The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 427 Counterattack Plan
3604.

After returning from get off work, Zhang Wei hid in his room alone.

Of course, it's not the kind of hugging one's head and crying, it just seems lack of vitality, just like many men do when they break up. He would still go to work normally, but the sadness in his heart was unknown.

In order to celebrate (comfort) Zhang Wei's new life (break up again), Xiang Yu and Zi Qiao dragged Zhang Wei out of 3604.

The evening breeze blows away, taking away the noisy dust, and the quiet dusk makes people feel extremely peaceful and beautiful.

After the three of them walked two streets away, they came to the food street not far away. Xiang Yu and others suddenly smelled a scent, and their stomachs suddenly began to growl.

Next to it is a small shop selling roast duck. Under the setting sun, the skin of the roast duck shows a light yellow color. It looks thin, crispy and shiny. Hanging there makes people salivate.

When the brothers ate together, they didn't have to make multiple choices. After looking at each other, they reached an agreement, and the three of them walked directly into the small shop next to them.

Xiang Yu flipped through the menu casually. There was a roast duck stove at the door, but this store didn't just sell roast duck. Xiang Yu flipped through it and ordered a Dongpo Pork and a roast duck. The menu was handed to Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei looked at the price with some distress and complained: "One serving of roast duck is enough for me to eat instant noodles for a week."

Zi Qiao unceremoniously ordered a portion of Braised Prawns with Sauce Bones. Zhang Wei hesitated for a while and ordered a portion of Fish with Pickled Cabbage.

After a hearty meal, Xiang Yu and the three of them lined up in a row and sang an adapted song loudly as they walked back to the apartment.

The Dongpo Pork is placed in a big-bellied casserole. You can see the square braised pork inside. The skin is maroon in color. The aroma that hits your face is a kind of fragrance that makes your index fingers tickle. It makes several people go crazy in an instant. Swallowed.

Xiang Yu patted Zi Qiao's waist and said with a smile: "Ziqiao, you overwork yourself, you should pay attention to your maintenance!"

Zhang Wei looked at the milk in front of him and the soy-bone prawns just served, glanced at his phone, then deleted WeChat and added it to the blacklist.

Zhang Wei pointed at Zi Qiao and joked: "No wonder Meijia's face is rosy and shiny recently."

Zhang Wei put down his mobile phone, drank milk, and complained to Xiang Yu and Zi Qiao: "I used to be in a bad situation, and I couldn't find a girlfriend, so I admitted it. After a lot of effort, I got better, but I found that I was still looking for the same girl. Not even ”

After a feast of eating and drinking, Xiang Yu and Zi Qiao were full. Zhang Wei ordered rice and then took a spoon to scoop out the soup and mix it with the rice. Zhang Wei said with a smile: "I like this way of eating the best." . But you shouldn’t be too full for dinner. I’ll be fine with just one more bowl.”

Zi Qiao had a drink with Zhang Wei and said, "Brother, when you are worse, will you be as bad as me?"

"Every paragraph is very loving"

Xiang Yu said while holding peanuts, "What are you thinking about? Look at Zi Qiao, no matter how much he wanders around the world, he still won't wash his hands in the golden basin and withdraw from the world. Ask your Zi Qiao, is it right now? Have to work hard again.”

Xiang Yu suddenly said: "Maybe one day when Zhang Wei breaks up and drinks, he will meet true love."

Xiang Yu and Zi Qiao looked at each other, still silent, Zhang Wei was not clean at all!
Xiang Yu asked the boss to bring Zhang Wei a bottle of milk.

Xiang Yu said with a speechless face: "Lawyer Zhang, you are starting to take cases on your own. Stop being so picky. Besides, I am treating you, do you care about my money?"

Zhang Wei explained seriously while flipping through the menu: "Every time I see money, I feel that it is destined to me."

Zi Qiao directly handed the bottle to Zhang Wei and said: "If a glass of wine is not enough to make you forget all your worries, then just blow the bottle."

After eating a piece of meat, Xiang Yu remembered to order another dozen beers, a portion of pig ears, a portion of braised pork and a portion of peanuts.

Zi Qiao used to have many girlfriends, but in terms of net worth, Zhang Wei definitely has more savings than Zi Qiao.

When you take a bite, the meat juice bursts out along your teeth, and the slightly crispy meat skin makes a crunching sound in your mouth. The three people who were originally prepared to take a small bite immediately devoured it and started eating in big mouthfuls.

