The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 652 Lawyer Zhang grabs the red envelope

Xiang Yu sighed and complained: "I don't understand why we invented the shopping festival. It makes people have to wait for the event to buy things."

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "It's like a marathon."

"What do you mean?"

Yifei was a little confused. What does this have to do with marathon?
"When Athens won the war against Persia, Athens sent its fastest soldier, who ran 42 kilometers non-stop to bring back the news of victory and died of exhaustion on the spot."

After telling the story, Zhang Wei smiled and said, "After this incident, people's reaction was not that people should not run 42 kilometers continuously, or they would die. Instead, people's reaction was, why don't we give it a try? So everyone organized a meeting and invented the marathon. This is enough to show that humans just like to organize meetings to do certain things, such as shopping festivals."

"It makes sense!"

Dali said, "Next, there is the green shopping style. This type of people only buy what they need, accurately add up the prices of goods, make sure they can use coupons and discount vouchers, do their homework before buying, place orders quickly and decisively, and have no regrets after buying. People with this type of shopping personality are often decisive and clear-minded in life."

After hearing this, Zhang Wei slapped his thigh hard and shouted, "Isn't this me?"

Zhao Haitang complained: "This is clearly about Dali, what does it have to do with you?"

Dali looked at Zhang Wei and said, "To be honest, I rarely see Lawyer Zhang buying things, so I'm not sure what color you are."

"I really am a green shopping personality. Let me show you."

Zhang Wei took out his cell phone and said, "Here, everything I want to buy is lying here. As long as one day I have collected all the coupons, I will buy them all at once and empty the shopping cart."

"Are you waiting to make a wish someday and have the dragon help you empty your shopping cart?"

"Just forget it~"

Xiang Yu ruthlessly complained: "Last time, after you bought shower gel, you found that Ziqiao bought the same shower gel as you, but when Ziqiao bought it, he bought a bottle of shower gel and got a bar of soap for free. You pestered him and returned the one you bought, and then bought the shower gel that came with the soap. You call this having no regrets?"

Zhang Wei retorted confidently: "I'm not reluctant to leave even though I'm retiring."

"Then it's also good to be quick and decisive when placing an order?"

Zhao Haitang laughed and teased: "When you bought it, you compared the same product from dozens of stores and chose the cheapest one."

"This is called doing your homework. Didn't I just place the order after I selected it?"

"That's because the customer service couldn't stand you anymore and gave you a discount, so you placed the order."

Xiang Yu complained harshly that in fact Zhang Wei was more like a yellow shopping personality, but he was only concerned about the price.

For example, if he sees that something is the cheapest, but suddenly sees that another store has a countdown to a sale, he will start to wonder whether he should buy it or wait until the other store has a sale, where it will be cheaper.

This cycle goes on and on, and I have to delay buying a bar of soap for a week just to save that dollar.

Even Yifei complained: "There are also toilet paper, paper towels, and other things. Have you bought them? They are all taken from others."

Zhang Wei was so angry, but Xiang Yu suddenly found a blind spot, "However, Zhang Wei is still okay when it comes to buying things for his girlfriend. Last time I saw Zhang Wei bought a new lipstick for Wu Yue."

Zhang Wei said proudly: "I spend my money wisely."

"Indeed, you saw a big lobster in the seafood section of the supermarket last time, and then you added the aunt in the seafood section on WeChat and sent her a red envelope of 20 yuan."

“Why do I need to add WeChat to buy lobster?”

Zhang Wei proudly said, "The big lobsters that cost less than a thousand yuan are sold at a 10% discount when they die. I immediately ran to pack them up and steamed them at home. The taste is no different from that of live lobsters."

"But you later went to the hospital to treat the allergy and it cost you nearly two thousand."

"Then I miscalculated. I thought that eating a little bit every day would help me become desensitized. Who knew that I would accidentally eat too much."

At this time, Meijia ran over with two bottles of maternal and infant water.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't say that, Curry Sauce, you have good taste! Ajie does look more and more like Liang Chaowei, but he is still a little bit worse than Ziqiao."

Zhang Wei asked Meijia, "By the way, where is Ziqiao? It's a rare occasion for me to invite guests, why doesn't he come to show his support?"

"You also know that you rarely treat guests."

Zhang Wei said awkwardly: "Ahem, let's not talk about this. Where is Ziqiao?"

"Lisa recommended him an opportunity to be on the same stage with a live broadcast celebrity. He is currently out of town, promoting small cakes on a show."

Everyone nodded in sudden realization, no wonder they didn't see this king of taking advantage.

Dali laughed and said, "Then I'll move on to the next one, cyan."

