Chapter 783: The Indestructible Stomach
"Xiang Yu, you go ahead~"

Yifei sighed: "Let's see if we can get it out."

"Isn't it?"

Zhang Wei was about to cry. Was he going to be beaten?
Who did I offend today? I started a fight over a disagreement: "Is there a gentler way?"

Wu Yue didn't want Zhang Wei to be beaten, so he could only ask, "Grandpa, can you be flexible?"

"That won't work." Master Qi shook his head. "Ensuring safety is the top priority. As a security inspector, I must ensure this. You can't pass now."

"It's been a while since I hit anyone, Zhang Wei. Let me give you a punch. I promise it will hurt just once, really just once, and I guarantee you'll vomit."

Xiang Yu pinched his fingers, making a 'clicking' sound. Zhang Wei was so scared that he quickly covered his stomach and looked at Xiang Yu in horror.

Zhang Wei said with a sad face: "Can you not hit me? Can't you try a gentler approach?"

Xiang Yu spread his hands: "I have already used gentle methods, what else can I do? Wait... However, there is another method that is slightly gentler than beating people."

"what?"

Zhang Wei asked excitedly, finally he didn't have to be beaten.

Xiang Yu glanced at him and said, "Zi Qiao, Hai Tang, come and help me."

"How to help?"

Ziqiao and Zhao Haitang rubbed their hands.

Xiang Yu glanced at Zhang Wei, and quickly put Zhang Wei's singlet on his shoulder, then he threw Zhang Wei over his shoulder, and Zhang Wei suddenly fell headfirst.

Zhao Haitang and Ziqiao subconsciously grabbed Zhang Wei's feet, looking like they were still asleep. Xiang Yu quickly reminded them, "What are you standing there for? You're shaking~"

"Hey, hey, hey~ What are you doing? Stop messing around~"

Zhang Wei waved his arms in fear, his head was only one centimeter away from the ground and was about to touch it.

Zhao Haitang and Ziqiao looked at each other and immediately understood what Xiang Yu wanted to do. They grabbed Zhang Wei's buttocks and shook them left and right.
"Ah~~"

Zhang Wei screamed, and then he felt dizzy, as if his head had been swung around several times: "Stop... stop shaking... I feel dizzy... dizzy~~~"

"It's working. Keep going until you vomit."

When Xiang Yu saw that it was working, he quickly called Lu Ziqiao and Zhao Haitang.

The two of them shook even harder. Xiang Yu looked at him and his eyes lit up: "He's going to vomit. Put him down."

The two men let go at the same time, and Zhang Wei almost fell to the ground.

Xiang Yu grabbed Zhang Wei's waist and did a windmill spin to put Zhang Wei straight.

Yifei and Wu Yue couldn't help but cover their eyes.

But now Zhang Wei obviously didn't feel much pain. He felt dizzy, nauseous and wanted to vomit. Xiang Yu quickly handed a bucket to him: "Ugh~~"

As soon as he put it down, Zhang Wei vomited it out, and then nothing happened.

Several people endured the taste and nausea, took a look, and there was nothing but sour water. Xiang Yu's face was a little dark: "Go on~ Zhang Wei, try harder and you will spit it out."

"I don't feel it anymore."

Zhang Wei waved his hands in pain.

Xiang Yu twitched his lips and signaled to Zhao Haitang and Ziqiao. Zhang Wei quickly hid behind Wu Yue: "No more playing. I won't play anymore. Wuuuuuuuu~~"

"Don't bother Zhang Wei anymore. If he can't do it, then don't go."

Wu Yue felt a little reluctant.

Qi Ye was forced to watch a scene: "Are you all done? Have you vomited out the stuff inside?"

"No."

Zhang Wei said with a bitter face: "Seventh Master, can't you be flexible? You know me well. You just examined me~~"

"Didn't I tell you? This is a safety issue, not a question of whether to be flexible or not." Master Qi said, "Hey, Lawyer Zhang, don't worry. I didn't say I won't help you. I know you've helped me before, and I've slept in your bed. I'm a person who knows how to repay a favor. How about this? Who of you will come with me to get the stomach power powder?"

"I'll go with you~"

Wu Yue was a little worried about Zhang Wei, but he was also worried that something might go wrong with the Seventh Master, so he decided to go with him.

