The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 714 Annoying Barrage
Chapter 714 Annoying Barrage
the other side.
Meijia and Ziqiao, who were already lying on the bed, were also surrounded by barrages of comments.
They all ask for candy.
Ziqiao decisively refused: "Hey, we are already an old married couple, why are you giving us candy?"
Meijia was looking at the encyclopedia of pregnancy and prenatal education and also refused, "I'm reading a book! It turns out that children who always like to eat bamboo shoots and fried meat tend to be stupid. No wonder I couldn't memorize multiplication formulas since I was a child."
【Give out candy! 】
[Stir-fried bamboo shoots with meat is not good without sugar! 】
The barrage of comments remains unrelenting.
No matter whether Meijia was facing left or right, the barrage of comments asking for candy continued.
Meijia threw away the book helplessly and said, "Are you going to be quiet if we don't give you candy?"
[That’s right, give out candy quickly! ]
[So excited, I'm going to give out candies! ]
[Hurry up, hurry up, I can’t wait! ]
……
Meijia turned her head and said to Ziqiao in a tender voice: "Ziqiao, come on!"
Ziqiao looked around, then looked at the ceiling, and asked in confusion, "Up? Where?"
"Just give me a kiss!"
As she spoke, Mika leaned her face closer.
Ziqiao moved closer, and when his mouth was half an inch away from Meijia's face, he hesitated and refused to go any further.
Meijia opened her eyes and asked, "What's wrong? Why are you so hesitant?"
"Being watched by so many people, I always feel like switching careers and becoming a male porn star?"
Ziqiao frowned as he looked at the various urging comments around him.
"Also, why are we doing such a weird thing?"
Meijia said helplessly: "It's because they are too annoying."
Zi Qiao said angrily: "They are so annoying, do we have the obligation to cater to their perverted psychology and satisfy their voyeurism and desire for control?
Do you think that if you meet their demands, they will stop there and know when to stop?
Wrong, they will only get worse and worse.
Unhealthy practices must not be allowed to continue!"
Ziqiao's powerful tone completely stunned Meijia.
Meijia quickly reached out and touched Ziqiao's forehead. Was he having a fever?
"After all these years, this is the first time I've seen a rhino horn growing out of a dog's mouth."
Meijia said with a crazy look on her face: "Ziqiao, you know what? When you get angry, you are really handsome!"
After saying that, Meijia stretched out her hand and made a heart shape to Ziqiao.
Ziqiao swallowed, and suddenly felt like he was being violated. He couldn't help but move aside and asked, "So...what do you want?"
"Hey, I was thinking, how about... we make an exception and give them some candy?"
[I have been waiting for this moment for many years. 】
【so excited. 】
【Ask for a bed and you will get one. 】
【Wow, my heart is beating faster. 】
"okay!"
Meijia and Ziqiao looked at each other.
The next second, they both hid in the bed.
【Cheat my feelings! 】
【Why is that quilt so disgusting! 】
【Why is there no movement? 】
[You're just kidding me. The bed doesn't even seem to move! ]
The barrage directly covered the entire bed.
……
Time quickly came to the next day.
At this time, Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang were in the bar.
Zhao Haitang drank a lot of wine, his face was red and he looked ugly.
Curry Sauce looked at Zhao Haitang and advised, "Zhao Haitang, you should drink less. It's not good for your health." The air around him was filled with various comments such as "Kick Zhao Haitang out of the apartment."
"Now I finally understand, I understand the feelings of Li Zhi and Van Gogh. So this is what it feels like to be despised by everyone."
After Zhao Haitang finished speaking, he drank the wine in the glass.
"Lychee rice cake? What kind of snack is that?"
The curry sauce suddenly lit up.
[As expected of a foodie. 】
[Curry sauce, please be more careful. ]
【Curry sauce is best at playing dumb. 】
Zhao Haitang was speechless for a while, and sighed: "Curry sauce, why do so many comments hate me?"
Because you are new
[Because what you wrote is stupid.]
[Because your name is ugly. ]
【Wasting my precious time. 】
Curry Sauce consoled him, "Hey, there are a lot of people who complain about me and Uncle Xiang Yu, including some who are very strong. Besides, the insults they use are much more nasty than this."
Zhao Haitang said helplessly: "Haha...I have to say, you are really good at comforting people."
At this time, Dali and Hu Qiang came over.
Curry Sauce asked Dali, "Dali, where have you been?"
Dali explained: "I just took a taxi into the city and took a long drive. It turns out that the barrage only prevents all the old residents from leaving the apartment. It may be because they have deep feelings for the old residents. They don't like us new residents."
Hu Qiang took out a notebook and said, "I investigated Mr. Zeng and Guan Gu Youyou. Although they were not in the apartment, there were no barrages last night, but now there are strong barrage reactions. The longer they live here, the more barrages there are."
Curry Sauce was puzzled: "What does this mean?"
Zhao Haitang rolled his eyes at Curry Sauce and said, "This shows that the barrage hopes that we will leave sooner rather than later. The farther away the better."
As soon as the words fell, countless barrages appeared in the air.
【I just want the original crew. 】
【Roll as far as you can. 】
【correct. 】
Zhao Haitang was so angry that he picked up the wine and poured it into his mouth.
Curry Sauce took it with some distress and said, "Don't drink it. Aren't you usually very open-minded? Why can't you stand being scolded?"
Hu Qiang patted Zhao Haitang on the shoulder and said, "Complaining is a physiological need for many people. It's amazing that you can meet the physiological needs of so many people."
Zhao Haitang said angrily, "From childhood to adulthood, even my parents have never scolded me like this. Even you have never scolded me. I have no grudges or hatred against these high-dimensional creatures. Why do they scold me like this?"
Zhao Haitang said unwillingly: "Humph, they must be jealous that I am more handsome and talented than them."
at the same time,
As soon as Wu Yue came back, he saw that Zhang Wei had two panda eyes on his face and was sitting on the sofa with a decadent look on his face.
Ziqiao, applying medicine to him.
"How is this going?"
Yifei said: "Hey, he was harmed by the barrage."
Meijia curled her lips and said, "When he was helping someone mediate today, something unexpected happened."
Wu Yue took the medicine from Ziqiao's hand and started to apply it on Zhang Wei.
Zhang Wei took a deep breath and said: Today, I am mediating for a young couple who want to have a second child. Both parties have been arguing about the child's name.
"Wouldn't it be OK to just combine the man's and woman's surnames?"
"The man's last name is Hu, and the woman's last name is Lu. You can try to pick one!"
"The comments kept giving me bad advice. One group said the surname should be Hulu King Kong, and the other group said the surname should be Hulu Brothers. As a result, both groups were unwilling to accept each other and started arguing. The floor, table, and ceiling were all filled with comments of quarrels. I was so anxious that I kept saying the wrong things, and the other party got angry and said he wanted to change lawyers."
"Finally, I wanted to catch up with them and apologize to them. But as soon as I walked out the door, the barrage blocked my view and I fell down!"
【Ha ha ha ha! 】
【Please take a screenshot! 】
【Screenshot! 】
【I am dying of laughter!!】
There was a lot of laughter and gloating in the barrage.
(End of this chapter)
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