Chapter 436 People are worse than dogs
Love apartment downstairs bar
What is the biggest insult to a person? He wakes up earlier than a dog and doesn't eat as well as a dog. That's it. The key is that he doesn't earn as much as a dog.

This was the first time Zi Qiao experienced what it meant to live worse than a dog.

"Xiang Yu, you said his salary is 20,000?"

Next to the sofa in the bar, Zi Qiao looked at Cai Cai who was tied up next to him with a look of disbelief and asked.

Xiang Yu nodded slightly, "It's true. There is a director who wants to make a TV series starring dogs. As long as you sign, you will get a monthly salary of 20,000."

Zi Qiao stretched out his hand to close Mei Jia's chin and asked curiously: "How did you convince the director to choose Cai Cai as an actor?"

Xiang Yu explained: "It wasn't me who convinced him, it was Cai Cai who conquered the director."

Looking at the puzzled expressions on Zi Qiao and Mei Jia's faces, Xiang Yu explained: "The thing is like this. Some time ago, I had nothing to do one night, so I took Cai Cai out for a walk, and we passed by a grilled sausage stall. .

Cai Cai was so greedy that he lay on the floor and refused to leave. I bought a sausage for Cai Cai, and when he was holding the sausage in his mouth, he accidentally rolled the sausage into the sewer. "

Meijia interrupted: "Is that why?"

Xiang Yu waved his hand and continued: "The next step is the key. Cai Cai and I looked at each other with big eyes. It saw that I didn't mean to buy him another one, so he pulled the sewer pitifully and looked at the sausage. Then he passed by A kind-hearted young lady looked at Cai Cai pitifully at the sausage in the sewer, and couldn't bear to buy it a sausage. "

Zi Qiao immediately said: "I understand, this young lady is the director!"

"Do you two still want to hear it?"

Xiang Yu looked at Ziqiao and Meijia with murderous eyes, and they suddenly fell silent.

Xiang Yu then continued: "Cai Cai may have thought this trick worked well, so she finished eating the grilled sausages bought by the young lady. She repeated her old trick and continued to pull the sewer, and then the second victim appeared."

At this point, Xiang Yu paused and saw Ziqiao and Meijia covering each other's mouths before continuing with satisfaction: "After that, Cai Cai learned how to get the sausage into the sewer, and then deceived more people." I thought grilling sausages was quite fun, so I squatted there and filmed a video of Caicai cheating and abducting me, and sent it to a WeChat group of mine. There happened to be a director in the group who wanted to shoot a TV series and needed a smart dog as an actor. I think Caicai meets his requirements. ”

Meijia couldn't help but sigh: "Cai Cai is so much like me, and she is as witty as me."

Xiang Yu joked: "Honestly, I think Cai Cai should be smarter than you in some aspects."

Xiang Yu thinks this is a true statement. Although Cai Cai cannot speak as a border collie, Cai Cai has a high emotional intelligence. For example, every time he meets a young lady who has something delicious in her hand, she always hands it over for editing. Acting cute and coquettish, he would occasionally raise his paw to pat the little sister's thigh, leaving a few earth-colored plum blossom paw prints on the little sister's pants.

I have been taught many times not to stand up and attack people. After all, some dogs can scare others if they are too enthusiastic.

But if you only have a grilled sausage in your hand, Cai Cai will not come forward to act cute.

Zi Qiao always believed that Cai Cai thought it was too difficult to get a grilled sausage, so she gave up.

Xiang Yu felt that every time Caicai looked at the person holding a sausage, there was a pitiful look in her eyes. She probably felt that people were inferior to dogs, so she stopped rubbing them.

Zi Qiao here has already begun to envy his dog's salary. Meijia said excitedly when he heard this: "Then can I be Cai Cai's agent now?"

"Of course. Congratulations, your agency has added another general!"

Xiang Yu shrugged his shoulders and continued: "But this time Cai Cai's role is not many, so the salary is only so much. The key is that this drama has a sponsor who sells dog food, and they also need a dog model. Come and shoot your own promotional advertisement.”

Xiang Yu helps if he can. Although the salary for the TV series is very low, the sponsor will give him another salary for filming the advertisement, which is still a lot of money.

Teacher Zeng shouted: "Cai Cai's income is much higher than ours. Treating guests is a must."

Zi Qiao said casually: "I haven't gotten a penny yet."

Teacher Zeng plausibly said: "It hasn't made any money yet. As a parent, don't you express your gratitude?"

Zi Qiao sighed and said: "I beg, I beg is not enough. Please stop talking. The money I make is not as much as a dog. It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it."

Meijia thought for a while and said: "Although the food is mine in name, in fact everyone in the apartment raised it together. I took all the money, and I feel a little guilty."

Hearing this, Xiang Yu suddenly understood and explained: "Don't worry, you can only earn this money. You have to take Cai Cai to the crew and be responsible for helping the dog trainer communicate with Cai Cai. Everyone has to go to work. It’s impossible to ask for leave.”

Meijia subconsciously said: "I have to go to work too!"

Xiang Yu raised his chin and motioned to Zi Qiao beside him to settle the score with his wife.

Zi Qiao said: "Meijia, your monthly salary plus bonus is 5,000, and the salary for filming a TV series is 20,000, which takes about a month, and after filming the TV series and advertising, you will still have a salary. So you can just hire someone Long vacation.”

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Just in time, I will take Cai Cai to report next Wednesday, and Mei Jia can come with me to get familiar with it."

