The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 568 Curry Sauce Falls into the Water
Chapter 568 Curry Sauce Falls into the Water
At this time, Zhang Wei was still persuading Curry Sauce.
"Thirty years? Actually, that's not that long~"
Zhang Wei hesitated for a moment, then suddenly had an idea and explained, "It's really not much. Think about it, if you buy a house now, the mortgage starts at 30 years. Isn't that equivalent to owing someone a debt for 30 years? If you think about it this way, it's not much. It's just a matter of paying off the mortgage."
Zhang Wei gave himself a thumbs up in his heart. As expected of me, I can even connect these things.
Curry continued to sob, "It's easy. Others at least have a house after paying off their debts. I have nothing. I worked for 30 years for nothing. I'm so miserable, wuwuwu~~"
Zhang Wei had no way to persuade her for a moment. It seemed that the girl had made up her mind to commit suicide.
Dali thought for a moment and suddenly said, "In fact, sometimes you can make money very quickly. Maybe you can make money in three years instead of thirty years."
Curry Sauce was stunned for a moment, and continued to cry: "But I don't know how to do anything, how can I make money? It's not like money can just fall from the sky."
Zhang Wei thought for a moment and said, "Not necessarily. Maybe you can win five million by buying a lottery ticket. Or maybe you can win five million by participating in a show. I had a friend who won five million."
"Really?"
Curry raised her red eyes, seeming a little unconvinced.
"Of course, if you don't believe me, ask him."
Zhang Wei pulled Dali out: "Ask her, we all know the winner."
"Yes, I bear witness."
He nodded vigorously and at the same time couldn't help being a little surprised at Zhang Wei. This persuasion seemed to be quite effective.
Curry shook the rope on the shore and cried, "But I don't even have a place to live. I'm afraid I won't live to see the end of my life. Wuuuuu~~"
Zhang Wei wanted to vomit blood, but the girl refused to listen and said, "I'll find it for you, okay? You can live in my apartment."
Curry Sauce asked weakly, "Is it expensive?"
Zhang Wei immediately said, "It's not expensive. They are just basic living facilities. They are not that expensive."
Curry Sauce suddenly burst into tears: "Wow, wow, wow~ I can't get used to living in a cheap house."
"Then I can raise your rent so you can live in a more expensive house."
Zhang Wei acted like I was very smart. I earned rent and did a good deed at the same time. I killed two birds with one stone.
vigorously:"."
There is really nothing wrong with this job.
Dali felt that the girl didn't want to commit suicide. How could someone who wanted to commit suicide bargain like this? But it was true that Curry was heartbroken.
Dali weighed it in his mind and decided that as long as it wasn't suicide, it wouldn't be a bad idea to let Zhang Wei give him some guidance.
After all, Zhang Wei, the future uncle-in-law, has never been very good at speaking, so it would be nice to have a chance to practice it.
But Zhang Wei was now convinced that Curry Sauce wanted to commit suicide, and was still trying his best to persuade Curry Sauce.
"I'm telling you, Curry, you're great, you're excellent. You're in your prime. Let me give you an analogy. God has a garden, and he walks around it every day, wanting to pick the most beautiful flower. You have to stay calm, because you are the most beautiful one."
Zhang Wei was pouring chicken soup into the curry sauce with a serious look on his face.
"If I were God, how could there be ugly flowers in my garden? If I see ugly ones, I must clear them away first. Could it be that I am the ugliest one?"
Curry Sauce thought for a moment after hearing this, his eyes full of despair, and began to shake the rope on the shore guardrail frantically.
Dali didn't expect that Zhang Wei's counter-persuasion would be so powerful.
"Curry sauce, I'm telling you to calm down."
Zhang Wei tried to slowly approach and appease Curry Sauce.
"Do not touch me!!!"
Curry Sauce collapsed and screamed, and Zhang Wei was immediately scared away.
Zhang Wei took the risk and said helplessly to Curry Sauce: "You are prettier than me, okay?"
"I am the ugliest one. God has given up on me."
Curry Sauce first owed a huge debt, and then was abandoned by her boyfriend. At this moment, she was somewhat self-destructive and immersed in her own world.
"Hey, listen to what I'm saying."
Zhang Wei was at a loss as he looked at the crumbling curry sauce.
Curry Sauce glanced at the lake and said casually, "I might as well jump off here."
"Don't do this."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei wanted to step forward and subdue Curry Sauce.
Curry Sauce took a step back and said to Zhang Wei, "Don't come over here. If you come over here, I'll dance for you to see."
"I've called the police, and they're on their way. You must hold her back."
Dali chose to call the police as soon as the situation was not right, and now he came over and secretly told Zhang Wei.
Zhang Wei was about to explain that he couldn't hold back any longer, but Dali gave Zhanwo an encouraging look and said, "I know you have everything under control, keep going!"
