang Wei with his own kidney that he would never use Zhang Wei's vest to pick up girls. Obviously, there is a price for deceiving God."

(End of this chapter)