The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 702 I play myself

At this time, Curry Sauce came over with a shoe in his arms and a look of intoxication on his face.

Yifei carefully asked Curry Sauce, "Curry Sauce, why are you eating while holding a shoe?"

Everyone looked at the curry sauce.

Curry Sauce said shyly, "I met a guy at the bar yesterday. His name is Eric. We got along really well, but he left in a hurry and only left one shoe behind."

The three people who knew the situation looked at each other.

Oops, the curry sauce has sunk in.

Zhao Haitang too, if you want to pretend then go ahead, but why do you leave one shoe behind?

Zi Qiao was surprised and said, "I have little education, please don't lie to me."

Zhang Wei then complained: "Isn't this the story of Cinderella, only with the genders reversed?"

Ziqiao smiled and said, "If the other person is handsome, it will be a fantasy fairy tale. If the other person is not good-looking, it will be a lost and found at best."

I have to say that Ziqiao, the ancestor of scumbag men, sees things very clearly.

Curry sauce became more and more excited as he spoke, "I was wearing average-looking glasses yesterday, so I don't know what the other person looks like, but I know that he is gentle and considerate, sincere and humorous, and a gentleman!"

"you sure?"

Then, Curry Sauce described the final conversation to everyone.

Nuolan was speechless: "Isn't this a straight man? He speaks directly, is inconsiderate, doesn't understand women's hearts, and only talks about what he is interested in."

Yifei was speechless: "Curry sauce, you actually like straight men?"

There is a habit of peeping at newlyweds dating in the apartment, but after they spied on Hu Qiang and Dali dating a few times, they no longer have any interest in it.

Because they are also a straight man and a straight woman.

Xiang Yu complained quietly: "See, I told you that Curry Sauce's brain isn't working very well."

Yifei was also helpless and reminded: "Curry, don't get too involved. What if Eric never shows up again?"

Curry insisted: "I go to the bar every night and always see him."

At this time, Zhao Haitang walked in from outside, and Curry Sauce smiled and said, "Zhao Haitang, thank you!"

Zhao Haitang looked confused. Could it be that I was exposed?

"Thanks to your face, I have no evil thoughts! I can have a heart-to-heart talk with a friend of the opposite sex."

After Curry Sauce finished speaking, he began to caress the shoes in his arms, expressing his unrequited love for her.

"Tsk, what does it have to do with me?"

Zhao Haitang was speechless. It seemed like you were using my face as an average face. Zhao Haitang narrowed his eyes unhappily, looked at his shoes with heartache, and acted with disdain.

After breakfast, everyone went their separate ways and started to do their own things.

Curry suddenly said to Dali, "Dali! Can you figure out who Eric is and where he lives through this shoe?"

After all, Dali's intelligence is obvious to all, and Curry Sauce has set his sights on Dali.

According to the melodramatic TV dramas that Curry has watched, there is still a chance that a pair of shoes will find someone.

Dali took the shoes and looked at them, then analyzed, "This is a limited edition pair of sneakers. The person might be a sunny and outgoing young man who pursues fashion and has a certain amount of financial strength."

After saying that, he flipped the shoes over vigorously and said, "Based on the size, I guess your height should be around 1.78 meters. The outside of the shoes are severely worn, and you walk with your feet turned outward. That's all the information for now."

Oh my god, so awesome? Conan is alive!
Xiang Yu looked at Dali in shock.

Those who don't know would think that Dali knows what happened last night.
Yifei and Nuolan, who were preparing to go about their own business, also looked at Dali in surprise.

Zhao Haitang covered up and said, "There are a lot of people like this on the street."

Curry sauce became a little embarrassed and asked Zhao Haitang: "I have another request. Haitang, can you imitate Eric's speech? I miss him so much, your faces are exactly the same! Can you play him temporarily?"

Zhao Haitang was startled, her anus tightened with fright, and she almost thought that Curry Sauce had discovered something.

Zhao Haitang hesitated for a moment, not wanting to reveal the truth, so he refused: "But I have never seen him."

"Don't be nervous or happy. I don't mean to like you. I just miss my crush too much, so I want you to imitate the way my crush speaks." Curry Sauce expressed his true thoughts.

[Zhao Haitang: Do I need to imitate? Can I just act completely myself?]

Zhao Haitang said: "But my throat is not feeling well."

Curry begged, "I miss him so much, and you two have the same face, so can you pretend to be him for a while? Just for a while, okay?"

Zhao Haitang was very opposed to it in his heart.

After all, that Eric was actually Zhao Haitang in disguise.

What if the truth is revealed?
Here, Zhao Haitang couldn't resist Curry Sauce's pleading and started the performance.

Zhao Haitang walked towards Curry Sauce gracefully, holding a red wine glass that was one-third filled with water.

Curry Sauce looked shy and instantly got into the role.

Zhao Haitang wasn't worried about messing up his performance at all, he was just worried that he would act too realistically and let Curry notice the problem.

So Zhao Haitang started changing his voice again: "You are pretty, cute, and beautiful."

Curry Sauce immediately raised his hand and said, "Stop, Haitang, your acting is not good. You are too nervous. Relax."

【Zhao Haitang: I can’t act too realistically when I play myself. It’s so hard!!!】

Xiang Yu took out a notebook and began to write furiously.

The words printed on the notebook were: "Scumbag Identification Manual"

After Dali took a quick glance, he suddenly felt a sense of mourning for Xiang Yu's daughter's future boyfriend. With such a father around, the other party must be under a lot of pressure.

Curry Sauce on the side complained to Zhao Haitang: "Except for the same face, you can't act out Eric's charm at all."

"It's all my face, so tell me, what's the difference?"

Zhao Haitang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that. Although his acting was not very similar, Zhao Haitang was actually very happy in his heart.

"The difference lies in his demeanor, manners, conversation and even smell. I still remember that he had a faint smell of perfume on him."

next moment.

Zhao Haitang quickly sniffed to see if there was such a smell on his body.

It’s okay. The scent of the perfume I sprayed yesterday has almost evaporated.

In order to avoid being exposed, Zhao Haitang quickly changed the subject and asked Xiang Yu beside him: "What are you writing?"

Xiang Yu said calmly: "A manual for identifying scumbags~ What if Nuolan is pregnant with a girl? I have to be on guard. What if she meets a scumbag in the future?"

"With this manual, she doesn't have to be afraid. 99% of scumbags can be identified."

Zhao Haitang came over and read out the words above: "First, if someone shows kindness without any reason, he is either a traitor or a thief."

"Aren't you talking nonsense?"

Zhao Haitang said with disdain: "He came to chat with you the first time we met, must he be attracted by your beauty?"

"Everything that is abnormal must be a demon. There is no such thing as courtesy without reason in the world."

Zhao Haitang thought for a moment and said, "But it's also possible that I fell in love at first sight like I did when I met Dali."

Xiang Yu glanced at Zhao Haitang calmly and said, "Keep reading."

"Second: It is easy to change the country, but difficult to change one's nature."

“Third: The Three No’s Principle.”

Zhao Haitang scratched his head and said, "I can understand the second one, but what does the third one mean?"

Xiang Yu began to explain: "A scumbag will never contact you actively, nor will he reject you. In the ambiguous stage, he will cast a wide net, and you are just one of his many potential targets. In the end, he will not be responsible for you. Not taking the initiative, not rejecting, and not taking responsibility are the three principles of a scumbag."

"sharp!!!"

(End of this chapter)