The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 623 Handing over public food
Chapter 623 Handing over public food
Dali is reading a book seriously, if he is not holding the book upside down.
Meijia was watching Romance of the West Chamber in silence.
The atmosphere in the living room was strangely uncomfortable, like a lack of oxygen.
Yifei peeked out a pair of eyes from behind the book and observed, staring at Dali who was in deep thought without blinking.
Perhaps she didn't like this atmosphere very much, Yifei couldn't help herself and said, "Da Li, what are you thinking about?"
"No."
Dali frowned and said, "I feel like my internship boyfriend plan has reached a bottleneck."
Yifei and Meijia immediately perked up.
Meijia asked quickly: "What's going on?"
"Hu Qiang seemed to want to comment on the chair I bought, but he hesitated several times."
Dali was a little puzzled and said, "I don't know what he wanted to say, but he didn't say it. And I have already returned the chair. I just feel that he doesn't seem very happy."
"Is it related to the chair? But the chair is not for Hu Qiang. Is he jealous?"
After thinking for a moment, Yifei couldn't help but shook her head. As a master, she didn't understand the love of the new generation.
Xiang Yu rushed out from the balcony and interrupted, "This is not difficult. Put yourself in her shoes. Your girlfriend is so outstanding and well-off. The gifts she gave you start at nearly ten thousand yuan. Wouldn't you feel a lot of pressure?"
Dali was puzzled and asked, "Isn't it a good thing to have a lot of pressure? Pressure is motivation."
"Uh~"
Yifei was stunned for a moment and said, "That's not the case. The conditions of men and women are too different. Sometimes there are still some problems. In ancient times, they said that people should marry someone of equal social status. In fact, there is some truth to this."
Dali shook his head in confusion.
Xiang Yu nodded and said, "It's okay, as long as Hu Qiang has figured it out."
Meijia thought for a moment and asked, "Da Li, let me ask you a question. Are you worried that your future boyfriend will look for another woman?"
Yifei's eyelids were twitching. What did Meijia mean?
Feeling the two people's puzzled gazes, Meijia quickly explained: "Don't think too much, I'm just saying it casually to help you expand your thinking."
Dali's mouth twitched, but he still answered honestly: "I don't know either. This is my first time in love, and I don't have this kind of experience."
"So if there are signs of cheating, what should you do?"
Mika asked again.
This question is becoming more and more excessive.
"Kacha kacha~"
Yifei suddenly started watching the show while eating potato chips.
Upon hearing the voice, Meijia and Dali couldn't help but look at Yifei at the same time.
Xiang Yu reached out and grabbed the potato chips and started eating them together.
Yifei said helplessly: "Why are you looking at me? You talk as if I have had such experience. But I think cheating is not a question of feelings, but a question of willpower and morality."
Mika said weakly, "What if you don't have any willpower and your morals are weak?"
This is simply naming names.
Yifei asked uncertainly, "Are you talking about Ziqiao?"
Meijia quickly covered up and said, "No, I mean Teacher Zeng. Sister Yifei, people say that long-distance relationships are the easiest to cheat on. How do you and Teacher Zeng maintain your relationship?"
Yifei didn't think much about it and said, "Relationships need to be managed. The longer two people are together, the more common memories they will have. When we have a quarrel, Zeng Xiaoxian will find a way to reminisce about the past with me, and we will be happy while talking."
Meijia nodded and looked at Xiang Yu.
Xiang Yu said seriously: "My moral bottom line and willpower are very strong, okay? I insist on going to bed late and getting up late every day, and I have been doing this for a long time."
Mika curled her lips in disdain.
After a moment, Meijia asked again: "Da Li, is there any scientific method to detect whether a person has cheated?"
Dali on the side took out his mobile phone and started studying it.
A few minutes later, Dali explained: "According to online experience, the signs of a cheating husband are: working overtime frequently, the probability of cheating is 30%, coming home very late, the probability of cheating is 40%, taking a shower as soon as he gets home, the probability is 50%, looking very tired, and having a strange fragrance on the body, the probability is 60%?
