The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 619: The West Chamber
Chapter 619: The West Chamber
After Curry Sauce went out to deliver the takeaway.
Ziqiao looked at the women who were so serious about it and couldn't help shaking his head.
"We still have children to raise. Can we get a refund for this?"
Ziqiao felt a little distressed.
If you don't become a householder, you don't know that firewood and rice are expensive.
It was only after he got married that he realized how difficult it was to support a family.
Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Have you ever seen an app that can refund money these days?"
Zhang Wei agreed, "That's right. How can you spit out the meat you've already eaten?"
That makes a lot of sense!
Zhao Haitang comforted him with a sympathetic look on his face: "Brother Ziqiao, just recharge it. As long as Sister Meijia is happy, that's all."
Ziqiao could only smile bitterly and nod.
Meijia realized at this time that 75% was not much higher than 70%. Even if they changed their names, their marriage index was still very low.
Meijia pouted and said angrily, "What? Can you only add 50% when you pay?"
"Sister Meijia, why don't you try changing your name to Chen Diaochan or Lu Xiaobu?"
Xiang Yu wanted to say that this was a scam, but he still gave a solution.
Mei Jia was puzzled and asked, "Who is Chen Diaochan?"
"You, weren't you and Ziqiao the couple Lu Bu and Diao Chan? And don't you realize that you look a lot like Diao Chan?"
At this point, Xiang Yu suddenly realized that Ziqiao seemed to have become a straight man after getting married. Xiang Yu quickly winked at Ziqiao and told him to coax his own wife.
"Really? Don't talk nonsense!"
Meijia was immediately happy.
Ziqiao immediately understood and said, "My wife is as pretty as a fairy, so what's wrong with calling her Diao Chan?"
"Okay, I'll give it a try."
Meijia agreed reluctantly.
Yifei thought for a moment and reminded, "Wait, I strongly suggest changing the device!"
"Ok!"
Meijia took Ziqiao's phone and happily typed in Chen Diaochan and Lu Xiaobu.
"Oh my god! Wow! 95%!"
Meijia hugged Ziqiao in surprise and was extremely happy.
"really."
Xiang Yu said secretly.
They are all mini programs. How advanced can you expect them to be? They are just using the same old tricks.
From ancient times to the present, all famous CP names should be acceptable.
It just captures the psychology of some people, who try to use their own names, fail to produce any results, and then stubbornly spend money.
This tactic originated from television commercials.
They ask you to send your name when sending text messages, claiming that you can add couple signatures, and they charge two yuan for each text message.
Just when Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief, Meijia clicked on her phone several times.
"Hehe! Marriage index is 145%. Let's see who has a higher marriage index than me!"
"!!!"
When Ziqiao learned that Meijia had recharged her account again, he said distressedly, "Meijia, don't get carried away!"
Nuolan tried several names but none of them were satisfactory, and she couldn't help but frown.
Zhao Haitang smiled and said, "Wealth brought us together, we are all VIPs, be a little arrogant!"
Zi Qiao: "..."
"Honey, I couldn't help spending money."
After being happy, Meijia felt as if she had done something wrong, so she took the initiative to admit her mistake.
The money could not be returned. Although Ziqiao felt distressed, he still comforted her: "It's okay."
"Eat, eat. Isn't the reason I earn money to spend it on you? Otherwise, what's the point of me earning money?"
Ziqiao was just complaining, but in fact he was more blaming himself for not making enough money. That's what a man does.
"Hehehe~"
"Yeah, yeah, honey, you should eat more too. You didn't sleep much last night."
Seeing that Ziqiao didn't blame her, Meijia started to feed Ziqiao.
Everyone: "..."
So intense? Last night? Didn't get much sleep? You're pregnant~
It's really hard not to think wrongly.
"Buzz."
While eating, Ziqiao's cell phone suddenly rang.
Meijia went forward to take a look, but Ziqiao quickly picked it up without letting Meijia see it.
"Hey! Hello, ok, I'll be right there!"
Having said that, Ziqiao stood up, took his suit and left.
Meijia quickly called out, "Where are you going? You haven't finished eating the buns yet."
Ziqiao picked up a bun and said, "I'm eating while walking. A big client wants to see a house, so I have to go out for a while!" "But didn't you say that your company has to go to work at 11 o'clock? Besides, you went out twice last night and didn't get much sleep. Why do you want to see a house again?!"
Hearing what Mika said, everyone blushed.
Embarrassing, I had the wrong idea before.
Ziqiao: "What can I do? Real estate sales are all about service. If the service attitude is not good, how can I get the rent for my baby? Okay, honey, let's go!"
"Slow down, go out slowly. Watch out for cars when crossing the road."
Before Meijia could finish her words, Ziqiao had already left. Meijia's face showed a complicated expression, and her pouting mouth was so tight that you could hang a bottle of oil on it.
Seeing that Meijia was unhappy, Xiang Yu comforted her: "Don't worry, men are usually like this after marriage. They are the head of the family and have to support the family. They are under a lot of pressure!"
