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Chapter 491 Warm wine and kill Hua Xiong

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Teacher Zeng has already put on the dream virtual helmet. Xiang Yu and others also put on the helmets and chose the viewing mode to watch Teacher Zeng's daydream, no, it should be said that it is a heroic dream.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the government collapsed and the villain Dong Zhuo usurped the throne and committed rebellion.

In order to support the Han Dynasty, the eighteen princes swore an oath of blood alliance, elected Yuan Shao, Marquis of Qixiang and Governor of Bohai, as the leader of the alliance, and jointly raised an army to attack Dong Zhuo.

Yuan Shao ordered his younger brother, Yuan Shu, the prefect of Nanyang, to be the governor of food and grass, and ordered Sun Jian, the prefect of Changsha, to be the vanguard to advance to Sishui Pass. The army set out on a certain day and marched from Luoyang to attack Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo sent his brave general Hua Xiong to fight.

The allied forces met at Sishui Pass.

Unexpectedly, he was stopped by Hua Xiong, a general under Dong Zhuo.

In the military tent, the generals were at a loss.

Cast:

Yuan Shao: courtesy name Xiaobu
Cao Cao: courtesy name Xiaofei
Guan Yu: courtesy name Xian'er
Zhang Fei: Word Cannon
Hua Xiong: courtesy name Xiaoyu
On the battlefield, there was a sturdy general standing on his horse with a sword in hand, his face full of pride.

In front of him lay two corpses, their deaths were horrible.

One head was moved and the other had a big hole poked in the stomach.

"You rats, why don't you surrender? Otherwise, I, Hua Xiong, will kill you with my sword without leaving a single piece of armor!"

Hua Xiong, a general under Dong Zhuo, killed two allied generals, Yu She and Pan Feng.

He shocked all the heroes and was very powerful.

"Is there anyone else who dares to take up the challenge?"

Hua Xiong looked very proud and challenged again.

The Allied generals and soldiers looked at each other and no one dared to fight.

It is not surprising that Yu She was killed, after all, he was an unknown person.

But Pan Feng was the most famous general under Han Fu, known as the "unparalleled general".

He used a huge axe to split mountains with such skill that he rarely met an opponent.

Such a man was killed by Hua Xiong in just three or five moves, which shows how powerful Hua Xiong's martial arts was.

"Haha, what a bunch of crap the Allies are. They are as cowardly as mice and cower like turtles."

Hua Xiong's playful laughter echoed in front of the pass.

"Report!"

The messenger rushed into the tent, knelt on one knee and reported to Yuan Shao, who looked very similar to Ziqiao, "Reporting to the leader, General Pan Feng has been killed by Hua Xiong."

"what?"

Yuan Xiaobu stood up in surprise.

"What? Another one died?"

"Ah? This~"

"how so?"

"Is Hua Xiong so brave?"

"I don't want to do it anymore."

"I want to go home."

The generals in the tent began to discuss the matter.

Yuan Xiaobu looked at Cao Xiaofei and said, "Meng De, you go ahead and teach him a lesson."

Cao Xiaofei stroked his beard, walked to the middle of the tent with a calm expression, and said with a bow: "Alliance leader, I~"

"Bah~"

Realizing that he had said the wrong thing, Cao Xiaofei immediately changed his words and said, "I am a lord of the tribe. It would be disgraceful for me to go into battle myself. It would be better to choose another warrior to fight. No matter who it is, as long as he can kill that guy~"

When Cao Xiaofei said this, he glanced around the tent. No one dared to look at him. They all turned their heads away and avoided his gaze.

Cao Xiaofei cupped his hands and sighed, "If anyone dares to fight and kill Hua Xiong, we will all regard him as a hero."

"Come on, come on."

"You come!"

The generals blamed each other.

As soon as he finished speaking, a tall and mighty man with a red face and a chest-length beard stepped forward with half-squinted eyes and a disdainful expression on his face. It was Teacher Zeng's great-great-great-great-grandfather, Guan Yu, also known by his courtesy name Xianer.

Guan Xianer said proudly: "I am Guan Yu, the horse archer, and I want to fight Hua Xiong!"

[Voiceover: Ziqiao woke up Mr. Zeng and said, "Why am I playing Yuan Shao and you playing Guan Yu? Even Yifei's role is better than mine."

Teacher Zeng said proudly: "Because Guan Yu is my great-great-great-grandfather."

