The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 640: Who Eats Faster, Ziqiao or Caicai

The next afternoon.

Xiang Yu just came out of Zhang Wei's office. God knows why this old man from Guangdong who is hard of hearing almost died from exhaustion while helping Zhang Wei translate.

Xiang Yu was about to get some tea leaves from the refrigerator to make a cup of tea when he suddenly discovered that all the snacks and food in the refrigerator at home were gone.

"Who the hell is this starving ghost reincarnated?"

Xiang Yu was very puzzled. In the past, some of the food in the refrigerator would occasionally be eaten by people, but it was rare for it to be eaten so cleanly.

"Forget it, let's order takeout~"

Xiang Yu sighed a little, reached out and started to open the app.

At this time, Ziqiao, who was preparing for the live broadcast, yawned, rubbed his nose, and muttered to himself: "Why am I sneezing?"

Meijia asked worriedly, "Honey, do you have a cold?"

"No."

Ziqiao shook his head: "It's just that my nose is a little itchy. Hey, you brought all the food from the refrigerator. Aren't you afraid that Xiang Yu will kill you?"

"It's okay. It doesn't matter who eats it. Just go buy some more and put it back in the evening."

But Mika didn't care at all.

After finishing preparations, Meijia squeezed Ziqiao's arm and said, "Husband, now it all depends on you, come on."

"Ah."

Zi Qiao started live streaming.
On the other side, Xiang Yu ordered takeout. Seeing that the delivery guy was still on the way, he walked to the next door. Seeing Ziqiao, Meijia and Curry Sauce in the kitchen, Xiang Yu was a little stunned: "Are they all there?"

"Shh~~"

As soon as Xiang Yu finished speaking, he was covered by Curry Sauce and Meijia. He glanced at Ziqiao and found that he was still in good shape. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Meijia whispered, "Ziqiao is about to start the live broadcast, don't disturb him."

"live streaming?"

Xiang Yu looked over in surprise, his face darkened. The table was full of things from his refrigerator. "Food broadcast? Then you can't order the food yourself?"

"Uh, hehe~"

Meijia smiled awkwardly: "Don't worry about the details. Don't worry, we will make up for it if we make money."

"Come on!"

Xiang Yu curled his lips: "This is just the first time, it won't happen again. Okay, are you ready?"

At this time, Ziqiao's stomach started to growl.

Several people immediately turned their attention to Ziqiao.

Ziqiao touched his stomach and explained weakly, "I was worried that I wouldn't be able to eat too much during the live broadcast, so I didn't dare to eat lunch. I only ate a little breakfast, but not a single bite of lunch. I was hungry."

Xiang Yu nodded and said, "Well, when it comes to food, our country may be the richest in the world."

Zi Qiao asked curiously, "What do you mean?"

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "You see, we call making a living 'living', work 'rice bowl', and when we meet someone, we ask if you've eaten yet. Living off savings is living off capital, and if you're doing well, you're eating your way around. Taking advantage of others is eating tofu."

"Hahaha, that makes sense! A beautiful woman is a feast for the eyes."

Ziqiao laughed and said this was great. He could use it to chat while eating later.

Meijia smiled and said, "Yes, jealousy is called jealousy."

Xiang Yu spread his hands and said with a smile: "Look, it seems that everything is inseparable from food."

"Anything else? Tell me more and I'll write it down. Maybe it can be used during the live broadcast."

Ziqiao took out a small notebook and started writing it down.

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "There is an old saying, 'Food is the first necessity of the people'. Gaozi in Mencius also said, 'Food and sex are human nature'. This shows that eating is a natural instinct of human beings and a necessity for survival and reproduction.

Prehistoric ancestors had low productivity and very little food, and they were often so hungry that they would eat anything they could find, regardless of whether the food was good or bad, as long as it could fill their stomachs.

When humans did not know how to use fire, they ate birds and animals raw, including their fur and blood. This lifestyle was called "eating raw meat and drinking blood" and "eating them alive".

Our ancestors occasionally ate barbecued birds and animals and found them delicious and tender. From then on, they began to consciously preserve fire and started barbecue.

Later, with the advent of bronze, people made all kinds of kitchen utensils to process and cook food, and at that time, people lived a life of feasting and feasting.”

