The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 434 Zi Qiao fishes for Zhang Wei

The next day, it’s breakfast time in the living room of 3601.

Nuolan asked curiously: "Zhang Wei, how are you and Weiwei progressing?"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment and said: "The progress is going well so far. I already added her on Weibo this morning."

Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "Zhang Wei, even if you don't call, you can still send text messages and WeChat! There are so many ways, why do you have to use Weibo?"

WeChat is currently the main chat tool for social networking, and Weibo is just for reading news. If you want to know someone, wouldn't it be better to look at their circle of friends through WeChat?
Zhang Wei explained while holding his mobile phone: "Although I really want to add her WeChat, it seems too sudden. Even if she adds it, what if she sets it to be invisible for three days?"

Before Xiang Yu could figure out where this sudden situation was, there were so many eventualities.

Zhang Wei continued eloquently: "On Weibo, I can know which celebrities she follows and what her usual hobbies are. In this way, I can follow them! What's more important is that she followed my Weibo first. ”

At this point, Zhang Wei seemed to have thought of something, and his eyes lit up: "You all asked me if Weiwei is interested in me, and you all took the initiative to follow me on Weibo."

After saying that, Zhang Wei fell into fantasy.

Everyone couldn't help but shook their heads. Why did Zhang Wei become so cautious after being silently beaten? No, it's so obscene.

Yifei said speechlessly: "Zhang Wei, although I am a woman."

"Huh?" x4
Yifei glanced around the crowd, and everyone quickly changed their words: "Yeah!"

Yifei continued: "When you are in love with a woman, you have to take the initiative and just go out for coffee or dinner! Hiding behind Weibo and peeping has no way out. It will only expose you as cowardly as a mouse."

Zhang Wei said eloquently: "Sun Tzu taught us to know ourselves and the enemy and win every battle. I have to understand her first before I can defeat her. I have never heard of any famous person advocating simplicity and roughness."

"Of course!"

Zi Qiao said seriously: "And you know him too!"

"I know him? Who is he?"

Zhang Wei thought for a while, he didn't seem to know this person.

Zi Qiao said: "Qin Shihuang was simple, rude and bold, and finally unified the six kingdoms and swept across the eight wastelands.

Niu Colu and Zhen Huan are simple and rude, eliminate dissidents, and finally become the mother of the world.

Zhuge Liang was simple and rude, resolutely came out, and finally pissed Liu Bei to death. "

After finishing speaking, Zi Qiao stared at Zhang Wei and said: "Apprentice, do you think it is useful to be simple and rough?"

Meijia was a little confused and said: "Liu Bei was angry to death by Zhuge Liang, so who was Zhou Yu angry to death?"

Zi Qiao was stunned for a moment and said, "It's not me anyway!"

Zhang Wei looked like I don’t believe you.

Yifei and others were about to continue reasoning, but Xiang Yu raised his hand to stop everyone and said seriously: "Zhang Wei, he is just nervous and unconfident right now."

Zi Qiao was a little confused, "How do you say that?"

Xiang Yu shrugged: "He can chat with people on Weibo, but he doesn't have the courage or impulse to ask Weiwei out for dinner. Needless to say, when Zhang Wei replies to Weiwei's message, he will definitely write, delete, and delete, and then"

Zhang Wei interrupted excitedly: "Yes, that's true, so I haven't sent out the first sentence yet. I plan to read all Weiwei's Weibo messages and get to know Weiwei carefully before talking to her. She chats.”

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei helplessly and said helplessly: "Zhang Wei, what kind of person do you think Weiwei likes as a lawyer?"

Zhang Wei subconsciously said: "Is this the case?"

Xiang Yu sighed and said: "Weiwei is a lawyer, and lawyers are synonymous with rationality to a certain extent. Do you think such a girl can be so blind? You have to show your true side. What you have changed here and there is nothing more than I just want to disguise myself, it’s not real and there will be problems sooner or later.”

Xiang Yu had already told Zhang Wei straight to the point, but Zhang Wei didn't understand it at all.

Xiang Yu continued to explain: "Your current behavior of trying to disguise yourself is a typical secret love. Unless a secret love turns into a clear love, it will always be a secret love, understand? No, you may not even be considered a secret love, because you Maybe it’s because of sex.”

Zhang Wei said nervously: "Shouldn't I play with secret love? But I think secret love is the cheapest."

Teacher Zeng patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and explained: "A secret love is like seeing a full WiFi signal but not knowing the password. Blind confession is like entering a password but not knowing whether the connection can be successful."

Yifei smiled and said: "Xiaoxian, you seem to be very experienced!"

Teacher Zeng immediately came to Yifei's side with a smile and said: "Feifei, I am loyal to you, and the world can learn from it."

"Ok?"

Yifei had a noncommittal look on her face. Teacher Zeng took Yifei's hand and said, "My love for you must be yours. You are my traffic password."

Teacher Zeng's skill at licking dogs became more and more profound, and Xiang Yu cast a look of contempt at Teacher Zeng.
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Living room 3602, lunch time.

Meijia was cutting lotus root slices in the kitchen and complained in passing: "I can't buy lotus roots next time. It's such a loss."

Zi Qiao was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion: "Why did the profiteer mark the price randomly?"

Meijia chopped the cutting board violently and said angrily: "I bought a pound of lotus roots, and half of them are holes. It's not a loss. Buy once, lose once."

"Ding dong~"

The tablet beeped for a message. Zi Qiao ignored the discussion with Meijia and looked at the tablet with a smile on his face.

Teacher Zeng on the sofa saw Zi Qiao smiling so happily. He came over to take a look and said, "Hey, what's so funny? Pass it on to me."

