Chapter 718 Smell Man

3601, living room.

Ziqiao and Meijia, wearing cow couple pajamas, were sitting on the sofa and unpacking the international express that Ajie had just delivered.

Dali came down from upstairs and asked with a smile, "Hey? What's in this big box?"

"My aunt mailed me some maternity and baby products. She couldn't stop shopping even when she was abroad."

Ziqiao said as he searched for a gift he liked.

At this time.

Meijia was delighted to find a baby suit with thick velvet padding.

"Wow, I like this baby clothes. It allows the baby to crawl and wipe the floor at the same time, and cultivate a good habit of loving labor from an early age."

Dali glanced at the list and explained, “Sister Meijia, the baby clothes in your hand are not for cleaning. The thickened part is to prevent the baby from falling.

is it?

Meijia looked carefully at the baby clothes in her hand. The more she looked at it, the more she felt that the thickened part looked like a rag at home.

"It doesn't matter. It's fine for both."

Ziqiao picked up a strange-looking bottle, which looked like decoration liquid.

"Hey, is this a new type of baby bottle? What a weird shape. How should I use it?"

As a new father, Ziqiao felt confused when looking at all the strange and weird maternal and child products.

Dali picked up the instruction manual, took a look at it, and then introduced it: "The instruction manual says that this can relieve the nasal congestion problem of newborns. It is used to suck out the snot."

Ziqiao put the soft mouthpiece in his mouth, and after taking two puffs, he felt a little nauseous.

He quickly took the bottle out of his mouth and looked at the thing in his hand speechlessly.

"Da Li, do you know Japanese?"

Meijia looked at Dali in surprise.

He shook the instruction manual vigorously and said with a smile, "There are Chinese instructions on it."

Ziqiao smiled and said, "Aunt is quite considerate. She knew that we two were illiterate and didn't understand Japanese, so she specially picked out the ones with Chinese."

Dali was a little speechless. Even if he was not illiterate, he didn't necessarily understand Japanese!

The people around laughed.

Yifei finished serving the porridge on the table and said to everyone, "Hey, it's time for breakfast."

"coming."

When Mika approached the dining table, she smelled it first.

"Okay, come over for breakfast, it's all ready!"

Hu Yifei said, greeting everyone.

"I'm coming!"

Xiang Yu said, and walked over with them.

Meijia sniffed and suddenly said, "Wow, today's breakfast is so rich. There are mushrooms, peanuts, chicken, glutinous rice... Wait, what did you put in the porridge?"

"Ah? There won't be any steel wool or dishcloth or anything like that, will there?"

Xiang Yu's hand froze as he was about to drink the porridge.

"Again the dishcloth?"

Ziqiao glared and quickly lowered his head to look.

Meijia sat down and smelled it carefully and said, "It seems to be a piece of apple peel."

Everyone quickly used chopsticks to stir their porridge.

Yifei said unnaturally: "I was very careful this time! There can't be anything else!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Ziqiao's expression suddenly froze, and he slowly picked up a piece of apple peel from the porridge with the chopsticks in his hand.

A slap in the face always comes so unexpectedly.

Looking at the apple peel hitting her face, Yifei was stunned for a moment, then she complained: "You can smell the apple peel in the porridge? You can get pregnant and evolve into a mutant?"

"It's very likely that the rich rely on technology, and the poor rely on mutation. Meijia, from now on you will be the Smell Man."

Xiang Yu smiled and put his porridge aside, then started eating the fried dough sticks. "What the hell is Smell Man? This name is way more lowbrow than Spider-Man or something!"

Mika spread her hands speechlessly.

Ziqiao took out the apple peel and explained, "If it's so easy to mutate, then there would be many supermen everywhere. We went to the hospital for a check-up, and the doctor said it was one of... one of..."

Ziqiao and Meijia looked at each other, not remembering what the doctor said at all.

Dali took over the conversation and said, "It is a normal physiological change during pregnancy. Some pregnant women's sense of smell will become more sensitive, and they can smell the smell of rotten food. This way they can better protect themselves and the fetus. However, as the pregnancy progresses, this phenomenon will naturally disappear."

After explaining the science, Dali blinked at the people who were staring at him blankly, and asked Ziqiao, "Is this what you are talking about?"

Ziqiao and Meijia nodded blankly.

【Zi Qiao: Actually, I didn’t understand what the doctor said at all. I just wanted to say that this is a normal phenomenon. Academic bullies are really scary.】

Yifei was speechless: "Have you studied this too???"

“I just learned about it.”

He nodded vigorously and continued to eat the porridge in his bowl with his head down.

"Da Li is really a know-it-all. He knows everything. But why haven't I evolved this ability yet?"

Nuolan gave Dali a thumbs up in admiration.

"Hey, breakfast here I come~!"

Zhang Wei came jumping over from the balcony.

Yifei couldn't help but ask: "Hey, you are pregnant too?"

"Ok?"

"Meijia's sense of smell is many times more sensitive because she is pregnant. She can smell the breakfast."

"Why do you have such a keen sense of smell?"

Zhang Wei sat down and said proudly, "I listened. I heard the sound of the bowls and chopsticks colliding, the sound of the porridge boiling, and the sound of Meijia sniffing."

Ziqiao said suspiciously, "You can hear us drinking porridge next door? No one would believe it!"

"I am no longer the same person I used to be. Something has completely changed me. It feels so good!"

Zhang Wei's obscene look and questionable words stunned everyone.

"You changed your sex???"

"I said, Zhang Wei is pregnant too???"

"Zhang Wei, tell me the truth, are you a shemale?"

"You think too much. I went to the supermarket to buy something yesterday, and the supermarket gave me an ear-cleaning device as a gift."

Zhang Wei took out an ear spoon and said, "After cleaning my ears, the whole world became so fragile. I felt that my hearing went from 720P to 4K."

"Miga's sense of smell has become stronger because she's pregnant. How could you have mutated if you're not pregnant?"

Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei in confusion.

"Ah, I looked it up online. Some people are born with stronger five senses."

Zhang Wei gave an example: "Hey, have you watched The Brain? There is a water guy in the show who can pick out a different cup of water from 500 cups. There is also a contestant who can judge how high a balloon falls from by the different sounds it makes when it hits the ground."

Nuolan questioned: "But you said it was natural, why didn't you show it before?"

"Maybe I developed slowly, and my potential has only recently been developed."

Zhang Wei himself didn't know what was going on.

After hearing this, Meijia curled her lips and said mockingly, "I think your brain is developing slowly. You have never used an ear spoon in your entire life?"

Zi Qiao asked in confusion: "How did you survive to this day and still be able to hear other people talking?"

Zhang Wei explained awkwardly: "As the old saying goes, earwax is gold, you can't dig it out randomly."

[Zhang Wei: I took out two huge balls of earwax yesterday. It was such a thrilling feeling. It was a different kind of pleasure.]

Xiang Yu complained: "Eh~ it's disgusting, okay."

Ziqiao laughed and teased: "For so many years, it turns out that you have been wearing biochemical earplugs all day long."

Yifei smiled and said, "I finally understand why your career is not going well. Others have water in their brains, but you have your IQ dragged down by earwax."

(End of this chapter)

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