The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 797: No matter how old you are, you don’t need to worry about your age when you have money.
Zhao Haitang looked at the four eager people and felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a fly.

"In fact, it's easy to understand falling in love. It's like a washing machine. It soaks you slowly at first, then entangles you, keeps circling around you, and stirs you up like glue. When you are completely immersed in it, it squeezes you dry, then throws you away, and finally hangs you aside to dry."

After Ziqiao finished speaking, the four newbies were stunned.

"Oh my god! The driver is so right!"

Xiao Deng's eyes lit up and he gave the flatterer a thumbs up.

"Great God, please teach us!"

"Please!"

"If you don't teach us, we will die in front of you!"

The other three people were also excited. This kind of knowledge could not be taught by ordinary people.

Zi Qiao sighed and said, "Alas, you are indeed gifted. You only need a little guidance from others and you will be able to rise to prominence. It's a pity that I still have to sell cakes. Maybe next time."

After saying that, Ziqiao turned around and was about to leave. Deng Deng got anxious and held Ziqiao back to try to keep him.

"No, God!"

"Please teach us!"

“We’ll each buy a case!”

"What one box? Five boxes!"

"Hmm!" ×4
【Zi Qiao was surprised: Oh my god! Are all young people so rich? 】

Ziqiao's stunned expression flashed away for a moment, and he quickly returned to his hermit-like demeanor.

"Well, since you are so sincere, I will not cheat you. Come and scan the code first, and then I will teach you a trick!"

The four of them looked at each other, and then began to scan the code and pay enthusiastically.

"pretty!
Ziqiao blinked at Xiang Yu, then motioned the four of them to come closer and whispered a few words to him.

Zhao Haitang also wanted to listen, so he stretched his head forward, but when he saw Xiang Yu's half-smile, he pretended to be disdainful.

"Cough cough!"

"So simple? Can it work?"

After giving the instructions, Xiao Deng hesitated.

Ziqiao patted Zhao Haitang and shrugged, "Either try my tricks, or accompany your president to assist, it's your choice."

"Definitely choose the former!"

The four of them said in unison without hesitation.

Ziqiao gestured and walked out of the room first, and the other four couldn't wait to follow.

Seeing this, Zhao Haitang was stunned, and then hurriedly shouted: "Hey! Hey! Don't leave! Whoever comes back first will be appointed as the next president! Hey!"

But no matter how Zhao Haitang shouted, it was of no avail. Finally, Zhao Haitang looked at Xiang Yu in despair.

This is stealing! Shameless stealing! No different from robbery! !

Xiang Yu patted him on the shoulder, said "Everything will be fine", and left.

Zhao Haitang: “.”

Only Zhao Haitang's lonely back was left.
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The next day, 3602.

Xiang Yu, Zhang Wei and Hu Qiang were sitting on the sofa.

"Is there any other way of expressing love that Zhao Haitang has not used?"

Hu Qiang looked conflicted.

Xiang Yu shook his head and said speechlessly: "Hu Qiang, you have said it 108 times, aren't you tired?"

"I'm here now. How about I drive two excavators and put them together to form a heart shape? Do you think it's possible?"

Hu Qiang suddenly had an idea.

Xiang Yu said seriously: "You want to learn how to operate an excavator? Then I recommend you to go to New Oriental. I guarantee you will learn it in two days!"

Hu Qiang was stunned and questioned: "Isn't New Oriental a place for students to learn cooking? It seems that Lanxiang is the place for students to learn excavators."

"Really? Then I recommend you to go to Lanxiang. I guarantee you will learn it in two days!

"Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, then he spoke again seriously.

Hu Qiang: “.”

How shameless to advertise for them? Tell me, how much did you receive from these two companies?

Looking at Hu Qiang who rolled his eyes at him, Xiang Yu smiled. It was just a joke.

"Brother Yu!"

Mei Jia suddenly appeared with a small cake in her hand. When she saw Xiang Yu, her eyes lit up with a little money and she said excitedly, "Huh? Brother Wei is here too!"