Meijia muttered to herself, no way? Ziqiao has it all, so the total is...
Mika counted with her fingers in worry, then asked in confusion: "Is it very high???"
Everyone:.
Dali added: "It also says that the probability of not paying the public grain is 80%, and the probability of paying the public grain on time every day is 0%."
Meijia felt a chill in her heart. Apart from paying taxes, Ziqiao had not paid any taxes since she became pregnant. Meijia said with a headache, "Apart from paying taxes, is there any other way to maintain our relationship? Ziqiao has been coming home so late recently, and you know I'm pregnant."
Xiang Yu guessed what Meijia was thinking. Ziqiao had not been home all day in recent days and often went out to meet clients at night. Meijia was probably overthinking it.
Yifei glanced at Meijia and said, "When Ziqiao comes back at night, you can take Ziqiao to talk to him and do some romantic things, so that your relationship can be maintained forever."
Meijia suddenly realized, "In summary, it means that the two of us can spend some time together as a couple?"
"Almost~"
Yifei thought about it and it seemed that the difference was not that big: "At night, people's emotions are very rich, which is very suitable for chatting."
Dali nodded and explained: "This point does have some scientific basis. From the perspective of brain science, human thinking activities are controlled by the frontal lobe system and temporal lobe system of the brain, and emotional activities are controlled by the limbic system of the brain. Thinking activities and emotional activities have a certain antagonism.
During the day, the frontal and temporal lobe systems of the brain are excited, and people are at the peak of rational thinking activities. On the contrary, at night, people are usually very emotional, impulsive, and easily moved. "
Yifei suddenly realized, "No wonder the seemingly hypocritical words and behaviors on weekdays can touch people's hearts late at night."
"Okay, I get it now."
Mika got the answer she wanted and couldn't help rubbing her hands.
Meijia waved her hand and said, "Come on, I'm in a good mood today, I'll take you out shopping."
Xiang Yu looked at the time and waved his hand, saying, "Okay, it's almost time. I should go upstairs to paint and check on the curry sauce. You guys go out shopping."
Upstairs, the excavator room.
Xiang Yu went in to take a look, and saw Curry Sauce struggling tenaciously with the tent.
A large tent stood there crookedly, and it seemed that the tent-setting technique was even worse than that of Teacher Zeng.
"Curry Sauce, what are you doing there?"
"Ah? I'm setting up a tent here! Ahem~"
"It's not ready yet?"
Xiang Yu looked at her speechlessly.
"I don't know what's wrong with this tent. I can't set it up properly and it always collapses."
It may be because of illness that he has no energy to take care of your house and his brain is not working well.
Uh~ Even if I wasn’t sick, I guess my brain wouldn’t be working very well.
Xiang Yu was helpless, he sighed and said: "Let me help you! You take a rest."
"Thank you, uncle."
"It's okay, just kidding."
Soon Xiang Yu set up the tent.
"Okay, that's enough. Check if it's firm."
"Uncle, you are awesome."
"Small idea."
"Hey? It really won't collapse~ Thank you, uncle."
"You're welcome."
This kind of small matter was nothing serious in Xiang Yu's eyes.
If Teacher Zeng were here, he would have volunteered to do this.
Xiang Yu nodded, stood up and left, saying: "I'm going to start painting, you take a good rest!"
"Uh-huh."
Curry Sauce nodded and suddenly asked, "By the way, uncle, what did you change my painting to?"
Curry felt bored staying in the small room all the time.
"I'm sorry, I haven't figured out how to deal with your Wang Batu yet."
Xiang Yu glanced at her and felt a headache.
[Xiang Yu: If it was a turtle that was hit on the wall, it could be said to represent longevity. But what if it was a turtle that was hit on the wall? I can only choose to destroy it.]
Curry Sauce’s smile froze. Oh my god, is the painting really that bad?
(End of this chapter)
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