Zi Qiao immediately covered the tablet and said expressionlessly: "It's nothing."

Teacher Zeng said a little doubtfully: "Really?"

After Xiang Yu glanced at Zi Qiao, he shouted to Mei Jia in the kitchen: "Mjia, ​​Zi Qiao is flirting with girls on Weibo!!!"

Zi Qiao's face suddenly collapsed and he quickly explained: "It's nothing."

Meijia came over with a plate of fried lotus root slices and said relaxedly: "It's okay, I know what Zi Qiao is doing." Xiang Yu and others immediately stared at Zi Qiao. Zi Qiao glanced at the door and then smiled. Said: "Weiwei, who follows Zhang Wei on Weibo, is my fishing account."

"You are too damaged."

Teacher Zeng criticized Zi Qiao, and then said with a playful smile: "Let me play for a while!"

"What do you want to post?"

Zi Qiao held the tablet against his chest.
Teacher Zeng smiled and said: "You care about me? Why can you only play with me?"

"You are too damaged. How could this be done?"

Yifei put her hands on her hips and grabbed the tablet with Zi Qiao, looking like a messenger of justice.

Teacher Zeng looked at Yifei and said doubtfully: "Feifei, do you want to remind Zhang Wei?"

Yifei shook her head and said excitedly: "Of course not! Let me see how Zi Qiao cheats Zhang Wei, and I will join in!"

Zi Qiao took two steps back, and Yifei threatened Zi Qiao: "If you don't let me play, I will tell Zhang Wei."

"Okay, okay, I'm convinced."

Zi Qiao had no choice but to give the tablet to Yifei, who happily took it.

Nuolan whispered: "Do you want to remind Zhang Wei?"

Xiang Yu spread his hands and said nonchalantly: "Every time you suffer, you gain wisdom. If Zhang Wei suffers a loss, he will know that he has to use his brain next time."

"Yifei, reply to him quickly! Reply to him quickly!"

Meijia urged Yifei to reply to Zhang Wei quickly. She was afraid that the reply would be slow, and Zhang Wei was a little anxious while waiting.

In fact, it was not Zhang Wei who was anxious, but Meijia who was anxious. Meijia wanted to see what disgusting words Zhang Wei, that boring guy, could say.

"Don't worry! I'll be back now!"

Yifei said, opening the tablet.

Xiang Yu also moved closer, and everyone looked at the content on the tablet.

"The last chat was like the sweet Yida chewing gum. I chewed it over and over again, but I still can't bear to throw it away! Hello, Weiwei!"

‘Ugh~’

Everyone suddenly felt a little nauseous, Zhang Wei was too wretched.

Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "How did Zhang Wei type such disgusting words?"

Teacher Zeng also expressed emotion, "I can no longer look directly at Yida chewing gum."

Yifei added: "More boring than Xiaoxian!"

"Hey~"

Ziqiao sighed and said seriously: "Seeing my apprentice like this, I feel sad for his misfortune and angry with him!"

Xiang Yu glanced at Zi Qiao, "What do you want to say?"

Zi Qiao said righteously: "As a master who teaches knowledge and resolves doubts, I feel very guilty. I failed to fulfill my responsibility as a master. Let me make up for it and teach Zhang Wei how to talk to girls."

After saying that, Zi Qiao and Yifei grabbed the tablet again.

"You said it so grandly, but you didn't mean to play a prank."

Xiang Yu didn't stop him, but just reminded him: "Take it easy, otherwise Zhang Wei will kill you and you all when the time comes when he knows the truth."

What Zi Qiao and others did can be said to be very damaging. It's okay for Zhang Wei not to know. If he knew it was Zi Qiao and others who were chatting with him, he would probably be murderous.

Yifei pushed Zi Qiao away, regained the initiative on the tablet, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I have a sense of proportion."

"Why do I not believe it so much?"

Xiang Yu curled his lips, it would be damned if Yifei had some sense of control.
Zi Qiao looked at the tablet and said, "When will Zhang Wei realize that he has been deceived?"

Yifei suddenly exclaimed: "Oops, something happened. Zhang Wei seems to know that he has been fooled."

"So fast?"

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment. It had only been a few minutes and it was over? Yifei, what did you send?
Yifei and others did not bother to have lunch and fled in all directions.

Xiang Yu took the tablet that was thrown on the sofa and looked at it.
The last two pieces of information are displayed on the interface:
Hello, Zhang Wei, I heard that you must have saved a lot of money since you don’t have a girlfriend at your age.

┴—┴(╰(｀□′╰), you are not Weiwei, who are you???
Three seconds later, Zhang Wei rushed over from next door with an angry look on his face.

After a lot of fuss, Zi Qiao came back with his panda eyes covered.

Xiang Yu looked at Zhang Wei who calmed down and asked curiously: "Zhang Wei, how did you find out?"

Zhang Wei replied while eating: "Because when Weiwei and I were chatting that day, I learned from the experience of chatting with Mo Mo last time. I said that I am a poor person."

Xiang Yu suddenly understood, no wonder Zhang Wei woke up so early this time.

Zhang Wei looked depressed and said, "It's better now. All my previous efforts have been wasted. It's a shame I spent so much time on it."

Xiang Yu put his arm around Zhang Wei's shoulders and consoled him: "Zhang Wei, this is not a waste of all your efforts, it's just a practice. By the way, I'll give you Huahua's WeChat ID. You make Huahua happy, and Huahua will give Weiwei's personal information." Recommended to you via WeChat ID.”

After speaking, Xiang Yu forwarded Huahua’s WeChat ID to Zhang Wei.

(End of this chapter)