Yifei was stunned for a moment and said, "Then what do you want to play?"

Ziqiao thought for a moment and said, "Isn't it just warming the wine and killing Hua Xiong? I want to play the role of warming the wine, and it's him who kills Hua Xiong."

Xiang Yu and the others were stunned. Ziqiao had never read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Teacher Zeng said speechlessly: "Just go take a shower and go to bed."

Ziqiao raised his hand and said, "Even if I were to play Yuan Shao, I wouldn't let Teacher Zeng be so cocky." After saying that, Ziqiao canceled the viewing mode and went directly into Teacher Zeng's dream. 】

At this time, Yuan Xiaobu seemed to be possessed, and said in a strange voice: "Guan Yu, you are just a small horse archer, where do you get to be? How dare you speak so arrogantly? Are you mocking me for having no one in my tent? Do you think that the princes have no generals? Get out of here!"

Cao Xiaofei tried to dissuade him, "Alliance leader, please calm down! Since this man dares to challenge me, he must have some special skills. Why not let him have a try?"

After saying that, Cao Xiaofei shouted to the outside of the tent: "Bring some wine!!!"

The wine cup was filled with fine wine.

Cao Xiaofei raised the wine cup, held it in front of Guan Xianer and said, "Brave man, I offer you a toast to see you off."

Guan Xianer stroked his long beard and said, "Little Hua Xiong, why do you need to borrow wine? Please wait for a moment, I will be back soon. This wine will not get cold."

After that, Guan Xianer whispered to Yuan Xiaobu, "Zi Qiao, warming the wine, that's what I mean."

Yuan Xiaobu said angrily: "Fuck, we agreed to show off together, why are you showing off alone?"

After saying that, Yuan Xiaobu shouted, "Drink! If you don't drink, you won't be honored!" Guan Xian'er said speechlessly, "Why don't you follow the plot?"

Yuan Xiaobu said indifferently: "Who made me the leader?"

Guan Xianer was stunned for a moment, took the wine cup and drank it all in one gulp.

"Haha~ You fell into the trap!"

Yuan Xiaobu laughed loudly towards the sky and said to Guan Xianer.

Guan Xian'er was stunned and said speechlessly: "Is there poison in the wine?"

Yuan Xiaobu asked back, "Will you ride a horse when you go out later?"

Guan Xianer said subconsciously: "Of course Guan must ride a horse."

Yuan Xiaobu pointed at Guan Xianer and said, "Don't drink when riding a horse, and don't ride a horse when drinking. You are driving under the influence."

"You~"

Guan Xianer pointed at Yuan Xiaobu, so angry that she couldn't speak.

Yuan Xiaobu said arrogantly: "Why are you looking at me? If you want to blame someone, blame Cao Cao."

Cao Xiaofei was inexplicably blamed. After hesitating for a moment, he realized what was happening and patted Guan Xianer on the shoulder and said, "You're fighting on the battlefield, why would you bother with these things? Xianer, ignore him."

Guan Xianer looked at the wine cup in his hand, hesitated for a moment, and then pretended to be free and easy to throw the wine cup to the ground, and said with a smile: "Well, even if Guan has no horse, I can still deal with Hua Xiong. Bring me the knife~~~"

Zhang Fei, whose courtesy name was Cannon, walked over holding Guan Yu's Green Dragon Crescent Blade.

Guan Xianer looked at Zhang Fei, who looked exactly like Zhang Wei, and whispered, "Zhang Wei, why are you here too?"

Zhang Dapao slammed the Zhangba Snake Spear on the ground and said with a smile, "I thought if you can't do it, then I, Zhang Dapao, will be the hero."

"There are no doors."

Guan Xian'er rolled his eyes, stroked his long beard, and walked out of the general's tent.

On the city wall, the sound of drums was deafening.

Guan Xianer walked out of the general's tent on foot, holding a sword and a Green Dragon Crescent Blade.

Guan Xianer is worthy of being called the excavator in the world of pretentiousness. She challenged Hua Xiong just by relying on her two elastic short legs.

"Are you the Hua Xiong?"

Hua Xiaoyu frowned slightly when he heard this, then raised his head and glared at Guan Xianer.

"I am Hua Xiong, who are you? I will not kill nameless people under my sword!"

As soon as Hua Xiaoyu finished speaking, Guan Xianer was stunned. This line should be mine.