Xiang Yu asked in surprise: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you had this thing?"

“You didn’t ask~”

"Okay, wait here for a while~"

After saying this, Qi Ye turned around and left with Wu Yue.

Yifei sighed. She had finally reached the last step, but this happened: "Zhang Wei, are you a Pixiu? You only make money and don't make any money for a week?"

Zhang Wei was speechless. Was it his fault that he couldn't eat? Was it his fault that he got a stomachache?
After just a moment, Ziqiao lost his patience and said anxiously, "Hey, I remember the medicine is in the cabinet over there~ Maybe I'm old and my eyesight is wandering. Let's go and take a look."

A few people were stunned, and followed over to open it and take a look. In addition to some Chinese medicine, there were some medical tools. Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up and he took out a package: "Hey? Gastric Motility Powder, isn't this it?"

Yifei saw that the top was folded over a little, so she peeled it open and took a look: "Four Stomach Power Powder?"

Ziqiao pretended to understand: "Maybe it's a homonym? Siwei sounds like sweet, so this medicine is sweet."

"Oh, it's normal for Chinese medicine to have numbers, such as Sanjiu Ganmao Ling, Si Miao Dan, Wuxing San, Liuwei Dihuang Wan, Babao Dan."

"There are also Hanxiao Banbudian, Sanxiao Xiaoyao Powder, and Shixiang Softening Paste."

Ziqiao didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said: "Hurry up and eat! Father Guan Gu will urge you to eat soon."

Xiang Yu was speechless and said, "Even if you have never seen this kind of medicine, can you take a look at the drug instructions? Don't worry about taking the wrong medicine!!!"

Zhang Wei said weakly: "Even if you took the wrong medicine, it's better than getting punched, right?"

Xiang Yu's mouth twitched, "Siwei Power Powder, this is for cattle and sheep to eat. Although it is no different from eating it for humans, the effect is much stronger."

Zhang Wei was stunned, and gritted his teeth and said, "After eating, will I still be able to attend the wedding alive?"

From what Zhang Wei said, he seems to want to give it a try.

Xiang Yu said helplessly: "You won't die. I remember this medicine has a nickname, called Heaven Collapse and Earth Licking Powder. It will take effect in two minutes after taking it. You must be mentally prepared."

"As long as no one dies, it's fine. The sooner the better."

Zhang Wei didn't care about anything else and just ate it.

Wu Yue and Qi Ye had just returned, and Xiang Yu had not finished explaining yet.

Suddenly, Zhang Wei's stomach started to growl. Zhang Wei was stunned: "Yes... there is a reaction, there is a reaction, my stomach is reacting."

Several people quickly moved away, and Wu Yue handed him a trash can, and Zhang Wei held it and started to prepare.

Otherwise, how can you say it's constipation? Five minutes later, Zhang Wei still didn't move at all. Zhao Haitang couldn't help but want to flip the table: "Where is the earth-shattering sky you promised? Can you do it~?"

Zhang Wei looked constipated: "Um...sorry~ My stomach was rumbling just now, I think I'm hungry."

"Ah~~"

Several people sighed in frustration. What's wrong with this guy? He's so constipated, but he's still hungry? You need space to store it~ They really suspect that Zhang Wei is a Pixiu, otherwise how could he store so many things?
What's more crucial is that Zhang Wei was taking the Siwei Kinetic Powder that cattle and sheep eat. Logically speaking, the dosage should be larger than that of ordinary Weiwei Kinetic Powder. Unexpectedly, this could not subdue Zhang Wei. They really couldn't imagine what Zhang Wei's stomach was made of.

Ziqiao asked anxiously, "Is there any other way? If we don't leave now, it will be too late."

"Dont look at me."

Seeing that everyone was staring at him, Xiang Yu immediately spread his hands and said, "I have already tried all the methods I can think of. I have already taken the medicine that induces vomiting. I really have no other options. Zhang Wei's situation is obviously that he has eaten too much dark food and has developed a resistance to it."

"Ah~ I've already thought of all the solutions I could think of. Now all I can do is wait and see?"

Zhang Wei rubbed his stomach. What else could he do? He just couldn't vomit. Was it a sin to have a good stomach?

"You should think about it for a while longer."

(End of this chapter)

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