The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 654 No one will be cheap to you
Chapter 654 No one will be cheap to you
At this time, Dali took out a pair of gloves from a courier box on the ground.
Meijia hurriedly shouted: "Wow, Dali, your gloves are so cute~"
Dali laughed and said, "Oh, really? I sent this back online."
"How much? Is there a discount?"
Dali said directly: "It's 30% off. I bought it before the shopping festival. There won't be any congestion in the express delivery."
Meijia: “Send me the link!”
"Cough cough cough."
Xiang Yu reminded from the side.
"Forehead"
"Calm down, it doesn't cost a penny!"
Only then did Meijia remember her declaration of not shopping, and she stretched out her hand with difficulty to stop Dali from sending her link.
"Woo."
Meijia held her phone and cried, "It's too hard not to buy it."
After hearing this, Dali said calmly, "I have a solution!"
"Huh? Do you have any idea?"
Meijia's eyes suddenly lit up.
Then, Dali took Meijia's hand and put on the newly bought kitchen gloves for her.
It looks like two little dinosaurs growing on the hands, one pink and one green, so cute.
Dali smiled and said, "Okay, now you can't use your phone, Meijia, or pay with your fingerprints, but these gloves can protect you from good people but not bad people."
"It mainly depends on your awareness."
Meijia opened the two little dinosaurs in her hands. Meijia played with the little dinosaurs in her hands and said confidently: "Don't worry, I am the most self-conscious. When I didn't do well in the exams when I was young, I signed my parents' names myself without the teacher telling me. I never bothered my mother."
Dali greeted him, "It just so happens that you have gloves. The waffles are ready. Please help me bring them out."
"Ok."
Xiang Yu watched this scene with a smile on his face.
At this time, Zhao Haitang popped up from nowhere, leaning against the counter of the store, and said with a lewd smile: "Da Li, you've worked hard today. Come, have some water."
Dali said unhappily, "Go away and don't disturb my work."
Zhao Haitang took out his cell phone and said calmly, "Oh~ The manager of Bingo Dessert Shop has a bad service attitude and is cold to customers. Do you want to write a review online?"
Dali said expressionlessly: "Sir, what would you like to order?"
Zhao Haitang said calmly: "Give me some pear juice, with big pears and lots of sugar."
Meijia could hear it: "Hey~ Dali with Begonia on top, you still take advantage of others when you order something."
Xiang Yu complained: "Zhao Haitang, Dali is writing a paper and collecting materials, are you just sitting there with nothing to do?"
"how could be?"
Zhao Haitang said flatteringly: "I just finished class and came here to take a break. I'll treat you to some Haitang juice, er... pear juice."
"Tsk tsk, that's what I thought."
Xiang Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Zhao Haitang, your way of picking up girls is so weak. Zhang Wei was better than you before."
Zhao Haitang sat down at their table and questioned, "How is that possible? Tell me about it."
Meijia smiled and said, "Zhang Wei and Ziqiao got engaged to pick up girls."
"really?"
When Zhao Haitang heard this, his curiosity about gossip immediately burned in his heart.
"Really, but this dark history is rarely mentioned."
After saying that, Meijia was still trying hard to cut the waffles, which made Zhao Haitang's mouth twitch: "Sister Meijia, I will help you cut the waffles, you tell me."
"no need."
Meijia refused directly, then picked up the plate and took a bite: "See, it's easy, with this pair of gloves, it's no problem to spend this shopping festival easily."
Xiang Yu looked at her struggling expression and said, "Actually, there are ways to prevent yourself from spending money. You can learn from Zhang Wei and make sure you keep your money under control."
Zhao Haitang asked curiously, "How did Lawyer Zhang do it?"
Xiang Yu said silently: "It's actually very simple. Zhang Wei has a box. When he starts saving money, he will put the money other than living expenses into it." "But what's the use of this?"
"Why didn't it work?"
