The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 739: Indiscriminate Flat A Crush Correction Mode
"Students, our first class is a pregnancy course."

Yifei wrote a few words on the blackboard.

Curry Sauce said, "Sister Yifei, this is not what I want to learn."

Yifei explained: "What we need to learn now is the learning method and learning attitude. Once you master the method and correct the attitude, learning anything will follow the same routine."

"Besides, you will need this knowledge sooner or later. Who knows, it may be soon."

At this time, Xiang Yu appeared with Nuolan.

"Are you here to sit in on the class?"

Xiang Yu shook his head decisively, "You must be joking. I have already got full marks in the pregnancy course, and I still need to audit it."

Xiang Yu said with great interest: "I agree with what Teacher Yifei said. What we need to learn is the learning method and learning attitude. Once we master the method and correct the attitude, we will be able to learn anything quickly in the future."

"Hmm~, what Xiang Yu said is absolutely right!"

Yifei nodded with great satisfaction.

Nuolan hit Xiang Yu unhappily and said, "You are just here to watch the fun."

Xiang Yu chuckled.

Ziqiao looked at the two people watching the fun on the side, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

Ziqiao urged, "Nuolan, I think you should also sit down and learn. Let your child receive prenatal education from an early age."

Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "But he is still a little too young for the pregnancy course. This has not yet taken shape."

Ziqiao immediately said, "But I think he will need this kind of knowledge in the future. Teacher Hu, we will definitely not need this knowledge in the future. After finishing the pregnancy course, can we leave early?"

"Look at your attitude! Thirty seconds in class, five minutes of bullshitting! Look at Xiang Yu, he's just an auditor, but he's better than you! From now on, no one is allowed to bargain! Class is in session! Xiang Yu, you and Nuolan, find a seat and sit down to listen."

Here, Xiang Yu just moved two tables.

Putting the chair down, Xueba Cultivation Instrument turned to Xiang Yu: "A new poor student has been detected."

Nuolan looked at Xiang Yu in surprise: "So, you are a poor student?"

"what do you?"

Nuolan said proudly: "Better than you, just a top student."

"Whispering in class detected. You have three seconds to correct it. Classroom discipline will return to normal. Correction mode canceled..."

Xiang Yu suddenly laughed: "Wow~ Quite interesting."

Xiang Yu seemed to have thought of something: "I have an idea."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiang Yu lowered his head. When he raised his head, his hands were pulling his mouth, his eyes were wide open and crossed.

The top student training instrument seemed to have discovered a new world and made a strange sound: "A new poor student has been detected. Please return to your seat and listen carefully."

As soon as they heard the word "class", Ziqiao and Meijia started to doze off again at the same time.

“Ohhhhhhhhh~~~”

The shrill cries of the screaming chickens were so refreshing that the two dozing people woke up instantly as if they were zombies.

Yifei glanced at the two of them calmly and continued with the class.

"It's great to have a loud voice. I'm afraid of you."

Ziqiao whispered a few words and then stuffed his ears with toilet paper.

“Beep beep! It’s detected that you are not paying attention. You have three seconds to correct it.”

Yifei turned her head and looked at them in confusion, while Ziqiao spread his hands, pretending not to know.

"three."

"two."

"one."

The right side of the academic master training instrument suddenly opened, and a water gun slowly extended from it.

aim!

emission!

"Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey! My suit is very expensive!!! Stop! Stop stop stop!!"

The water gun instantly splashed all over Zi Qiao, making him scream.

In order to avoid being implicated, others quickly got out of the way.

Xiang Yu looked at it with amusement.

Oh my god! There is also archery? ? ?
Ziqiao wiped the water that was sprayed on his face, smelled it accidentally, and was stunned.

"What the hell is this? Why does it taste wrong?"

"This is Dongpeng's special drink. It's refreshing and brainwashing. Young people should stay awake and work hard! Oh yeah!"

“Why do I feel like I’ve been smeared in the face by an advertisement?”

Ziqiao revealed his mask of pain.

