The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 499 You've already got a way to die!

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiang Yu handed the phone to Teacher Zeng.
"Naumi Dance Company!"

Teacher Zeng was stunned for a moment, and said in extreme surprise: "Who is this guy? He is stealing my face!"

"It really seems like it!"

Zhang Wei took the phone, straightened Mr. Zeng, and compared it with the phone. He said with emotion: "Except for the beard on Mr. Zeng, everything else is exactly the same."

Judging from the photos, he does look very similar to Teacher Zeng, but apart from the beard, the skin color is also quite different.

Ziqiao patted Teacher Zeng on the shoulder and teased, "Teacher Zeng, you are in danger."

Guan Gu didn't know what he was thinking of, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, this is not a TV series, it's impossible for another person to suddenly appear in the plot to take the top position."

Teacher Zeng shook off Ziqiao's hand in annoyance and said, "Hainan is so big, how could Yifei meet him? Besides, I have confidence in Yifei."

"That hula dance troupe is the one that Yifei and her friends are staying at the hotel with."

Xiang Yu is now extremely looking forward to Teacher Zeng's expression.

"what?"

Teacher Zeng's eyes suddenly opened, and the chicken wing hanging from the corner of her mouth had fallen off. Teacher Zeng took the phone back from Zhang Wei in disbelief, and then read through all the information about the dance troupe on the phone from beginning to end.

"No, I have to go to Hainan."

Zhang Wei drank his soup while saying, "You can't go. There's heavy rain in Hainan. The airport should be closed now."

In the morning, several people in the group learned early about the heavy rain in Hainan.

Guan Gu took out a strange-looking object from the soup and asked, "What is this?"

"Tian Qi~it could also be a blood scorpion"

Xiang Yu said casually, who can recognize it after it is cooked like this.

Zi Qiao was stunned for a moment and said, "Is the blood scorpion the Qilin scorpion in the Tomb Robbers' Chronicles?"

Xiang Yu nodded, then shook his head and explained: "It's not that magical. The blood scorpion is also known as Qilin blood."

Ziqiao said while eating the bullfrog: "Leave some for me, I want to become a little brother."

Zhang Wei immediately said excitedly: "I have to drink more."

"It's raining heavily over there, there really are no planes!"

Teacher Zeng took out his mobile phone and searched for flight tickets to Sanya. Unfortunately, due to heavy rain, most flights were grounded and the next flight would be the day after tomorrow.

Xiang Yu said indifferently: "You can take a boat!"

Ziqiao nudged Teacher Zeng with his elbow and said jokingly, "You can also choose to swim over there, which will save you money."

Teacher Zeng rolled his eyes and said, "Do you think I'm stupid? It's raining heavily. Can we still take a boat?" It's possible to mail it there, but it's unlikely to swim there.

"It's still better here, with clear skies and these special dishes are so delicious."

As he spoke, Zhang Wei scooped a spoonful of soup residue from the bottom of the soup.

Guan Gu asked curiously: "What is this?"

"Tianlong~The name of this soup is Tianqi Blood Scorpion Stewed Tianlong."

Guan Gu used chopsticks to stir the soup base without knowing anything. Zhang Wei's face had changed.
"Uh~"

Zhang Wei covered his mouth and said, "Isn't this that?"

Zhang Wei held on to the last glimmer of hope and looked at Xiang Yu expectantly.

"Hold on! This soup costs hundreds of dollars!"

Xiang Yu had the foresight to cover Zhang Wei's mouth.

Zhang Wei, who originally had a bitter look on his face, held back his anger, perhaps because he heard the price.

Xiang Yu slowly put his hand down and said with a smile: "Awesome!"

"Wait, what the hell is this?"

Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng just figured out what it was, Xiang Yu said easily: "Tianlong, this is a medicinal diet."

"Ugh~" x2
Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng covered their mouths at the same time. Guan Gu said blankly: "Isn't this a medicinal herb?"

Teacher Zeng wiped his mouth and said, "Earthworms are also called earth dragons. What do you think a sky dragon is?"

Guan Gu looked at the half-finished soup in his bowl and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

While spitting into the trash can, Mr. Zeng asked, "Is it a gecko or a centipede?"

Guan Gu swallowed subconsciously, and a feeling of nausea suddenly came over him.

Ziqiao's face turned pale, and he pointed at the already cleared 'chicken fillet' and asked: "What is this?"

"Let me take a look at the takeaway order~"

Zhang Wei’s adaptability is extremely strong. He already ate it and it tasted pretty good.

"Deep-fried giant centipedes, this one is 200 yuan, this one is salt and pepper centipedes, the ingredients are toads."

Before Zhang Wei finished reporting the takeout order, Ziqiao couldn't stand it anymore. He ate the most bullfrog.

Teacher Zeng held on to the trash can and Ziqiao rushed directly to the bathroom.

Guan Gu scraped at the soup base without giving up, and finally couldn't stand it anymore when he saw the centipede corpse at the bottom of the pot. However, Guan Gu gritted his teeth tightly. As a master chef, he couldn't lose face as a cook.

A few minutes later, several people surrounded Xiang Yu who was hiding.

Xiang Yu looked at the unfriendly people and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"You already have a way to die!"

Ziqiao has already picked up the soft bullet gun.——
the other side.

Yifei was lying in the SPA room with a book in her hand. Although she had gone out, Yifei was still holding a book in her hand.