“Labour and management have survived until now because of this face.”

Xiang Yu took action, and Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei were also rude and began to use their chopsticks one after another.

“But as soon as I mentioned marriage, I was immediately dumped.”

Hearing this, Zhang Wei immediately showed a comfortable smile on his face, "It's not too late to work hard now. I also envy Ziqiao and Meijia to be together again in the end. Hey, unlike me, I am alone."

"I tore his mouth open"

"Who can say that I am not handsome enough?"

Xiang Yu poured the beer and said, "Drink a glass of wine and you will forget all your worries."

Zi Qiao rolled her eyes at Zhang Wei's milk and said, "Don't think so much, just drink it. Don't drink milk next time. Real men don't drink milk."

Zi Qiao nodded and said, "Yes! I quite admire Viagra for this."

"My ex-girlfriend can join a platoon"

The roast duck and Dongpo pork were served first. The roast duck slices were ready, put them on the plate, and took a bite. It was sweet and refreshing, not greasy or greasy, and had just the right taste. It is even more delicious when dipped in some sugar and balsamic vinegar.

Zhang Wei took a big sip of milk and said speechlessly: "What you said made me even more sad. I'm not sad about the breakup now, I just feel that my efforts are not worth mentioning."

Zi Qiao said cheerfully: "Life is not just about the wolfberries in front of you, but also the beer-roasted duck and peanuts."

Visible to the naked eye, Zhang Wei's expression became a little depressed.

"Ding!"

Xiang Yu and Zi Qiao rolled their eyes at Zhang Wei at the same time.

Zhang Wei hesitated and said, "Can I have a bottle of Wahaha?"

Xiang Yu picked up a square piece of meat. As the chopsticks moved, the square-shaped meat skin in the middle of the chopsticks trembled.

At this time, Zhang Wei's cell phone rang. Zhang Wei put down his chopsticks and glanced at the cell phone.

Xiang Yu said to Zhang Wei with a smile on his face: "Now do you feel that all your worries are gone?"

Zhang Wei chewed the braised pork in his mouth and sighed: "Sure enough, life has to be delicious and delicious to be interesting. Women and everything else are just clouds."

Zi Qiao waved his hand and said, "You guys don't understand, I am worried about happiness."

"They say I'm only suitable for love"

"You have never considered having a baby with me~"

(Soundtrack is Andy Lau's Secretly Obsessed)
Songs that were off-key in every key echoed in the night sky.

This inexplicable relationship was lost so inexplicably.

As for what he silently sent to Zhang Wei, it no longer matters.
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The next day, living room 3601.

Zhan Bo was carefully planning his counterattack plan when he saw Zhan Bo placing a plate of appetizing matcha cakes on the dining table.

When Zi Qiao saw that there was food, he immediately came over and said, "It looks pretty good! Where did you buy it?" Zhan Bo smiled and said, "This is a trap I designed."

Zi Qiao silently put down his hand that was about to reach out and asked curiously: "What did you put in the little cake?"

Zhan Bo said with a relaxed expression: "I made a small cake using hot pot base, chili oil, cream and sugar. I also put a layer of mustard on top. In order to prevent the flavor from leaking, I added a layer of matcha on the outside. ”

After saying that, Zhan Bo gently took out a bottle of Coke and placed it on the table, looking extra careful the whole time.

Meijia couldn't bear to look at the exquisite little cake and said, "Isn't this little cake too cruel?"

It is so cruel that such a cute little cake cannot be eaten.

Zhan Bo said seriously: "How cruel I am means how determined I am. I must defeat my sister."

Finally, Zhanbo dragged a box out of the room and placed it next to the coffee table in front of the sofa.

Zi Qiao asked curiously: "What did you put in such a big box? It can't be a lion, right?"

Meijia gestured at the size of the box and said, "I guess it must be a tiger!"

Zhan Bo on the side twisted his lips and said: "If it is really a lion or a tiger, then my sister will definitely be very excited to go up and gesture with them. Then these little animals have to kneel on the ground, shouting for the king to spare their lives, and at the same time thanking them in their hearts. The country’s animal protection laws. Although mine is not very lethal, it will definitely scare my sister.”

Zhan Bo specifically warned: "By the way, you must not tell my sister and Teacher Zeng."

Zi Qiao said nonchalantly: "Don't worry. At most we can come and watch the show then."