Yifei smiled and said, "I have taken good care of you. Do you believe me, I will replace the drinks with Fengyoujing?"

"I was wrong, I was wrong. You are so cruel."

Ziqiao quickly gave in.

Ziqiao thought of Xiang Yu's method and followed his example, straightening his clothes and putting on a serious face.

The alarm of the Xueba Cultivation Instrument stopped, and then rang again: "Teasing of the Xueba Cultivation Instrument has been detected. You have three seconds to correct it. Three, two, one~~"

"Oh my god, don't, don't, don't~~"

Ziqiao was scared at that time and felt depressed. What happened?

Soon, everyone was in class again. Meijia stood her textbook up to block her view, and then put her sleeves behind the book. She looked like she was listening to the class seriously, but in fact, her hands were hidden under the desk, secretly browsing her phone.

Academic Master Development Instrument: "Ding ding ding! Communication signals not related to study are detected. You have three seconds to correct it."

Ziqiao and Curry Sauce subconsciously raised their hands to prove their innocence.

"three."

"two."

"one."

The few people who were wondering what was going to happen looked at each other.

Why does it feel like nothing happened?
Meijia glanced down at her phone and immediately shouted, "Hey! Why is the internet down?!"

Yifei replied calmly: "It can block mobile phone signals. You can't even receive spam text messages, let alone surf the Internet."

"Wow~"

Ziqiao looked at his cell phone with no signal in surprise, then looked at the top student training instrument.

so amazing!

Continue the class.

Yifei was writing the topic on the small blackboard.

Curry Sauce glanced at Yifei guiltily, and while watching the academic master training ceremony cautiously, he reached for the hat behind him.

It was filled with popcorn.

Curry grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth under the cover of his textbook.

Academic Master Development Instrument: "Ding Ding Ding! Abnormal eating behavior detected. You have three seconds to correct it."

As soon as they heard the beeping sound, Ziqiao and Meijia immediately raised their hands.

Xiang Yu slowly looked at the curry sauce.

If it’s related to food, no need to guess, it must be curry sauce.

"three."

"two."

"one."

The left side of the academic master development instrument opened, and a small airport and a remote-controlled airplane appeared.

The remote-controlled plane slowly rose into the air, flew over Curry Sauce's head, and then threw red powder at her.

The powder instantly surrounded the head of curry paste.

"Cough cough cough..."

The powder spread and other people were also affected. Xiang Yu pulled Nuolan away quickly.

"Cough cough cough..."

Curry Sauce put his powdered hand into his mouth and licked it, then a wave of heat rushed into his mouth and his face looked very ugly.

"Bah! Cough cough cough! What's so choking?!"

"Oh, this is the hottest Carolina Reaper chili powder in the world. It can make you lose your sense of taste for a few hours. If you have any other tricks, don't waste time, just use them."

Yifei smiled proudly.

"Oh my god, if I had known I wouldn't have licked it."

Curry Sauce said that she could no longer feel her taste buds.

"Can't sleep?"

“Can’t play with your phone?”

"I can't eat? How can I study like this?"

“I can’t learn it!”

Xueba Cultivation Instrument: "Detected serious disruption of classroom discipline, ready to start, indiscriminate flat attack crushing correction mode!"

"three."

"two."

"One"

"No, no, no! No, no, no!"

"No more protests, no more protests."

"We know we were wrong!"

The three of them gave in instantly.

Xueba Cultivation Ritual: "Classroom discipline has returned to normal, and the correction mode of using indiscriminate flat attacks to crush opponents has been cancelled."

"Here's yours, the top student training ceremony."

Yifei smiled with satisfaction.

The Cultivation Ceremony of a Top Student: "Everything for learning, yeah!"

The three of them looked aggrieved, but they had no choice but to endure it.

Forty-five minutes later, it was time to take a break, and Xiang Yu stretched.

However, many teachers have a common problem of keeping the class going for too long. Yifei has been talking for such a long time and still looks very interested. It seems that she has no desire to end the get out of class.

(End of this chapter)