The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 627: Cold Joke

Downstairs, Xiang Yu was concentrating on making Mei Jia happy.

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Meijia, how about I tell you a joke?"

Meijia glanced at Xiang Yu, nodded and said, "Okay."

"This is a joke about a pregnant woman. Lao Wang and his wife went to see a doctor.

Lao Wang asked the doctor, "Doctor, can I still have sex after I get pregnant?"

The doctor took one look at Lao Wang and said, "Not in the first three months or the last three months."

Lao Wang immediately asked impatiently: "What about the four months in between?"

The doctor said impatiently, "You'd better be honest. Your wife is pregnant. I'm not saying anything bad about you, but why are you still thinking about these things when your wife is pregnant?"

At this time, Lao Wang said to his wife: "This time you believe it, the doctor said it's no use."

"Hahaha~"

Xiang Yu clapped his hands fiercely, pointed at Mei Jia and said, "Isn't it funny?"

Meijia had a cold expression on her face the whole time, holding an alcohol disinfectant spray in her hand and looking bored.

[Mei Jia: Is this a mockery of me? Or is God giving me a sign to warn me? No, is Xiang Yu dissing me for being unhappy in my life recently?]

Xiang Yu stopped laughing and said, "Uh~ Isn't that funny? That's okay, I still have some, I still have some."

"A pregnant woman was told she was calcium deficient during a physical examination, and she said: I will go home and drink pork bone soup.

The doctor said slowly: "Nowadays, pigs are slaughtered at three or four months old. They grow fast by eating feed. They are more calcium deficient than you are. They don't even know how to supplement calcium. How can you count on them?"

Meijia still seemed to have a cold expression on her face.

Just when Xiang Yu was getting anxious, Zhao Haitang walked in.

As soon as Zhao Haitang entered the room, he came to the stairs and shouted upstairs: "Da Li, let's go to the library to study together this afternoon!"

Xiang Yu said to Zhao Haitang: "Don't shout, Dali is not here."

After saying that, Xiang Yu suddenly had an idea. The reason why Meijia didn't laugh was because her laugh point was higher when she was alone, but it would become lower when there were two people.

"Come on, come on, I just have something to tell you."

Zhao Haitang pointed at himself in confusion, and Xiang Yu nodded repeatedly.

Xiang Yu came to Zhao Haitang and asked, "Haitang! I'm always nice to you, right?"

"not bad."

Zhao Haitang nodded in confusion.

Xiang Yu said: "Then I have something to ask of you, you won't refuse, right?"

"What's going on?"

"I'm going to find Hu Qiang?"

Zhao Haitang immediately said: "I have no choice but to do it!"

Xiang Yu nodded with satisfaction and whispered, "Yifei told me that Meijia has prenatal depression and asked me to keep making her happy so that she wouldn't think about other messy things. But the problem is, I have run out of jokes now, and now it depends on you."

Zhao Haitang said with a bitter face: "Make Sister Meijia laugh? Isn't this too difficult?"

Xiang Yu patted him on the shoulder and said, "How can it be sad that you are pursuing Dali? I believe in you. Come on, you can do it. I will support you by the side."

Zhao Haitang looked at Mei Jia, then at Xiang Yu, and had no choice but to sit down and tell jokes.

At this time, the excavator suite on the roof.

Curry Sauce held his forehead and said weakly: "I really envy Sister Meijia, uncle you are so considerate."

"That's because you are too young and have never seen my past. Otherwise, you would have scolded me to death."

Ziqiao was a little speechless. Compared to the past, he could be considered a prodigal son now.

"Uncle, aren't you and Mika doing well now?"

"Okay, stop talking about me."

Ziqiao was helpless: "Hey, how is your cold these past two days?"

"My head still hurts, I still feel very uncomfortable, and my stomach feels very uncomfortable too."

"Cough cough~"

Ziqiao coughed and said, "There's nothing to drink here. How about I make you a cup of cold medicine?"

"I feel like throwing up when I smell the cold medicine."

The words have not yet fallen.

"Ugh~" He spit out the curry sauce directly, and all kinds of dirt were directly stained on his pajamas.

Ziqiao's already dizzy head felt even more painful.

"Sister Meijia must have heard the story of Yugong moving the mountains."

Meijia nodded.

Xiang Yu picked up an apple from the table and began to peel it.

"Before he died, Yugong called his son to his bedside and said: Move the mountains! Move the mountains! "

Zhao Haitang said mysteriously, "Sister Meijia, guess what Yugong's son answered?"

Mika frowned slightly, "My son will definitely nod and continue to move the mountain."

Zhao Haitang shook his head slightly and said with a smile: "Yugong's son hesitated for a while and said, twinkle, twinkle little star. As a result, Yugong was pissed to death. Hahahaha~"

Xiang Yu suddenly felt very cold, and Mei Jia was even more expressionless.

Xiang Yu quickly winked at Zhao Haitang and handed the apple in his hand to Meijia.

"That, say one more, say one more."

"Okay. Two people are making a bet. One says, give up, you can't beat me. The other says, I don't think so. You can't beat me in chess because I'm thinner than you. Hahaha... isn't it funny?"

Xiang Yu and Mei Jia were both stunned.

No wonder no one reads Zhao Haitang's novels. This joke is really a bit dull.

"Zhao Haitang, your joke-telling skills are not even as good as Zhang Wei's."

Meijia complained, looked at Xiang Yu and said, "I'd better listen to your jokes. At least it may make me laugh."

Zhao Haitang: “.”

Xiang Yu cleared his throat and said proudly: "A newly married couple came home and caught a thief under the bed and handed him over to the police.

A young lawyer met a thief and asked him if he had confessed.

The thief said, I didn't steal anything, why should I confess?

The young lawyer said, "You are stupid! Three years for attempted burglary! You can't say that the hostess is beautiful in the wedding photo and you are waiting for her under the bed, so you can be released in one year!"
The young lawyer returned to the office and told his master about the case.

The old lawyer said, "You are stupid! Can't you teach him to target the male owner? So, he has been led out by you now."

"Hahahaha~"

Compared to Xiang Yu and Zhao Haitang who were laughing like crazy, Mei Jia could be said to have no expression on her face.

But in fact, she was not calm at all.
Aren't Ziqiao and I newlyweds? Then Curry Sauce must be the thief.

Meijia became even more worried that something might happen between Ziqiao and Curry Sauce.

I began to imagine that there was an endless prairie above my head.

Love is a ray of light, so green it makes you panic!

"Meijia, can I tell you another one? I just thought of a really funny joke."

Mika said in a depressed mood: "Forget it, I don't want to listen."

I'm not in the mood for jokes!

When I thought of Ziqiao and Curry Sauce being alone upstairs, my heart started to beat like a drum.

Uncomfortable!

Xiang Yu said with a headache: "Meijia, be happy."

Meijia's eyes turned and she said seriously, "It's easy to make me happy. As long as one of you two gets the flu, help me go upstairs to take care of Ziqiao, then I'll be happy. How about it?"

"what?"

Xiang Yu looked at Zhao Haitang silently.

After feeling one, no, two dangerous gazes, Zhao Haitang swallowed her saliva and said with a bitter face: "Sister Meijia, it's not healthy to base your happiness on my flu."

After hearing this, Mika's face instantly drooped.

She also knew that she had just said it casually out of desperation.

At this time, Xiang Yu's cell phone rang.

"Eh? Ziqiao called."

Mika immediately perked up when she heard that.

(End of this chapter)