"DiDi! DiDi!"

"Hey, wait a minute!"

Meijia took out her phone and said excitedly, "It's time, it's time! The shopping festival red envelopes are ready! Me, maternal and child section, curry, snacks section, Zhang Wei, building materials section, Nuolan, Q&A red envelopes, Yifei, winter clothing section, let's start!"

Everyone took out their mobile phones and started scrambling for red envelopes.

Zhao Haitang frowned and said, "Why don't you continue to listen to Dali." Meijia said nonchalantly, "Oh, if it's not to kill time, who would want to listen to such boring things? Grab it!!!"

Looking at everyone trying hard to grab the red envelopes, Zhao Haitang looked at Xiang Yu blankly. Xiang Yu shrugged and handed Zhao Haitang a drink.
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The next day, 3604.

Zhang Wei is sitting in his office grabbing red envelopes.

Xiang Yu was watching videos, and the two of them didn't disturb each other and were very harmonious.

At this moment, Meijia suddenly rushed in and asked, "Hey, Zhang Wei, can you help me see how to use this pre-sale red envelope?"

Zhang Wei said without even looking up, "Paying a deposit can triple the amount."

Meijia sat down and asked again: "What about the red envelope for the torch?"

“Just find someone to help you light it up, or invite new users to use it.”

"Red envelopes for discounts, red envelopes for purchases with a higher price, red envelopes that fall from the sky, red envelopes that rise from the ground, red envelopes at the freezing point, red envelopes at the boiling point? Why are there so many different kinds?"

Meijia said aggrievedly: "You usually bully me because my wallet is offline, and now you bully me because my IQ is offline!"

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "So, IQ is a good thing, but unfortunately, many people have never had it."

Meijia looked at Xiang Yu with squinted eyes, full of threats.

Xiang Yu quickly raised his hands in surrender and continued to watch his own short videos.

Zhao Haitang walked out of his room with a haggard face, and complained as soon as he came out: "Lawyer Zhang, what were you doing last night? You kept screaming in the middle of the night!"

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "I'm trying to grab the loudest red envelope. Whoever shouts the loudest will get the biggest red envelope."

Meijia asked with shining eyes: "Did you get it?"

Zhang Wei said helplessly: "No. A girl was watching a horror movie and screaming, killing the whole audience in seconds."

Zhao Haitang was a little puzzled and asked: "Then why do I still hear you laughing?"

Zhang Wei further explained: "Although I didn't get the biggest red envelope, I did get a coupon. The system stipulates that you have to laugh wildly into the microphone of your phone for 30 seconds to prove that you are very happy before you can use this coupon."

Zhao Haitang was stunned for a moment before asking, "Then why did you cry again?"

Zhang Wei sighed and said with a sad face: "I used this coupon to exchange with someone else, but I got a coupon that was not very cost-effective, so I was very sad."

"You're howling like a ghost in the middle of the night. You're just a fucking night elf!"

Zhao Haitang looked up at the sky in silence. He was completely speechless.

"Beep beep~"

A whistle suddenly sounded at the door.

Everyone turned their heads and saw Ajie hiding outside the door with half of his head sticking out, waving at them.

Seeing Ajie waving at him, Zhao Haitang walked over without knowing why.

Ajie looked around, tiptoed to hand the takeaway to Zhao Haitang, and whispered, "Remember to give a good review for the buns you ordered, dear."

Zhao Haitang asked in confusion: "What's wrong with your throat? Did you also grab the red envelope from Loudspeaker?"

"Shhhhhh~"

Ajie's face was twisted, and he said nervously, "I'm afraid Curry Sauce will hear it."

"Oh, don't worry, Curry Sauce went to work at the coffee shop? You're afraid of waking her up, right?"

Mika said sweetly, "Oh~ How thoughtful."

The others smiled kindly after hearing this.

Hearing that Curry Sauce was gone, Ajie relaxed completely and said bitterly, "What? I was afraid that she would hear the noise and come out to pester me."

Meijia raised her eyebrows and said, "What's the matter with you guys being boyfriend and girlfriend? It's so formal."

"Boyfriend and girlfriend?"

Ajie was startled, and seeing everyone's expressions, he immediately understood and said with a bitter face: "You misunderstood!"

the day before yesterday.

When Curry opened the door and saw that it was Ajie, he became excited, "Ajie!"

"Curry sauce, eat it while it's hot. Also, this is the juice tea that comes with the lunch box. Remember to give it a good review, dear." Ajie subconsciously took a step back, handed the takeaway to Curry Sauce, forced a smile, turned around and ran away in a panic.

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(End of this chapter)