When Yifei and Teacher Zeng came back from the door.

There is a plate of small cakes on the dining table, which looks quite appetizing, as if it is saying: "Come and try it."

When Teacher Zeng saw something to eat, he unceremoniously took one and ate it. He also said, "I finally eat normal food. I almost didn't get anorexia these days."

After taking a big bite, Teacher Zeng, who had just chewed twice, immediately changed his expression and his eyes widened.

Yifei put down the satchel in her hand and asked casually: "How is it? Is it delicious?"

"Water, water, I want water!"

Teacher Zeng opened his mouth wide and shouted loudly. He saw a bottle of Coke on the table, grabbed it and started twisting it.

Zhan Bo, who was hiding on the balcony and peeping, stretched out a hand in vain, as if he wanted to stop it, and then slowly retracted it.

Ziqiao and Meijia covered one eye of each other. Meijia was very excited, but at the same time she felt pity for Teacher Zeng and said, "It's so cruel. Teacher Zeng is so pitiful."

Zi Qiao took a breath and said, "No wonder Yu Mo has been living in the company these days. It's so hard to prevent."

Meijia thought for a while and said: "If you are hungry at night, I will make you a midnight snack, but it is better not to come to 3601 to find something to eat."

Zi Qiao nodded quickly. Zi Qiao really didn't dare to touch 3601's food now.

At this time, Teacher Zeng felt as if his mouth was about to explode. While twisting the lid, he put the Coke to his mouth.

'Bang' sound

Coke spurted out like a fountain, splashing all over Teacher Zeng's face.

The Coke is prepared by Zhanbo and shaken evenly in advance. Zhanbo’s special Mentos is stuck on the inside of the bottle cap. When the Coke is unscrewed, the Mentos will fall into the Coke. In order to ensure the effect, Zhanbo also put in an extra pill.

Teacher Zeng stuck out his tongue and licked the Coke at the corner of his mouth, then wiped the Coke foam on his face with his hand.

"what!!!"

Those who heard it cried, and those who saw it burst out with sad screams from Teacher Zeng's mouth, and then Teacher Zeng rushed to the bathroom at the speed of light.

That's right, Zhan Bo applied a layer of Fengyoujing on the Coke bottle cap. When Teacher Zeng wiped the Coke bubbles on his face, the Fengyoujing inevitably irritated his eyes.

Zhan Bo blocked his ears and silently apologized to Teacher Zeng in his heart, hoping that his last trap would succeed.

After a long time, Teacher Zeng came out of the bathroom with red eyes.

"Xiao Bozi, come out."

Yifei held her chin in one hand and sat on the sofa with a relaxed expression, looking at the empty carton that was marked as a dishwasher.

Zhan Bo was stunned for a moment, then stood up slowly, looked out from the balcony and asked, "How did you know I'm here?"

Yifei pointed at Zhan Bo and said with a smile: "I didn't know before, but now I know."

Yifei is not an idiot. The small cakes and cola on the table are clearly traps. Thinking and knowing with your toes is Zhanbo's masterpiece.

Zhan Bo put his hands in his pockets and slowly walked over and sat on the sofa, seemingly at his wits' end.

Yifei cooed: "Look, who will fall for your little tricks?"

Zhan Bo pointed at Teacher Zeng, who was drinking water, and said seriously: "Isn't Teacher Zeng just a victim?"

Teacher Zeng said that he was actually very innocent. It was uncomfortable enough to eat various dark dishes with him every day, and occasionally he was accidentally injured by various traps.

Seeing that Yifei seemed unprepared, Zhan Bo quietly pressed the button in his pocket.

In an instant, a boxing glove ejected from the box and flew straight towards Yifei's face.

It's too late to say.

"Flick and dodge!"

Yifei's automatic defense system instantly used its passive attack skills and punched the glove. The glove instantly turned around and flew towards Zhan Bo.

"boom!"

Zhan Bo covered his nose with one hand, stood up expressionlessly and said, "I will be back!"

Inside the box is a bouncing box designed by Zhanbo. Zhanbo made two plans. As long as someone opens the box, the gloves will pop out under the action of the machine.

If Yifei does not open the box, Zhanbo will also look for opportunities to lure Yifei to the box and press the remote control.

Unfortunately, Zhanbo underestimated Yifei's reaction speed. After breaking the box with his fist, his speed slowed down significantly, and Yifei hit him back.

(End of this chapter)