The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 777 Human and Animal General

Chapter 777 Human and Animal General
Zhao Haitang held up the instruction manual and said, "I said it has nothing to do with my egg. It's written in the instruction manual that this egg has passed 12 military standard tests. It is pressure-resistant, smash-resistant, friction-resistant, waterproof, acid-resistant, and high-temperature-resistant. It is a combat egg among WiFi eggs!"

"But the instructions say it's harmless for external use, Zhang Wei is taking it internally now."

Wu Yue was still very worried.

Xiang Yu nodded and said worriedly: "Yes, it's better to be cautious, otherwise I won't go. I will take Zhang Wei to the hospital and take him for a check-up to find a way to get the egg out."

Hearing what Xiang Yu said, not only Yifei and Ziqiao frowned, but even Zhang Wei frowned, looking somewhat unwilling.

If Xiang Yu and Zhang Wei don't go, Guan Gu and Youyou will definitely feel very sorry.

Wu Yue was about to suggest that she accompany Zhang Wei to the hospital, but Hong Qiye said in advance: "Young lady, young man, don't panic. I am also a well-known doctor here. I have cured all the cattle, sheep, pigs and horses in our village. Ah, if I say it's okay, then it must be okay."

“You’re a veterinarian?!”

Yifei's eyes bulged.

The few people who originally thought it was a big fuss suddenly felt that what Xiang Yu said made sense.

"Um, no, I was just promoted to general practitioner yesterday."

After saying that, Mr. Hong Qi calmly took the medicine box and left.

"Human and animal general science???"

Yifei was so shocked that her jaw dropped.

Ignoring everyone's shock, Hong Qi put away the stethoscope and put the things back. Zhang Wei also stood up with the help of everyone and sat on the chair.

Xiang Yu sighed: "Even so, leaving the wifi egg in Zhang Wei's stomach is not a good idea. We have to think of a way to take the egg out of his stomach."

"How do we take it? Are you still planning to let Master Qi perform the surgery?"

Zhang Wei's eyelids jumped when he heard this: "You don't have to do this? Perform surgery in a place like this? I'm afraid I won't die fast enough~"

"Who said that surgery is needed to remove the contents of the stomach?"

Xiang Yu looked at her with contempt: "Vomiting, laxatives are all fine~it just depends on where it comes out."

"..."

Yifei twitched her lips. Thinking of that scene, she felt like she had been cheated.

Zhang Wei scratched his head: "That makes sense, but how do I induce vomiting? I'm not a camel, I don't have the ability to vomit~"

"Simple."

Zhang Wei felt numb at Xiang Yu's smile. He suddenly turned around, sat on the chair with his back to everyone, and took out a box.

Zhang Wei wanted to take it, but Xiang Yu pulled back: "Hey, you can look, but don't touch me."

"what is this?"

"You'll find out later."

Xiang Yu held back his smile and whetted the appetite of several people before he gently put his hand on the box and opened the lid in full view of everyone.

"Ugh~~"

One second after opening the lid, several people vomited and a foul smell filled the air.

"Hahaha~ Do you feel good? Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

"Asshole, you pervert? These socks smell too strong."

Yifei kept cursing Xiang Yu.

"Isn't it because you want Zhang Wei to vomit it out?
"Xiang Yu glanced at Zhang Wei, and then was surprised: "No, he was vomiting like that, why didn't you make any noise?"

“Maybe I have a stronger resistance~”

Zhang Wei said uncertainly: "Besides, you didn't vomit either, did you?"

Xiang Yu curled his lips: "How can this be the same? I was prepared at the beginning, holding my breath, and I didn't smell much."

"Oh~~"

Zhang Wei nodded, but still didn't move. Xiang Yu touched his chin and said, "In that case, let's do something more ruthless. If one stinky sock isn't smelly enough, then double it."

Xiang Yu took off his shoes in seconds.

"Ugh~"

"Ugh~~"

It was another unexpected attack. Everyone vomited again just as they stood up. Xiang Yu saw that Zhang Wei still wanted to vomit but couldn't, and blinked his eyes: "Is it still not enough? Then try again."

"stop."

Ziqiao quickly grabbed him and said, "Brother, don't do this. If you keep going like this, before he vomits, we will collapse first."

Xiang Yu saw that several people were vomiting like weak shrimps and scratched his head: "Okay, in this case, I will think of a way." Seeing Xiang Yu put his shoes back on, they breathed a sigh of relief: "This smell is so refreshing. A good waiting room was almost turned into a biochemical virus room by you."

Seeing Zhang Wei's distressed expression, Wu Yue comforted him: "Don't be nervous. If the diagnosis is wrong, we will sue him for being a quack doctor and harming people."

Zhang Wei sat down and said unhappily, "I don't want to go from being a witness to physical evidence."

Xiang Yu said, "I still say what I said before. I will take Zhang Wei to the hospital for a checkup to make sure nothing really happens."

"No need, I can handle it, really. I don't want to miss Youyou Guan Gu's wedding, and I don't want you to miss it because of me."

As he spoke, Zhang Wei grabbed Xiang Yu's hand.

Xiang Yu frowned.

He was still worried.

After all, what you eat is not ordinary food, but an electronic product.

Ziqiao nodded and said, "That's right, don't worry too much, it's not that complicated. Zhang Wei, just listen to Master Qi, rub it more and pull the egg out."

"I feel weak all over, why don't you rub it for me?"

Zhang Wei rested his head on Wu Yue's shoulder and started to show off their love to everyone.

Seeing that Zhang Wei still had time to show off his love, Xiang Yu's solemn and worried expression eased a little.

Wu Yue gently rubbed Zhang Wei.

"Don't show off your love, we'll help you rub it."

Ziqiao speechlessly pulled Zhang Wei away from Wu Yue.

"Come on, come on."

Except Wu Yue, everyone else held Zhang Wei down and started massaging him.

"Hey, I can do it on my own! Hmm!" Zhang Wei, who was speaking, suddenly trembled.

Yifei didn't hear what he said clearly, "Speak properly."

"I'm talking nicely, yeah! yeah!"

Zhang Wei shuddered again.

"There's a phone call, you guys rub it first."

Xiang Yu took out his cell phone and walked aside.

Xiang Yu walked back and hung up the phone and said, "Yumo asked us to find a box in the apartment."

Zhang Wei: "Yeah! Yeah!"

Xiang Yu quickly asked with concern: "Zhang Wei, are you still feeling uncomfortable?"

Zhao Haitang explained: "No, it's because the egg is in Lawyer Zhang's stomach, so as long as the egg vibrates or makes a sound, Zhang Wei will have a chain reaction, just like this."

As he spoke, Zhao Haitang disconnected the hotspot.

"okokokok!"

As expected, Zhang Wei shook twice.

"I'll try. Disconnect!"

Ziqiao disconnected the WiFi directly.

Zhang Wei was in no hurry to stop him, "Ah yeah! Yeah yeah!"

"Continue."

"Hey, it's almost done, it's almost done."

Zhang Wei grabbed Ziqiao in pain.

Wu Yue said distressedly: "Stop torturing Zhang Wei."

Xiang Yu also pushed Qiao.

Ziqiao stopped talking awkwardly.