Ziqiao laughed and said, "Professional! So, my eating broadcast is also a way of passing on culture."

At this time, the doorbell rang.

Xiang Yu smiled and waved his hand, saying, "You should prepare for the live broadcast. As for me, I'm going to eat my takeaway."

Here, Xiang Yu had just finished his takeaway and was about to go to the next door to find some fruit to relieve his greasiness. Suddenly, he heard Zi Qiao say to the live studio: "Okay, we've finished the appetizers, it's time for the main course."

Then Xiang Yu saw Curry Sauce coming over with a plate of big pig's trotters.

Ziqiao said loudly, "You girls always like to call us men pig's trotters. In my opinion, this pig's trotter is a good thing. It's chewy, tasty, and full of collagen. Come on, praise my pig's trotter."

Xiang Yu turned around and took a sneak peek, and whispered, "Oh my god, can Ziqiao finish this?"

If you want to eat more, you must not be in a hurry. Eating like a starving ghost will not only affect digestion but also cause bloating.

If Ziqiao eats like this, he will probably vomit.

Five minutes later, as expected, after finishing the bowl, no, not even finishing it! Ziqiao couldn't stand it anymore.

Ziqiao was still greeting the people who had just entered the live broadcast room.

At this time, Ziqiao was already full and kept winking at Curry Sauce, but Curry Sauce seemed not to see Ziqiao's wink.

Ziqiao had no choice but to advertise while eating: "Okay, dear audience friends, do you know why I don't gain weight? It's because I often eat these meal replacement cakes. SS, meal replacement cakes are delicious and don't make you fat. You deserve them."

"???"

Mei Jia, Curry Sauce and Xiang Yu all couldn't help but cover their foreheads. Although they applauded Zi Qiao's shameless spirit, it was obvious that the audience did not buy it.

Sure enough, someone started complaining in the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room.

“You don’t gain weight because you can’t eat much.”

"What the hell is this meal replacement cake? You obviously don't eat much, that's why you're not fat."

"..."

Ziqiao couldn't help but twitch his lips. Although he was thick-skinned, he couldn't avoid embarrassment. He couldn't help but glance at Xiang Yu, who was holding a piece of paper with a few big words written on it: "Find a way to retain the audience."

Ziqiao started to talk to everyone about the long-standing "food culture" to delay time.

However, all the comments on the barrage were like "see what's going on". Ziqiao felt very strange because he hadn't eaten anything yet and the number of people was still increasing.

Just as I was about to look back, a claw suddenly reached out from behind.

"Uh?"

Ziqiao's brain froze.

Cai Cai stretched out her two paws and lay on the table. Xiang Yu brought a chair, picked up Cai Cai and squatted on the chair.

Ziqiao casually glanced at his phone and found that someone was brushing the live broadcast room.

"What a cute dog, host, please give it something to eat."

"My mouth is watering."

"Sell it to me. I'll give you ten bucks."

"I'll give twenty."

"You're going too far upstairs! I'll give you two hundred."

Ziqiao glanced at Caicai who was sitting next to him and couldn't help but twitch his lips. He felt that he was not as popular as a dog.

Mei Jia, who was standing by, wrote down the plan that Xiang Yu had just drawn up on a piece of paper and held it up in her hand for Zi Qiao to see.

"Contest with Caicai to see who can eat noodles faster."

Xiang Yu brought two plates of noodles, but the portions were not big, as he was afraid that Ziqiao would not be able to finish them.

Ziqiao pulled himself together and said with a smile, "We have a special activity next. We're going to serve a plate of noodles and see who can eat it the fastest. Everyone support my Q1, and everyone support my dog's Q2."

A row of 2s were painted on the screen.

Xiang Yu breathed a sigh of relief. What he meant was to let Ziqiao paddle for a while and take a rest. It was obvious that Ziqiao had gotten the point and was no longer as anxious as before.

So Xiang Yu stepped aside and continued to do his own thing.

Curry and Mika were stunned. Curry said, "This track is very new!"

Meijia scratched her head awkwardly: "But it always feels like competing with a dog to see who eats faster."

Curry Sauce comforted him: "It's normal. As long as there is traffic, there is everything on the Internet."

"Uh~~"

Mika was speechless, but after thinking about it, it seemed to be true.

(End of this chapter)