The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 694: A Society that Values ​​Appearance

A stack of invitations to a new product launch was placed on the coffee table in the bar.

Xiao Hei has to be said to be an inventor with many ideas, but most of his inventions are actually not reliable.

"Hey, what is this? Xiao Hei just asked the bartender to give it to us."

Nuolan handed the flyer to Xiang Yu.

Before Xiang Yu could speak, Mei Jia came in and started asking questions: "Huh? Everyone is here? Didn't Xiao Hei say that I am the lucky one picked out of a million? Why are you all here too?"

"This is not one in a million, it's obvious that Xiao Hei directly found us for the experiment~"

Ziqiao complained that he would not believe Xiaohei’s nonsense.

"What did Xiao Hei write on it?"

Meijia and Ziqiao also found a seat and sat down.

Zhao Haitang picked up the invitation letter for the new product launch and read: "In the castle, there is a beautiful princess. She has been sleeping for 100 years.

Warriors came one after another and fell in front of the dragon. Until a prince defeated the dragon and rescued the princess!
Is this all for justice?

Or for true love?

None of that, it’s because I have a…beautiful face!”

Zhao Haitang finished speaking in a low voice, and Yifei couldn't help but complain: "What kind of story is this? Your worldview has dropped!"

"It's actually quite true. You see, if the princess wasn't pretty, who would save her? If you weren't a princess, who would know you?"

Xiang Yu spread his hands. Nowadays, being attracted to beauty is the natural reaction of men and women.

Nuolan said somewhat dissatisfiedly: "I feel like my fairy tale has completely turned dark."

"Yes."

Several women began to condemn.

Zhao Haitang explained: "That's what Xiao Hei wrote on his flyer."

Ziqiao quickly changed the subject and asked, "Where is Xiaohei? He asked us to come over, why didn't he come?"

Dali read the invitation letter, "If you receive this flyer, congratulations, you will be one of the first users of my black technology. I will save you from this age of appearance. What black technology?"

"I don't know. But there is indeed a patient here who looks like he has advanced facial cancer and needs emergency treatment!"

Ziqiao looked at Meijia. Yes, in fact, Xiaohei invented this thing largely because of Ziqiao’s pleading.

Meijia said nonchalantly: "I like bars. There is a smell of handsome guys here."

Ziqiao was very unhappy at the moment.

Zhao Haitang joked, "Xiao Hei's story makes sense. Just look at Curry Sauce to see how important appearance is. She works in a western restaurant, and the amount of trouble she gets into every day is enough to circle the earth one and a half times! If she wasn't good-looking, the customers would have overturned the table long ago!"

Zhang Wei said uncertainly: "Judging people by appearance, after all, only a minority of people do, right?"

Dali explained: "There was a research report on appearance and the labor market published in Economic Review. The data showed that people with outstanding appearance get 5% higher salary than the average person, while people with ugly appearance get 9% lower salary than the average person. If both people work for a lifetime, the good-looking person will earn an average of US$ more than the ugly person."

Ziqiao slapped his thigh excitedly: "No wonder I'm not as rich as Xiang Yu. But I'm richer than Zhang Wei!"

Zhang Wei immediately looked at Ziqiao and asked, "Are you richer than me?"

Xiang Yu suddenly said, "No wonder I'm richer than you all! It turns out I'm more handsome than you all!"

Ziqiao, Zhang Wei: "."

Yifei disagreed and said, "Looking good can't make a living, the key is still the ability."

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and asked Yifei, "Yifei, if you were asked to choose again, would you choose Benedict Cumberbatch's face or Teacher Zeng's face?"

"Tsk, what a stupid question."

Yifei sneered, and the scene changed, and she suddenly asked seriously: "Can we choose Tom Hiddleston?"

Everyone was speechless, appearance is justice.

Meijia smiled and said: "Although good looks can't be eaten, but looking at handsome boys and young hunks more often will make you happy!"

Zi Qiao said jealously: "Then why don't you look at me? I'm a handsome guy too!"

