The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 696 Average-looking glasses

"It's not all Meijia's fault. The preference for good-looking people is determined by human biological instinct."

As he spoke, Xiao Hei walked in from outside:

"A beautiful face is often highly correlated with health, and health is closely related to human biological instincts. However, human biological instincts are also flawed and unfair. If you want to overcome the problems caused by this instinct, you need my invention.

Congratulations, everyone. You are one of the lucky ones who got the chance to try my new invention for free."

Xiang Yu said disdainfully: "I clearly heard the bartender say that you told him directly to give it to us."

Ziqiao nodded and said, "Yes, only a few of us were chosen from ten thousand people, and they were consecutive numbers?"

"happy?"

Xiao Hei smiled and spread his hands.

Zhang Wei said happily: "Anyway, I'm very happy! Good things like free trials never happen to me. Ha, it seems that my luck is about to turn!"

Xiao Hei took out his invention from the bag: three pairs of glasses.

"This is my new invention, average-looking glasses."

"Average appearance? What does that mean?"

"To put it simply, no matter if you are young or old, you have to wear these glasses, and everyone's face will look the same, so it is also called the glasses that treat everyone equally.

This kind of glasses was once described in science fiction novels, which explored the impact of appearance on society. After my efforts, this pair of glasses has become a reality. "

"What's the use?"

Nuolan looked at Xiao Hei in confusion and asked questions.

Xiao Hei explained: "There have always been many cases of beautiful women causing trouble, such as Daji, Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing in ancient times, and the Trojan War in foreign countries. There are countless wars in history that were fought because of faces.

However, with this pair of glasses, the relationship between people will become more and more harmonious. When you find that everyone's face is the same, you will become calmer and calmer, and make the most reasonable and rational judgment, until the world is at peace!"

"You need these glasses the most, so you don't have to suck up young hunks every day."

Ziqiao immediately looked at Meijia. The reason he made the suggestion to Xiaohei was to cure Meijia's face cancer.

"you"

Meijia stared at Ziqiao, stunned for a moment, and said with a guilty conscience: "Who knows if it's reliable? What if you go blind if you wear it?"

Xiao Hei patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, it's guaranteed to be safe!"

Zhang Wei asked doubtfully, "Is there an average appearance in this world?"

Dali explained: "Of course there are. People's aesthetic tastes are similar. In fact, the Internet celebrity face is a high-level average face, with a small face, a pointed chin, a high nose bridge, big eyes, and pouty lips. If you look at Internet celebrity faces too much, you will become face-blind. It feels like you are looking at the same face. This face is the average Internet celebrity face."

"Yeah, indeed."

Everyone couldn't help but nodded.

Hu Qiang asked, "So, Xiao Hei, the glasses you wear mean the average face of an internet celebrity?"

Xiao Hei waved his hand and explained, “I’ve said before that the purpose of inventing these glasses is to save people from a world that values ​​appearance. Obviously, internet celebrity faces don’t have this ability, so I don’t use the average internet celebrity face.

Originally, I analyzed the data and found a low-level average face. I hope that the low-level average face can calm people down, but the first experiment made me realize that even the low-level average face may not be able to save people from the world of appearance. "

Zi Qiao asked anxiously: "Why?"

Dali thought for a moment and said, "This problem is actually easy to understand. After all, different people have different tastes, and a low-level average face can easily arouse people's disgust, which can lead to other problems."

Xiao Hei nodded and said, "That's right, so I decided to adopt the self-selection mode. Everyone can set the average face in the glasses themselves."

Xiao Hei said a lot, but Zhang Wei didn't quite understand what he said. However, he understood one thing, that is, if you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you would be a fool.

"It's free anyway, come on, let me try it."

Zhang Wei couldn't wait to put on the average-looking glasses and first looked at Ziqiao beside him.

"Uh?"

Zhang Wei's face suddenly froze. Zi Qiao asked curiously, "What's wrong? What does an average face look like?"

"handsome or not?"

Mika came closer.

Zhang Wei looked at the others in horror, and it was still the same.
"Zhang Wei, you look quite excited."

Yifei asked curiously, "Are you okay? Why is your face so pale?"

Zhang Wei hadn't woken up yet, Yifei frowned and said, "Speak."

Zhang Wei suddenly took off his glasses in fear, ran away from the crowd, and shouted, "Ah! I'm going blind! I'm going blind!"

Everyone was puzzled. What was going on?
Zhang Wei carefully put on his glasses again and looked at everyone.

And they are all my own face!

"What the hell?! I don't want to play anymore!"

Yifei and Ziqiao took the remaining two glasses from Xiaohei and put them on. When they looked around, they burst into laughter.

"Why did you all turn into Zhang Wei's face?"

“Hahahaha… Zhang Wei has an average face?”

"Oh my god, this is so funny!"

"I'll see, I'll see."

Everyone started scrambling for the glasses.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone who saw other people through the glasses had their faces forcibly photoshopped into Zhang Wei's.

After experiencing this incredible black technology personally, my first feeling was shock, but after the shock, everyone burst into laughter.

“This is too devilish!”

Meijia laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back.

"Let me take a look. Let me take a look."

Zhao Haitang couldn't wait to put on his glasses. He was like he had discovered a new world. He laughed wildly, "You look like this, but your appearance is actually average? Hahaha..."

"Haha~ There's Zhang Wei in a maid outfit pouring wine over there."

"Haha, over there, there's a Zhang Wei wearing a skirt, hahaha~"

Suddenly, everyone looked like Zhang Wei. The only one who was unhappy was Zhang Wei: "Hey, it's ok that I have the average boy's face, but why do I also have the girl's face?"

At this moment, Zhao Haitang was extremely looking forward to Hu Qiang being here as well, so that he could laugh at him.

Xiao Hei explained: "I told you it's an autonomous average face. You have to input your photo first. Time is limited. When I initialized it, I used your face twice."

"You are stealing."

Zhang Wei was furious: "As a lawyer, I warn you to quickly take back the glasses and publish an apology."

"You'd better not send a lawyer's letter."

Yifei laughed so hard that her calves cramped: "If I send a lawyer's letter, this will definitely be on the hot search."

"No, you can't watch it anymore, give it to me now."

Zhang Wei said as he tried to snatch it away.

But it was thrown to this and that by everyone, Zhang Wei tried for a long time but still failed to grab it.

(End of this chapter)