"Come on, brothers, have a taste!"

Xiang Yu and Zhang Wei looked at each other and tacitly did not take the cake.

Hu Qiang suddenly realized, "I know this. If someone is being too attentive to you for no reason, he is either a traitor or a thief! He is either confessing his love or committing suicide for love!"

Mika rolled her eyes.

Zhang Wei looked at Meijia and said, "It's written on your face that there is no such thing as free cake."

"Oh, you think too much, I'm not that kind of person."

Meijia took out a few ten-dollar bills from the pocket of her overalls.

Ever since her belly grew bigger, Meijia has become obsessed with overalls. She wears a different one every day.

Meijia showed the small amount of money in her hand with a bright smile and said, "I'm here to pay back the money. Here, take a look, there are five bills in total. Brother Wei, this is for Brother Yu, and we'll talk about your share later."

Zhang Wei swallowed and felt that Meijia was not normal today, so he waved his hands repeatedly.

"Don't worry, don't worry. You don't owe me much anyway. You should pay it back to Xiang Yu first. He has more."

Xiang Yu stared, feeling uncomfortable all over, he glanced at the five ten-dollar bills, pointed at himself and asked in disbelief: "Uh, are you sure you're paying me back?"

This is too little, not even enough.
"Sure, fifty bucks!"

Meijia nodded.

Xiang Yu reached out to take it doubtfully.

It’s better than nothing, I’ll take it!

Just when Xiang Yu was about to touch the money, Meijia flexibly took the money back, as if she remembered something, and said: "Oh, I suddenly remembered that I haven't paid the rent this month."

Xiang Yu's hand froze in mid-air.

"If you have anything else to say, hurry up and say it. I'm tired of having my hands stretched out like this."

Meijia gave Xiang Yu a knowing look, quickly put away the fifty yuan she had just taken out, and said with a smile: "Oh, there are also water and electricity bills to pay, and we also need to buy milk powder, laundry detergent, and breakfast. We can only talk about it next time~."

Xiang Yu: “.”

What the hell is buying milk powder? Who drinks it? And the ten yuan rent, are you serious? How come I, the landlord, don’t know?
"Oh! Well said, well said. In that case, please come back next time to pay it back. Goodbye!"

Xiang Yu smiled and clapped his hands.

Meijia shouted hurriedly: "I'm not in a hurry to leave!"

"I told you that you are not that kind. It's good enough that you don't come to borrow money from us, but you still expect us to pay you back."

Zhang Wei shook his head and sat down.

Meijia was surprised and asked, "How do you know? I just came here to borrow money!"

"What's going on? Do you think I'm a fool? Why do you ask me to lend you money? Am I like an ATM machine?"

Xiang Yu was speechless. Just because you are rich is not a reason to be taken advantage of.

Zhang Wei patted Xiang Yu on the shoulder and said with sympathy: "You are the ATM switchboard, and I am the extension."

Xiang Yu: “.”

How are the switchboard and extension phones separated?

"I can't help it. I'm not that close to Haitang and Dali, and Curry Sauce is poorer than me. I can only ask you for help. If you don't lend it to me, then I have to..."

Mei Jia said this and looked at Zhang Wei and Hu Qiang, the meaning was self-evident.

Zhang Wei suddenly had a bad feeling and retreated tactically.

Could it be me?

Hu Qiang looked at Meijia innocently, "Why don't you borrow from me?"

Meijia's eyes lit up, and then she asked curiously, "Don't you need to buy a gift for Dali?"

Hu Qiang immediately said: "Of course."

Meijia smiled awkwardly and said, "Well, you guys are all juniors, it's so embarrassing to speak up."

[Zhang Wei: What's wrong with borrowing money from the younger generation? I borrowed money from Zhao Haitang. I hate the idea of ​​seniority the most! If you have money, don't ask your age. If you are old, don't ask your age! ]

(End of this chapter)