The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 663: The Immortal Touched My Head and Granted Me Titanium Alloy

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Xiang Yu was watching Zhang Wei tinkering with the house model. The house's water, electricity, pipes and other parts had already been decorated, and now only the interior decoration was left.

At this time, Zhao Haitang walked in with Dali, holding a book.

Looking at the time, it should be time to go home from school.

“Great! Great!”

Zhao Haitang followed Dali, exuding the aura of a dog licker.

Dali said helplessly: "You don't live here, why are you following me?"

Zhao Haitang took out a heart-shaped pattern and asked, "There is a question that I just can't figure out. Why is the function curve of "r=a(1-sinθ)" heart-shaped?"

Zhao Haitang is always trying to poach people.

"All I know is that Descartes, the inventor of the cardioid function, remained single until his death."

Dali said this in a bad mood, and then said, "Do you want me to draw a function in the shape of the Chinese character 囧 for you?"

Zhao Haitang felt as if he were stabbed in the heart.

项宇打趣道：“那[(n+52.8)×5–3.9343]÷0.5-10×n+1岂不是我爱你，一生一世！”

The noise of several people interrupted Zhang Wei's train of thought. Zhang Wei put down the model and said unhappily, "Can you be quieter?"

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Don't mess with Lawyer Zhang. He is very anxious right now."

Zhang Wei suddenly said proudly: "Add any number to 52.8, multiply by 5, subtract 3.9343, divide the difference by 0.5, subtract ten times the number and add 1, the result will always be 521.1314. Where n is any real number..."

Everyone was stunned.

Zhang Wei continued to tinker with his cardboard box model.

After putting on his disguise, he left, keeping his achievements and fame to himself. Zhang Wei was secretly proud that the secrets of picking up girls he had learned back then were not in vain.

Just at this moment, Hu Qiang came back.

Xiang Yu immediately started to make fun of him: "Hu Qiang, do you know what love words are in mathematics?"

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, then he pushed Zhao Haitang aside, stood next to Dali and said, "You are the Atlantic warm current, and I am the Port of Murmans. Because of your arrival, my world has become an ice-free port."

Dali was stunned for a moment, looked Hu Qiang up and down, and then said: "The feelings between you and me are written in DNA, buried deep in every base pair. After dozens of cycles of electrophoresis, the bands on the gel are still clearly visible."

Xiang Yu had a bewildered look on his face. He poked Zhang Wei, who was lowering his head, and hoped that Lawyer Zhang, who had just finished pretending to be powerful, would come out and explain.

Zhang Wei raised his head slightly, also with a look of confusion on his face.

These days, people without culture can’t even understand love words.

How could Zhao Haitang be willing to admit defeat? He immediately said, "I want to be with you every day. I wish you good morning, good afternoon and good night."

Hu Qiang stood in front of Dali and said with a smile: "Then I wish you a peaceful rest in peace!"

"!!!"

"I want to buy a piece of land, your dead set."

"I also want to buy a piece of land for your burial place!"

Strawberry, raspberry, blueberry, did you miss me today? "

"Ah? Ma what plum?"

"You, you, you~"

Zhao Haitang took a few steps back and lost his balance, almost knocking Zhang Wei's model off the table.

Zhang Wei protected the model and said, "Okay, stop making trouble."

Zhao Haitang snorted and changed the subject: "Eh? Lawyer Zhang, what did you get? A new board game?"

"Isn't this a model of the new suite upstairs? Did you make it yourself?"

Dali recognized it at a glance.

"It's my first time decorating a room, and I don't have much experience."

Zhang Wei suddenly remembered and asked, "Oh, by the way, do you think it is better to put a sofa in the office for customers to sit on, or two office chairs?" Zhao Haitang immediately said, "It must be a sofa! Sitting on the sofa is more free and comfortable."

"Sofas get dirty easily and are hard to maintain, so office chairs are better."

Dali expressed his opinion.

Zhang Wei nodded, looking hesitant, and glanced at Xiang Yu and asked, "What about you? Which one do you think is better?"

"I?"

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "If it were me, I would make two rooms, one for office chairs and one for sofas."

"."

Zhang Wei almost choked to death as there was only one bedroom and a living room in the house.

Xiang Yu patted Zhang Wei's shoulder seriously and said, "And I think you should focus on decorating the bathroom."

"I'll go, why?"

Xiang Yu immediately smiled and explained: "Because the bathroom is your birth point."

"Decoration is like love. Even if you are sincere and patient, you will inevitably feel sad and upset."

Zhao Haitang suddenly looked at Dali sadly.

"Don't be sour."

Xiang Yu was speechless, and then asked: "By the way, Zhao Haitang, how is your new novel going?"

Zhao Haitang sighed and said, "The response was mediocre. People said my article lacked some social experience."

Zhang Wei was a little confused and asked, "What do you mean?"

Xiang Yu translated: "It means that the author lacks social practice and the article he wrote is out of touch with reality."

Zhao Haitang retorted indignantly: "How can there be so many meaningful things in society?"

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "Not really. Look at what Zhanbo said a few days ago. It was very interesting."

"whats the matter?"

Zhang Wei continued to fiddle with the model, while Xiang Yu fiddled with it and said, "They rescued a red-crowned crane in a wildlife reserve. The crane's beak was broken in a fight and it was left to die. In order to save the crane, Zhanbo used 3D printing to install a titanium alloy beak on it."

Zhao Haitang interrupted with disdain: "What's the point of this? Good people and good deeds? That's nothing new."

Xiang Yu decided to give Zhao Haitang a little shock, "No, the meaning of this story is that the flesh is weak and the machine can ascend."

Zhao Haitang was puzzled and asked: "What is the connection between the two?"

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Because later Zhanbo and others found that this red-crowned crane used its titanium alloy beak to fight other cranes. It won every battle and rushed around without any worries. It became the local bully. Other cranes couldn't beat it at all."

Zhao Haitang said speechlessly: "This is your weak physical body, and the mechanical ascension."

Xiang Yu said casually: “You can also tell this story from a different angle.

The red-crowned crane was attacked by its own kind, fell into the abyss, and waited for death. Then it met the Supreme Being of Humanity. He passed on the Supreme Magical Instrument to it, and now it wants to take back everything it has lost. "

"666."

Several people applauded at the same time.

Dali said with emotion: "This is the Crane tribe's legend of 'the immortal touched my head and gave me titanium alloy'."

Zhao Haitang took out a small notebook and said as he wrote:

The second year of the Hedi calendar

Legend has it that when Crane Emperor was in the early stages of his cultivation, he was defeated by his own people while pursuing a Taoist partner, which damaged the foundation of his Taoism and broke his life-saving magic weapon.

At that time, all the cranes felt that he didn't have much time left. Even his partner chose the fellow crane who defeated him. All the cranes felt sorry for him.

He quietly left the tribe, but no one expected that many days later, the Crane Emperor would reappear. He actually recast his life magic weapon and pushed it to the ultimate level. That day, the Crane Emperor fought against all the male cranes in the tribe, and no crane in the tribe dared to claim the throne. Under the Emperor's beak, all cranes are equal. "

At this time, Meijia and Ziqiao came over from outside and said, "The last sentence is too ordinary."

Zhao Haitang immediately stood up and said, "What's so ordinary about what I said?"

(End of this chapter)