Zhang Wei was silent for a moment, and suddenly remembered Xiang Yu's previous mention of Guan Gu's embarrassing incident. Guan Gu seemed to have done the same thing once.
"Curry sauce, you said God gave up on you, but I tell you he didn't."
After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he squatted on the ground, took out a pair of disposable chopsticks, then took out his key chain, wallet, mobile phone and other things and placed them on the ground.
"You actually carry disposable chopsticks with you?" Curry Sauce asked in surprise.
"Ahem, that's not important."
Zhang Wei said seriously, "Roulette is a lottery that tests a person's luck the most. The probability is 1/6. It starts when you say start and stops when you say stop. If you can draw my wallet, it means your luck is not that bad."
Curry Sauce was stunned for a moment and said, "Begin!"
Zhang Wei began to turn, with a hint of pride in his eyes.
“Stop~~”
Curry Sauce shouted, and Zhang Wei's hands moved slower and slower, finally stopping on his wallet.
Dali was stunned. This was definitely cheating!
Zhang Wei said happily: "Hahaha~ Did you see it? You are lucky. It was transferred to my wallet immediately. Did you see it?"
"Ahahaha~"
Although Zhang Wei's trick was rubbish, he still managed to fool the silly Curry Sauce.
Seeing that he was lucky, Curry Sauce danced with joy.
"Be thankful, child."
Zhang Weiqiang endured the pain and threw his wallet over. There was no cash in it anyway and the wallet was very old, so it would be worthwhile to use it to save people.
Curry Sauce subconsciously took a step back, preparing to reach out to catch the wallet, but he was already at the edge of the guardrail, his back foot stepped on empty air, and he fell directly down.
"Ah~ Woo woo~ Help~ I can't swim~"
The curry sauce choked on some of the river water, sinking and floating up from time to time.
"Hurry up and look for a lifeguard or a life buoy?"
Zhang Wei was extremely anxious at this moment, like an ant on a hot pan.
Dali was stunned for a moment, looked around and said, "This place has been abandoned for a long time, where did the lifebuoy come from?"
"Da Li, it seems that I am the only one going down. I am not very good at swimming. If anything happens to me, you can use this sign as a tombstone for me. My sign has not been unveiled yet!"
Dali was stunned for a moment and said, "Isn't your sign made of foam? Why do you want to go down? It can float up by itself."
"Yes~"
Zhang Wei thought about it and it seemed to be alright: "But I haven't unveiled it yet, so I feel a little reluctant."
"Hey, how long are you guys going to chat? I can't hold on any longer."
Zhang Wei didn't care whether he was willing to give it up or not, and threw the sign out, "Curry sauce, catch it~"
"Be careful not to hit anyone."
A strong reminder.
Wu Yue had already gotten into the taxi. When passing the river, he first saw Xiang Yu's car on the side of the road. Then he turned around and saw Zhang Wei talking to a girl by the river.
"Hey! Master, stop the car!"
After giving the money, Wu Yue got out of the car and ran towards Zhang Wei.
As soon as Wu Yue got off the car, he saw Zhang Wei start to take off his clothes, revealing his SpongeBob SquarePants underwear, and then he jumped up.
"Hey, hey, hey! Zhang Wei!!"
Wu Yue ran over with an anxious look on his face.
When Wu Yue reached the guardrail, he saw only ripples on the lake and a red sign floating on the water.
"Hey! Zhang Wei! What are you doing? I asked you to get your ID card, but you came here to swim?"
Wu Yue still didn't understand what was going on. Wu Yue knew that Zhang Wei could swim, but the situation was too complicated for him to understand.
He patted Wu Yue's shoulder vigorously and said, "Aunt, why are you here too?"
Before Wu Yue could ask about the situation, Zhang Wei poked his head out of the water, holding a little girl in his arms.
Zhang Wei, who was struggling in the water, saw Wu Yue and shouted in surprise: "Ah~ Great! Wu Yue, save me!"
Wu Yue said anxiously: "How can I save you? Swim to the shore. Can't you doggy paddle?"
Wu Yue herself is not very good at swimming. It's okay for her to swim by herself, but there's no hope of pulling someone else to swim. Wu Yue quickly looked around to see if there was any long bamboo pole or other tools.
Zhang Wei shouted speechlessly: "I want to, but I can't swim while dragging her!"
"You still dare to say I'm fat at this time! You still dare to say that to me! You still dare to say that to me"
Curry Sauce angrily hit Zhang Wei in the water.
"Hey, calm down! Calm down!"
"I'm going, what's going on?"
Looking at the two people fighting in the water, Wu Yue was confused.
"Aunt, there's no time to explain, come with me!"
Dali didn't know what he saw, but his eyes suddenly lit up and he pulled Wu Yue and ran.
"Hey, hey, where are you going?"
……
(End of this chapter)
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