Seeing Hua Xiong's familiar face, Guan Xian'er opened her eyes wide and said speechlessly: "What a bummer! Why are you joining in the fun?"

Hua Xiaoyu spread out his hands and whispered, "Actually, I was just watching, but the takeaway has arrived, so I came in to tell you that it will get cold if you don't eat it now."

Guan Xian'er raised the knife and started to show off his skills: "Give me some face, at least let me finish playing the hero."

Hua Xiaoyu and Guan Xianer were fighting so hard that they couldn't bear to part. Guan Xianer whispered, "What takeaway did you order? I'm a little hungry."

Hua Xiaoyu cut off Guan Xianer's diagonal chop with a knife and said casually: "Chicken wings takeout and braised beef noodles."

At the table, Ziqiao said with a smile: "Generals, you have worked hard. As the leader of the alliance, I have already ordered takeout for everyone. Reward the generals. In one word, self-service, full, willful."

This is not even a word. The others were stunned after hearing it.

Only Zhang Wei immediately took one of the takeaway boxes and said, "Thank you, Alliance Leader!"

Yifei was speechless and asked, "Are you going to kill Hua Xiong or not?"

Teacher Zeng opened the takeaway box and said, "I'll finish him off after I'm full and have enough energy."

Ziqiao teased, "General Guan, you don't need to eat it."

Teacher Zeng took out the chopsticks from the takeaway box and said unconvincedly, "Why?"

"Eat it after you beat it, it won't get cold."

Ziqiao smiled and joked, "Takeout is charged per person. You were not here when I ordered just now. Sorry, I didn't order your portion."

Upon hearing this, Mr. Zeng put down his chopsticks angrily and said, "Humph!!╭(╯^╰)╮I'll handle it myself!!!"

After that, Teacher Zeng said to Yifei, "Yifei, takeout is not healthy. I want to eat egg fried rice. Make more."

Seeing that Teacher Zeng was about to use Yifei's ultimate move and die together, everyone suddenly panicked.

Zhang Wei immediately took out the takeaway hidden under the table and said, "Here's yours. Ziqiao hid it and prepared to tease you."

Teacher Zeng then took the takeaway with satisfaction and said with a smile, "When I'm full, I'll get rid of Hua Xiong in a minute."

Xiang Yu looked at Teacher Zeng suspiciously, and Teacher Zeng gave him a look and said: Don't go in now, I will treat you to dinner next time.

Xiang Yu smiled knowingly and replied with his eyes: Don't worry, I'm too lazy to go in.

While eating, Zhang Wei asked, "I have a question. Was Guan Yu really that powerful at that time?"

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "In fact, in terms of fighting power, the novel says that Lu is first, Zhao is second, Dian Wei is third, Guan is fourth, Ma is fifth, and Zhang Fei is sixth. Guan Yu is very strong. From a scientific point of view, Guan Yu's sword weighs more than 80 kilograms, and he is nine feet tall, so the acceleration of gravity is great! Moreover, when riding a horse, Guan Yu does not raise the sword and chop off the head like other generals do. Instead, he holds the sword behind him and swings it in a circle to chop down! This is like the effect of a blacksmith swinging a sledgehammer, so even if someone is stronger than Guan Yu, he cannot withstand this move of Guan Yu, and is often split in half with his horse."

Zhang Wei was stunned and said, "Guan Yu can't be a physicist!"

"Maybe he specializes in mechanics."

"Report! Hua Xiong is here to declare war again."

"Give me my knife~"

Guan Xianer agreed and rushed out of the tent with a knife. At this time, Guan Xianer rode his horse straight towards Hua Xiong. Hua Xiong and Guan Xianer looked at each other, but Xiang Yu was still eating noodles outside at this moment. Hua Xiong was just an NPC. Guan Xianer swung the knife in the air and drew a circle, slashing at his neck diagonally. Hua Xiong felt a chill on his neck.
Inside the tent, Yuan Xiaobu and Cao Xiaofei were still leisurely eating grapes.

Then, a head with its eyes open was brought in.

"Alliance leader, Yu Xing has fulfilled his mission and brought back Hua Xiong's head."

After that, Guan Xianer walked to Cao Xiaofei, picked up the wine glass, and said proudly: "The wine is still warm, you should drink it."

"No, why is it cold?"

"Come on, it's already past noon, how can it not be cold?"

(End of this chapter)