“What if the boss doesn’t approve it?”

Meijia was a little hesitant. It seemed difficult to ask for such a long leave. Xiang Yu said casually: "If you can't take leave, you can resign! I'll introduce a few more dramas to Cai Cai. I guess it won't be a big problem for Cai Cai to support you."

Teacher Zeng put his arm around Zi Qiao's shoulders and said, "Ziqiao, do you feel a lot of pressure? If you rely on dogs to support yourself in the future, your reputation, Lu Bu, will be ruined."

Zi Qiao smiled and said, "Okay, don't push me with vegetables. Come on, I'll treat you to a meal at the noodle shop next door."

Zi Qiao now has a girlfriend and has more places to spend money. He finally has an income and doesn't mind Teacher Zeng's teasing.

Xiang Yu, Teacher Zeng:.——
Guangu and Youyou on the other side had just received a call for help from Zhanbo.

"Guangu, listen to me, I urgently need your help now."

Zhan Bo was wrapped in a jacket and shivering in the cold wind.

Guangu and Youyou on the other side of the phone also looked anxious and said: "We are all worried about you, but your phone has been unable to get through in the past two days."

Zhan Bo sniffed and said, "I know, but my cell phone has no signal here. I'm talking to you on the phone while the wind is blowing on the top of the mountain."

"It sounds like your situation is more urgent. You should speak first."

Guangu was a little nervous. Zhan Bo had been kidnapped.

Zhan Bo opened his mouth and explained: "It's like this. In the village where I help the poor, there is no mobile phone signal."

Guangu breathed a sigh of relief and asked doubtfully: "Then how did you call me?"

Zhan Bo sighed and said: "Don't interrupt me yet. I can only talk to you on the phone at the top of the mountain. And this top of the mountain only has 2G signal and cannot access the Internet. I need something. Ask Xiang Yu to find a gangster to buy it for me." The complete set of equipment for two small repeaters, as well as the mailing address. I asked Xiang Yu to hold the money for me first, and then transfer it to him when I have a network. "

Guangu was stunned for a moment, and quickly asked Yuyou to get a pen and paper. After several minutes, Yuyou stopped writing.

In the past few days, Zhanbo has studied the nearby terrain. The shortest straight-line distance between villages is more than 4 kilometers. Due to the mountains and ravines that will seriously block the signal, there are no conditions for laying optical cables, so there has been no mobile phone signal. cover.

But Zhanbo is not an ordinary person after all. After Zhanbo's detailed calculations, he only needs to open two repeaters, one of which will cover the village in a targeted manner to solve the signal problem in the village. Another base station was built on the opposite hill as an intermediary. It is expected that after completion, it will fully and effectively cover the area within a radius of 2 kilometers.
The only disadvantage is that it uses solar power and battery power, and it is easy to lose the signal on rainy days, but this is the most cost-effective solution.

It is already late autumn. If it comes to winter, the steep mountains and heavy snow cover will make the engineering materials and equipment required for the construction of micro base stations unable to be transported to the mountains by vehicle. They can only be carried up the mountain manually on foot, so Zhanbo is now anxious. The best thing is to buy the equipment early and complete the construction before winter.

After Zhan Bo confirmed that Guangu and Youyou had written down the matter, he asked: "Guan Gu, how are you doing over there?"

Guangu hesitated for a moment, then smiled and said: "It's pretty good."

Zhan Bo warned: "By the way, don't tell my sister and others about my situation, otherwise she will be worried."

After chatting for a few words, Zhanbo was still busy going down the mountain and hung up the phone.

Guangu and Youyou looked at each other, and Guangu sighed: "I thought I was already in a miserable state, but I didn't expect Zhanbo to be even worse than me."

Youyou said angrily: "What's wrong with you? My parents are not good to you."

Guangu quickly smiled and explained: "Uncle and aunt are very good, but you have too many relatives, and they all speak dialects. I can't understand them at all. I have almost turned into a fool with laughter these days."

Youyou said helplessly: "Then they asked you to show off (go sit and chat), but you didn't go."

Guangu glared at Youyou, "I can't understand even if I go there, are you going to be a fool?"

Youyou was a little embarrassed and comforted: "It's okay. Once you learn it, it will become familiar again. When you learn Sichuan dialect, I will let you take the lead when playing mahjong."

Guangu was silent for a moment, then suddenly said: "I know!"

Guangu originally planned to stay for a week and then return to the apartment, but Yoyo’s mother regarded learning Sichuan cuisine as an assessment.

After all, local men in Sichuan have been taught by their mothers since childhood that they cannot find a wife if they cannot cook.

As a result, Guangu now takes time every day to learn how to cook Sichuan cuisine from his future father-in-law.

This is nothing at all. It’s just that Yoyo’s mother is worried that Yoyo won’t be able to eat hometown food in the future.

It's just that Yoyo's relatives heard that Yoyo's boyfriend came to the house, so they all came to join in the fun. There were many people at home every day, just like the Chinese New Year. Sekiya wanted to blend in, but he found the table of children who got along best with him.

Because he couldn't understand the dialect, Guangu could only smile and pass cigarettes when meeting each other. When Yoyo chatted with relatives and elders at home, Guangu was reduced to petting dogs, petting cows, walking around in the fields, kicking trees, and stepping on trees. Stepping on the soil, pacing back and forth and counting silently, after counting the ants and counting the bricks.

(End of this chapter)

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