Zhang Wei nodded: "Yes."
Meijia forced herself to smile and said, "Yeah, I understand."
Yifei felt that something was wrong with Meijia and asked, "Meijia, there won't be any problems between you and Ziqiao, right?"
Meijia pretended to be relaxed and said, "How could that be? We have a very good relationship and show off our affection every day. Others can't wait to be envious!"
"That's it, if you have something to say, just tell me, don't keep it in your heart. If Lu Ziqiao dares to bully you, I will destroy him!"
Yifei's eyes revealed murderous intent.
Meijia said hurriedly: "That won't work."
Yifei: "..."
I'm just saying this, look how nervous you are.
After everyone left, only Zhao Haitang and Mei Jia were left in the room.
Meijia asked: "Zhao Haitang, are you leaving too?"
Zhao Haitang said casually: "No, I don't have classes today, I plan to play all day."
Meijia smiled happily and said, "That's great, I'm finally not alone anymore!"
Meijia tidied the table, picked up a book and started reading, but her attention was absent.
Zhao Haitang, who was standing by, was playing games on his phone, but he glanced at the title of Meijia's book.
"Remember Xiangxi"
At first he thought it was some strange book, but after looking carefully, Zhao Haitang found that Meijia had held the book upside down.
Immediately reminded: "Sister Meijia, you hold the book upside down."
"Really? It really is. This book is not good!"
Mika said as she picked up another book.
Zhao Haitang said speechlessly: "Sister Meijia, you got it wrong again."
"Huh? It really is."
After smiling, Mika slowly turned the book over and continued to daydream.
Seeing that Sister Meijia looked worried, Zhao Haitang asked with concern: "Sister Meijia, what's wrong with you? You are not in good shape today. You didn't get enough rest. You are still worried. We are alone here. Talk to me. I won't tell anyone else!"
Meijia said with a bitter face: "Then I'll be frank, Haitang, I feel that my marriage index is still not right."
"Uh~"
Zhao Haitang was shocked. Why was he talking about this again?
Meijia picked up the book of Romance of the West Chamber and said, "Look at this person. She seems to be telling me that there is a problem in my relationship with Ziqiao."
Zhao Haitang suddenly realized, "A beautiful lady in her twenties, Yingying and Hongniang? The West Wing."
"Yeah! That's right!"
Meijia nodded frantically, and then said: "She said that the relationship between Ziqiao and I is slowly fading."
Zhao Haitang waved his hand and said, "The prototype of The Romance of the West Chamber comes from The Story of Yingying, written by Yuan Zhen, who wrote the line 'Once you have seen the sea, all other waters are but puddles.
The story of Yingying is not about a love story between a talented man and a beautiful woman, but a tragic story of a poor scholar named Zhang Sheng who seduces a fallen noblewoman named Cui Yingying and then abandons her. The idiom "seduces and then abandons" comes from this story of Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying.
Meijia nodded and said, "Yes, she and I are very similar."
Zhao Haitang complained: "Sister Meijia, this book is just a romance drama now. First of all, Hongniang is not a good person. As a maid of the young lady, she cooperated with a man from outside to have sex with her young lady privately, which is wrong in itself.
Just because Zhang Sheng couldn't wait for a few months to marry his wife? He went to act as a matchmaker. She was not a personal maid, but a brothel owner...
Secondly, Yingying is a fool. It is not reliable for her to marry someone without a formal matchmaker. The other person is not willing to wait even for a few months, so how can there be any true love between them!
As for Zhang Sheng, he is a scumbag. He plays with the girl he likes and chases after her. After playing with her, he abandons her. After abandoning her, he marries someone else. After marrying someone else, he goes back to look for his old lover. He is a scumbag in bold capital letters. "
The more Mika listened, the sadder she felt. Why did it feel like every single one of them applied to her?
Zhao Haitang then realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly made amends: "I heard that Brother Ziqiao used to be the Sea King. You are the woman who can win the heart of the Sea King. Compared with other women, it's like Black Iron meeting the King!"
"That's right. Ziqiao's ex-girlfriends are really difficult to deal with."
Meijia was delighted, and Zhao Haitang thought that his persuasion was effective, but he didn't expect that the next second Meijia took out her mobile phone and started fiddling with the mini program again.
[Meijia: How can a marriage that can only be passed by recharging be without problems? And Chen Diaochan, that's not my name at all, and how can I not be anxious about that curry sauce taking advantage of the situation? ]
Zhao Haitang was speechless: "Sister Meijia, how long have you and Ziqiao been together? Are you still worried about this?"
"But fate doesn't matter who comes first or later, it only matters who is stronger or weaker!"
"And look, I just used a marriage test and found that the marriage index between Curry Sauce and Lu Ziqiao is 95%! What's more, I used an account that has never been recharged with VIP!"
Zhao Haitang: “…”
What kind of crappy app is this! Wait, why is it named after curry sauce?
Zhao Haitang waited for a long time and suddenly said, "But curry sauce is not called curry sauce."
(End of this chapter)
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