Meijia was stunned for a moment, then said with a wry smile: "Well, if you look at it for too long, you will get tired of it."

Zi Qiao sighed: "Alas, it's a pity that I haven't relied on my looks to make a living for a long time."

"Do not."

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes and said, "With this face, you can keep Mei Jia, a face-destroying patient. If it's Zhang Wei's face, do you think you can keep Mei Jia?" What he said made so much sense that I was speechless.

Ziqiao sighed and shook his head helplessly: "After all, I am a handsome guy, okay?"

Xiang Yu said jokingly: "They say that what you can't get is the best. You can't escape, it's strange that she will look at you!"

Zi Qiao listened and said with a disapproving look on his face, "I never look at a person's face. No matter how pretty a girl is, I won't remember what she looks like the day after we say goodbye."

When Meijia heard this, she pinched Qiao's arm out of jealousy.

Ziqiao successfully turned the game around!

Yifei laughed and said, "You just can't remember it because of your poor memory, right?"

Xiang Yu asked in confusion: "I said, you girls like looking at handsome guys so much?"

Yifei replied calmly: "Because we have ugly ones ourselves."

Click!

Hu Qiang looked at Dali, seeming to want to say something but stopping himself.

Dali smiled and said, "Don't worry, I don't think you're ugly. Although you're very different from my idol Planck, it's not unacceptable."

Hu Qiang: Thank you. I feel so hurt when you say that.

Xiang Yu just thought that everyone was a vulgar person, and said frankly: "I am different from you. You are all vulgar people, but I am much more noble than you."

Yifei said suspiciously, "Don't you look at the face?"

"No."

Xiang Yu calmly shook his head: "What I mean is, is it so difficult to admit that you also look at faces? I just look at faces, so what? Just like me, it starts with appearance, respects talent, matches personality, lasts for a long time with kindness, and ends with character."

"Huh~"

Everyone was fed with dog food.

Zhao Haitang suddenly said: "Well, I like looking at feet more than faces."

"Huh~"

Everyone looked at Zhao Haitang strangely and quickly moved away from him.

Zhang Wei said disdainfully: "I didn't expect you to have such a fetish. It's so shameful."

"What are you thinking? I was talking about shoes!" Zhao Haitang hurriedly clarified himself, and then said: "Shoes are a symbol of a person's status. Do you know how to quickly defeat your opponent on the court?

Everyone shook their heads in agreement.

"Dude, the pair of AJs you're wearing are fake, and the pair I'm wearing are limited edition~!"

Xiang Yu touched his chin and said, "You just want to show off your shoes, right? Unfortunately, your trick doesn't work on me. I am a pragmatist. No matter whether it's AJ or BJ, as long as they are comfortable, I will give them a chance to wear them on my feet. Everything else is just a passing cloud."

Zhang Wei also curled his lips. He was more practical than Xiang Yu: "Don't be so conceited. I only care about the price."

Hu Qiang then retorted: "I don't look at faces!"

Then he turned around and looked at Dali with love, "I like Dali completely because of his inner qualities and character."

Dali was immediately amused and started laughing from ear to ear.

Angrily eating dog food, everyone: "Ugh~~"

Hu Qiang thought for a moment and said, "If I were as ugly as Zhao Haitang, do you think Dali would still like me?"

Everyone looked at Zhao Haitang, then looked at Hu Qiang, and nodded in unison: "This question is very difficult to choose!!!"

Zhao Haitang raised his head and sighed, "Teacher Hu, use your bullet to dodge and give me a quick death."

Yifei said calmly: "It's okay. Although you look like a beaver, you are very cute."

At this point, Hu Qiang said, "Imagine, if one day, all the men on the street looked like Zhao Haitang, do you think anyone would still dislike Zhao Haitang's ugliness?"

Mika: “Yes!”

Curry Sauce: “Yes.”

Yifei: “Yes.”

At this point, Zhao Haitang completely collapsed, banging his head on the ground, making a duangduang sound.

(End of this chapter)