The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 748 Uncivilized Vocabulary
After buying the wine, Zhao Haitang carefully counted the bottle caps and the wine bottles on the coffee table.

After picking up a bunch of bottle caps, Zhao Haitang said excitedly: "Practice makes perfect, it really is twenty bottles!"

Curry Sauce, who was standing by, had his hands full of beer bottle caps. He smiled and said, "I'm not far off. Nineteen bottles, which is pretty close to the correct answer."

Zhao Haitang glanced at Curry Sauce and said, "To encourage and comfort you, I will add a smiley face after the big cross, but points will still be deducted."

Curry Sauce's happy expression drooped instantly.

Everyone around was speechless.

Xiang Yu sighed, "If everyone who solves this kind of problem comes to the bar, I'll be rich."

At this time, Meijia came in excitedly, followed by Ziqiao.

"Baby, look, this is the bar. That place is the bar counter. Can you see the bartender? Do you hear the ding-dong-dong sound?"

"Sister Meijia, who are you talking to?"

Curry Sauce looked at Mika in confusion.

Ziqiao explained: "Of course it's the baby in my belly. The doctor said that the fetus now has hearing and touch, and can sense changes in the external environment. Meijia has been telling the baby about this beautiful world all the way."

"Baby, next, Mommy is going to introduce you to Mommy's friends!"

Meijia opened her arms to everyone, and then said, "And this bar, Mom has been to countless parties here! It can be said that it has accompanied Mom as she grew up."

"Isn't it too early to recommend a bar now?"

Curry Sauce frowned slightly.

Nuolan smiled and said, "I think it's more reliable to recommend Amway milk powder first."

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "I think prenatal education should start with sleeping well, so that the baby will at least know how to sleep well as soon as he is born."

Yifei complained: "That's right, if the prenatal education is to recognize the bartender, then the early education should be to teach him to play finger-guessing and dice, right?"

Zhang Wei said with some emotion: "I think some education is better than no education. If I had received prenatal education, things would be different now. Poverty may not catch up with me."

Zhao Haitang complained: "Wake up, Lawyer Zhang, your poverty has nothing to do with prenatal education. Think about poor Boss Wang!"

Zhang Wei took a sip of beer with some embarrassment.

Dali explained: "In fact, the most important developmental period for humans is infancy. The brain function of the fetus is very primitive, and there is no scientific research to prove that prenatal education is useful."

Meijia smiled and said, "Scientific research may not be accurate, just like cheat sheets. It's always good to prepare more. What if you need it in the exam?"

Dali reminded: "If your cheat sheet is discovered, your score will be cancelled and you will be sent to retake the exam."

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "Exam cheating is included in the criminal law. Cheating in a national exam stipulated by law is equivalent to breaking the law. This is no joke. You will be sentenced to jail."

"Is it that serious? No wonder so many people have second children. It turns out they are doing it to make up for the exam."

Mika said in a naive way.

Everyone: "."

Zhang Wei was confused and asked: "Is that so???"

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "I have heard that most people who have a second child do so because they can't train their first child well, so they want to train a second child."

……

The next day, early morning.

3601, on the dining table.

Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce had been arguing since early morning.

Zhao Haitang: "The answer is clear. Walking and running get in the rain just as much."

Curry Sauce: "But this only takes into account the situation where a person walks with his back straight. If there is an angle between the person and the rain, then walking will probably get you more rain."

Zhao Haitang thought for a moment and said, "You don't have the final say. We will do another experiment later and I will definitely prove that I am right."

The others ate their breakfast as if nothing had happened.

Zi Qiao asked in confusion: "What are you guys arguing about so early in the morning?"

"You're just arguing about math problems. I'm getting fed up with it."

morning.

"Mom and Dad go to work. I'm going to kindergarten. Hmm?"

Zhang Wei hummed a little tune and just walked into the toilet, he saw Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce in the toilet. Zhao Haitang was running on the treadmill, and Curry Sauce was standing on a stool, watering Zhao Haitang from top to bottom with a sprinkler!
Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, then walked up to him and asked with a puzzled look on his face, "What kind of plane are you guys working on?"

Curry Sauce replied: "We are working on the problem."

Zhao Haitang wiped his face and continued running.

Zhang Wei frowned and said, "Can you do the math in the living room? Let me take a shower first."

Zhao Haitang said as he ran: "Wait a minute, the answer is already clear! This is a proof question, does a person get more wet when walking or when running?"

"What kind of a question is this? It's beyond the scope, isn't it?"

Zhang Wei was speechless. People who ask such questions really have too much free time!

"The more difficult the problem, the more you need to focus on the solution method. Go on, curry sauce!"

"okay!"

……

After listening to Zhang Wei's narration, Xiang Yu couldn't help but complain: "This is not solving the problem, this is going astray, right?"

Zhao Haitang's eyes were wandering with embarrassment, but actually he was just looking for something to do.

Curry Sauce only had eyes for the food and stuffed the bread into his mouth, "I'm so hungry. I'm starving after getting up so early to review."

Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "You'd better eat less. God knows what shocking things you will do when you are full."

At this time, Mika came over.

"Good morning everyone."

"Meijia, eat."

Yifei sat down with the plate in her hand.

"There's no rush yet."

Meijia held a stack of A4 papers and said with a smile, "I have something I want to ask you. Come on, pass it around."

Everyone took the A4 paper one by one.

Curry Sauce took one look and asked in confusion: "Uncivilized vocabulary list?"

"Why are they all swear words?"

Zhao Haitang was stunned when he saw the contents of the form.

Meijia explained: "When I was searching for information about prenatal education online, I saw an article that said the living environment would have a subtle influence on the fetus. This influence would form in-fetal memory and affect the child's life."

Nuolan frowned slightly and said, "Is this scientific? Generally speaking, babies' brains seem to be very fragile and easily tired. How can they remember so much?"

"I'm not prepared for a thousand things, just for the worst."

Mika smiled awkwardly.

Dali guessed, "Then what? You plan to read this list of uncivilized words to your baby every day so that he will be naturally immune to these bad words?"

"What a powerful logic! This idea should be enough to write a paper."

Xiang Yu looked at Dali in surprise.

"I understand. Fight fire with fire."

Zhao Haitang began to tell a story: "Once upon a time, a hero was poisoned to death by his enemy. In order to seek revenge, the hero's widow smeared arsenic all over her chest. The hero's child drank the poisoned milk since childhood. When he grew up, he was not afraid of the enemy's poison darts and claws, and finally avenged his father."

"When he returned to the village with the good news, he learned that Mr. Wang next door had died of arsenic poisoning."

Everyone was stunned.

Ziqiao raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhao Haitang in surprise.

Xiang Yu reacted and shook his head, saying, "The speed of the car is so fast, I feel like I was hit in the face by the wheels of the car."

Yifei rolled her eyes and said speechlessly: "What kind of toxic story is this that will destroy your worldview? Meijia means that we should not say these words!"

"Sister Yifei really understands me. For the sake of the baby's future, I specially made this form. Please use civilized language and create a good environment."

Mika looked at everyone with a smile.

(End of this chapter)