"Yifei, come and relax. Just relax completely. You have been too tense in the past few days."

Nuolan angrily pulled Yifei's book away.

Meijia, who was standing by, had already started preparing DIY SPA, pouring glacier water and other skin care products into a small bowl. "Chen's Invincible Moisturizing, Oil Control, Whitening and Health Care, let's start!"

Meijia prepared her own SPA hot pot base and began to apply it evenly on Youyou.

Yifei asked doubtfully, "Youyou, how do you feel?"

Youyou closed her eyes in enjoyment and said comfortably, "It's very comfortable. Meijia's cooking skills are really good."

"Hey, that's right!"

Meijia was pleased with herself, "You all lie down and wait for a while, I will serve you one by one later."
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Ziqiao pressed his hands together, and Teacher Zeng and the others sat down obediently. Ziqiao said, "Everyone, this weekend belongs only to our men's gang, and I am your only leader!"

After saying that, Ziqiao stood on the sofa, with his hands open and eyes closed, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, waiting for the applause from the crowd.

The above is purely Ziqiao’s fantasy. The reality is that after the double blow of dark cuisine, everyone fought for a while, and now the apartment is almost in ruins.

Everyone was already feeling bored, Guan Gu even admitted that he wanted to go find Youyou, and Teacher Zeng was thinking about his look-alike again. Would Yifei be interested in her look-alike? Reality couldn't possibly develop like the melodrama he was watching.

Xiang Yu and Zhang Wei were sitting on the sofa playing games.

"Cough cough~"

Ziqiao coughed twice and said, "Everyone, do you feel that this singles weekend is boring? I have another idea."

"any solution?"

Teacher Zeng was puzzled and asked, "Is it to clean up the house?"

"What are you packing? We'll talk about it tomorrow!"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow with a wicked smile: "It's already so messy anyway, it's more cost-effective to clean it up together after we have enough fun."

"Then what are we doing now?"

"Hey hey... follow me."

Ziqiao got up from the sofa and snapped his fingers. Since they were free anyway, everyone set off.

Just like that, under Ziqiao's leadership, they came to a bar.

"How is it? It's fun here, isn't it?"

Ziqiao asked Xiang Yu and the others loudly, his face full of nostalgia.

"Youyou didn't let me come to the bar without permission."

Guan Gu was standing at the door, feeling a little uncomfortable, but the expression on his face betrayed his inner thoughts.

Although people in the apartment often go to the bar downstairs in the Love Apartment to kill time, there is still a big difference between that kind of bar and this kind of club.

"A general is not allowed to obey orders from his sovereign when he is away from home. You don't dare to do that, do you?"

"I understand. Guan Gu is afraid that we will report him."

"Don't worry, we'll go together."

"Are you afraid?"

"Who said I was scared? Just go in."

Under the instigation and provocation of several people, Guan Gu finally agreed.

Just when a few people were about to go in, they were stopped by the security guard at the door.

The security guard in a black suit pointed at the back of Guan Gu's hand and asked him to stretch it out. After Guan Gu stretched it out, the security guard took a seal and pressed it on the back of Guan Gu's hand.

Guan Gu strode into the bar without looking back.

Ziqiao smiled, asked the security guard to press the seal, and went to chase Guan Gu.

"what is this."

Zhang Wei looked at the seal on Xiang Yu's hand curiously.

Teacher Zeng raised the seal on the back of his hand and said, "This is your ticket. It will glow when you go in later, country bumpkin."

"Oh, so cool, hehe!"

Zhang Wei looked like he had gained some new knowledge.

Zhang Wei had indeed never been to a bar that required a stamp to enter, but this kind of bar was not suitable for Zhang Wei either.

"Stop grinning and hurry up."

"it is good……"

Zhang Wei rolled up his sleeves with a smile and walked in front of the security guard.

"Wait~"

Xiang Yu suddenly remembered the scene where Zhang Wei turned into the Hulk. He looked at the security guard, sniffed his nose, and asked, "Did you eat crayfish?"

The security guard and Zhang Wei were both stunned and didn't react for a moment.

Xiang Yu was silent for a moment, and then explained: "Is your seal stained with saliva? My friend is allergic to crayfish and cannot touch even a little bit of crayfish."

The security guard's eyes widened and he asked in confusion, "You can even smell that."

Xiang Yu nodded slightly. In fact, this was just a guess. As everyone knew, Zhang Wei was only allergic to things with shells. However, in the original drama, Zhang Wei's hands turned green after he stamped the fluorescent seal stained with saliva. Obviously, there was either a problem with the saliva or the fluorescent seal.

But since the security guard ate crayfish, that explains why he was allergic. But generally allergies cause redness and itching, so why did Zhang Wei turn green?
"I didn't spit on it~"

The security guard looked unconvinced and tried to make excuses. He began to suspect that Xiang Yu was looking for trouble.

Xiang Yu said seriously: "Are you sure? If my friend gets allergic reaction later, your bar will be responsible."

Xiang Yu didn't want to make things difficult for the workers, but you clearly had saliva on it, and if you insist on saying you didn't, then that's embarrassing.

Teacher Zeng asked doubtfully, "No way, it's impossible that she would be allergic to this."

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and said, "Then just cover it over the clothes."

Looking at the security guard's expression, Zhang Wei roughly guessed that there was saliva. It was indeed a bit disgusting, but there shouldn't be any problem if he covered it with clothes.

(End of this chapter)