Xiang Yu said calmly: "There are dozens of locks installed on the box, and then the keys of these locks are mixed together. Trying the locks will make you despair."
Mika took a deep breath, "You mean, if it's troublesome enough to spend money, I can stop spending money, right?"
"Bingo, that's right."
Xiang Yu chuckled, "Isn't it because it's so convenient that people like to spend money now? Just scan the code, press your fingerprint, and the money is paid. I don't feel anything at all.
Then we should do the opposite, lock up your phone, cards, and cash. The more troublesome it is, the better. Then take them out during the shopping festival. Believe me, you will feel like you have become rich overnight. "
At this point, Xiang Yu sighed: "Unfortunately, the times are too advanced, and this trick is not very useful anymore."
"why?"
Mika was very confused. If this method was useful, she wouldn't mind learning it.
Anyway, she is pregnant now and has plenty of time. It would be no problem for her to try hundreds of keys, let alone dozens of them.
“This is the Internet age.”
Dali explained: "You locked your phone, don't use WeChat anymore? Don't answer calls anymore? As long as you have your phone, you still have to spend money."
"It seems to make sense."
Xiang Yu also said: "Although the method can no longer be learned, the essence is the same! Just make the payment model extra complicated."
"Unfortunately, there is no such method."
Zhao Haitang spread his hands and said, "These things are created in modern society to make it easier for us to pay. Even if you use a payment password, it won't be that troublesome."
"That's true."
Mika sighed, it was such a bummer, it was such a pity that this method couldn't be used anymore.
As she was talking, her cell phone rang. She immediately took a breath and said, "Another red envelope. Why is it like this again?"
Meijia wanted to order with a bitter face, but couldn't: "Quick, Dali, say something quickly, let me forget about the red envelope."
"Then let me tell you a fable!"
Dali wiped his hands, thought for a moment and said, "There was once a person who walked two miles to save two dollars on bus fare. She comforted herself by saying that this not only saved money, but was also good for health and could help her lose weight."
Mika asked curiously, "Then?"
"Don't worry."
Dali continued as he worked, "Then when she was walking home, she passed by a milk tea shop."
Meijia didn't understand, Zhao Haitang suddenly interrupted: "Oh, I know, that milk tea shop is the milk tea shop you are in, Dali."
"No."
Dali went on to say, "Unexpectedly, the milk tea shop was having a promotion. The person was very thirsty, so she spent 15 yuan to buy a cup of milk tea."
The more Mika listened, the more confused she became: "So, what is this story about?"
Dali smiled and said, "This story tells us that there is no need to save some money. If you insist on saving it, it will only make you spend more money."
Meijia was stunned for a moment and said, "But my problem now is that I have no money."
Zhao Haitang shook his head, turned around and asked, "Is the rest of my pear juice ready?"
"doing."
Dali's tone was very cold.
Zhao Haitang frowned and said, "Too cold. Chatting with customers is also an important way to improve satisfaction. But what about you? Is that your attitude?"
Dali paused and said, "I'm at work and don't accept private chats."
Zhao Haitang said expectantly, "Let's talk about work. Tell me the fable again."
Dali gave Zhao Haitang a look and told him to figure it out himself.
Seeing this, Zhao Haitang took out his phone and deliberately asked, "Should I give it one star or zero stars?"
Dali glared at Zhao Haitang fiercely and said quickly: "Once upon a time, there was a couple. The man liked to eat meat, but at noon, there were only a few vegetarian dishes on the table. He complained, why are there only vegetarian dishes?
The woman said, eat it if you want, or if you don’t want, feed it to the dog.
Your pear juice is ready. Thank you for your patronage. Goodbye."
Zhao Haitang said with an intoxicated look on his face: "It's so touching! This is the first time you've talked to me so much. Today is simply amazing~"
Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said with a smile: "I suddenly thought of a joke. Even if everything is cheap during the shopping festival, I will not be with you, because no one will be cheap to you!"
(End of this chapter)
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